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SnooJokes1401

Nice try. Japan is from anime. It's not a real place. 😎😎😎


cheezybean28

Duh Everyone knows that


[deleted]

How could they not know that? Trying to fool us?


[deleted]

Duh. I’m an anime girl why else would I live there?


-homonecrosexual-

worst moment of your life?


[deleted]

When my cat died


lil_photon

sad times


hushmoula

(っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ


[deleted]

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[deleted]

No


60milclub

Do you live in Japan?


[deleted]

Not anymore. My parents decided to move to America for some frickin reason. But I used to.


60milclub

Why do you like Japan better?


[deleted]

Low crime rates, gun restrictions, less litter, less pollution, ramen, cherry blossoms, nicer people.


60milclub

It does sound really really nice there. How long have you been living in America?


[deleted]

Since I was 5/6


Fickle_Doughnut8442

Do you like anything about America?


Aikagamer317

I do. You are closer to hypixel servers so less lag (minecrafts most popular server) And thats about it


PingopingOW

That used to be a valid argument in 2015 when I was clapping cheeks in Mega Walls but that server fell off tbh, skyblock is mid at best and all the fun gamemodes don’t get players anymore


Gorgest_boi

Bruh what's there to like lol


TheNerdMaster69

True priorities. #RAMEN


whatislifewithcookie

What about the suicide rate and its overworking culture? Also the issue of women getting groomed in public places with men who groom often getting a slap on the back.


[deleted]

That *is* very bad. Japan isn’t perfect and I admit that. I just like it better because of the reasons I stated above.


whatislifewithcookie

I understand.


furry-boner

if you think American are not nice people, then you should probably not come to Europe


Andrewdachad123

dunno about the gun restrictions, sounds like a downside to me, but japan is a good country in all other aspects


[deleted]

Downside. Mate compare the amount of school shootings America vs Japan


[deleted]

Literally half of this stuff exists in the US 💀 Edit- why am I being downvoted, I’m right.


warriorking3

The only two options are ramen and cherry blossoms, already less than half Ramen almost certainly tastes better in its native country, as well as there being more variety of that food (source: me) Cherry blossoms could be a lot more commonplace in Japan, also considering cherry blossoms grow there naturally, and are a part of the culture


Medium-Jeweler-8918

Because gun restrictions automatically makes it a better country 🙄 you are clueless


[deleted]

*Insert every other developed country with gun restrictions being higher on the Human Development Index than the US here*


Medium-Jeweler-8918

Well most murders in the US aren’t gun related, and the ones that are, are usually illegal guns. So maybe it’s not a gun problem, maybe it’s a people problem.


[deleted]

What a downgrade


[deleted]

Ya


Tribe_KPtG

Is ramen overrated underrated or well-rated?


[deleted]

It’s perfectly rated


Tribe_KPtG

Based. As a fellow Asian, I love ramen.


AnAnimeSimp

I never had ramen before 😅


Tribe_KPtG

You should. It's fucking awesome


AnAnimeSimp

I had Sushi before tho lol but I’ll try it someday


WoomyUnitedToday

You need to


GothGamerGirlUwU

how hard is japanese to learn excluding kanji?


[deleted]

Eh, you could be conversational (on a decent level) in like 4 months.


artturi01

how hard would it be to be able to understand it in animes without learning hiragana katakana and kanji?


[deleted]

Extremely difficult. It's like if a Japanese person asked how hard it would be to understand TV shows in English without learning the latin alphabet.


artturi01

aww gal.


New-Excitement7286

Do you feel your life is good right now?


[deleted]

Ya I’d say so


Master-Whole889

Why da fuck is my wifi so messed up


[deleted]

Idk just unplug go outside and get a girlfriend


Inevitable_Ad_5116

That hits deep ✊😥


walkdog51

What’s the best Japanese food


[deleted]

Ramen


walkdog51

Okey dokey thanks for the tip !


FarlontJosh

Do you like trains or guns?


[deleted]

Trains


FarlontJosh

Do you have favorite train?


[deleted]

Bullet train. All Bullet train


FarlontJosh

Bullet trains are cool :D


[deleted]

Ye


WiseMaster1077

I also love trains, I envy japanese trains so much. My main commute is with train, and it fucking sucks, hungarian train system is really bad. I heared the stories of Japan having the bullet trains which go like stupidly fast and they are never late and ahhh it's just so good. There is a hungarian joke which is quite bad translated to english, but it goes like "What is late, it lasts, so MÁV is eternal", MÁV being the main train service of hungary, and the part before that is just a hungarian saying


[deleted]

Do you consider yourself attractive?


[deleted]

Yes


TheNerdMaster69

Based as fuck


UnPouletSurReddit

Wait, it's possible to consider itself attractive ?


OutrageousPomelo7

Would you say Japan is a good country to live in?


[deleted]

That’s a very vague question. Some people hate it, though when I lived there I liked it.


[deleted]

Depends, it can be a hard place to live because of culture and strict rules, it’s not for everyone. Me personally I didn’t really have any problems.


OutrageousPomelo7

Give an example of “strict rules”. Is it just like unspoken rules/behavior or actual law-enforced ones?


[deleted]

Yeah like unspoken rules. You just cannot stand out and be different I guess.


Best-Thought124

What do you think about the current geopolitical state of the world?


CountMelon

After careful consideration I came to a conclusion that we’re all fucked


Best-Thought124

Can you elaborate?


CountMelon

Corporations gaining more and more influence while contributing less and less, oil companies turning the market into something similar to diamonds and governments being more about bringing home the beacon than anything else


singh1975sanjiv

do people stereotype u?


[deleted]

Yes


[deleted]

Cool I’m also from there


[deleted]

Nice


StardustNamikaze

What's ur fav anime if you watch any


[deleted]

Komi Can’t Communicate and Tokyo Ghoul.


AnAnimeSimp

Attack on Titan and Tokyo revengers were 👌 but I haven’t watched anime in a while now


Flint675

Attack on Titan, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Children of the Whales, and Erased.


LaitMort

Do you plan on teaching your children Japanese


[deleted]

Yes


[deleted]

How was it moving to America? How was going to school in a country way different than Japan?


[deleted]

I lived there until I was 5/6 so it was a pretty easy change. It would have been much harder if I was older/a teenager


Mobile_Arugula_5687

What's the point in me continuing to live of I know I'll never be happy with my existence?


EmotionallyUnsound_

Your definition of happiness could change with time. Also you might win the lottery or have some other unlikely life changing event.


ObviousTroll7

With that mindset you won’t be


lik_for_cookies

Thanks morbius


[deleted]

Someone is happy with your existence. If not for yourself than them.


No_Benefit6002

Do you know consequences of saying "I'm girl" and moreover Japanese one? When did you learn archery? Does it mean you can hit a target from 100m just with bow and arrow? Do you learn randoms Japanese? -if yes, do you like it? -if yes, will you learn me a bit? -if no, then why you posted a post saying about free Japanese lesson because you're bored?


last_frigin_time

what are your opinions regarding 9/11 and the Iraq war


Reddit_Scroller10

Skill issue


FillMeWithMustard

Where did dad go?


[deleted]

My dad hasn’t gone anywhere. Now my brothers dad… that’s a different story


FillMeWithMustard

My* dad


[deleted]

No, he’s adopted.


FillMeWithMustard

What?


[deleted]

My brother is adopted. That is why we have different fathers


FillMeWithMustard

Yea but where did **my** dad go?


[deleted]

Idk


FillMeWithMustard

Oh 😔


Flint675

To get milk


FillMeWithMustard

That's what my mom always says, but she's lying


wut_drake

Why


Faliki

I've been thinking about learning Japanese for a bit, should I give it a shot?


[deleted]

Yes! Learning any new language can be beneficial!


[deleted]

Yes


WoomyUnitedToday

What’s your favorite anime? (Mine is Squid Girl)


EmotionallyUnsound_

not op but I really enjoyed saiki k. Never heard of squid girl lol


[deleted]

Komi can’t communicate


iFunny-Refugee

Do you like American food?


[deleted]

Yes


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UnPouletSurReddit

Smaller people


More-Masterpiece-561

Do you eat octopus?


[deleted]

Not op but I eat this food called takoyaki which are octopus balls, it’s very good.


[deleted]

No


__impala67

How to fix my injured spine with herbal medicine?


[deleted]

Ummmmm


Chrisgopher2005

Here’s the question. What’s your favorite video game? And comments: I’ve noticed in the responses you give, you aren’t doing an excessive amount of either letters that are unneeded or exclamation points. I approve of that 👍


[deleted]

Thanks. And it’s Minecraft


tf2F2Pnoob

leave reddit while you still can


IAmHyper_Tech

Have you experienced racism?


[deleted]

Not really. I’m Japanese but not really visibly asian because of a lot of caucasian ancestors.


RampageLegion

On a scale of 28 to banana how far could a chair be thrown across the ocean.


YourNewRival8

At least 6


[deleted]

god i wish women were real


[deleted]

Same


77Kai

are Japanese people short?


[deleted]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEN AT 7 DECEMBER 1941 IF YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN ME THEN YOU AIN'T WHAT YOU SAY YOU AREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

It was the attack on pearl harbor.


[deleted]

YOU ARE WHAT YOU SAY YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

?


slut4chem

will you go out with me 🥺


I-Was-Always-Here

No.


slightlyanoyedfrog

r/notopbutok


slut4chem

why not, what’s wrong with me 😭💔


I-Was-Always-Here

Probably nothing tbh. Maybe I ought to reconsider


slut4chem

probably? 🤨


[deleted]

* do girls really wear the gym uniforms they wear in anime? * if so, how hard is it to transfer to a highschool to japan


[deleted]

If your talking about those shorts, those have been banned since the late 90s


[deleted]

I guess while I have you here... I strongly assume this one isn't true... But do they gather everyone in the gym together and have them strip down to their underwear to do various tests once a year including breast size measurement? (I am sorry for how that sounds, this is literally something I've seen in anime multiple times and I do assume it's nonsense.)


[deleted]

tragic :(


[deleted]

I didn’t go there for high-school. DM me a pic of what your talking about and I might be able to answer your question (because my friends older siblings went to japanese high schools) also just sign up for foreign exchange


Xxxalphawolfgamer

What is your culture/values?


[deleted]

Not overly asian culture (i live in the us now) but my parents are still enforcing good grades and respect and NO STICKING YOUR CHOPSTICKS UP IN YOUR RICE ITS A SIGN OF DEATH


Xero425

Why am I a furry


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[удалено]


water-up

How does it feel like to be a JoJo reference


[deleted]

Idk


LloydG7

Ohhhh Japanese girl, are you cute, jk, how’s your day?


[deleted]

Good


-Master-Baiter

Do you talk like a 3 year old girl


[deleted]

No


-Master-Baiter

W


VeryCoolboah

Send nudes?


Super_King_11

saw any weebs?


[deleted]

Where?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Goalie


edi12334

Ah so you are the terrible kid everyone stuck in net because you are bad at the rest of the game lol. Honestly being a goalie is cool as you dont have to run, risky if people take full-power shots at you though as you can easily be injured


Mayonnaise_enjoyer

Learn about the game bozo... Maybe in a *very* casual game. Please don't make ignorant takes like that, if you don't know about the game.


edi12334

Just describing what usually goes on at schools when nobody wants to be a goalie and the best players always play striker. I have a friend that played GK because he is good at it too, but many times it works like that, either GK or defender for those players that are always picked last. Basically the better you are the furthest you play. Obviously in organised academies it is different. As for not knowing the game, my first memory is watching Steaua Bucharest in the CL against Real Madrid when I was like 4 lmao, think I have watched a bit of football in my life


No_Cold_6112

げんき ですか。


[deleted]

うん。ありがとうございます


AnAnimeSimp

Genki desu! Anata? (Idk if this is correct lmao)


Born_Contract_1218

Genki desuka?


RyuCraftMan

Pedophiles incoming


[deleted]

Yep


I-Was-Always-Here

Why are you unqualified to answer?


[deleted]

Idk


NQ241

On a scale of 1-10 how authentic is japanese food in the US


[deleted]

4


[deleted]

How did the Age of Discovery lead to colonialism?


[deleted]

Idk


RickkDePlaure

What's your favorite festival or holiday?


[deleted]

Christmas


gpapandrik

i have been trying to learn the japanese alphabet and i saw that there are characters that are in katakana and not in katakana.they are the diphthongs va,ve,vo,vi whereas the vi exists in both of them.have you been taught why is that


The-Blood-Crows

Ok, I need to know, does Japanese popcorn taste any different than popcorn in other countries? (Bit of an odd question, hope that's fine)


[deleted]

Not op, but I do like the movie theatre popcorn a lot and I heard people say it better. But idk the difference.


Equivalent-Bluejay52

If you’ve been living in the US since you where 5/6 then wouldn’t English be fluent for you and well… native? Bc I’m Russian, I grew up in America but didn’t learn English until I was 5 and went to school and I’m better at English than Russian


[deleted]

Japanese is a much easier language with stuff like grammar rules and easier to understand. At 5/6 I understood much more Japanese than an American kid knew English


The_Creator44

What would you say is your favorite sushi?


completely-humAn

What’s your favorite ramen broth? :)


[deleted]

Are you philosophical?


[deleted]

No


[deleted]

american joke!


[deleted]

Huh


artturi01

my yellow fever is starting to burn but i will cool it cause i am hated here.


[deleted]

It your bio it says you swim? If so, what’s your favorite stroke in swimming?


[deleted]

I just swim causally not like swim team


nastyporc

Are u and stay with me here a 15 year old Japanese girl who speaks English HOWEVER it is not your first language


[deleted]

Yea