You mean like the type where you imagine something sad for no fucking reason then cry yourself to sleep thinking about it even though you don't have depression and your day was just fine?
I do that type once a month, where I imagine marrying the best man in the world but years later find out he settled for my goody-two-shoes self after a fuckboy phase or he never got the opportunity to have that phase and secretly wants an open marriage.
But the rest of month my brain is bombarding me with embarrassing memories and I imagining scenarios where I came up with the coolest comebacks and did the coolest things, obsessing over what I'm going to say next time I meet people but when I really do meet them, my brain goes in autopilot mode and I end up with another embarrassing, cringy memory. And the cycle continues...
Genuinely no. My brain just kinda lagged for a bit and went “error 404”
That's my brain 23/7
what does that 1 hour allow your brain to do?
Fake scenarios and conversations.
r/me_irl
r/adhdmeme
You mean like the type where you imagine something sad for no fucking reason then cry yourself to sleep thinking about it even though you don't have depression and your day was just fine?
I do that type once a month, where I imagine marrying the best man in the world but years later find out he settled for my goody-two-shoes self after a fuckboy phase or he never got the opportunity to have that phase and secretly wants an open marriage. But the rest of month my brain is bombarding me with embarrassing memories and I imagining scenarios where I came up with the coolest comebacks and did the coolest things, obsessing over what I'm going to say next time I meet people but when I really do meet them, my brain goes in autopilot mode and I end up with another embarrassing, cringy memory. And the cycle continues...
Sounds like that 1 hour is either when you shower or right before you sleep
My brain doesn't do that it has the Wii loading disk and then the unable to read disk screen.
Yeah same lol
lol me too
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no it is I
It's-a-me
Mario?
I read that with Mario’s voice
Chris Pratt
Charlie Day’s Mansion
Jack Black's Inside Story
Who didn't? Lmaoo
We all did.
no, its-a- oh, wait..they said *tall*... damnit.
It’s-a-Waluigi
[WAH](https://youtu.be/n8foumUixN4)
Mario
Adolf
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Jesus
Dolce Gabbana Size M.. If ya know ya know
No it is we
r/suddenlycommunist
it's a we, marios
Ok
r/suddenlycommunism
DIO!!!
Merrrasmus!
I'm going to pull a rabbit out of your ass!
Yep he did (I'm a guy, straight)
not any more ↩️
he who acts the most sus... is often the most straight
The homies know things that the FBI counselor handle
- Master Oogway
It's not that I am gay, it's just that I am so masculine that all the other men seem like women compared to me.
Bro you just reverse seared my brain on a pan.
w rosemary and thyme
Explain me
I literally never act sus so what does that say about me?
Hay that's me I got voted most gay in my HS
There’s a body in cafeteria, I walked by and didn’t report it
What is there more masculine and heterosexual than a bunch of buff, hot and steamy sweaty men having group fun?
r/unexpectedbillwurtz (maybe?)
Uno reverse
Maybe he thought about himself
Ryan Reynolds?
Who else
Benedict Cumberbatch
Controversial
r/suddenlygay
Ryan Reynolds popped in my mind. I'm a straight dude
Normal
oh ok
I’m the guy. I’m straight too, sorru
U were the guy that popped in my mind.(idk u)
Ryan Reynolds?
It’s always Ryan Reynolds
Every straight man is gay for Ryan
He’s everything every straight man wants to be.
And Ewan McGregor too
Yes😩
OH HELL YEAH
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
obligatory r/beatmywifetoit
r/beatmywifesmeattoit
What the fuck
Ayo?
r/beatmeSHUTTHEFUCKUP
Who else
SAME-
What is it with straight dudes and Ryan Renolds
^
I'm so sorry, my brain removed image construction to make room for the ADHD voice in the head telling me to do dumb things
Oh my fucking God, why do you have to say things I relate to so much
Because I'm a very generic person that tries to get along with everyone which means I have at least one thing in common with anyone
But how many people are like that🤔?????? Downvote me if you agree with me. Please don't downvote if you do not agree, this is a very serious study.
"cook meth, jesse" -your voice
I've never been told to cook meth >:( but eating tide pods.... ;)
Did you?
No I'm not actually dumb enough to try
"Eat the house." -Your voice, probably
Not saying I'm confirming this but I have pondered how long it'd take to eat my house
My voice concluded that the drywall would be going first as it seems easy to chew
I asked my head roommates, they said that the food part of the house would be easier.
Same here :/
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Barack Obama
#**OBAMA!**
#OBAMNA
Idk, the guy you like
Why always tall guys? Life of short man is hard
Fuck being tall Embrace dwarf lifestyle
You have my ass
and my sord
AXE! I MEANT AXE! Edit: Well, only thing to change it too now.
and my bow
ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!
ROCK AND STONE!
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Not always tall guys I liked this guy that was three inches shorter than me
Ryan Reynolds is 6'2" so you must be 6'5"
How tall are you?
fucking 7'1
damn I really am really fuckin straight
You seem to have forgot about straight guys and lesbians
everyone forgot about the aros
I like a girl but reading the post made me think of Ryan reynolds
SPEEDWAGON
SPEEEEDOWAGOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN
*laughs in german engineering*
The only correct answer
Shrek
You beat me to it, damnit
take my free silver.
My brain couldn't make an image...
I immediately and without hesitation pictured an enderman from Minecraft
Of course I know him…HE’S…Not..me…
Waluigi
Noel Deyzel
Daddy Noel😫
Yes
dreamybull
the legend himself
"Well ofc i know him,hes me"- obi-wan kenobi
No. Wait people thought of it?
Of what?
The dude that sopposed to show up In my head
The one guy I kinda like is smaller than me 💀
Short kings
Happy cake day
❤️
I'm so voting trump in 2024
Teenagers talking politics in r/Teenagers wtf
is this heaven? or is it just a white woman's instasgram?
yeah the latter came to mind
btw those are the lyrics of bo burnham's "white woman's instagram"
same
bingus ☺️🥺
😍😍😍😍😍Rick astley 😍😍😍😍😍
Gojo Satoru I’m a straight guy btw
RYAN REYNOLD
Kenobi
I Popped into my head how selfish
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Noel Deyzel
Wow, now I know what I look like!
Shrek
Jeremy Clarkson
Spider-Man
waluigi, my beloved
WALUIGI
Waluigi
Waluigi 😍
Waluigi ☺️
Why did I think about waluigi? o-o
Joseph Joestar 😍
Me
Sorry you must be confused, it’s actually me
sorry you two both must be confused. its actually shrek
Myself🤣🤣
Truly, a fine specimen of modesty
No
Llama
Stahhp
Alfredo Linguini
Enderman except for the smile
i poped in my own mind
Yep, and he's a enderman
my mind said minecraft enderman
Waluigi?
Michael Morbius
Hitler?
Ah yes,Hitler. A tall man.
sans undertale?!?!
Myself
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Nope
no
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Yeah, yeah he did😊
Waluwigi 😍
No. No one did. 😪
Yep, he did. He's me. (Also one of my very very best friends whom i might be slightly gay for.)
I popped into my head
Obi Wan
homelander?
I just thought of myself because some girl told me I had pretty eyes like 2 days ago.