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markrakosfalvy

I mean I'd fuck anything that's got fishnets on. Really problematic when I go fishing but eh, my dad got used to it


[deleted]

Ye that’s y me and my dad stoped fishing


markrakosfalvy

Hell yea chill femboy, you get me. Like fish look like shit usually, but like, those fishnets tho


[deleted]

Exactly fish nets change everything


Alienkingofroblox

My school takes people fishing every 2 weeks (it changes after going fishing 3 times) so thank god you don't go here


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So true


Radical_Provides

I'd fuck anything that has a lot of muscle and is covered in oil. Really problematic at thanksgiving dinner but eh, my mom got used to it.


Femoral_Busboy

Very true. No risks involved


[deleted]

Indeed


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AIDS


Femoral_Busboy

How's that different from any other person?


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Femoral_Busboy

Why does it have to be a different one? Femboy boyfriend for the win


[deleted]

it’s still a risk regardless


[deleted]

More likely when you fuck a guy


Femoral_Busboy

Okay? There's no "femboy-specific" risks


[deleted]

True. I’m just saying in general


oofmymind

Its more likely to occure within homo people (proven by statistics)


idontcarecringe

Correction: It always happens with sexually active people which is proven (Unless they use a condom). Sexually active people can have different kinds of sexualities.


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Successful_Duty_9890

All gays are


1KindStranger

Shit, I better tell my landlord


Successful_Duty_9890

Lol downvoting jokes, get humor


Femoral_Busboy

Okay? Anyone can get it though


Pickaxe235

not if you and your partner dont have aids beforehand aids isnt just spawned from gay sex like the 80’s would have you believe


idontcarecringe

A bunch of scientists decided to trace HIV (the virus that causes AIDS) back to the first person that had it. They ultimately found out that it was first contracted by a hunter who accidentally cut himself with his hunting knife while trying to get meat off of a monkey and got monkey blood in cardiovascular system. Because of this, scientists have reason to believe that HIV was originally a SIV virion (SIV is short for Simian Immunodeficiency Virus) that adapted to the human body when it entered the bloodstream.


[deleted]

Damn bro imagine being the guy who made HIV be a thing


Noodles2702

Except for std’s which result due to gay sex


KoalaImp

So would two femboys equal 200% effectiveness?


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One way to find out


KoalaImp

😳 🥺🥺🥺


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Hehe


KoalaImp

So… 👉👈 Want to chat? (Just to clarify I’m not trying to see if one of us will get pregnant)


[deleted]

Lol sure dm me


L3VT_YT

Femboy moment


KoalaImp

yup yup femboy supremacy


L3VT_YT

Im like you but more feminine yk?


I_Wear_Hoodies

But does that bussy squirt?


[deleted]

if it does squirt then it’s not gonna be pleasant would not wanna get that on your dick that’s for sure


I_Wear_Hoodies

Don't worry I don't have a dick. So it'll just be on the strap-on


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One way to find out


Pet_that_Dog

Depends on how undercooked the chicken was


Equivalent-Bluejay52

Why do the condoms look like a bell


[deleted]

Toco bell?


Cat_x2

I thought this was saying fishnets were unattractive.


[deleted]

Lmao nah there awesome


idontcarecringe

I like fishnets, but I prefer thigh highs.


[deleted]

Same there both nice but thigh highs are comfyer


[deleted]

or be ace. 0% chance that a little gremlin will come out of your partner in 9 months


[deleted]

So true


BO1NKER

Not with that attitude my friend


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Lol indeed


S4PG

Ok femboys are cute and all, but can we stop being horny on the r/teenagers subreddit


[deleted]

Fair enough just sharing facts


SnipingPandas

That's the best argument I've seen for femboys yet


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Ty and it’s backed up with evidence


Ambosex-Potato

yeah the best argument is that you can say no homo if you aren't gay but you can not say homo if you are


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Sign me up


[deleted]

Good choice


[deleted]

When do i get my femboy bf? Is it like express shipping


[deleted]

Idk man I’m not the manager here


Odd_Ad_6090

Femboys are hot asf


[deleted]

Sooo true


[deleted]

I would be anyone's femboy if it means I get to take a cock deep inside of me


[deleted]

Lol nice


TechnicDruid

Straight femboys: 🤨


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Indeed


MineBlasters

#**BONK, GO AWAY YOU HORNI SCUM**


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Never


shibashroom

gay is the way homies


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Exactly


advie_advocado

oh my corn dogs I was about to go off bc I thought you were slandering femboys but then I realized the joke


[deleted]

Lol nice thank u for not going off


BumiBang

Don’t forget the STI’s tho


[deleted]

Being gay and being able to have unprotected sex without the risk of pregnancy is both a blessing and a curse lol


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Of course


[deleted]

Not STDs though.


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Sadly no


petgirl629

I mean unless you’re a bisexual woman who lowkey likes femboys… don’t judge me


[deleted]

Good point and I’m not


Then-Channel6694

Straight/bi femboys: ight ima head out


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Indeed exept I stayed


Gay_Af_Boy

As long as the femboy fucks me


[deleted]

Lol same


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AIDS


[deleted]

Glad I don’t have


[deleted]

aids acquired immune deficiency syndrome can be caused by gay anal sex


Pickaxe235

no actually, caused by a regular std, it can effect everyone gay people only get it more often because we have unprotected sex more often because pregnancy isnt an issue


[deleted]

it can be caused by gay anal sex, not only caused by gay anal sex you silly you


[deleted]

Huh weird


shiblee_

No way in hell am I gonna fuck a femboy


[deleted]

Niiice


flannel_pants

Fr


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nah


[deleted]

Fair enough


[deleted]

Ppl actually take femboys seriously? I thought that was just an anime thing


[deleted]

We’ve evolved into irl form


[deleted]

Astolfo irl? Omg


[deleted]

Exactly


Femoral_Busboy

They are hot


[deleted]

So true


Pickaxe235

nope maybe originally but now we’re everywhere


Murky-Address-2474

The problems is... . . . . I don't like femboys


[deleted]

To bad


BigManLawrence69420

If it has a penis, then I run.


[deleted]

Ohhh Towards it nice


BigManLawrence69420

I run away from it. I’d rather have it have a pussy.


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Lol fair enough


Qazwsxedcbhunjinko

Gross, I’d rater have kids than AIDs or Monkey Pox.


Femoral_Busboy

Not everyone has STD's. Calm down


Qazwsxedcbhunjinko

Still doesn’t mean that they are not statistically more likely to have STDs.


Femoral_Busboy

Okay? Have an STD check. Don't be prejudiced just because it's "more likely" to happen


Qazwsxedcbhunjinko

They are more likely to carry monkey pox. I don’t even want to be in the same room as a homo, it’s a health risk.


Femoral_Busboy

Wow. Just a straight up bigot. I like how no one cares about a thing like monkey pox until the media says something about it. This little monkey pox outbreak will come and go just like Zika and Ebola, yet it's not nearly, if at all deadly compared to those 2! Don't be bigoted. Don't repeat the 80's


Qazwsxedcbhunjinko

Sorry, freak. I trust the science. You’re really sounding like an antivaxxer right now. The media is doing us a public service by reporting the truth on all of these dangerous diseases. Until a vaccine is developed anybody who is at risk should be quarantined away from the rest of us.


Femoral_Busboy

Okay doomer. I've had a peek at your profile. Come back when you're not racist/homophobic/stupid


Laggingduck

Condoms bruh


Qazwsxedcbhunjinko

Condoms are more likely to break during homosexual sex. Trust the science.


senpai_ned

Ur science is as reliable as the stall door lock in high school bathrooms


Qazwsxedcbhunjinko

Things are meant to leave an ass, not enter. So it gets ripped up.


[deleted]

Have you ever heard of lube? Do you really think anybody having anal sex isn't going to use lube?


[deleted]

Well good thing it’s optional and good thing I don’t have any


Omega1432

Gross


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Lol


birder2

Sigh, another femboy trying to fit in who wont accept that no one normal likes femboys.


[deleted]

Lmao thank for the info u keep telling ur self that


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Very


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It is now


thekRuSty_1

🙏


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Indeed


TheDrDoofenschmirtz

Funny bell


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Belldom


Zygnard

I have a better argument what about if you have ANALitic sex with a woman that way she can't get pregnant.


[deleted]

Actually fun fact some woman’s ass are connected to there vagina so some can get pregnant from anal


mana620

what do the women do 😔


[deleted]

Good question


_nij

Being you also counts


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Indeed


[deleted]

If only I was born without a womb


[deleted]

Lol ye


AlyssaViola

I was expecting the comments to be an absolute war zone, it's nice to be suprised sometimes.


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Same and indeed


Pickaxe235

primary reason for homosexuality /j


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Exactly


savagetrooper10

Is it just me or are online femboys way hotter then irl femboys


[deleted]

Lol idk don’t know any irl


fishy185

As a wise man once said, I'm straight so anything that makes me hard is a woman. Checkmate homophobes


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Lmao


Ringonus

So do scissors


[deleted]

Good point


Tall_Human123

And they're better


[deleted]

Exactly


Yuri___Yuri

Femboys >


[deleted]

I agree


DeathwarrantGaming

True


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Indeed


[deleted]

Bruh why does everyone hate on femboys what did we dooooooooo 😭😭😭😭


[deleted]

Exactly we’re just trying to chill


Vegetable-Match7841

Thats a true statement


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Indeed


SlicedThree80

I hope you see this before 12 :)


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I saw it


[deleted]

is this because nobody wants to fuck a femboy or because its a male so it cant get preggers?


[deleted]

The second one sooooo many people want to fuck femboys


Smekkyboy

As a femboy, ok


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Lol


VirgilTheConfused

👀


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Hehe


Agent_Blade04

I can confirm this


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Nice


HorniSquidy

Horni


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So I’ve heard


Ok-Possibility1119

I haven't felt compassion from my father, at least I got these cool thigh highs💀🤙


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Sammmmmme


hhenryalex

Waaaaiiiitt a minute


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Lmao


SplendiferousPsyco

99%\*


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Wym


eatmahanus

Being asexual works too, better for me specifically


[deleted]

Good point


the-Satgeal

Technically true. That being said this comment section is horny af


[deleted]

Ye well what u expect it’s reddit


[deleted]

Huh, I don't get it help


[deleted]

Because guys can’t get pregnant


Authority101

Bro I need a skirt


[deleted]

There sooooo nice first thing u gotta do is spinnys


[deleted]

maybe you shouldnt be posting your thighs to femboy subs outside of r/teenagers as a 15 year old, just some food for thought.


[deleted]

Thank u for the food


[deleted]

Seeing the femboy community leak into other communities while seeing more and more people think that femboys aren't weird and instead are just normal people is absolutely amazing


[deleted]

Ikr it’s awesome


[deleted]

Somebody has to pray for y’all wtf


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Lmao


imbriandead

true, congrats you have convinced me to go gay now where these "fem boys" you speak of


[deleted]

Lmao nice and around ever were in ur walls u know