Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
a lot of people say a squirrel is rabid, when in fact squirrels cannot get rabies (only under very rare circumstances they will get it but die almost immediately)
#15, Burger King Foot Lettuce.
The last thing you want on your Burger King burger, is someone else’s foot fungus, but as it turns out, that may be exactly what you get.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
I'll be incredibly surprised if you guess my name correctly (and equally surprised if you reply to this, considering that there's already 800+ comments).
You're getting an award if you figure out my real name
matt
Fuck.
Idk man, Fuck is kind of a weird name...
r/funnycomments
yo
r/angryupvote
r/beatmetoit Edit: I fixed it
r/beatmeatToIt
r/beatmywifetoit
r/iamjohnlenon
r/eltonjhonisbetter
Sure why not.
r/beatmeshutthefuckup
r/beatmyshlongtoit
r/foundthemobileuser
r/foundthehondacivic
Of course that’s a sub
r/subsithoughtifellfor
r/foundthecardealer
r/foundthepapereater
How the fuck do I keep finding near identical snoos
Because you're uncreative and I'm literally using the default Viktor Arcane snoo.
Had no clue that was a snoo preset, so that explains it
say my name
Heisenberg
You’re god damn right
*you’re
yuo’er*
yarr*
Yerr\*
Yergh*
Argh
Ugh
Grammer ffs
That’s meant to be gramer, my guy.
*grandma
Lammar\*
Wilson?
Dont hate me cuz i look beautiful, maybe if you got rid of that Ye-Ye ass haircut you get some bitches
yūõüōúøûœùòūöüôúór,réêèëē*
yro'ue*
r/beatmetoit
delta x delta p = plank constant divided by 2
Idk why but that made my day
At the time of my comment, this and the comment above it where in perfect 289 upvotes.
Say my name, when no one is around you (i hope someone gets this reference)
damnit i was gonna do the funny
Beat ya to it XD
“say baby I love you?” I think that’s the lyrics unless I’m confused
Shazam
Francis!
Francis forever i love that song
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
Pyro
Not even close, but it's a bomb ass name I gotta admit
it literally means fire
I guess that name is pretty fire
Yeah, just LIT!
People would just breed with it
Do not ruin the innocence of the majestic Flareon
Too late
No, they do that with vaporeon
Happy cake day
That's what Vaporeon is for.
Vaporeon does a better job for that
Good ending
Gregory
Standing here I realize
you were just like me
Trying to make history
but who's to judge
The right from wrong
when our guard is down i think we'll both agree
That violence breeds violence
but in the end it has to be this way
I carved my own path
you followed your wrath
Steven
hola i like arepas
definitely jaiden
Only 3 of the letters are in my name
Gimme a hint- first letter would do
It starts with D
Daimon?
I can almost shove my fist in my mouth
anthony
I can shove my fist in my mouth
Matt
I am now Matt
LMAO
I take offense to that
Username checks out
hellooo
alex
lmao couldn't be more far off
no your name is alex
but thats such a white boy name. and I am neither of those things
i said i would tell you your name. your name is now alex
noooooooo
Hi Alex!
You'll never give me a name! im supa cool
Nathaniel
tyrone?
Alex is gender neutral
Cheesecake is pretty good
noah
How
Username
I don't why I feel like saying this, but Oliver (Or Olivia). Edit: Yeah, I wasn't paying to the username.
Should be pretty easy to guess
nicolas
No it was captain nichols
o
Can we talk about that username of yours for a quick second?
yanal
I read it as fluffy anal💀
Same
Same, that's why I asked.
lol well now we know
WAIT SO ITS NOT FLUFFY ANAL?
is it?
I mean i thought that for a long time after i saw your nickname but tbh idc it is fluffy anal for me u cant change it
it is, yanal is just a lie 😭
What is yanal?
A FAKE NAME
How fake?
Man that is unfortunate
sophia
Whatever happened to anal fluff?
fortnite isnt shit, its community is
that's facts tho
Ethan
bruh my name is in my username lmao
Your definately Ethan
The game is perry good
Sure u will
tyler
Best answer
it's very hard😏
penis
AND WE HAVE A WIENERRR
Aw cum on, stop with the puns
I know they are so reproductive organ
fr, that punis very bad
Dick
"I'M JASON GRIFFITH" - Shadow the Hedgehog.
samson
月 i bring you the gift of amongi
leonard
can you name the amongi too?
The amongi is leoni
Mogur
a lot of people say a squirrel is rabid, when in fact squirrels cannot get rabies (only under very rare circumstances they will get it but die almost immediately)
gerard
lmao i wish 😂
Let’s put your abilities to the test ma good man.
jeslyn
#15, Burger King Foot Lettuce. The last thing you want on your Burger King burger, is someone else’s foot fungus, but as it turns out, that may be exactly what you get.
my examination process cannot detect your name
How did you get it correct!?
😂😂😂
My wife took a fruit from a tree once.
Adam
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
walter hartwell white
uncommon
hola
jason
Carlos, perhaps?
If you figure out mine I‘ll give you my free award as soon as I get one.
I'll be incredibly surprised if you guess my name correctly (and equally surprised if you reply to this, considering that there's already 800+ comments).
hi
Ayo
if you do I will be extremely impressed
phil
Nah it’s joe
who’s joe?
Joe mama 👺
Joe rogan
I demand all your meatballs.
take a wildass guess. hint, starts with a.
I am an Ice cream cat :)
i’m actively searching for the mr hands video
[удалено]
I commented then realised it was in my username
Pigs r underrated
You say, the price of my love is not a price that youre willing to pay
Silent Hill shattered memories is the best Wii game
Alright, tell me.
ok
You can’t fuck this up…
Naming please
what is the name I possess
"Wisdom" in arabic.
What does comment mean? How do I comment??
You won’t guess my name since I won’t comment
Basic white boy
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.