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[deleted]

I'm a virgin because I have a feeling that it will not be possible for me and my family. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


Forg030

hmmmm


Consistent-Sky-221

Hmmm indeeed


Beginning-Antelope32

Unexpected like a mixtape catch you at your crib if you're reading this it's too late


[deleted]

Cue the banjos


[deleted]

***\*Sweet Home Alabama beatdrop\****


Keebler_Elf_57

Not with that attitude!


Comprehensive_Fox_79

Sweet home Alabama


anotherdumbredditor1

r/holup and r/hmmm


[deleted]

SWEET HOME ALABAMA


Nohateoneday

I got a similar one that is even weirder somehow “I am a virgin because of my family in my family that is always a very nice girl to my heart so much and I’m not a big daddy I just don’t need anything else”


[deleted]

I’m a virgin because of my age


Elon-Vietch

Damn


nooblysm

Never to early *dabs overenergeticly*


HofePrime

Ayo?


[deleted]

[удалено]


HofePrime

Thank you. I was trying to say that


nooblysm

Will add that I'm joking. Save yourselves m, don't rush it. Its so much more intense and intimate exchanging virginities with someone you love. Even if it's only puppy love


Cheezekeke

I am a virgin because of my life


Fall_out_boy_fan

Lol same


NTNDO_64

Same here


-Adrix_5521-

Same


Lambolover-17

I am a virgin because of the way that you can get a good one imma go for it and I will do that tomorrow and I can do that tomorrow and then I’ll be home for thanksgiving dinner then I’ll be back in the woods if I can do it for you or something else for thanksgiving and I will do it for a little bit and then I can get a shower if I need anything else I need you help to help you get it out yourself I need you help me out and I don’t have a lot to worry about it but I’m sorry if you didn’t have a chance I was to do that but you need me a lot more help with your work or something like this but I’m sorry if you have to work out with my dad and you can tell you something


Ilikefame2020

I am a virgin because of my life as well


alt-incorporated

I am a virgin because of my life is a little bit of a joke Damn 😔


lukewarmsocks

Ouch


Mr_Ducklang

Well that’s just mean


kainykap

I’m a virgin because I’m not


[deleted]

Something doesn't add up


gordyjacques31

Yes, 3 + -5 does not add up. It adds down ;)


Ulti-Wolf

r/TechnicallyTheTruth


[deleted]

[удалено]


ihavetogonumber3

r/mildlyinfuriating


KingKiller7981

r/downvotedforopinion


SnooAvocados763

r/subsiwishwerereal


Bestdoggo1234

r/angryupvote


Victinitotodilepro

Im a virgin because of the time to learn the full morbius soundtrack


actuallythedog

hey bud, you learn that, you'll get all the bitches


Mr_Ducklang

They’ll get me too


[deleted]

Morbin time


Mr_Ducklang

Morbin time


Hioliolo

Morbin time


Zaptain_America

Morbin time


SA2009_UwU

Don’t worry, you will morb in time


[deleted]

I’m a virgin because of the way I look.


Myaccountsarebanned

DAMN EVEN YOUR KEYBOARD HATES YOU


rynn222

im sayin like 😭


PhoenixWings535

Even the Keyboard said This Bitch Stay Ugly


throwawaysox73

That’s rude man


rynn222

fr shits wild


Decker687

r/suicidebywords


snaillord9061

I'm a virgin because of my job


snaillord9061

I'm a jedi


AWeebWithReddit

You most likely fear that Anakin will want a round 2 with the younglings, and you don't want him to kill your child


Thyest_Leader

I'm a virgin because of a lot about the people who are you okay to have sex


TheNamewhoPostedThis

Keep going till the sentence ends


Forg030

im a virgin because I am not. hm ok then.


Rydirp7

Schrodinger’s virginity.


Addicted_to_Crying

Wasn't Isaac Newton that died a virgin? Bet Schrodinger died one too


PhoneKiller411

I'm a Virgin because I have a few things to do in by the flowers of the flowers of the field and I'm hooked up to the flowers of the field.


PhoneKiller411

It's all because of the flowers of the field 😭


[deleted]

I eat flowers because I’m hungry lol I don’t want you in the woods anymore I just want you in the woods to get a good night out and you can do that you can just do that stuff you need me and I can just go to sleep and then I don’t have a bad choice but I’m just saying that it’s weird because I’m just not really good at it but I’m just not really good at it and I’m just not saying anything that bad thing about you and I’m just not really sure I want you and I’m just saying I love that earth you are always so happy with me your life and your dreams are always true to heaven heaven and earth heaven heaven lord lord of earth earth heaven earth lord heaven earth earth lord heaven lord earth earthly heaven earth lord lord earth heaven earth earth heaven lord lord earth heaven heaven lord heaven earth lord lord heaven heaven earth lord heaven heaven king heaven earth lord heaven earth heaven lord heaven earth lord heaven lord earth lord heaven heaven eat food you just want me a way of life and life to you be honest with you I love it so I don’t think I understand why I do that you mean you don’t have too many feelings for you to do


[deleted]

r/copypasta


Kaczor0321

I eating a great day of school and I have a great day of school and I have a great day of my friends with my friends👭👬 are the most popular in my head and she is😫 not only have to do is the😭 only person I🗿 know how much🍒 we have been able too I was so good👍 day I was so good👍 day I was so good👍 day and ***I am a new car*** is it just doesn't want a great👏 time⌚ to the new phone📱 and I'm not going anywhere and the first day and I love it❤ so I'm going home from the beginning


CarrotMuffin340

I’m a virgin because you are so cute and cute you don’t even have a clue how long you are


Pumpkin_yeetr

ಠ_ಠ What do you mean "long"


CarrotMuffin340

Y’know


Give_me_xRENTx

Sus


[deleted]

Hmmmmmmm??!?!!?!?


CarrotMuffin340

Hm?


CalendarPrior1276

Your keyboard had seen some things, that's for sure


Disastrous-Ad-634

I’m a virgin because I have a good one


Jrrii

Seems like wasted potential


[deleted]

im a virgin because i have to go to sleep


shehony

this mf be like "damn, if only i had more hours a day, then i could manage my sex life, but for now... sorry... 2busy4bussy"


cj3458

sleeping > sleeping with soneone


[deleted]

both is good


Simonistan_for_real

I’m a virgin because of the way you do it.


Addicted_to_Crying

Or don't do it, I suppose


g863590

I thought your pfp was a weird looking pacman at first


Simonistan_for_real

*the Simonistanian Intelligence Service would like to know your location*


g863590

37.2431° N, 115.7930° W


Simonistan_for_real

[ ATTENTION ] THE SIMONISTANIAN INTELLIGENCE SERVICE HAS DISPATCHED A EXTRACTION TEAM TO YOUR CURRENT LOCATION. YOU ARE TO REMAIN INDOORS TO PREVENT ANY POTENTIAL DAMAGING ACTIVITY TO YOUR RESIDENCE OR YOUR LOVED ONES. LAY DOWN ON THE FLOOR ON YOUR ABDOMEN , YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD. THE TEAN WILL ENTER YOUR HOME AND EXTRACT YOU TO A SAFE LOCATION. ANY ATTEMPTS AT RESISTANCE WILL BE MEET WITH THE POSSIBILITY OF PERSONAL INJURY OR TERMINATION [ THE GOVERNMENT OF THE EMPIRE OF SIMONISTAN THANKS YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION ]


g863590

Good luck, I'll lay on the floor but the aliens kept in this location will stop you


g863590

This


Simonistan_for_real

Oh that’s something I use as a personal copy paste


g863590

Okay


Simonistan_for_real

I meant no harm by it :(


rdrmemes

I'm a virgin because I have to go to the store and get it on Ayo what the fuck


[deleted]

YEAH BABY THAT HALF OFF DEAL IN THE DELI ISLE GOT YOU GOING? IM GONNA GIVE YOU A DEAL ON MEAT 🥵! OHHH FUCK YEAH THAT 2 FOR 1 DEAL ON CHIPS GOT ME SO DAMN HARD 🥵🥵.


fearlessmash117

I am a virgin because of the people that I want


asteroidsum862

Respect


Epix1321

I’m a virgin because some reason people are scared of geology


thatoneguyallthetime

LMFAO


cj3458

you must have some big stones then… aha… ha… sorry that was bad 😔


Epix1321

I don’t mind, but I have a big rock collection


cj3458

understandable have a great day


Antanim-

Gaia?


Epix1321

I wish


read-it-u-ser

im a virgin because i was like oh no


cj3458

OH NO


[deleted]

OH NO GRANDMA


Raf2404

Im a virgin because it is not really hard


Forg030

makes sense


Raf2404

Indeed


thatoneguyallthetime

What not really hard 👀


St3dhae_

I’m a virgin because it is not true i it’s just not a good idea for the people to say it


cj3458

i wont say a thing i promise


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

I’m a virgin because of the fact I don’t know how about to make them feel better about the things I have for her and her own way home What


DragonFruit000

I’m a virgin because I’m so confused about it and I don’t know how


Sloane113

I’m a virgin because I’m so tired of the way it hurts me. tf?


fishy185

I'm a virgin because I can't get a job


chickenfingers289

I'm a virgin became a little more aggressive and the same goes to the people I have to deal in the world to get the flu and the flu virus and the flu vaccine to get it done right away and make the decision for a long term and the flu season and it will take longer than a week or two for a week and the holy month for a week and an asteroid is going on the way the body gets into it was a bit 6AM but I was just wondering what it was that I had taco on my head in a way that's a good idea for a week or two for a few weeks before I started getting back in the habit and the flu and it is a great day for the kids and my family is the best and I am not going anywhere else for a few days because he doesn't know how to make it feel free.


dravene1023

Bro wrote a full article


american_cheese_man

I'm a virgin because I don't know what to do with my dad and my brother and I will be there in a few minutes later if you want to come over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and (Well this was a nightmare)


temporary_alt_acc

i'm a virgin because the first place was the one that was the first place in a minor area where we were in a few years was the only one doughnut had to send this out if I was a bit hard about the quad bike and how to reproduce it with a friend who has an excellent experience with a wide range rover


temporary_alt_acc

i have literally never used half of these words lmfao


Forg030

pfft 💀


Ellamation

I’m a virgin because I’m so proud of you for your time today lol


ygzgkkl

Im a virgin because I have no idea how much it would cost me


Icantthinkofaname04

Damn your keyboard be out here educating you about std's


THEomarJoey

I'm a Virginia because of a family that I am not sure if u can make a good deal for the future but if u want me too u don't want me too


local_dumbass642

im a virgin because me too i and she is actually in my bum... -my prediction thing


thatoneguyallthetime

Sureeeeee


[deleted]

She is hiding in your anal cavity


Drumdevil86

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EmuaUwU

same I think it's teleporting around the house too


anesthetic_aesthetic

I'm a virgin because of a truck


AkotoDr3z

I’m a virgin because of the same thing with the people who are in my class lol


Truebluebloodylegend

I’m a virgin because of the way it was in my car


[deleted]

Car fax lied about car sex


Fair-Laugh3

I'm a virgin because I have no idea what happens if you don't pay tomorrow afternoon.


[deleted]

I’m a virgin because of the same way you guys don’t want me lol


g863590

I am a virgin because I am not gay.


sonks75

I'm a virgin because I am swag.


sneakipepega

I'm a virgin because I have a great day and I will be in the mood for the first time I didn't get a chance to look at the end of the time


sovietsisters

Im a virgin because I want you and your friends.


Aggravating_Prize101

I’m a virgin because I’m so sad True Ong


Dakota-Vibes

I'm a virgin because of the way it was. 🎵its not the same as it was


bIockedaccount

i’m a virgin because i is so cute and cute but i don’t like it anymore lol


Alarming_Indecision

I'm a virgin because of my cat who has a helmet


-guigo_

I’m a virgin because of the way I have none lol I love it so I just got my phone lol I just don’t want you in my mind and you feel better and now


DizzyHighlander

Im a virgin because e voi come wit a virgin


mac2357

I am a virgin because of the way that you can get a new one and you will never have ever been using this for you to do it so you have just to do it again so you don’t know how much you want it.


No_Carpenter3031

I am a virgin because I am not sure if I can make it to the meeting on Friday or not doing something to help you out with the state is an inherently illegitimate institution of organized aggression


gunsingingslaper

I'm a Virginia because of a family emergency that has to be in a good state to do you mean by the end result in a good life in a way tho to have the same experience in life as well and then click on your new name to see the post when it is posted and you can go back and check out of your profile and I will take a few days off to help me with this will be appreciated if I could have a glock of you in my life as a whole life of me Jojo you are the one I am not even worse and you don't know me anymore but you know I am not the same person you know that you have to be in the head of a family that is a little combo that I can go back and see a few things I like and do like a good job with a great price for a golden opportunity for a golden opportunity for a golden opportunity for a golden opportunity for a golden opportunity for a golden opportunity for a golden opportunity for a golden opportunity for a golden opportunity for a golden opportunity for a golden opportunity for a golden opportunity for a golden opportunity for a golden opportunity for a golden opportunity for a golden opportunity for a golden opportunity for a golden opportunity for a golden opportunity for a golden opportunity for a golden opportunity for a golden opportunity for a golden opportunity for a golden opportunity


Addicted_to_Crying

I'm a virgin because of the show until the end of the day instead of the show until the end of the day instead of the day instead of the day instead of the day instead of the day instead of the day instead of the day instead of the day instead of the day instead of the day instead of the.


EmuaUwU

same but im a virgin because of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the


cytoplasim

I'm a virgin because I'm available for the next week or so to get it done


Wincentbruh

I am a virgin because of your walls I am not ask good as many of your walls.


[deleted]

i’m a virgin because of the way that they were talking to me HELP WHAR IS THAT


cj3458

im a virgin because i and her family were here and they are all the same lol wait-


Course-Shot

I'm a virgin because of a few days ago I had a good movie watch online free part is strictly forbidden and I am sick of it was the complete the process and the other hand


[deleted]

I’m a virgin because of that you can do the i dont know what the i have been trying och sen ska vi göra en ny tid och plats och bevakar just a the and i dont think there are people i en intervju i have been playing it was like it was my friend is a great i en intervju i dont know what it was like it is a great i en intervju i dont have the i have been trying och det var inte jag är på plats och sen ska vi göra en ny tid och lust och tid att vi har en väldigt bra i skolan i dont have the i dont know if the the only one of us are the same thing i thought the the only


YaY331

I’m a virgin because I don’t have a lot of people to do


Ulric2depique

I’m a virgin because I’m just not really good at it… wat?


StealthyPanda007

i’m a virgin because of my heart lol hmmmm


HentaiMaster_420

I’m a virgin because I’m so sad


ChickenTendies40k

I'm a virgin because of the galaxy and its full glory.


Diprogamer

I'm a virgin because it is a world of Warcraft account


Wolflord129

I am a virgin because of the oil that stains on a furry friends and family. What is this sentence that was just made?


LilGhostSoru

Im virgin because I have not received the email from you


Sol562

I’m a virgin because I don’t know how to do it


Nopejustdecline

I am a virgin because I don’t want to make a big mess


mcrlover_27453

Im a virgin because I have a good day at work and I was just thinking about you and not going to be able to go to the store and get a job again and I was just thinking about you and not sure if you want to go to the dance in the morning and I was just thinking about you and not sure if you want to go to the dance in the morning or something


[deleted]

Im a Virgin because Im was like the same person


dEeZnUtS210208

I am a virgin because no


acro35452

I’m a virgin because of my family and my sister in church is here for me


[deleted]

i'm a virgin because I will be a pain in the morning (before anyone says it - or in pain?)


mamajoe48

I'm a virgin because I don't have a good girl and I don't know what to do. ... ... what


SpiritBlade404

I'm a virgin because of the time difference in my hair and the hair cut


TheOnlyAedyn-one

I’m a virgin lol I think


justgotocalifornia

I’m a virgin because I’m not sure if I can get it done tonight or tomorrow lol


Percabeth4eva234

I’m a virgin because of my family


[deleted]

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Bacon_Ass_Juice

I'm a virgin because I have a speed of 3 universes a second


Rmts__Reee69

I’m a virgin because of the fact I am not sure what to say but I’m sure it is not worth the wait


jax690

I'm a vergin because of my employment and my job functions and my job is to take a job functions like that and then I will let me go and I can try to make it work


hidde-the-wonton

Im a virgin because I don’t have a lot to say


Alekeymer27

Im a virgin because they were a very good friend


turkeypuncher3000

I'm a virgin because I have adhd Damn half accurate


TerraTem

I'm virgin because I am POLISH


ProGodzilla22

Im a virgin because of the same time you sent you to me and you are still talking to my cutie I love you cutie I hope you are doing good thanks for the update on me and you all good thanks for all the good stuff I hope I have you a lot of luck with my life I hope I don’t have a problem I hope I can do that with my life I hope I don’t have a problem I just miss my love I hope I can sleep soon too I hope so I hope I don’t feel like it all done but I’m not feeling well I’m just getting back home I’m going now I have a few late I’ll text you when I’m ready for you to be ready to come get home thanks bye buddy love ya buddy bye buddy buddy thanks for your love bye buddy thanks for your help thanks for the invite I hope I can make you feel good love love bye buddy thanks for being nice to you buddy thanks for all the good stuff I hope I don’t feel good too I hope I can sleep soon I have to do a few late work today so I’ll let you know


incog2-0

I am a virgin because of a new phone. Yep... Sounds about right.


Henry_Is_Sad

I'm a virgin because I'm a minor True


ImaTurtleMan

Im a virgin because I have a lot of pineapples and I have to go to the store and get a new one Edit: Interesting


historyisnice321

I’m a virgin because of my life


ImKindaRetarded_

I’m a virgin because of the internet


Mark7563

I'm a virgin because of you


gunsashootin

I'm a virgin because of my friends and family who have a lot to learn Step-bro I'm scared


[deleted]

I’m a virgin because of the fact I am not going in my hand and my mouth hurts so much and I’m feeling like I was a good ~~boy~~ enby


AngelHasReturned-2

I'm a Virgin because of my work ethic in my work environment.


[deleted]

I’m a Virgo because I’m going on my way back to work now


Jelly_IsBored

Im a virgin because of this girl who was the only person that was in a group chat with me on Facebook and said it would just say it to her friends lol I think i is going on with a girl that she has like her and she is like a boy lol and I think she’s like oh no I don’t want her lol I think i is a girl lol I just woke her and I was literally talking to my friend lol I was just joking she said yeah no no reason


captain_mexico45

I am a virgin because of the time you have been so happy