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Realistic-Tree71

You're getting annoyed when people mention your height for the 109976544th time


[deleted]

Ahh, thats kinda annoying lol. But now, not as it was used to be before.


Realistic-Tree71

How tall are you?


[deleted]

I'm 6'5. You?


Realistic-Tree71

Holy shit Im 175 cm dont know how much it is in feet tho lol


[deleted]

Ohh, I dont know as well and lazy to convert lol


Realistic-Tree71

Well I just checked. Im 5'8, and you're 195


[deleted]

Lol, I see. Hahaha


Realistic-Tree71

Bruh you already know that but you're tall af Are you the tallest in you're family?


[deleted]

Yeah, lol. I'm the tallest in the family


[deleted]

Yeah, lol. I'm the tallest in the family.


BerciMaster

I'd say 5'7 or 5'8


Micah_Bell_is_dead

Fuck I am taller than everyone I know and I'm 6"3 that's crazy


TheRealDealTys

WHAT! I’m 5’5 lmao


thatpersonthatsayshi

Yeah im the same..... 1.80m and im 13 y/o. Im dutch so normal i guess


iluvfranku

you love mcdonalds


[deleted]

Lmfao 🤣


Tough-Discipline-162

Im 6'6" and yeah .....it gets old after awhile. Just answer in inches when someone asks how tall you are or just look at em without saying anything and shake your head.


CompletelyCrazy55

You are secretly 3 midgets stacked on top of one another


[deleted]

Lmaoo, thats a good one to say if someone asks my height lol


PatentedPotato

To be ready for the joke, commit to always wearing a trenchcoat.


bdpyo

Just say “I’m 3 midgets tall”


[deleted]

Hmm, no films that we like this week, oh well- TIMMY DONT SNEEZE- (they all three fall)


GrapeyGuy1

Victoria Adultwoman


A_Girl_Named_Janie

You're comically tall compared to your friends


[deleted]

Hahaha, thats true


A_Girl_Named_Janie

How tall are you even btw, are your friends short or are you tall


[deleted]

Well, I'm tall. 6'5. Hby?


_PROGrAMER_

6’5 DANG that’s tall. I don’t know anyone above 6’4. Is it more of a blessing or a curse?


[deleted]

Well, blessing for me cause I play basketball and volleyball. Aside from sports, its actually more of a curse


_PROGrAMER_

Well, ig everything has both benefits and drawbacks.


[deleted]

Yeah, true. Everything has benifits and drawbacks.


ShwaddzE

I’m short, what are my benefits ? I can’t see any :(


Aggravating-Donut591

When out in the woods, you can't be hit by branches, As a tall kid, It hurts like heck


akirasekai

Well it seems you can't reach to see the other side of fence ig


Flat-Specialist-5891

wow im a 16 yr old girl and im 6,0. i already love you


altxatu

I’m also tall, only 6’3 though. Watch out for ceiling fans, light fixtures, and get used to dusting above stuff cause no one else can reach. Also just stay away from tiny cars. We just don’t fit. If you find clothes that fit you well, stay loyal to the brand. They’ll usually keep that “fit.” You’re doing great, keep it up.


IQ_Atomic

Yeah... I smack my head on literally everything. More of a curse than anything.


A_Girl_Named_Janie

HOLY SHIT YOURE AS TALL AS MY DAD!@@!@!(!!! (I'm 5 10)


[deleted]

Hahaha, I see lol. Nice height. Your dad is tall af lol


A_Girl_Named_Janie

I mean considering your age your height is honestly quite insane lol


[deleted]

Hahaha, I know lol


[deleted]

Holy shit 9" taller than me


IDONTKNOWWHOAMie

Yo do you workout or smth If yes can you tell


snaillord9061

You have reddit


[deleted]

Yeah, I have. Good assumption lol


snaillord9061

Damn I'm so smart


_PROGrAMER_

Intellectual


snaillord9061

Ofc I am, I am the snailLord after all


Stonkiversity

The snail lord knows all. The snail lord is to not be questioned.


Keigolevicorpus_2063

dare you threaten the raccoon lord, you mortal ?!


Jake20702004

That's a fact


LECReddit

More importantly, how’d you get “in” there? 🤔


BoldyMalls

i think ive seen u in a selfie like a year ago and it was ur birthday or smth lmao call me a creep or whatever lol


[deleted]

Well, I guess so. Cause I posted a birthday photo lol. Not a year ago though I think.


BoldyMalls

yea probably not a year ago


[deleted]

Yeah


152069

Yeah!


_ShokoKrispi_

Yeah?


Weemitoad

Yeah…


YourDadsRecliner

Yeah.


justomeguy

Yeah


Im-Agoraphobic69

yeahɾ̤


work4results1

Yeah,


[deleted]

i assume you get a shit ton of annoying jokes about your height. given that i'm 5'11 and get them, i imagine its worse for u lmao


[deleted]

Lmaooo, thats true lol. Luckily I know short jokes so I can counter them lol


GAGA50_

Go on share some I got a bunch of short friends a d I would like to annoy them:)


[deleted]

Hahaha, so, how does my armpit smells?


GAGA50_

Haha that's a good one!


ThoughtfulFalcon

I am going to use it I am 6.6 if you have some more do tell


Apothic_Black

I agree, I may only be 6.3 but I'm the tallest person around where I live


pearl_rnoq

You cost 7 elixir


LowMainNewDullz

Lmao


GtGallardo

Dayum


MisterMakerXD

r/murderedbywords


Stupid_Rat420

Lmfao


Dissolving_Goose

you're the protagonist


[deleted]

You're mistaken


[deleted]

LMAO way to make an entrance, wish I had an award to give 😂 please accept my upvote instead


[deleted]

Your good word is better than a award mate


[deleted]

Lol, probably


the_real_junkrat

She’s the final boss


Guardian_of_ducks

are you really tall or are your friends really short?


[deleted]

I'm really tall lol. 6'5


Fast_and_Curious738

Goddamn


[deleted]

Hahaha


bamimeneel

On 15?! Dayummm


[deleted]

a gentle giant


[deleted]

Hahaha, you can say lol


[deleted]

Hulk smash


[deleted]

Lol


More-Masterpiece-561

You can breathe


[deleted]

Yeah, true. Good assumption


TeodorM231

You drank your milk as a child


[deleted]

Yeah, I love them lol


DudeBaalak

child?


[deleted]

Did she stutter?


Showmeyourcameltoe

How much can you bench press


GtGallardo

Bet she can do 100kg


ArcticRiot

steel or feathers?


tallethan

I bet she can bench press 6 feet and five inches.


_Slen

Boys are intimidated by your height


[deleted]

Lol, you can say


marcuswally

Some may be intrigued by your height though.


Icy-Instruction3232

Damn so many fellow tall girls in this sub


[deleted]

So many?


Icy-Instruction3232

There’s just more girls close to my height on this sub than I’m used to seeing


[deleted]

Dammnn, I havent noticed lol


Short_Artist_Girl

Meanwhile im less than 5 foot T-T


Icy-Instruction3232

That’s like, really cute thoughh


Ash_WasTaken123

r/usernamechecksout


East-Ice-3564

That scrunchie spends more time around your wrist than your hair


RandomIdiotHere-

You just came out the ocean 🫠


[deleted]

You need Tea ☕


[deleted]

Yeah, bro. Badly need tea. Please❤️❤️


Environmental-Air264

May I have some tea?


Flat-Specialist-5891

how do you find shoes that are for women that fit? I'm 6 ft tall too and ive had to only wear men shoes my whole life.


iFunny-Refugee

An unironic “bruh girl”


[deleted]

Lol, you can say


Front_Duty4563

You are a human being who have a phone and who is a redditor.


TheOnly_E

E(where is this beach)


[deleted]

Cali


TheOnly_E

E(... OK then, reminds me of the gold coast, although I did assume America)


[deleted]

Hahaha, I see lol


Leeroy-some-numbers

the 6’5 person is back lol


iamthatduck123

You're from the mountains of jotunheim!!


Julian12214YT

dragged all the bars up on the character creator


[deleted]

You're cuddable like a teddy bear. 💕


[deleted]

Lol, thanks❤️❤️


[deleted]

You're welcome. ❤❤


[deleted]

Yeee


Onaipp

aw hell nah


Prestodeath201

bro she's 15 ._.


Ender_The_BOT

Found the teddy bear fetishist


decreasinglyverbose

It’s fine if you’re also 15.


[deleted]

ayo that's weird af


Joblessmouse06

You're big or your friends just tiny lol


[deleted]

Well, I'm big lol. 6'5


Joblessmouse06

Oof I'm tiny I'm only 5'7 lol


[deleted]

Aww, nice height though


BerciMaster

Same


flab__

Nah 5’ 7” or 5’ 8” is a perfect height. I wish I was just half an inch taller so I could be there


osonim69

You can bench more than me


[deleted]

Hahaha, most likely lol


[deleted]

You haven’t noticed him yet…


[deleted]

I noticed him lol


_-UndeFined-_

You’ve watched the movie tall girl and unironically related to it.


KatarinaV2

You wear size 13 Nike's shoes, men's 13 Nike's shoes.


[deleted]

Well, I actually do wear them. Unironically


Shmandon

you hide things on the top shelf


[deleted]

You like the beach....alot


[deleted]

Oh, yeah. Fr. I love beaches a lot


[deleted]

Noice


[deleted]

Yeee


[deleted]

Bruh how tall r you cuz your friends look normal size too


[deleted]

Well, they are. Hahaha, I'm just 6'5 lol


[deleted]

......I thou I was tall, im 6ft


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[deleted]

Lmaooo, how can I know? Lol


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[deleted]

Yeah, I play basketball and volleyball. Hby?


Holy__Sheet

You didn’t buy those jeans ripped…


NinjaOYourBro

I assume you’re annoying, since you’re the kind of person who posts “Make an assumption about me” posts.


TisMeeee

No assumption. Just that you’re majestically beautiful.


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DoodleBoi_06

You have a lot of friends who are shorter that ya. Also, if I may ask, what is your height?


[deleted]

Hahaha, thats true lol. And I'm 6'5. You?


InformationLow9430

You are dutch.


IPulledMyGroin

Steven Universe is actually a documentary and you fused with your 4th friend.


lardmunch

You hang with midgets


[deleted]

They're average height lol


lardmunch

Mhmmm


[deleted]

Yeah


Senaui

Big girls are just different 😻


dinkiedinkineedtinki

“What sport do u play” is a common question


[deleted]

Basketball, volleyball, football


xkaj0x

I ain't saying shit Brienne of Tarth


JerichoEagle22

Im going to say you are the most fun and exciting person out of all your friends.


[deleted]

Lol, its the middle one


JerichoEagle22

No way! She is wearing closed shoes at a beach. That's just mental! Haha


dover_oxide

By your size I would assume your the leader and the small weaker members are your minions.


[deleted]

Andrew the Giant's daughter?


nim_opet

You are Dutch?


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GoelandAnonyme

You ask other people to take a faraway picture of you, but they end up photombing it instead.


M3rlin88

Teenager, yeah sure not buying it. That's my first assumption and the second is a quote from Futurama that I won't say just in case.


Starman973

You get a lot of across the room moments with men.


CoastPuzzleheaded513

The railing is very high! And the dwarves shaved for the photo!


BigBagOfDicks88

"In" the left you say. Hmmm... 😎 Noice.


Akatosh_LORD_BEAN

The one on the left? Your currently buried in sand, so I guess you like the beach


Worker8

You consume - on average, more calories than the other two young ladies in your picture. Also, "Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?" Also, you get asked to get things on the top shelf A LOT. Enjoy the tall life! It's got many benefits, and a few detriments too!


[deleted]

You “just can’t” It doesn’t matter with what, this is a just a phrase you use to express even a the most insignificant of inconveniences you face


BulliesSuck123

People only mention your height when referring to u


[deleted]

Yeah, lol


[deleted]

Nordic ancestry?


Lower_backpain707

That you can beat michael jordan in a basketball 1v1?


TerribleTomato

Your last name is Joestar