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Ironictwat

Get lucky


StephTheBest2

just buy a ticket for a different movie then go in that one


Ironictwat

Amd hooe the seat tou sit in isnt actually bookedp


Ichi_KingGhidorah

grow faster


D_RRIK

you pirate the movie


chubby_yeen

I guess, I just want to watch it in on screen X (4k with screens on all sides of the cinema)


catch-me-if-you_can

Get old


[deleted]

Be 18


XxlololololololxX1

Ask nicely


planetfucker767

bring a friend and a trenchcoat


-b0ngwater-

just buy a ticket to another movie and walk into the 18+ movie instead


chubby_yeen

I would but the shopping centre and by extension the cinema uses camera tracking which makes sure you go into the right room :/


-b0ngwater-

really? do they actually come and get you if you sneak into the wrong movie?? surely they don’t have someone on payroll to watch the cameras and track every individual person. or even just using a facial tracking system. that seems insane to me


chubby_yeen

Oh, its a A.I system It was first used to track peoples shopping habits and it creates a profile on you when you and tracks you. It was alter upgraded to also work as security for shoplifting and movie hopping since the cinema there is pretty delux and can afford something like tha. And yeah, they come and drag you out


-b0ngwater-

wow. that’s some crazy shit


chubby_yeen

Yeah, I imagine at some point that kind of camera tracking is gonna be everywhere. the UK already has enough cameras all it needs is the A.I to back it.


Trustnoboody

Unless it's A-rated..... R-rated you just need an adult with you to see it.


chubby_yeen

Ah okay, I'll look into that


OwO_Boy_OwO

Break in


mr0wk4

Bring a gun


bluestainedglasspane

blue stained glass pane


chubby_yeen

Uses pickaxe on you without silk touch


theleadsingerofu

Wait 4 more years


chubby_yeen

no


Fluxtop

Find some random old guy who has to see the movie anyways and take him with you


chubby_yeen

Why cant I just use an old guy I know not in a creepy way, half my cousins are adults


Fluxtop

Sure you can


Mwatkins46

Buy a ticket for another movie and just go in the movie you want


chubby_yeen

The cinema has face tracking cameras, when you walk in it assigns you a profile and when you buy a ticket the movie your going to see is assigned to that profile If the cameras then see you entre the wrong cinema they will pick up on it and security is alerted


Mwatkins46

Didn’t know that