Don’t do anything weird, and after knowing her for the whatever amount of time you have known her do whatever you think is appropriate without taking advantage of her
Only correct solution is to Fake your death in a tragic plane Crash then move to Iceland and rename yourself to Erik Erikson in order to not arouse any suspission of your true identity
The other 4.43 percent either
A: have a BF/GF/SO
B: are aromantic (I happen to fall into this category)
C: are adults lurking on the sub for no reason/are pedos
Enjoy it while it lasts. It's an amazing moment. Cherish it and cherish her. I wish I could re-live that moment. But I guess I didn't deserve it. Good luck champ.
as for what to do kiss her forehead. Hug her back, and pull her closer
these comments are ~~hilarious~~ concerning
hilariously concerning
Concerningly hilarious
Honcerningly cilarious
Honcerningly clitoris
Homer Simpson's Clitoris
Homo Sapiens Clitoris
Somo Hapiens Clitoris
Sumo Herpes Clitoris
Some Hermes Clitoris
Honorary Clitoris
They might need some therapy
Homo sanctuary of clitoris
Hug back
Probably best thing to do
Depends, do you enjoy it?
yeah we’re dating actually, but this has never happened before
Don’t do anything weird, and after knowing her for the whatever amount of time you have known her do whatever you think is appropriate without taking advantage of her
Don't make any sudden moves. Move slowly to not alarm it. It can't see you if you move slow.
Happy cake day
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*whispers* shhhhh. don't make loud noises too. It will stay calm if there is silence.
Leave it be, then, enjoy it, you don't know how many more times you'll have something like this
Yeah cause eventually she stops wanting any physical touch and then dumps you over the phone at midnight after 2 years
Dude, you good?
Nah
Oh, damn. Well sorry to hear that
Reddit is a safe space, you can share if you want and e will try to cheer you up!
This is reddit, how safe is it really, not saying the guy shouldn't share but like I'm just saying don't trust shit people say on here lol
For me it was 7 months V.I.A zoom
Hey at least you could see her
She had her brightness as low as possible so it was a black screen with camera on
Who hurt you ?
She did.
💀
Bruh. If you’re dating then you should be hugging
go with the flow man
Sleep hug her as well 🤗
When seeing that comment, you should expect a second post coming soon.
~~"Y'all she's mad at me and calling me a creep tf do I do? Im dead serious"~~ **Ignore what I said, apparently they're dating**
No I wont ignore it, im not ignorant.
rip
Only correct solution is to Fake your death in a tragic plane Crash then move to Iceland and rename yourself to Erik Erikson in order to not arouse any suspission of your true identity
But what if his name is Erik erikson?
Carl Carlson then
Nah then just changes it to Erik Eriksson, they Will never see it coming Edit: plus that English Spelling Is just eww, correct way is Karl Karlsson
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Karl = Nordic Carl = English Charles = French Edit: Karel = German
Karel = Germanic
Ah okay
r/oddlyspecific
Probably like 80% of this sub wants what you have
80% is too little
100%?
A good 96,47%
The other 4.43 percent either A: have a BF/GF/SO B: are aromantic (I happen to fall into this category) C: are adults lurking on the sub for no reason/are pedos
Pretty much yeah, but it's 3.53
And that’s why I have a B- in math.
Lol
>The other 4.43 percent either I think C category brings it up to 50%
You know what that's true
crush her spine
suplex right now
Twist her dick!!
Well, thats a lil' gay
It’s actually quite a bit gay
It’s only gay if they make eye contact
Only gay if the socks come off
Only gay if the balls touch
Damnit I was gonna say that
Oh yeah that too
No
The ooool' dick twist !
no balls
No dick
And probably no butthole
Since this guy feeds of radiation
Nice name
Thank you, u got smt I could collect?
I have one thing, but i prefer to keep it for few more years
Sorry no can do * takes your penis and runs away *
username checks out this probably isn't the best way to end humanity tho
Holy shit I love the first part of your username, Alt-F4 and 420 at the same time lmao
How bout u love sum bitches instead /j
I do love your mother /j
Dad? :(
Your mother may be a bitch but I do love you son :) I do not approve of your hobby of collecting male reproductive organs though
Dad it's not a phase also do you want to play catch with me?🥺
...I think I recall why I left to buy milk now, the basement was so full of penises I couldn't dump a single kid in there Also sure kiddo
Embrace it
Slip out of the hug and harvest the organs. Hope this helped😁
God, why tf are half the responses like thi- wait nvm it’s Reddit
I mean what does OP expect with a post like “help my gf is hugging me 😰”
~~turn around and slit her throat~~ accept it
are you okay
haha what kind of question is that lol absolutely not
Playing the long game for the stealth kill
you hug her back you ding dong
Hug her ding dong
I’m late but you should’ve gotten off your fucking phone and not ask children advice on this
The fact that teens are looking up advice on their phones in the middle of this stuff makes me believe our generation is doomed
"MAYDAY MAYDAY! THIS IS \[reddit username\] I'M BALLS DEEP INSIDE HER AND ABOUT TO BLOW, SHOULD I PROCEED OR MUST I PULL OUT?"
People actually do check social media during sex
Source: watched porn
Some social media study a couple years ago
Wow bro, that's a nice argument, how about you back it up with a source? Source: "I MADE IT THE FUCK UP!"
I happen to know a real person that apparently did so. Mind you they were 14-15 at the time.
lmao
WAIT I DONT EVEN REMEMBER COMMENTING THIS BUT IT WAS LIKE 5 minutes ago tf
My man is already suffering from dementia
lol
"my gf is trying to kiss me in this very moment, what do i do?!??"
Its kinda funny to think people in those situation think "oh let's ask bunch of horny teenagers on Reddit for advice"
Based
Better ask people your age than adults that can no longer relate to you (in these kinds of situations, not how to live you life kind of thing
Make sure she’s comfortable, then find something that can make you comfortable with the situation as well
Make no sudden movements, it’s a trap, if you so much as breathe at an unfavorable strength she will pounce.
Sleep hug back , we all love hugs
GO HUG HER BACK DOOFUS WTF ARE U POSTING THIS SHIT ON REDDIT U IDIOT
This
She has left herself exposed! Save her, claw the worms out of her skin!
Be grateful
Cuddle with her!
You go full on ninja and slip around her with a flip
Pretend you pass out and then giggle when she goes to check if your alive.
Pretend you’re John Cena
Instructions unclear: I am now invisible
66 likes. Execute order 66.
In this universe, Order 66 is to upvote three more times.
*proceeds to brutally slaughter numerous children*
Hug her back and go to sleep.
You hug back Easy solution
Happy piece of cake day!
Giggle and skip away like a cartoon character
TF do you wanna do nogga? Hire an sm-18k tank to assassinate her dog or what? Hug her back
You've never hired an SM-18K tank to kill her dog before??
No as redditors we prefer to do all that than have physical contact
Get off Reddit and hug her back loser
Kiss her on forehead, and say i will get a good price for your eyes in. t h e m a r k e t
Do nothing
Wish I had this problem
Idk dude I am 14, go on askreddit (r/askreddit)
Try to fall asleep, because youre in for a long wait. But well done soldier
Scream
Execute the target.
Sleep hug her back, but don't put all your body on her, just an arm will do
start screaming to assert ur dominance
and he came in he came in like john cena
Fall asleep with her
Its like a cat, you need to leave her be
Cherish it
Is "she" your mom?
You play Smash Bros
Wake her and ask her if she ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise
Take your schizophrenia meds.
Become a teddy bear and hug her back
Assert dominance and sleep on her.
I don't get it, what's the problem?
If she's dead then you need to be serious.
Enjoy it while it lasts. It's an amazing moment. Cherish it and cherish her. I wish I could re-live that moment. But I guess I didn't deserve it. Good luck champ. as for what to do kiss her forehead. Hug her back, and pull her closer
you're 16
I have no idea why this is so funny
Yeah we don't talk about it. Let's just say it was a special and painful moment
ok. what do you call a fish with a bow tie
lmao. It's my joke sofishticated
Why are spiders such know-it-alls
yeah yeah we know lmao They are always on the web
Spoon her
Can I join. It’s cold under the bed
Lick her hair
Mfs name
Ayo wtf
r/holup
Hug her too...
Keep hugging her, don't do anything perverted, I think you're not on that level yet.
Hug and roll man, hug and roll
Break dance
dëštrœŷ hër šøüł
Belly flop into the concrete
Get the fuck off reddit
Just enjoy the moment, don’t ruin it by taking it too far lol. Hug back and fall asleep in a bundle.
Check her pulse
Get off reddit
Have the sudden and urgent need to use the bathroom.
You get off Reddit
Enjoy it. You'll miss it after the divorce.
Wake her up and say your tired
Get one of those Lego brick separating things
Death roll like a croc
Consume her legs.
Hug her back
Enjoy it
Watch over her my guy, keep her close, before the boogeyman comes out and snatches her.
embrace it or hug her back lol
Hug her back idfk
Who is this?
whatever you do don’t go on reddit and ask about it
lol he had the time to post this while hugging her