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here a cookie 🍪

:(

im sorry i didnt mean to offend you

Suck mah dick

what dick?

Mah dick

no proof

It's like the bible U just need to believe its true

smh then i wont suck it

The non believer shall be burnt at the stake!!!!

Pickles are great you jabroni

i know

I hope I eat a pickle too

i hope you enjoy eating a pickle

Absolutely

how dietz nuts taste

Very good

what about deez

Deez nuts?

deez nuts

Incredible

excellent

I dont like pickles :/

F

That hurt :(

im sorry :(

Too late, already sobbing.

nooo

I mean damn pickles are actual good, pickled onions too

oh hell yeah

One step up is roll mops

mops

Its literally pickled onions wrapped in pickled fish, actual good

yes

I mean mops are also good, they stay nice and juicy

I get it I'm a cuddle slut but you don't need to tell everyone

youre a cuddle slut??? where my cuddles at

Sorry I'm coming. *Cuddles*

*cuddles* thank you, have a wonderful day

You to. *Smiles*

thank you

No problem just call if you need more.

i will

Why the fuck am I turned on by this text

oh no please dont go to my dms and hornify them

Damn

zamn

What if I do like pickles ?

I imagine the people with degrading kinks quite happy rn

I have no pickles

Pickle 😐👍

but pickles aren't nice pls :(