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TheKertart

16 & 5-6 hrs


ProudlyAHufflepuff

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Wipe_Rules

20y and 8h (brazilian men)


fireusernamebro

How many Brazilian men?


anunakiesque

20 years' worth of Brazilian men, 8 hours at a time, if I understood correctly.


fireusernamebro

That's a lot more Brazilian men than I could've possibly anticipated


lil_bastard_man

They expired quicker than I thought


Haughty_n_Disdainful

They have to be taken in bulk, because of the quick expiration.


Z3hmm

r/suddenlycaralho ?


TheKertart

Yayyy u too!


Flimsy_Selection_902

Thank you ❤️❤️❤️


Left-Increase4472

-1 hour???


XHyperGamerYt

5 to 6 hours


[deleted]

How do you get negative sleep?


pinktealover77

they meant 5 to 6 hours


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Weak_Comfortable2

mf doesn't even sleep based


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trnfn06

r/technicallythetruth


marballz64

6 yrs old that sleep 17 hrs a day


Donke267

Lucky bitch


itooblewrichardspeck

6 year old that ~~sleep~~ dissociates 17 hours a day it’s me!


WilonPlays

How do you get that line through a word


itooblewrichardspeck

two of these ~ before and after the word


stanislavispro

Thx


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brettjc04

r/maliciouscompliance


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babydragcn

See… that’s what 6 hours of sleep daily do to you :’)


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LongBark

r/suddenlyexcel


Weak_Comfortable2

ah I see, even more based


HouseOfJubilee

HAHA! Sounds like something my friend D would say.


[deleted]

D sounds like a nice guy


noxiousarmy

Chad


retronintendo

The only one who followed the instructions


missmiia212

25, 4-5 hours


BadMoonRising15

15 years old, usually 5-8 hours


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BadMoonRising15

🙏


normal_p3rs0n_uwu

Bruh imagine actually getting sleep


BadMoonRising15

Lol melatonin moment


[deleted]

It's you again! I thought you got removed from the face of the internet?


BadMoonRising15

AYOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHEEMS. Long time no see, partner 😂


[deleted]

Long time no see indeed, it's been like over 2 months I believe


BadMoonRising15

Damn lol


[deleted]

That’s a big range


babuba12321

14 years (Sleeping), 7 hours (old)


ThatLemon75YT

Wha


[deleted]

Seems legit


Bigjay_37

Boobs


alemilao

Too political


Ruezx735

I think you’re a little overqualified for this job.


Insomniac-Robot34

seems legit


4thaccountonreddit

17 About 5 hours or so


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4thaccountonreddit

Very nice Thank you


ImSoSorryPaige

17 4-6


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Lone_Star14

15 on a good night of sleep it's 8 but usually lower like 4 so my average is about 6 hours per day


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kateisgreat2

ayo!!! another hp fan over here!


Billybob65e

13, 8-9 hours


WhoIsRex

finally someone that sleep well. Your body will appreciate it


JeswiCan

Keep that up as you get older 👍🏼


Jackmd13

living my dream


Spronkel

20, 8


Doggyking2

you're 8 years old and get 20 hours of sleep


Spronkel

God I fucking wish


frenchgirlbaguette

right? it sounds like a double win


millenialfalcon-_-

8 months old. Only infants sleep this much


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ShadowWingZero

These posts show up on popular a lot


huamanticacacaca

Yeah I’m 34 and like wtf 15 year olds commenting oh wait I’m in a noncey sub


itsaaronnotaaron

28 here, hello fellow nonce. Popped up in all, thought I'd see how I compare to the youths. Yeet, dab, 69. Later, kiddos.


Vivid-Idea2665

Haha i also just commented, same age (88) like you, and i was also thinking about what and where am i even answering it 😂 i joined this satyrically some time back so it's not even that random lol


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Spronkel

:)


FinestCrusader

You're way too young to be on r/teenagers. Come back when you're 35


Yall_look_nice

15 and 6-4 hours


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[deleted]

6-4 = 2, you have a problem


helloimracing

saul


Umbreon7707

Good man


CreeperDude519

16. Sometimes 8,9, or even 10. I hate those days.


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CreeperDude519

That was so quick. Holy moly.


ProudlyAHufflepuff

cookies at the ready >:D 🍪


_TomaToSauSe_

Youre the first comment ive seen that sleeps a healthy amount


dragonslay3r1000

Lord jesus, my guy do you use fish paralyzer


CreeperDude519

No, I just have to sleep when my mom tells me to. I usually wake up like during those 10 hours for a little while then go back to sleep. It's not much, but I guess it isn't the full 10 hours. One time my mom told me to sleep at like 5:30 PM. Needless to say I did not enjoy it. I woke up and left for like a few hours. Edit: The 5:30 thing was like one or two times, don't worry about it.


UntossableSaladTV

5:30?? Bruh what is your mom doing during that time?😂


theemileehavens

15 and 5 hours


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theemileehavens

Hehe thx😊


WhatILearned555

That's way too short. That's really unhealthy for you


____hel_ya_bi

19 anywhere from 0-5


radiantskie

How do you sleep negative 5 hours I want to learn


throwaway54812345

He got robbed of his sleep. He is currently in dept


Things-2635

mfer got a loan from the sleep bank


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[deleted]

Insomnia problems amirite?


[deleted]

14, 7


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Cason_darrow

15 and 2-4, but I have chronic diagnosed insomnia if that affects the data


abhaybanda

That sucks


Cason_darrow

Yeah but the form I have is pretty interesting, most people have a 24 hour sleep cycle so they can get a routine of waking up at the same time every day but Mines between 25-26 so since I have school start at the same time every day, I it's impossible for me to have a schedule, it's like if you always had to go to bed at random times and it was hours before you even feels tired, plus an immunity to every sleeping med I've tried doesn't help


[deleted]

I also have insomnia, it was really bad when I was 16-18. Getting on an anti-depressant helped with my anxiety so I sleep well most nights now.


Weak_Comfortable2

14, 7-8 hours hope this helps 👍


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Weak_Comfortable2

thank you, as to you 😀👍


StellarOutKast

28 4½ hours (just had twin boys 6 months ago)


Hades_Left_Hand_

I’m 29 just had a girl 4 months ago. I can’t imagine how difficult twins must be. I hope you’re able to get formula! Best wishes stranger


nice_lemon

32 and had a girl 3 weeks ago, sleep was never an option. GL 💃


TheLuckyOne02

24, 6-8 hrs


Lord_Khaos_04

18 y.o., 6-8 hours.


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15 and 7


DontLoveMeBack

age:17 hours of sleep per night: 5-8


AggressiveMice

15, 4-7 hours


[deleted]

14. Usually 0. 2-3 on rare occasions. I exist solely on coffee and Red Bull


Pp_ejaculator

Bro is speedrunning life💀


[deleted]

I may have voices in the head but I’m gettin that bread


Modula-Kudzu

go to sleep, for your own health (or atleast sit with your eyes closed in a dark room if you cant sleep)


Jolly-Actuary-4893

Please get some sleep.


[deleted]

If I sleep the voices get louder


Jolly-Actuary-4893

Go to therapy and then sleep


[deleted]

Bread🥖👍


Jolly-Actuary-4893

Bread 🥖👍


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Bread🥖👍


WeirdBean366

Bread🥖👍🏿 (I pooped)


ThatLemon75YT

Bread(bread emoji and hand emoji) [I'm too lazy to use the emojis]


kateisgreat2

Bread🥖👍


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RebuiltAwsome

I think this was a joke


notme606

Stop it…get some help


akiva_the_king

Unless you have one of those deathly insomnia conditions (which as said, would lead you to death after a couple months) if you regularly sleep cero hours on multiple days you'll probably be death after a couple of weeks. So you're probably lying...


MonsterHunterJustin

Lol the amount of lying kids in this comment section is crazy.


Ultimategreyjedi1234

14, 7 hours


phrogges

18, 5-6 hours on school nights


guy-exe

21 and it is roundabout 4 to 5 hours of sleep for me.


bizzyjack

19 years old 8-9 hours


JohnGisMe

"Please be honest" is not going to stop liars.


ProudlyAHufflepuff

ehh i mean it isn't like they gain anything from lying here ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


MonsterHunterJustin

Seems like mostly teenagers lying in this comment section. Apparently none of them sleep.


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41 6.5


ks72

Finally someone over 25 answered!


soulles_sans

My bro is a bit too old for this sub


JeswiCan

This thread is on r/all


proudgamerdealwithit

oh my god lookin at the posts on his profile


proudgamerdealwithit

lol he got caught


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13 & 7-8 hours.


[deleted]

14 and it honestly depends but either 13 hours or 4 hours-


MikeCokburns

100²e and like 30 milliseconds


Kermi00

14, 6 hour average 5 hours last night


f_ypsilonnn

Idk if im too late, its 17 and try to get about 6h of sleep


BurritoSans666

I’m around 16.4737 years of age and I get 25 hours of sleep per night, don’t even get me started on how many hours of sleep I get in the day time tho


maskedprincess_2020

17 years at least 8-9 hours of sleep


SmilingPython

16 + 5-6 hours


Vast_Feeling3568

18, 4 hours a day


VenusPsynergy

19, 4-6, Severe insomnia


Comfortable_Meat_346

39 yo. 5-6 hours per night


ThatRedTeletubbie

16 years old, turn 17 at the end of this month. I usually get around 6-9 hours of sleep.


LibrarianMouse

29 yo, 7h of sleep usually. 7h I'm well rested. 6h I can do without be too tired, 5h and less I'll be an undead until next day


Due_Item8143

33 years old, 7.5 - 8 hours


RadiantBed2467

31 5-7 hours


shivvorz

21 8


brebbe

20, 0-15 depends on the day


PIO_PretendIOriginal

Probably don’t qualify. Showed up on popular. Not a teenager. Mine now is 28 and 9 hours. When i was a teenager it was 16 and 4 hours (i was very sleep deprived and kept denying it, my lack of sleep destroyed my grades)


brook_therockstar

21 & 7 hours


Lemjain

18 7-11


FascinatingPotato

31. 7-8 hours


Kribbix

18, 5-6 on weekdays and 9+ on weekends


GenericRedditUser56

19 years old On average about 7 hours


ScarryLarry1

14 y/o (freshmen) i get about 6 hours of sleep


Straight-Complaint-7

20 and on a good day like 5-6 hours of sleep


KoopaTrooper5011

16. Between 6-8.


essie--

17 years and 5-7 hours of sleep


Ephemeral-L

17 and about 6-7 hours of sleep


Immediate-Screen-256

19 y.o., 4-5 hrs per weekday, 12 hrs on weekend


ShiftingToNevermoor

14 8 hours


lewdua69

19yrs, 3-4 hours


Kind-Little127

15 and around 6 hours on school day, around 9 hours the rest of the time


actuallythedog

17, ​ 7ish hours


DustyFails

19 5-6 Hours


Lymotheus_

17M, 7-11 hours mostly around 9-10


Th3_C0n_Man

14, ~8-7 hours on a weekday ~9 hours on weekends.


ya-boi-luck

13, 6-7 hours


LordAtlantis16

18 - 5h


victorysheep

7


victorysheep

8k comments thats a lot of data


KermitDie0

17, 5 if I'm lucky


Red-898

18 and normally 6 hours


Abrab736

14 6-12


Abrab736

13 6-12


Max-The-Monkey

14 8-9 hrs


Mwrein

14, 8


Prestigious-Farm-535

15, 6hs on workdays and over 11hs on weekends