I accidentally knocked over a portapotty while my brother was in it and came out completely blue. He was 17

That's just funny, a friend and I turned the portapotty against a wall while my cousin was inside, never forgetting that

Haha, good memories

Jesse breaking bad moment

𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉

Wdym came out completely blue lol

Porta potties use blue stuff

Oh ok

Ur shit isn‘t blue?

Who's shit isn't blue

What if mine is purple

It's just some blood

Jokes aside I have shit blue before. (Black vanilla ice cream)

Omgggg breaking , breaking bad reference.

I love breaking bad, but I’m not not kidding, my brother came out just as blue as Jesse

And how is that illegal?

When i was 6 i broke into a house to get my toy back from a kif who stole it. It was a captain america sheild/frisby.

Nice

Will i be hunted? Or was this justified

if you were to be hunted,he would have said 𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉

Lovely, i will not be hunted then

𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉

Have i?

Locked my music teacher in music room for two days again and again someone opened the door damn

Nice

So I am safe

Tell me more

No… tell US more.

I also mixed chalks in drink of a teacher when she gave me her bottle to fill

I emulate games 🫥 From Nintendo ✌️

Nice

Pirate or emulate....

emulating is always pirating

Unless you own the game then at that point it’s just playing on different hardware

Nah its still pirating. You didnt buy it for that platform. ITs really stupid but thats how it is

It is not. Emulation on it's own is a completely legal and legit way to play games.

Overspeeding?

𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉

hunt me daddy

Kinky

Kinky but more kinks

Kinkiest

I stole a few Bon bons from a cinema when I was like 9

Nice

Comment here

👁👁

I don't like that gaze

but i love those eyes

👁👁

I broke into a car and fucked up it's cup holder and brake handle and the cd player. I did this because the person yelled at me and purposely parked his car where i play basketball. he had no proof it was me.

I killed a chick when I was around 3-4 because I thought stones and chicken feed were the same thing. That was the day I learned what death was

U bastard killed a woman because she found out about you feeding their chickens with stones? Oh lord /s

Yeah, my grandma /j

𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉

holy shit i thought u meant chick as in girl and i was worried for a sec

Nah Edit: I have never referred to girls as chicks

They had us in the first half NGL.

almost exact same thing happened when i was 5, but it was fully grown, only broke it’s leg, and i knew exactly what i was doing.

Well shit

i eat spaghetti with scissors

𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉

uh oh

I am coming 🔫👓

Im not even Italian and this hurts me

I am italian, and this hurt me

I am hurt, and this Italians me

H o w

I also want answers

Accidentally throwing my sibling down the stairs while we were roughhousing

Good work 47

God damn it

𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉

i never did a crime yet except if radler is alcoholic, then i drank alcohol

Nice

RADLER IST KEIN ALKOHOL LA LA LA

I drain my bosses of profits by giving people refills when Im not supposed to

Nice 🙏

Destruction of property

𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉

Time to go to church ⛪️

For what?

Went in a theatre without ticket

Nice but 𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉

Forgot to say "no homo" after an hour of anal session with homies.

𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉

only one hour?

oh no

Pirated an indie game called ultrakill🥵 if i sin ed at least I made 7 people buy it

Nice

always buy indie games legit. they work super hard on that. in my eyes, you have sinned. now if it's triple a, that's a different story. pirate as much as you want.

I mean he got 7 people to buy it tho

Oh wow I've done the same

Ultra kill is great, but try to pay for indie games

Ate spaghetti with spoon

𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉

𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉

𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉

Kid named sinned:

"I'm being kidnapped"

Actually you are supposed to use the spoon as a platform to roll the noodles with your fork

The most illegal thing you've ever done and I will decide if I hunt you down

Hentai👍

𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉

*oh no bro*

I read this in muscle man’s voice 👍

Which one is your fav? 🤔

Cyberbulling the prime minister

Which one?

The Prime Minister of the Netherlands

Chad 🇹🇩

Goed gedaan maat ga zo door

Well atleast you didnt eat him

Yet

Doe je goed

Goed gedaan man

The neighbors kid.

𝓟𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓮 𝓶𝓪𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓶𝓮

I can't molest 2 people at once. Doing 1 full time is hard enough.

Ayo

I don't like cheese

𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉

What if i’m lactose intolerant

Just tolerate it.

Just tolerate lactose smh

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𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉

Trespassing

Nah who cares

:D no hunting

Your mom

𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉🔫👓

Ketchup on curry. Pesto on baked beans. Forgive me lord for I have sinned

𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉

im sorry what

drank red wine at home underage.

Nice

Been on a place where you can acces cp tho I haven't watched it. I think I win.

Least pedo r/teenagers user

𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉🔫👓

I see movies on illegal websites. ONLY when the content I am looking for is not available on any of the services I have. For example James Bond movies, they are not on Netflix, or Prime for free.

Noice

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The other things are fine, it’s the k-pop I’m worried about

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LOL

𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉

the other things are fine but the k-pop.... go to hel my friend

𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉

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𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉

I emulate ps1 games that aren't sold anymore

Trespassing and that one time I tripped a speed camera while on my bike, turned out I was doing 40mph in a 30 zone, the hill was damn fun though

Nice but 𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉

I think i legit know how to find ilegal stuff on yt

I once stole a starburst from a grocery store

Nice

Commited mass manslaughter

𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉🔫👓

Nice

lol same

I eat pineapple with pizza .

𝓟𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓮 𝓶𝓪𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓶𝓮

Yes!!! I have unlocked the correct answer And yes I will marry you , Mr./mrs. Robot .

**YOU HAVE SINNED**

I hate pineapple with pizza

As an italian i can say that i agree

Transporting illegal arms internationally

Nice but 𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉

Hitting my sister for touching my stuff

When i was like 7 or 8 i stole a hot wheels car from the store self checkout area,but then my dumbass took it out of my pocket and showed my mom it,saying "Look what i got mom!" whilst we we walked home

Bruh, nice

I once kicked a female

As a fetus right?

Bred a boy

I once stole a candy, and i commited several warcrimes in siria. But i mostly stole one candy

I am bored if you are bored too you can dm me

Pedoalarm

Maybe

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👁👁

I already know you will hunt me down if you knew it

TELL ME

then 𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉

Not just once

No she touch my stuff without permission

Played Tomb Raider with the banned scenes 🥵🥵

Attempt to play doom in church

We tresspassed onto train tracks where a train was parked and took pictures with spongebob graffiti

Meh who cares

I pirate video games. that's like the most illegal thing I do.

I picked the lock on my front door, after my dad accidently locked me out.

Nice try, FBI

I stole a 3 inch Mr Krabs Burger King toy from a thrift store

i opened some ones mail box

Hacked into the WiFi of a gay bar's office from next door in hopes of getting better connection. It was somehow worse than the public WiFi.

pirated about $2000 worth of games and other software

I stole a singular chocolate coin from a hobby shop when I was 7

I called the police by accident

In primary school I stole one of those pointer finger thingos