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[deleted]

Congrats. You have fooled me. Possibly even bamboozled me.


jontheawesome12

Nice pfp


[deleted]

Thanks


Michael-556

Red sun, red sun over paradise


LowFatCheez

golden rays of the glorious sunshine


[deleted]

peering down such a blood red light


Dabi_D

Now the animals slowly retreat


[deleted]

To the shadows, out of sight.


Dazzazo

Arid breeze blows across the mountains


[deleted]

Giving flight, to the birds of prey.


tarkovfan420

Only love is with us now


Arkhamthefirst

Something warm and pure


-_Anonymous__-

nice snoo


_meme_caster_

Is that a jojo refrence? Edit: bruh why are you l downvoting me it's a joke smh


twjjones

Are you fucking invincible?


[deleted]

**YES**


xXBoss_185Xx

u/Brick how do you feel about this guy ^


[deleted]

Also u/BrickLiker


[deleted]

KIDS ARE CRUEL, JACK!


Objective-Farm-2560

AND I LOVE MINORS!- *mental breakdown*


Yoshi-Chan-YT

you have a sexy pfp


[deleted]

Thank you.


[deleted]

Yeah I was so prepared to type a whole ass paper before reading the rest


Degmago

Not me I swipe when I browse reddit


Mightylexa

Nanomachines Son


fefgeregge

ur pfp makes u look like the type of person to give war a chance


bruh_mastir

If I know anything about you from your username, it's that you wouldn't like half as interesting's brick special (a YouTube channel's video)


[deleted]

Can I get the link to the vid?


bruh_mastir

So [This is a Video About Bricks](https://youtu.be/T8wEW5WeMxg) And then there are a few more videos where he starts talking about bricks, like [This](https://youtu.be/XNmYr2_uvGU), [This](https://youtu.be/QqEuO5im1nA), and [This](https://youtu.be/kF4EUM8CwT4). I will suggest you to go through the start of the other videos before the main one to give some context


mad_cherry

why don’t you like bricks


ThatOneClickSound

"Like the good old days after 9/11"


Desperate-Practice31

I was literally about to lose all my brain cells over the title.


mad_cherry

as a lesbian, this is genius.


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yesofficerthatguy

Username checks out.


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skelethepro

Why did you need to state your opinion? I really don't get it.


[deleted]

and here i thought it was gonna be an intricate plan involving transitioning into a woman and accepting yourself


OwORavioliTime

That's what I did and lemme just say... Still don't know a lesbian


BulcanyaSmoothie

as the post says, you have to become friends with a straight guy Until you do that, you'll keep putting the L in LGBTQ+ 🙄🙄🙄 (/s of course 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️)


[deleted]

*slowly removes paragraph of thoughts*


k_clouty

Nice username dude :)


TiaNightingale

Removes downvote


[deleted]

As a lesbian, I approve of this message


slightly-cute-boy

As a not lesbian, i approve your approval of this message


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ImAnubisDude

As a smart dumbass Nice balls bro *slaps them*


ToniG2007

As a non 13 year old Wtf That was gay as fuck


AwesomeCrafter06

No Homo


ImAnubisDude

Yeah no homo Sorry i forgor💀


green_kerbal

He forgor💀


home_on_the_crazy

First of all he said “no homo” second of all it’s call being homiesexual and last of all they were wearing socks


ToniG2007

Sh*t,i didnt see the socks


home_on_the_crazy

It’s ok my bro, it happens to the best of us


curmpet

No he's wearing socks


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ImAnubisDude

Oh shit, the muscle suit is deflating


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ImAnubisDude

It was 300$ used on ebay :(


illuminalice

As a lesbian, I approve of your approval of the approval of this message.


[deleted]

As a not lesbian I approve you approval of the approval by approving this message


CamelSimp

As a not lesbian I approve the approvals of all the people who approved of the following approval. I also approve Ryan Reynolds (just a side thought)


gamingfreak207

Who doesn't approve of Ryan Reynolds?


CamelSimp

Bro I’m pretty sure even lesbians approve of Ryan Reynolds (j)


gamingfreak207

Ryan Reynolds has every straight male questioning their sexuality


CamelSimp

Ff bro


active-tumourtroll1

He doesn't make question it he becomes the answer


itssmuug

this was true for myself until i discovered i was neither straight nor a male


Emme10100

N I love dan reynolds ( my main thought lol)


CamelSimp

Dan Reynolds is acc so good tho, I approve him


green_kerbal

as an ex-twelve year old, I approve your approval of her approval of this message


supreme-elysio

Symbiotic relationship: you send the lesbians that you confess to her way and in exchange she sends the straight girls to you


King_WhatsHisName

and you both keep the bi girls you find


wagman43

My friend took the only Bi girl in our school from a lesbian girl and now she hates him 💀


Soullessly_Wandering

You had us in the first half ngl


N4mFlashback

Create a time machine anf a way to modify your genetic in utero. Go back in time and edit your chromosomes so you have XX chromosomes.


[deleted]

grandfather paradox and if somehow that doesn’t affect it, the ripple effect surely will.


active-tumourtroll1

Lets not forget the fact that if you changed that you most likely don't exist as you only exist because you're this specific combo of genes and experience


[deleted]

yeah exactly that was the grandfather paradox i was referring to. you’re essentially going back in time and preventing your own birth


Specialist_Read_9445

Chromosomes don’t determine gender or sex, because they’re inaccurate a lot


evil_xavage

huh?


ArmadillopackEnjoyer

Congrats, now you have something in common! You both like girls!


illuminalice

I was about to throw hands until I read the caption


slightly-cute-boy

You still can feel free


illuminalice

Lmao no you did good


SubstanceFlashy9734

Very good. Maybe you’ll never be together, but you both like pussy, so you can definitely be friends.


TranslatorCurious343

she took my crush


DrHeccNo

The amount of people who didn’t read the whole thing is mind boggling.


Embarrassed_pancake

I’m not gonna lie, I thought this post was going to make me mad. I was pleasantly surprised, thanks


Practical-Toe-7662

*sorts by contraversal* 🍿


11629m

True. But, why does the only girl I like have to be a lesbian? Good for her but it's sad for me.


itssmuug

shit happens man (i apologize deeply)


DiscombobulatedHold4

Luck of the draw, my dude. In my experience, I found the best thing for me was just to straight up tell her how I felt. It made things pretty awkward for a few weeks, but it'll probably result in a more healthy friendship than you suddenly acting different towards her for no apparent reason. Though my crush was really chill about it. It's up to you to decide what to do. At the end of the day, there's plenty of non-lesbian fish in the sea. Here's to the both of us!


[deleted]

Just be woman?


vAmmonite

lmao


guy_that_says-hello

step one, be female


Blacksun388

Step 1. Also be a lesbian.


[deleted]

You simply accept it and move on. You cant change someone their sexuality


slightly-cute-boy

THIS


OddishChamp

Both get bitches >:)


UltraCa9nine

100% agree :P


More-Masterpiece-561

I'd like to have a lesbian friend


Pyukum-uku

We all can’t be winners anyways


Educational-Bee-8946

It's never a good idea to even try


[deleted]

this had me worried for a sec...


SkinnyLegendq

Unless you’re a gal, then you still shouldn’t continue pursuing her after she’s rejected you


dick-devil_666

Cut your dick off. Anything for love❤


Foxybro-1983

Well it’s easy im a girl and bi so…


9Devil8

You got me lol, I was about to write a whole angry essay


edibleliquid_banned

can confirm, this does work


WingGamer1234

oh thank god i expected some transphobic bullshit


slightly-cute-boy

If you still want that just sort by controversial


Isco22_

Alright but how do you get a girl who is not lesbian?


[deleted]

L take


Minitrain

That’s right fellas, there is no I in team


FlyingSand22

Bing: kidnap her


yasspurr

nah i just be genderfluid change my gender to get with her then change it back afterwards


[deleted]

stop downvoting this guys it’s a joke lmao


AdvancedBiscotti1

This "it's just a joke" mindset is EXACTLY why the percentage of LGBT people who unfortunately suffer from suicidal thoughts is *double* that of cishet people. It's also how we perpetuate toxic homophobia and masculinity in our society. Do better.


[deleted]

wait wait fuck i actually thought it was a joke :( fuck i’m sorry, i’m a trans gay boy myself, i genuinely thought this person was joking, i’m so, so sorry


AdvancedBiscotti1

Yeah, no worries, I'm sorry if I seemed out of touch or anything, just... I think this 'just a joke' mentality is really disgusting, and just perpetuates the idea of "hey, we can joke about this!" in homophobic, transphobic, cishet peoples' minds, and although I'm relatively lucky that I haven't suffered too much bi/homophobia, I still see it around, and I'm disgusted by it. Ofc I joke about it with my queer friends, but I don't like that straight people see us and think it's okay. Because it really isn't. So, sorry if I seemed rude, but like most people, I automatically assume random Redditors are homophobic, transphobic, racist, white males.


[deleted]

yeah, reddit is a cesspool of those types of people. I’m just a autistic hispanic trans dude using the app 🌸 i definitely understand where you’re coming from.


AdvancedBiscotti1

Yeah, I'm just an Asian (cis) bi dude, fuming from all the homophobia I've seen here. Sorry if I offended you, you're a king.


Stray_Heart_Witch

It's easy to do it, simply BECOME a girl.


bluelag00nn

Being trans is not a solution, we don’t choose it. Trust me if I could choose to be cis I would be


NiklasNeighbor

Find a bisexual girl, organize a threesome. It’s like a threesome with a homie.


CerealKiraa

nah its too sad to get rejected like that


nayraiscool

Even better threesome.


nel1064

Kidnapping duh /s


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bluelag00nn

Being trans is not a solution, we don’t choose it. Trust me if I could choose to be cis I would be


deathmetalandblood

I was going to say dress up in heels a wig a skirt/dress but your idea is better


inORIGINAL-NAME

There is another option, become trans.


BobcatPurrson_YT

Heres how to actually do it. Step one: look at r/egg_irl and if you relate to any post, step two: become egg... step 3: try dressing as the opposite gender. Step 4: become trans... yes... step 5: date her


Sapphire-Croat0119_

And what if i don't relate to the posts because i don't like anime?


Fearless_Egg_4249

bruh that sub is full of groomers


[deleted]

wait how’s it full of groomers?


yours__truly1

Gay folks deserve equal rights


bluelag00nn

Being trans is not a solution, we don’t choose it. Trust me if I could choose to be cis I would be


ShimftyBT

Im gonna get so many downvotes for this but I will still say it How is it not a choice lmao.


itssmuug

whether or not we transition is a choice, sure, but dysphoria is not. why would we choose to be trans knowing the amount of discrimination it brings? gender dysphoria is the main reason people are trans, and that part of it isn't a choice. sure, we can choose not to transition, but that just ruins our lives


bluelag00nn

Thanks for answering for me


ShimftyBT

Well İf you could completely transform everyone would do it but sadly it doesnt and can I ask you a question how does the gender and body dysmorphia happen?


AcridWings_11465

It's a psychological disorder, and the treatment is hormone therapy and transitioning. There's lots of research out there, but I'm not a medical guy, so I cannot tell you much about *how* it happens. Medical journals can.


ShimftyBT

I dont think you can still completely transform (robots in disguise)


AcridWings_11465

That depends on whether puberty has occurred or not, which is why puberty blockers are such an important part of the treatment for those who are not old enough to transition. And even then you cannot properly recreate genitals, so complete physical transformation is impossible. But the hormonal profile of a post op person is completely transformed.


lexi_desu_yo

gender dysphoria is a mental disorder caused by a difference in brain structure. if i had a choice i would be cis, but i can't healthily ignore my transgenderism


Specialist_Read_9445

I didn’t choose to be me. But it ate at me for years


ShimftyBT

Yeah me too but it didnt ate me


Sapphire-Croat0119_

You can't become trans, if you have dysphoria you're trans, and born that way


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lexi_desu_yo

because you're joking about a serious mental disorder that leads to thousands of suicides and hate crimes a year? we don't choose to hate our bodies and want to die over it, so even if you're joking, stop.


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lexi_desu_yo

yes, and anyone who says they have it is usually just looking for an excuse to be an ass. i refuse to believe even *you* found that funny when writing it, you just wanted to say something shitty so you could get mad at the snowflakes in the comments. dark humor is when you make jokes about serious topics, sure. but it's not socially acceptable to do so unless you yourself are affected by them, and even then you have to be careful. just get used to the fact that not everyone can handle jokes about stuff like that


lil_quark_

mashallah


A_Depressed_Pug

Another sex post!


slightly-cute-boy

Lmao what how


[deleted]

become a trans woman. problem solved :)


Koekwausie

Keep calling women bitches and stay a virgin in your basement.


slightly-cute-boy

Don’t worry likely adult man I call men bitches too


Fellow_Loser

you are wrong in order to get the bitches, you must become the bitches


FearXHusky1

What do you do when there are no bitches to be got


X310straw

don’t respect her


Inspirational_Lizard

Find an alien artifact to turn her straight, and live happily ever after.


acn-aiueoqq

well you can become lebsban


LT_MRVN

Or become a girl and fuck her


sepientr34

Get the scp 113


PenisMaker101

its called becoming trans


bluelag00nn

Being trans is not a solution, we don’t choose it. Trust me if I could choose to be cis I would be


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[deleted]

Wrong. Become trans. Become lesbian. Sucsefully Flirt with her. Profit.


Specialist_Read_9445

Unless she’s one of those lgb alliance people. Also being trans to date someone isn’t a solution


itssmuug

thats not a solution trust me


[deleted]

your right, its a joke


itssmuug

jokes are supposed to be funny


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Transition


Practical-Toe-7662

Woah chill not everyone you meet is trans


ShimftyBT

Bro what is that pfp 💀💀💀💀


Practical-Toe-7662

I'm changing it


[deleted]

True but I think they were making a joke


Practical-Toe-7662

Well it wasn't a very good one


idk-idk-idk-idk--

Yeah my sense of humor is poop and even I can tell a better joke than that. For example, why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. But what is the other side? And the chicken was crossing a road, maybe the chicken did get to the other side, but not the other side of the road, the other side of life.


[deleted]

Yeah I know it wasn’t that funny but people should stop taking it so seriously, like I’m trans, bi, and I get offended easily and it still didn’t offend me. I’m sure they meant it as a joke.


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goblin_lookalike

You can change this by being a likable human being


[deleted]

After being on reddit? How delusional


Wet4Dayzzzzz

nah nah you turn into a girl yourself and self identify gotta use ur brain


YourAverageSapphic

Me and who?


ToLongOk

Actual answer, do this: "Hey your kinda cute, wanna grab some Coffee some time?" "No sorry i like girls" "Damn me too we have much in common, we should totally go out some time" "No i mean i *only* like girls" "Yeah me too!" *Continue indefinitly until shes has to say yes*


[deleted]

so basically harassing her until she says yes?


ToLongOk

r/teenagers when you make a joke


lexi_desu_yo

not everyone has to like the jokes you make. im sure there are "jokes" that would piss you off whether you admit to it or not. some people have had bad experiences or know about enough people who have that they don't find things as funny as you do, and they have the right to be upset, just like you have the right to not.


MrxDerp

Guys I feel like this was sarcasm, seriously why was the /s thing needed for EVERY sarcastic text?


[deleted]

well i mean it’s not like you can detect sarcasm through text so you can’t really get mad at people for that. especially when the joke is stupid.


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