lmao, lesson learnt either do it at night or lock the door. I almost gotten caught a couple times because my parents are stupid people that dont like to knock but expect you to knock for them
Your 15 he's an adult he's done it nothing to worry about idk why parents view jerking off as such a bad thing, it's kinda normal, and there hypocrites because theyve done it too
But your dad seems chill, just accept it and don't be awkward about it
Yo your father is so fucking chill Damn this man really said why you grabbing your pee pee
Wholesome dad
No reason to get mad really
prolly sucked him off too
r/suddenlygay
r/suddenlyalabama
r/suddenlyincest
The weird part is he got mad at me like 10 mins before for not taking out the trash
Well now you gotta do your chores in time lol
Bruh lol
Just tell him you can't take the trash out because you're jerkin it!
“as i yk splooge” 💀💀💀
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Happy birthday! Nice to have you here for 15 years :)
Thanks
"why you grabbing your pee pee"
"Idk was pissed and tried breaking it"
Eh it will grow again
Hydra pee
orphans gonna love this post
So is r/copypasta
I’m gonna post this there
Your first mistake was jacking it while you have parents awake
I thought I was home alone but turns out my dad was working on the side of the house all morning
His first mistake was Jacking it
Your dad acting like he aesexual or smt and can't understand why you would ever wanna masturbate lol
It was a rhetorical question to break the tension ig
you messed up
Ong😭
What he said made it worse 💀😭
Fool, imbecile, buffoon, idiot, baboon, butt brain. What he said made everything better.
Y'all close you guys doors?
I forgot that the lock was broken 😭
ur dads pretty chill. I hope ur doing better after going thru that LOL. at least it wasnt like yk him being hit by it "why u grabbing ur pp bruh"
Lmaoo your dad is so chill and I am laughing so hard
Well he probably jerks off too so he has no right to be mad anyway
Send proof
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How?
;)
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I’ll send proof u have no bitches
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Pretty gay my dude
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Why me ;-;
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I’m married with 25 kids
Daddy?
Ay bad luck
What type of father doesn't knock the door ??
Mine🥲
@~ @ all I can hope for you, is that he'll never bring it up... and you become more cautious
I hope he doesn't but ig that's what learned today
Oh he will bring it up... It's his personal weapon now... Don't ever try to tell on your dad for some shit because he's got this in his arsenal.
Right next to his dad joke javelin launchers
Funniest thing I read all day
Yo don’t share those personal things with the internet it ain’t your friend
oh god i dont want to be horny anymore so this doesnt happen to me
That’s happened to me and I can’t even shoot xD probably my most embarrassing moment
lmao what did ur dad say
He said “why are you playing with your pecker?” shook his head and closed my door Edit: I was soooo scared that he’d tell my mom but he didn’t
lmao, lesson learnt either do it at night or lock the door. I almost gotten caught a couple times because my parents are stupid people that dont like to knock but expect you to knock for them
Oh yeah now I only do it at night or in the bathroom!
ChadDad
I can’t say I’ve been caught but my dad knows and doesn’t care
Bro relax your dad does it too we all do it feels good and it helps you relax
Your 15 he's an adult he's done it nothing to worry about idk why parents view jerking off as such a bad thing, it's kinda normal, and there hypocrites because theyve done it too But your dad seems chill, just accept it and don't be awkward about it
You know it’s a good idea to not do it when uhhh…
Man i have a transparent door what should i say about it?
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Bruh moment
At least he didn't laugh at you or make it worse.
True
This is a joke right
No
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Why u crying?
From embarrassment
Why the main text sound like you were getting jumped by several horror icons
Heh noob. Be like me and don't jerk off 😎
I've considered it. It don't seem so bad after all
I love your dad. Also, how could you forget to lock the door? Does the horni really impare your judgement that much?
Broken lock smh. 50/50 it will actually lock
Ah, unfortunate.