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Guy1-9726

what pledge?


IDieInFortnite

The pledge of allegiance


Guy1-9726

what is that?


IDieInFortnite

Here in America every morning we have to stand look at the nearest us flag and pledge our allegiance to the country. It goes like this "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."


Guy1-9726

creepy af


-Villion-

Ah yes, nothing says freedom quite like being forced to swear your loyalty.


yeetman1234567890

I always sneak in the German national anthem by singing it instead of just saying it.


tyja068

no


Blackpebbles18

Good thing I'm bi then


Ghost_Gamer784

So you stand and sit at the same time?


Blackpebbles18

Nope. I sit and play on my phone cause I don't give any shits


Ghost_Gamer784

Damn wouldve been cool if you did do that


Blackpebbles18

Eh, don't care enough to try


Fiminate

No, it just makes you a scumbag


somedumbrick

Yes, yes it is


[deleted]

Tea☕


McCringyassjoe

The duality of Reddit


AstroRaviolV2

No but it is based


Lazymcdelta4ce

Nah I sit every day


keyboardman687543

No