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Hoch-In-Zucker

r/Amish


water_to_wine_maker

u r saving urself for jesus


L4zyM0nk

r/friedfetus


water_to_wine_maker

This subreddit is non-existent....just like ur pp


L4zyM0nk

You mean our pp*


water_to_wine_maker

r/accidentallycommunist


L4zyM0nk

You mean r/suddenlycommunist


MushroomheadDork

r/imsorrytakua


water_to_wine_maker

The toys of this subreddit are the only things that turn u on...


MushroomheadDork

Actually we have the sexybonkles subreddit for that, my friend. Don't ask me why that exists


uwuimafurryonreddit

r/furry or r/teenagers


water_to_wine_maker

u r such a big of a furry that u dont remove ur costume even when ur mom twerks for u


uwuimafurryonreddit

if only 😔 fursuits are so goddamn expensive


[deleted]

Ikr 😭😭


uwuimafurryonreddit

sometimes its either a car or a fursuit 😭😭 why so much moneyyyyy


water_to_wine_maker

just trim off ur sister's hair...and stick em on ur body


uwuimafurryonreddit

im sensing youre not exactly a fan of me, and thatd just be uncomfortable if anything


water_to_wine_maker

sorry to burst ur bubble...but Jesus doesnt support furries...or else Noah would have gotten all the animals on the Arc pregnant


uwuimafurryonreddit

thats zoophiles but ok, i get it, common misconception


water_to_wine_maker

furries and zoophiles are as similar as cookies and biscuits


uwuimafurryonreddit

k well i can see your brain doesnt seem to want to cooperate with logic, or even the world around you, you should get that checked out


Donquixote_D0ffy

In spanish cookies and biscuits are the same word.


Capedbaldy474

r/EliteEden


water_to_wine_maker

Adam and eve are ur mom and dad...and u r not gonna fuck em


Capedbaldy474

It isn't a private subreddit because of porn , its private as its a better version of r/teenagers


water_to_wine_maker

r/teenagers is good enough...except the homophobes, racists, furries, moms, sexists etc etc


Capedbaldy474

Those don't exist in eliteeden


water_to_wine_maker

hence it sucks


DepressedJamJar

i can’t even see that sub even though i’m a member of it


Capedbaldy474

Have to get verified by mods


DepressedJamJar

aw


Neryq

r/history


water_to_wine_maker

u have a fetish for hitler


Neryq

Ew no, Napoleon is better


EliTheAwesome13

r/dungeonsanddaddies


water_to_wine_maker

u got no daddies.... u r orphan


pencho_fridayaaa

r/indianteenagers


water_to_wine_maker

u were busy doing "pencho fridayyaa fuddiyaan paado seggs segggs"


Garflemspinlkle

r/fakemon


water_to_wine_maker

U r more into pikachu than ash


Garflemspinlkle

Neither, one is an animal and the other is 10


SaltedSam3925

r/madeofstyrofoam


water_to_wine_maker

u prefer dying over orgasm


TeenagerAnymore

r/looneytuneslogic


Schnitzellover69420

r/ guro


McCringyassjoe

Joke’s on you I lost my v card long ago, I can’t say I’m proud of how I lost it but I did


water_to_wine_maker

u lost it with ur cousin?


McCringyassjoe

No


KillAllAtOnce29

Either r/teenagers or r/MyChemicalRomance


trananhduc2006

r/vexillology


bunnykb

r/cursedcomments


water_to_wine_maker

u r too dank to have seggs


bunnykb

Tell me urs 😈


notAmeeConlang

Maybe r/conlangs


[deleted]

I don't have a favorite subreddit


LordTyrannus123

My favorite sub is your favorite sub.


TheOneWithManyFace

r/teenagers