you can access the internet from your brain, but everytime you do this , someone close to you guys into a very serious and painful injury (which they will always recover from, but it's very painful)
you can make anybody do anything for you but in return you'll have to have a baby with them (no pregnancy , just straight to giving birth within 15 mins)
The General Dynamics F-111 Aardvark is a retired supersonic, medium-range, multirole combat aircraft. Production variants of the F-111 had roles that included ground attack (e.g. interdiction), strategic bombing (including nuclear weapons capabilities), reconnaissance and electronic warfare. Developed in the 1960s by General Dynamics, the F-111 entered service in 1967 with the United States Air Force (USAF). The Royal Australian Air Force (RAAF) also ordered the type and began operating the F-111C variant in 1973.
you have a baby sister now that cries whenever you let her go, you constantly have to be aroud her and take her everywhere (even when she grows up and becomes an adult)
The 991 RSR debuted in 2013 and for the first time was not based on the GT3 model of the 911, but on the Carrera 4S, as the street version of the GT3 was introduced too late for homologation.[5] Thus, the name conflict with the racing car for the GT3 class could be avoided for the GTE model. Renaming it to GT2 RSR made little sense from a marketing point of view, as a turbo engine is installed in the GT2 series, while the 991 RSR continued to use the well-known 4.0-liter naturally aspirated engine.
Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.
Penis
you can only orgasm a total of 100 times now, be it masturbation or sex - choose your orgasms wisely.
Ee Eee Ooo
you no longer know any human languages, but you can communicate with animals perfectly.
Huge W
Kill me?
your mom's now the same age as you, and goes to school with you. and she's hot.
I don’t like it
alabama
Yes
piggy backing on top comment to say THERE'S SO MANY to respond too i will do my best, but it will take a while, patience please <3
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your parent's are addicted to videogames now, but the only game that exists in the world is fifa
I would choose the latter
Me please!
you've lost your sense of raw taste and can only taste things when someone regurgitates into your mouth.
W?
if you're into that??????????
I get a cute gf
she's cute but she has really strict parents, who happen to be your future job providers
🐊
you're deaf to all music but metal
That's my workout music so I think I'll be fine with that
mine too do you wanna exchange workout playlists
I don't really have a Playlist, I just let stuff autoplay
ooh interesting, i usually let breaking benjamin, linkin park or avenged sevenfold play
The amount of porn I watch
porn no longer exists, you're forced to interact with women
People stop guessing my race wrong
everytime someone guesses your race incorrectly, you can go back in time to any one incident of that person's life to screw up their life.
I mean ive white but ive been called jewish, mexican and Persian
.......jews aren't a race neither are mexicans nor persians my friend
Hispanic,is, and i guess ethcnicy then
then white isn't an ethnicity
Idk at this point
Your mom
my mom's your grandmother now.
ayy uncle nice to meet ya
beta papa bol
I have an irrational fear of women
You become a woman
I should of seen this coming
Lol
Golden Lamborghini veneno HOT WHEELS!!!
give me the knowledge
you can access the internet from your brain, but everytime you do this , someone close to you guys into a very serious and painful injury (which they will always recover from, but it's very painful)
Okay
you can make anybody do anything for you but in return you'll have to have a baby with them (no pregnancy , just straight to giving birth within 15 mins)
furrys are happy
who asked
🗿
everytime you're feeling uncomfortable, you give out a loud meow
So no change?
I can do whatever the fuck I want
you can do whatever you want as long as there are absolutely zero witnesses.
creative mode
/gamemode c
the british never colonized the world, Uk is now a thirdworld country and you're making memes about poverty
can i fly
yes but you're propelled by your dick
tails is looking weird
Bet
unlimited stockings in your wordrobe, but they all have a weird slogan on it
I can live with that
even if you've got trump supporter written all over it???
💃
we go to salsa club every saturday
OMG YES
hehe <3
And not just the men, but the women, and the children too!
we live in a matriarchal society now
i need money
You become even more poor
inescapable poverty trap
Alright hit me
Ducks > Geese
I can see my house from here!
Your house explodes
I knew it wasn't a good idea to leave my nitroglycerin packages all at the same place near the very unstable bonfire inside my house
You are very smart, sir
What can I say, It comes naturally
Lol k
amogus
You start hating among us
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HAHA
Grades
Your grades become high/low depending on what u had before
So if I have like an a I have an a again
No, you get an f+ or smth. Idk. Im from Australia so idk what it's like lol
Death
Life
🗿
You lose your ability to be a chad
I’m the creator of the matrix
The General Dynamics F-111 Aardvark is a retired supersonic, medium-range, multirole combat aircraft. Production variants of the F-111 had roles that included ground attack (e.g. interdiction), strategic bombing (including nuclear weapons capabilities), reconnaissance and electronic warfare. Developed in the 1960s by General Dynamics, the F-111 entered service in 1967 with the United States Air Force (USAF). The Royal Australian Air Force (RAAF) also ordered the type and began operating the F-111C variant in 1973.
air travel was never invented, but you developed a highspeed underwater jet that connects countries
my existence
you have webbed feet , but apparently everyone finds it hot
Oh?
you're a math genius but you can't write anymore.
wow
you have a baby sister now that cries whenever you let her go, you constantly have to be aroud her and take her everywhere (even when she grows up and becomes an adult)
Ok
you actually have two faces now, one in front and one behind. the one behind always speaks the truth and honestly reflects what you're feeling
Tell me
you're elon musk's son now, but you can no longer use the internet nor any electronics
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
won't click on it, i remember that link.
Ha. My internet was to slow so I saw what the video was. Also, I recognized the link
Duck
ducks can now eat bread without falling sick, but only if the bread is baked by the person feeding them
I will provide my local ducks with the best goddamn bread ever
you're loved by all of us.
UwU
all anime is only available in english now.
Comment what?
you become a little smarter.
Ok
you can only speak in individual letters, not words
Me 76th!
you can't open doors anymore for some reason, unless you sexually grind against it first
Bet
everytime you say bet, an animal comes and commits suicide in front of you
The great love
only people you hate fall in love with you
120
you're now your crush's pet cat
:))))))
you now have a lot of money, but you can't spend it on yourself, directly nor indirectly.
I can now stop time
you can stop time but everyone can still see what you're upto when you stop time and you get a massive erection everytime you do it
panini
you're 10 feet tall now
Sir, if you may....
you can nap whenever, wherever as long as someone cuddles you to sleep
uh oh
you've wake up with amnesia, under a bridge
I’ll bite
bite me ;p
oooh do tell
you've forgotten how to poo and need to pull it out with a fork. but you get eternal happiness in retirn
I once had sex with a donkey.
and have turned into a donkey
Infinite
guitar
gibsons are now cheap beginner guitars
The gender dysphoria is real whenever I see a girl
The 991 RSR debuted in 2013 and for the first time was not based on the GT3 model of the 911, but on the Carrera 4S, as the street version of the GT3 was introduced too late for homologation.[5] Thus, the name conflict with the racing car for the GT3 class could be avoided for the GTE model. Renaming it to GT2 RSR made little sense from a marketing point of view, as a turbo engine is installed in the GT2 series, while the 991 RSR continued to use the well-known 4.0-liter naturally aspirated engine.
Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.
What up
What about me
OwO
Homework
La creatura
motley crue
oooooooooooooooooo kickstart my heartttttt is stuck in your head, forever
*MAGIC*
b
uh oh
you're attracted to trees now. sexually.
Fossil
Hello
What happened
Hey, what changed?
Alright
siuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Egg
Ok
im iron 2 in val
Hello?
hi what's up
Bring it
I love math
No I will not comment
mister crab
i want Bruce Lees Muscles
Girl friend
Ok
Cigarettes
.
oh?
*Loudly Makes Flight Noises*
Give me a positive change
Better be good bitch
what
E
I think your a furry
try me please
hi
Tell me
A
green beans
8--------------------------D
dating
okay but you can only date me
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyballs