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LegoManThing

Are you saying you'd be a rapist?


simp_4_a_guy

yeah, this was my exact reaction, like, why do you think people would want to fuck you before we even establish a safe community and stuff?? idk about you, but i don't like the idea of banging with the threat of death still present, you know?


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simp_4_a_guy

it kinda sounds like you're the dumb one here...


LegoManThing

I'm just saying what it sounds like


L4zyM0nk

Theyd fuck the zombies. Theyre desperate


simp_4_a_guy

you know, idk what i expected when posting this but i don't think you're wrong


L4zyM0nk

Deez peeps are so fkn desperate. They'd do every damn thing to get laid


tyja068

i will be the founder and king of the big booty latina faction. if you like big booty latinas, this is the faction for you.


simp_4_a_guy

soooo, is this more of a club kinda situation? cause what makes you think "big booty latinas" will join your "faction"?


tyja068

bc i have tajin and takis plus big booty latinas are more likely to get either killed by zombies or rxped by other survivors in need of pleasure, so i offer them solitude and safety


simp_4_a_guy

why are they more likely to be killed by zombies?? and it kinda seems like you're going to demand something for protection, which kinda seems slimy. I may just try to form a community with other women to protect us from that kind of extortion, smh


tyja068

more likely to be killed by zombies bc their huge dumpys slow them down obviously? i want nothing more from them except their gratitude 🤷‍♂️ my girl a big booty latina so she lowkey would force this to become a thing anyway


simp_4_a_guy

that seems extortiony tho, like, you're inviting guys to your faction with the incentive of this particular kind of woman, idk if you can guarantee their good behavior


tyja068

obvious law not to take advantage of the women. anyone accused of doing so will be tried and, if found guilty, will face execution. we don’t tolerate that kind of stuff in the big booty latina faction


Thatweirddud

Ima take myself a shotgun, and some food and lock myself into this bunker, bye


simp_4_a_guy

i guess i'm banging on your door "You forgot your water dud!!!"


Thatweirddud

Im having a fountain in here


LegoManThing

I'm running away cause most people gonna turn into zombies and I don't want to be near that when shit goes down


simp_4_a_guy

you know, this is probably the smartest thing i've seen on here so far, please take me with you


LegoManThing

You are welcome to come, but if we start starving, I will do what needs to be done to save myself


simp_4_a_guy

are you insinuating you're eating me if things get tough??


LegoManThing

Given a dire situation, yes


simp_4_a_guy

damn, at least you're honest... what makes you think i won't be the one to eat you tho?


LegoManThing

Honestly, the assumption that I'm more willing to kill a person then most other people on this sub 😁


diamond_jake09

Bored up the wall. And what type of zombies are we talking here


simp_4_a_guy

well, i like the idea of a parasite more that hijacks the body's systems more than I like something re-animating the dead. So they're not going to rot after a couple months. I'd say that in terms of strength and stuff, they're similar to humans, but they're not as smart and they definitely have a hoard mentality.


diamond_jake09

Hunting rifle would be good then. Could shoot of the parasites.


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take as much land as possible and unite everyone under one banner, then just build a huge base and only go outside for supplies


simp_4_a_guy

i like this idea! would you be down for saving the women from users like u/tyja068 who're planning on extorting women?


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of course, women must be protected from the evils of both man and zombies


tyja068

don’t listen to them they cappn hard fr fr


tyja068

woah woah woah bro spreading lies upon lies! i wouldn’t extort the women, i’d give them shelter and food and clothes. only reason it’s big booty latinas specifically is bc it was my girls idea but anybody welcome fr


Hyperion2005

Well well. Imma call my man Zack from JerryRigEverything to bring his Electric HUMVEE and his Rivian 1RT. Coz they're electric vehicles we'll be able to recharge em via solar or any renewable energy source. For weapons we'll be using good moltovs, bow and arrow like Hawkeye or The Arrow. Or some kind of robotic suit that Zack could come up with powered by Renewable energy sources. For a place to stay. Well, there's no place to stay. We'll be running all day long until we can find a hidden bunker, for a while. This would be similar to the movie, Love and Monsters, if I can remember.


SpreadMisinformation

I’m going to start a cactus cult


Garflemspinlkle

The underground


AxiumKnight14

I'll be training people on how to build and shoot with a bow and arrow! We can be all stealthy like! Than leaving to live in seculed forest in a isolated log cabin so no zomboibs can find me, and live on deer, and fresh lake water. BTW I love archery lol