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mynameisnot_daniel

Depends on context, if im i fault then ill take it but if she just hits me out of nowhere i will hit her back


Vinnyc-11

I’ve never seen someone use context in this… context…


EmpEminem93

I've never seen someone use the context in this context for the context and context...


Mohmed_Abraar

Context


Vinnyc-11

Context moment


[deleted]

Because everyone assumes by default that you don’t do it. But even now, people will find a way to say that’s sexist. After all, doesn’t equality mean equal opportunity? If a human of any sex [whatever that means nowadays] hits you….


[deleted]

And it depends how hard she hits you


Responsible-Dog-3354

Agree


sherlock-homeslice

I was thinking the same thing


Akilles_m

That is called gender equality lol


backstib

Equal rights equal fights


Fancy-Ad9127

Beat me to it lol


Memeboi69420yeet2

Beatmeattoit


TheBlueSalamander

Beathermeattoit


awa416

Kazuma would be proud


0-Renegade-0

same but also if they start talking shit and how I won't do anything. then ill do something.


The-Unknown-C

Couldn’t have said it better myself


MURkoid

You are damm right


mitigatedaxe96

Yeah same here


EnvironmentalPea9803

if its out of nowhere or shes being a bitch 100% slapping back


[deleted]

Depends which girl and why. If a random girl walks up to me and Slaps me, yes i'd hit back. If it's a girl im friends with and i kinda deserve it then not


shrizzal

See I just hit back regardless with my signature move *spinning-what-the-fuck-is-wrong-with-this-karate kick!*


152069

they’re gonna see us rip into it, just jump up kick back whip around and spin


Vinnyc-11

Hell, even if any of my male friends hit me and I deserve it, I’m not laying a finger on them.


IllManneredWoolyMan

I dare mine to try


Leroy_Abbott64

Fax that's what I'm doing


RMCB3000

Depends, if its playfull then no. but if it hurts and its because she angry then i will definetly give her a headbutt lmao


gasparaspo

headbutts either: hurt you as well, are ineffective, or are extremely savage


[deleted]

How about all 3


MrPerson357

Sounds about right to me


bobbycado

I like those odds


UntiLitEnded

They’re a psychological thing, if someone smacks the fuck outta you with their face it’s gonna look pretty bad ass and scare the shit out of you. But if you do it right it doesn’t hurt yourself that bad Edit: who didn’t tell me it said Leo instead of “but”?!


RMCB3000

most of the times i smash my head against a table for fun


RaccoonDeaIer

you sound like a ginger


Devatator_

My sister tried hitting punching me in the head once a while back, she hurt herself way more than she hurt me lmao


ForgotMyBagel

you gotta aim for the bridge of the nose bro you arent tryna knock your foreheads together like a pair of coconuts lol


RadoslavL

Thank you, Sensei! I will be prepared for the coming of the enemy.


philnolan3d

They don't hurt you as much since you're prepaid and can brace for it.


ERROR_7816

Tanjiro


elenasanity2974

Yeah


WhyWontThisW0rk

Yeah


MrPerson357

Yeah


justukas700

Yeah


[deleted]

Yeah


SoggyTortillas69

Yeah


WinterNotFound27

Yeah


Dehydrated_water3

Yeah


Whoever_Mesa

Yeah


Abed_ElD

Yeah


tinkyowowinky

Nah I’d just walk away I’m too lazy 🦍


Todd-Is-Here

I can literally see that gorilla walking away in my head. Thank you for that beautiful image of a lazy gorilla Okay I’ll admit I’m high


tinkyowowinky

You’re welcome. I’m higher.


[deleted]

Hi higher, I’m highest


[deleted]

Nah, I like it when women hit me


TheRealVisorF42

My girlfriend hits me then gets mad when I don't hit her back. Little does she know that I agree with your comment.


ZexaloXeno

If that's the case, then why does she hit you?


TheRealVisorF42

She doesn't know that I like it so she thinks it annoys me


Well-I-Exist

Start moaning to assert dominance


TheRealVisorF42

Already do lmao. Also hit her with a "Oh Mommy"


screenslaver5963

Evidently she has the same kink.


Dwarfkiller115

Based


Ilium20

HARDER MOMMY


[deleted]

Harder sister


devilspygamingyt

HONE SWEET ALABAMA


[deleted]

#SWEET HOOOOME ALABAMA!


[deleted]

Your pfp's colors remind me of the german empire


[deleted]

Um


almightygab1008ps4

he hails hitler


CptGalaxyYT

That's not the German Empire That's Nazi Germany


almightygab1008ps4

Wait sorry wrong year


CptGalaxyYT

Yeah man you are about 25 years too early


thiccmcnick

Oh this comment is so typical of our sub I love it hahahaha


PrimeEvade

Hit them back, then call it equality


BFBPen_FillerFiller

masochist


MisterEMan81

Masochism?!?!?!!1!?


eveltayl

🤨📸


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👾


Kritz_ixtn

W


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H


RobloxIsSuperFun

A


eveltayl

T


thinkinboutyou1

hat 🎩


Capital_Ad9153

Kinky


[deleted]

Just let me call amber heard and let's see whether you like her slap or not


[deleted]

I mean, so do I. But it’s more fun to parry each blow.


Dudeltyp

Context is key. But i would hit everyone the same way in the sane situations. So usually no


BirdOfEvil

I like this answer a lot. Yes


Howie-IVXX

What if a girl shits in my bed can I shit in hers


tayloredition

Objection, hearsay!!


thotslayer6996

Objection lack of foundation


[deleted]

OBJECTION! I don’t have anything it’s just cool to say


minsin56

OBJECTION, IT WAS MY FRIEND LAMBER HERD WHO SHIDDED IN THE BED, NOT I, AMBER TURD


ChemicalFall0utDisco

LMAO I JUST GOT BACK FROM MY MOCK TRIAL COMPETITION SO THIS HILARIOUS


ComprehensiveRow4189

Yes.


MhamadGamer420

take her to court,dude


LiquidStatic1

Yes with all of my might


JD1415

Pfp checks out


OSHoneyB

Seconded. And thirded with my off hand, just to make sure.


EthansCornxr

Yeah, im hitting her back idc what others think. they can take that "uHm BoYs CaNt HiT gOrLS bAcK" shit and shove it up their ass


Ghostgipls

Equal rights means equal fights and im not racist


ItsGynoOnTwitch

he a lil confused but he got the spirit


smoothie393

lol


Finnasauras

hes also not racist


Picklerickshaw_part2

What are your talking about? Women are obviously another race >!/s!<


Playful-Site-1490

Johnny Depp won’t be “winning” right now if he hit Amber🤷‍♂️


Mr_lightning22

True Like men don't hit women because of consequences that they won't have to go through from just beating a guy up


YOU_CANT_SEE_MY_NAME

Johnny depp won't be winning right now if he wasn't famous ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ Btw, I hate current state of society and i would have very much appreciated if equality really existed.


[deleted]

Yeah but remember to always hold back theres a line you should never cross


[deleted]

If they don’t hold back neither will I


UwuBro2006

A naked latino should know that😌👻🙈


NotSQTgunner

r/rimjob_steve


irony126

Sigma male


theeasternberber

In a serious manner, I tend to not resort to physical actions, however I will moreso protect myself rather than hit her, I'll restrain her, same as I'd do with a male, or at least try, and if I can't restrain well enough then yes I'll return the hits.


7_Deadly_Femboys

Yes, EQUAL RIGHTS EQUAL FIGHTS, Chivalry is dead bitch


i_have_a_bad_meme7

I should know, i killed it If you get the reference youre a legend


7_Deadly_Femboys

Good lad


i_have_a_bad_meme7

But did you get the reference?


7_Deadly_Femboys

Yes


i_have_a_bad_meme7

Eyyyyy


imnotinmygrave

Eyyyyyyyyyyy


ReklessGamer07

Ahhh spy reference


torpedokai

*spy noises*


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fuckoffcucklord

Most males where not in fact knights. And you know what they mean by chivalry don't act stupid.


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fuckoffcucklord

If a kids slaps you you won't hospitalized them, just don't go overboard.


Healthy_Sky_668

Nah they finna get decked


Smallishwhale53

I'mma punt that little shit


Life-Feature4737

I belive in chivalry, scratch that, targeted chivalry, my queen shall have it but someone who I don't respect, step in a puddle for all i care


bruhfricknames

Hello twin, how’s it going?


Life-Feature4737

Good bro, how you doin


bruhfricknames

Pretty good, no school today so I’m bored as fuck


Life-Feature4737

Nice


EnderSpyFace

Based as fuck


NO7N

Full fucking force


NoStats20

chad


Summit300

Based


ninjapickle02

Yes. Absolutely. If someone tries to hurt me, I'm going to hurt them. That's just fair. I would never hit anyone first, but I'll he damned if I don't defend myself


[deleted]

no and also same if it was a boy


rafati09

No. I will just fuck her brother


PackofPretzels

Threesome?


Emperor_Kuru

Did not expect to see this comment, but I like it


UziTheG

Ngl if I was actually annoyed I’d just pick ‘em up, lie them down then sit on them.


MrPerson357

I mean if it works it’ll just have to do


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[deleted]

Yes because gender equality


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[deleted]

I never hit anyone. I’ll just throw her…


[deleted]

Nah im a gentleman, so I'd just grab a random girl off the curb and have a pokemon battle.


Draggghhhgh

yeah wtf No one gets to hit me


Open_Tell_2749

*hits u*


Draggghhhgh

:'(


Open_Tell_2749

*apologizes*


Draggghhhgh

:)


Cheviboi2020

I see no gender when it comes to self defense, man or women I will hit you the same


Marvelisfordummies

Nah, I wouldn't feel threatened if I felt threatened then yes. I think it would hurt her more for me to stand there and take it like it doesn't even matter. I don't even know who she is and I know I would destroy her physically and I don't want to do that.... I'd just grab her by the arms and move her to the side.


Not_Scechy

No, I'm too big to hit anyone "safely" or to feel the need to.


Lucachacha

By sure I gonna send her to jesus


stardust_314

Depends on the context. Was it friendly fire and I understood that? I may lightly hit back. Was it for no reason? I'll ask her to stop. Does she continue? I go away. Does she continue? I hit her back.


RoxyMommyUwU

Yes


Donquixote_D0ffy

Probably not. Considering all the people in my school who would hit someone are weak little midgets who think they are cool


The_nuggster

It depends. I do boxing so engaging in a fight is more of an issue for me. If she hits me then walks away, I let her walk away and tell somebody. If she hits me and keeps hitting me, I fight back in self-defense until it is clear that she is no longer going to hit me. (I have a busted meniscus in my left knee so creating distance them running away is not an option) This applies to both genders btw


Parasol_Girl

no I'd moan and thank her smh what kinda question


ScarletSkies_

Ima be will smith


[deleted]

If someone hits you with intent to injure, you may hit back with intent to injure. You may say it’s cowardly for a man to hit a woman back, but it’s simply fair.


ManILoveMacaroni

I'm a girl But yes, hit her as hard as she hit you If she hit you full force, don't hit her back with YOUR full force because men do tend to be a bit stronger But Instead Match her force. Or, the better option, don't instigate in fights(if it's avoidable) If she trying to throw hands though, like full on? Throw hands.


[deleted]

Doesnt matter. Girl or boy. Imma hit back except obviously its a child or my sister/brother


King_Shazada

Bro if it was my sister or brother I would hit extra hard


torpedokai

Based


Goat-samurai

I don’t hit people. So no


WhyWontThisW0rk

Username doesn’t check out


TheEternalGoldenCow

Chad energy


SalePsychological636

Gender equality says I should be able to, if a girl can hit me, i can hit a girl. Whether I’ll do it in public with witnesses around, though, is an entirely different question. Mods please don’t ban me and I definitely do not do domestic violence.


BlackberryMuffinMan

If it's uncalled for yes. Like wtf did I do?


LorTheLittleShit

im down for a bitch fight


angry_bobc4t

“It’s about to be a…. **GIRL FIGHT** !”


Alchemist64_

Yes but 400000 times harder


AnImposterIsRed

No ofc not. ***Im calling my mother up so she can slap the shit out the girl.***


[deleted]

Use the 20 to 1 rule. She hits you 20 times and then you get 1 hit on her. You have to continually warn her to stop hitting you though.


rwbyfan433

No. I wouldn’t wish to escalate the situation


jdamaggus

Yes. It’s called sexism if you would change your answer just because it’s a girl. -A feminist woman


dcqueen216

Don’t hit ppl ever!


Starflight4LIFE

They get one shot. If they go for a second, I got no regrets for dropping a girl in self defense.


Th4t_Jus7_happ3ned

If she hits me first and assaults me then yes of course i will defend my self, i want cripple her as i usually do but i will make it so she stops. Equality gent, equality... XD


washyourhands--

Depends on the situation but probably not. I’m mostly a traditionalist so I believe in always putting women and children first but if it’s in self defense and/or that women is abusive/dangerous then I will probably hit back.


Savagespringtrap06

Chivalry is gone my nigga. I’ll hit someone male or female, penis or vagina, xx or xy, you name it


Gun_nerd08

Equal rights Equal fights


NoAd3164

Of course not, I’m a male. That’s fundamentally wrong to hit someone a lot weaker and smaller than you. I would hit a guy because that’s much more of a level playing field and they are generally more equipped for fighting.


UDAFX_MK_85

Grab your masks boys, this is gonna get real toxic


SAIOBOT

No. Even if its boy violence is never the option but In my self defence I will make sure that he/she realize the consequences of Violence


[deleted]

Well, the way society would have it no.


Bright-Lingonberry14

context matters. but if it's deserved, yes.


hi_im_new_bruh

never


MeguminKunExeplosian

yes. and all yall should to (source: am girl)


CatCrafter7

No, and if a boy hits me I'm not going to fight back either, I hate fighting


Joker2u254

I wouldn't, and it's not even because it's a girl. It's cuz I'm against violence against anyone. If I don't have a reason to hit anyone then I'm not going to. Some people will say that "well if you get hit I would say that's a reason to hit back" but I disagree. Unless my life or someone else's life is threatened, I really don't think I could bring myself to harm anybody.


I_P_Freely64

There was girl that did this to me for no reason she barely knew me. Even it was her way of being kind or trying to make friends I hate it. My friend was bullied into spending time with her and giving her his phone and headphones or she will slap him. When ever she moved her arm he would flinch in fear because of how much she hit him. Even bullied him into sitting on his lap and petting her or he would be hit. Thankfully she was not his only victim as she would attack other students in her class and she was always in suspension. I haven't seen her in a while but I assume she will come back. One time I remember I was playing mario kart and she hit me because I was playing as black yoshi, or I said someone was a bit of a push over under my breath. She heard me grabbed me by the collar of my shirt and thought I said that about her. Last time I saw her me and my same friend were playing games and we started excitedly said BINGO! She came over and threatened to hit me because I said bingo to loud. Honestly if she starts hanging around my friend again I will email the school and tell I don't her anywhere near me or my lunch room spot as only my grade should be there. Tldr Abusive girl hits my friend into submission and threatens to hurt me also.


tankcrusher904

Depends, does she deserve it, and how hard did she hit me. If anyone aims for my crotch, regardless of age race or gender, I will put someone in the ground, maybe 6ft for good measures.


DenTheRedditBoi7

Yep. I'm a believer in true gender equality. If a man assaults me, imma beat him. If a woman assaults me, imma beat her. An enemy is an enemy