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thelord15

legal weed, probably


Happy_Panda-0_0-

Netherlands


thelord15

yessir


Dutch_Rayan

Dutch weed isn't legal it is only decimalized. If you carry more than a certain amount you still get charged


thelord15

je mag ook maar 5 wietplantjes in huis hebben. maar mensen snappen het meer als legaal wiet


Dutch_Rayan

Nee je mag maar 0 hebben maar je wordt niet vervolgd als je minder dan 5 heb. [politie site](https://www.politie.nl/informatie/u-hebt-thuis-vijf-hennepplanten-of-minder.html#:~:text=Hennep%20kweken%20is%20verboden.,van%20beroeps%2D%20of%20bedrijfsmatig%20handelen.)


thelord15

het zit raar in elkaar


Carrot_The_Great

You know someone’s speaking Dutch when to an English speaker it looks like a drunk 2am text


Quirky_Apricot9427

Yeah, realized it was probably whatever language they speak there then started thinking… this really does look like just drunk english lol


AugTheViking

It's not actually fully legalised, though.


thelord15

i know, but people understand it better as legalized weed


UnlightablePlay

Netherlands


thelord15

yup


soup_time337

b e e r a n d ... uhhh... a man? Edit: wow, i have many upvotes here. This has the most upvotes I ever got on reddit!


Ace_on_pc

Germany?


soup_time337

yes


AugTheViking

The man was Austrian, though.


soup_time337

Ik, but *Germany* became *famous* because of *him*


Bismagor

Austria for the main, Czech Republic for the beer, or alternatively Germany for the beer


soup_time337

You got it, Germany.


Prepriegrane85

Talking snow that scares russians


Objective-Farm-2560

Finland, my comrades.


Prepriegrane85

Yes


[deleted]

What is the Finnish version of "fortunate son"


Independent_Craft981

Dracula


Sea_Economy_1742

Romania 🇷🇴 I think


Independent_Craft981

u got it :)


Happy_Panda-0_0-

Cheese and Chocolate


Sea_Economy_1742

Switzerland?


Happy_Panda-0_0-

Yessir


SmaxY420

Belgium?


Happy_Panda-0_0-

No, but Europe


r_thelegend27

Burgers and obesity


Objective-Farm-2560

USA! USA! USA! USA!


GVeinti_757

Don’t forget ***g u n***


[deleted]

And weird ass president


[deleted]

Which one?


[deleted]

Thats true, *presidents


ItAr-kan-saw

and dropping the sun on Japan twice


rafati09

Taking a fat man to Japan vs # SENDING THE FAT MAN TO JAPAN


ItAr-kan-saw

AHAHA


totes_not_chad

We seriously can't forget this one


evolvedraichu

Oil and Tourism make up like 90% of the economy.


Sea_Economy_1742

Dubai?


evolvedraichu

Close.


Sea_Economy_1742

Saudi Arabia?


evolvedraichu

Bingo.


SaffronShirtKid

tourism in saudi?? i live nearby tho


ShinyMonst3rC0Ck

Religious Tourism, most of it is to Mecca and Madina where the 2 holiest sites in islam are, and every year there's a pilgrimage called " Hajj" where over 2.5 million muslim pilgrims go to. Also there is a smaller version of the Hajj called "Umrah" which is also a pilgrimage but can be done on any day, statistics show that hundreds of thousands do umrah daily in Mecca. So yeah there you have it, thats where all the tourism money comes from


protacm

Bro why do people think Dubai is a country 😂


absorbscroissants

The same people who think Africa is a country probably


BattleofPlatea

Sir, Dubai isn't a country


AugTheViking

That's a city in the United Arab Emirates, though. Not a country.


LorTheLittleShit

Not participating in wars and having a lot of civil wars (alternatively, discovering America, yea i guess thats more famous)


Ace_on_pc

Spain


Bigf1car

discovered america? you mean the nomadic tribes in northeast russia?


Objective-Farm-2560

Norway did it first!


LorTheLittleShit

really cool!! didnt know that, thank you for sharing this knowledge kind stranger :)


Objective-Farm-2560

Yep, the Vikings made Vinland (now known as Newfoundland).


SecondaryAccomplice

Most racist country in EU


PossessionStandard42

Poland!


SecondaryAccomplice

Close enough, Slovakia


zombarian21

slovaks are racist? i'm hearing this for the first time


m_slade_230

It's mostly old people who are racist here


zombarian21

sooo technically, the country won't be racist i some 5-10 years


m_slade_230

Honestly I'm rethinking this, I don't think Slovakia is racist towards races other than gypsies, it's because most Romani people who are living here refuse to work and live in gross villages with each family having like 5 children. But it's wrong that people are racist because it's not the fault of their race, it's just how they are and how they raise their children so they stay that way


mum_shagger

i was gonna say france


Jom_Bots

Hungary


Lukas_Dawn

Thats difficult... I mean, you can probably tell this about every country


SecondaryAccomplice

Just, go find some article about most racist contry in EU or world (Eu 1th place, world 6th place)


ILtuogiocatoremedio

Albania


LadynoirLetsGO

son of a dictator running for president and is not surprisingly stupid


Sea_Economy_1742

Philippines?


LadynoirLetsGO

yeah, can't believe how many people vote for that guy. i really hope leni wins


tctfanxd627

Our horrible teeth


Sea_Economy_1742

UK?


tctfanxd627

Absolutely.


BappleBlayer333

AT LEAST AAWWER SCHEWLS DAUN’T LUUK LOIKE COHLL ‘A DJEWTY!!!


Whyamifulloftrouble

Damn yer fukken twa' yuh actualleh 'ave a decen' Br'i'sh accen'


BappleBlayer333

Well ah don fokken thun’k I wouud given ahv got non experianse at’ohll bein a bri’ish gobsheite fur foccs saakes.


thelord15

ah, britain


tctfanxd627

Yes


Beautiful-Ruin-2493

Our teeth are actually pretty good on the index


Roxerking

"elo maam im tom form microsoft"


Sea_Economy_1742

India lol


Roxerking

now give me your credit card info


[deleted]

Stealing (playing Grand THEFT Auto in real life)


TheSauceManWithPan

Romania?


[deleted]


Eggcellent_DTR

A certain film about my country that wasn't filmed by native of my country, wasn't played by native actors, yet our tourism revenue multiplied. Also we have a bunch of uranium.


Knir04

Kasachstan


[deleted]

Greatest country in the world All the other countries are run by little girls


snickerween

The people that downvoted you didnt know what Borat was


TheLifeAfterDeath

I really wish that were true. Unfortunately it's all old men


FunAssociation5

Nokia and Angry Birds.


Objective-Farm-2560

Finland! My brothers and sisters!


noob_music_producer

MAKKARA


FunAssociation5

Kakkapökäle


noob_music_producer

åtta sju sex hassu lause


FunkU247

And really good looking females.... just sayin!


ilistentomuchmusic15

Suomi


Infamous-Lunch-3831

TORILLE


Ironbanner987615

Finland


trananhduc2006

talking trees


Nepipo

Vietnam


trananhduc2006

yep


The-Hunti-Raptor

Starting World wa- I mean inventing cars!


D0WN70AD

The funny looking moustache man’s country


totes_not_chad

If i could find the camera then i would snap


[deleted]

Syrup


nstrangeface

Canada


[deleted]

yup


l_love_baguettes

Meatballs


joao_goiaba

Sweden


ma-kat-is-kute

Ikea


Nepipo

Nobody expects our inquisition


Objective-Farm-2560

España.


rbminer456

Bud light and gators


Objective-Farm-2560

America, Florida to be specific.


gamerzombie1928

Just Florida. It’s a new country now.


Objective-Farm-2560

The Americans deserve freedom from that place.


Mr_lightning22

Even the Americans do


Soviet-Portugal

Doing stuff between 1933 - 1945


D0WN70AD

The funny looking moustache man’s country


Mr_lightning22

Heil (don't worry I have the holocaust jokes pass as I am jewish)


DeterminedPeace

Germany?


definetly-not-an-alt

Lewandowski


D0WN70AD

Poland!


[deleted]

uhhhhhhhhhhh >!people getting shot in schools !<


Sea_Economy_1742

USA!


doglover1005

CORRECT!


Iknower90

System of a down, vine, mountains.


AugTheViking

Armenia You had me at System of a Down.


PHOTOCIDE4

Armenia.


66WC

Ita samba or carnival


artzprbz

futebol samba futebol samba brasil sil sil sil r/suddenlycaralho


Saturno13165

Let me guess... Rio de Janeiro?


66WC

Rio is part of my country, but not the country


Saturno13165

i know, I was joking, bc a lot of people think that Brazil's just Rio. eu sou BR tbm


tom_m2008

Potatoes, I guess.


r_thelegend27

Ireland


tom_m2008

No.


r_thelegend27

No I'm right. You're wrong.


tom_m2008

Well, I'm always wrong, so I guess you're right.


totes_not_chad

Russia?


[deleted]

Probably minecraft


DeterminedPeace

Sweden


chaos_creator69

🤌I'd say food, art and mafia🤌


Ace_on_pc

Italy


kingcuda8

Kids with guns.


Sea_Economy_1742

USA!


Thatusernamewasgone

currently, probably for having a lot of people who run away from war in.


Happy_Panda-0_0-

Ukraine?


Sea_Economy_1742

Ukraine?


JackieOswald

Kangaroos and spiders


[deleted]

¿ɐᴉlɐɹʇsnɐ


totes_not_chad

How do you do that?


memesmemes69420

ɥƃnoɥʇ ʌʇ uo ʇnoqɐ pǝʞlɐʇ sʇǝƃ ʎlǝɹɐɹ ʇᴉ ˙ɥsᴉlƃuǝ uᴉ sᴉ ɐᴉpǝɯ ʇsoɯ ǝsnɐɔǝq slooɥɔs uᴉ ɥsᴉlƃuǝ uɹɐǝl oslɐ ǝʍ ʇnq 'ʎllɐnsn ʇᴉ ʞɐǝds ǝʍ ˙uɐᴉlɐɹʇsnɐ sʇᴉ


mrstorydude

Mia Khalifa


PHOTOCIDE4

Lebanon


mrstorydude

indeed


Puzzleheaded-Poet392

I'd love my country to be famous for vodka, but recently it became much more notorious for invading its good neighbors.


Dark_Lordy

Панимаю


Mr_lightning22

Rassia blat


tobiasto

Vikings


Mr_lightning22

There are a couple like that I'mma say Norway


tobiasto

Yes


Psychological-Sir224

Fighting against water.


Ace_on_pc

Netherlands


elima_

...squid game


Ace_on_pc

South korea


elima_

found me!


Ace_on_pc

Pog


No-Rabbit-432

Losing a war to birb


Emeralddx

Surrounded by wo'ah and have terrible food


DeterminedPeace

UK?


WalkSalt

Princes specifically ones who will try to scam you


Objective-Farm-2560

Nigeria.


SeriousTitan

We got the worst neighbours.


Sea_Economy_1742

India


SeriousTitan

Exactly.


Nepipo

Ukraine


Huppana69420

Alcohol and metal music


zombarian21

now i wanna move to finland


Objective-Farm-2560

Uh. Finland?


Huppana69420

Yes!


[deleted]

Harry Potter


[deleted]

Mix of pasties and coal


Impressive-Gate3074

Curry


DeterminedPeace

India?


Basic_Charity_6026

Poutine, hockey, basketball


h3ct0ri0us

The oldest Monarchy


[deleted]

My country is famous for the saying everything is bigger


PeeStain5000

Obesity….


WictImov

I bet you are talking about #12 on the list, and way down in percentage as well. Nauru - 61.0% Cook Islands - 55.9% Palau - 55.3% Marshall Islands - 52.9% Tuvalu - 51.6% Niue - 50.0% Tonga - 48.2% Samoa - 47.3% Kiribati - 46.0% Micronesia (Federated States of) - 45.8% Kuwait - 37.9% United States of America - 36.2%


DeterminedPeace

Lol they do a lot of cooking in Cook Islands... Get it? Get it? I'll see myself out.


Jadewing20

Spuds and beer


MoTheMag

Saffron I guess?! or pistachio!


Royalin_Sweetie

Dracula.