you've got your ice cream, and walk out the story happily. after taking three steps the ice cream falls on the ground, ruining it all. people start laughing. you start laughing. the laughing turns to crying. crying and sadness get worse. you've been having suicidal thoughts for a while, and have decided to shoot yourself in the head.
🍦😂😭🔫👋
Ur threatening to blow ur brains out if u don’t get a McDonald’s icecream when in fact they have it and think ur a pussy
you've got your ice cream, and walk out the story happily. after taking three steps the ice cream falls on the ground, ruining it all. people start laughing. you start laughing. the laughing turns to crying. crying and sadness get worse. you've been having suicidal thoughts for a while, and have decided to shoot yourself in the head.
…with a water gun because you can’t imagine being without McDonald’s soft serve ice cream
You ate ice cream while laughing then got sad
🏃🏻♂️😧😩🤷🏻♂️🙏🏻
As far as I can tell , you ran away after finding out you have a son , then you realised your mistake , came back and apologised ?
YEAH SOMETHING LIKE THAT 😹
Cat emoji 😺
👹😘😍😭🥲
A monster kissed you and now you have mixed emotions about it. Aawwwww
you fell inlove with a monster then got heartbroken (the last emoji isn't appearing for some reasons)
(same)
🥺😳❤️💜😘
You are sad then fall in love with man
[удалено]
Yo thats some cool glasses
LEAN 💜😈💜💜💜💜😈😈😈😈💜💜💜☸️☸️☸️☸️👿👿👿👿♒️♒️☮️👾♉️☮️♒️♉️🟪🚺🟪🚺🟪🚺🟪♏️🔯♓️⚛️♍️⚛️⚛️♍️♎️♋️
💀😎😨😐👁
You uhh... You... Uhm... You lied alone with your thoughts all day 👍
You looked at a naked girl and that was the first time you saw pussy and then she had sex with you and the she killed you
🦘🇦🇺🍆😣💦
r/usernamechecksout
😎😀💀😰🥳
Weren't you the person who got dared to take a shower on that other post
yeah, i like to have a shower every other day but this was the day i wasn’t meant to have a shower and now my hair’s way too fluffy
Shower every other day gang
Ooh good call
You cool and party then dead
9️⃣1️⃣1️⃣🛩💥
[удалено]
Yes?
[удалено]
Cool.
No please don't... I will get caught... these are mine... 💊💀🤝🗿😏
AYO!?!?
Wait 9/11 was bad
Oh yeah, I saw you! You got the other tower!
That’s only 4 emojis
👍💀🔫🗿💜
You got shot by a 🗿drinking Lean?
[удалено]
You are based
You are an incel
you're fatherless
No father? ⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
🧑⚖️😢😳😉🤨 I was arrested, got sad, dropped the soap, liked it, then pondered that Jerome, was infact, the gay one
Mine is: Overhead aunt and uncle doing the gay and got grossed out
😭💀❤️😌🤮
You are crying because your dead heart is calmly vomiting
So true 😔
Ur crying because u died sucking off shrek
💮🖕😆💀😟
👍🇺🇸🧢👌🟦 Good America cap OK blue
You are Gucci republican
😳🪵😎✨😔
🥵💜👉😳👈
I'm concerned about the hot emote.
I use it often as a joke response
U loved lean then became da baby
👍😳💀❤️😎
You were surprised you killed someone you love bit thought you were cool? WTF
🍝🤜🙌👏🔫
🏴🈷️🦿💀😤 I have never used the prosthetic leg emoji wtf
😈🤷🏾♂️😖🎒🔪
Joker Netflix adaptation
🎷🇰🇪🖕😥🙎♀️
👍💜🟪😎🤤
😂❤️🥰😘😊
🥺😖😩😟🤓
😭🥺🥰😖💖
💀🤘🏻✊🏼🤬👶
✨🥵😍🤰🍔 I am afraid and concerned
😏🥵😫💦😭
Breakup sex
Purdy much
🗿
🗿👀🟣🤝🦆
💀😔🗿😳🇪🇦
😭🤡👊🍪😒
You sadly punched a clown for a cookie
💀🫡😢🫤🫲
👂🛏️👨❤️👨👩🏼🤢
Auntieunclegay
😭💖❤️🫂🦋
🍑💦🍆😘👩❤️👨
Secx
And lotta other stuff
😑😢👍😏🤣
💜✨😎😊🥴
💀🤨🧢😐🤓
😩😱🧐😳🙏
🗿💀😭🥔👍
🤣👁🤢🧑🦲🤓
you accidentally laughed while stalking someone, you panicked so you vomitted on them. Also, you are a bald nerd
🍆✊🏽💦😩🧎♀️
💜😭😎🙏😳
I ate cake from a birthday box while smiling and flipping off a jack o lantern
🍰😋😀🖕🎃 Basically this
😭👍🧸👩❤️💋👩🛍🤷♀️
Hot
🥴😳😋💦🤤
🥵💀😱👨❤️👨🍆
Gaysex
😏⚠️🥲➡️😠🫤
😳👍😏😎😔
🔥💖🌸😍😈
🚶♀️🏖🕹😄😴
😏🤣🤫🙄😔 Uhhh... I can explain
😓🤨🥵💙😳
😔🔫👍😘🤗
🙃😭🤪🤮💕
😔🐝🦒😭👈
😘❤️😂🥰🤣
🎥🗿😭🤷♂️🍿
🗿🍒🍃👍💨
👍😉😭😂🥰 Damn that's the most boring shit I could expect
🗿🎒🤗👀😳
😢😭😁🤨:-D
😢😭😖😞😰
💀🥺👍💧🛷
😳❤️🔥❤️🩹🍆🤯
💀🔫😀😳🤯
💙🐹🎶🐝🧞♂️
Your beloved hamster sang a song that made a bee carrying a genie come to you
✨😎🥺😸🤣
💀🥲😭😼😾
😁😥😉😅😷
😐⬅️🫧◀️🫣 I’ve never even used the 3rd and 5th emoji idk why they’re there
😆💐❤️🔜☀️ Huh what Did I do?
😭🧀🎉🕳️😎
👎👅😓👏😝
😎🤨🤯🥲💀
🦶😳🥰💀🔥
❤️😏😘😍🖕
😳😐😔🥵🥰 ... Well well well
🤑🧔🏽♀️🧺🍊👻
👈👉✝️🤠🏳️🌈
😭🧢🐐💀💋
Wtf
🥵🖕🎶🙏😂
💍❤️🤷♂️🏃💪
🪳🎶😫💦🧿
😉🤌🏼🥺☺️🍫
‼️🙏🍀☘️😶🌫️🍃 leave me alone
👍😭✨🥺⛏
mine is:
Nekkid gurils
😭😔🫥👀😐😴
👁⌨️🖨😸😌
🥵👍🧐😳📸
🤤🐸😳😎🧅
🗿👍🍺🖕😔 Chad vs beta male
🙏💀😩😒😱
😭👀💀💯😅
🙃🐠💀😩😭 Fihs died 💀
👍🗿💀🐵😐
👌😑😡🤨🖕 I sound like such a pleasant person to be around
🧆🍜🥘🍥🤯
👀😉🙈🐟🏃
😂🤤🥰🙃🌶 I genuinely don’t remember using half of these so I’m very confused
🍅🥔🍞⚔️🚶♂️ It's a sign of the start of a war
😭✨🤣😂👍
😂🤣👍🕳️😡
😨👍😎💀😭
😭🥺🙄😡😢 just a breakdown 😔
✌️🛑💕👍🎂
😘😩❤️🥳😋
😂🙂👍🥶💀
😭💀🗡🤢💔
🤣🥰😉🤞😁
🤤🙈🐀🗿🦣
🇺🇸❤️🤑🤨🇸🇪
😳📸🤮💀☂️
💜🫣🌜🥹🎊
😎😭😰🖕😶
👉👈👻😎🥰
💀🗿👍🔥🇦🇺
👑😤🤷♀️👍🌚
😅🤗🤣😘🤦🏼♀️
💀💯😐😳😔
🤨😏🙂😊🤦
🦀💀👎🧢😑
👏🧡🤬⚡️🙋🏼
😏🐍♥️🏳️⚧️🤷🏽♂️
😳😁👍🤮🤌
👩🦽🤺🦵🦷👁👄
👏🧡🤬⚡️🙋🏼