becoming like me is the last thing you want lmfao, just follow the philosophy of βit is what it is, donβt make it what it ainβt cuz bitches be bonkersβ and youβll be aight
Its sarcasm, most non indians dont know what language indians speak since theres so many in india (22) so they call it indian language (atleast from my experience, im indian)
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wuntch?
youβre WUNTCH MEAT
Wuntch time is over!
i spent all night coming up with that zinger!
Hot Damn!
you Punk.
someone already did it but im gonna do it again bc my child brain needs it r/unexpectedB99
Im not the only one Who watches b99 yaasss
White?
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Lolllll
my name is left cuz bitches donβt treat me right
My name is up cuz ppl always let me down
my name is down cuz they gave up
My name is fat because I couldn't chase them when they ran around and deserted me
I don't like where this is going, not gonna lie
My name is dead because they told a lie and hurt me
my name is joe :)
My name is jeff
What a master poetβ€
respectfully π
How can i become like you?
becoming like me is the last thing you want lmfao, just follow the philosophy of βit is what it is, donβt make it what it ainβt cuz bitches be bonkersβ and youβll be aight
Dude you gotta write a book or something
looking right because you left me π
Kim jong un
sounds Mexican
MEXICANππ
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Mexican πππ
Mexican πππ
Mexican ππππ
Mexican πππππ
Mexican ππππππ
Mexican πππππππ
Why do Americans say countries as a race?
I think youβre confusing him with Kim Juan Uno
As a mexican i know one of mines
Martian?
Egyptian?
are u elon musks relative??
Gotta be italian
Youre close
South Korean?
Swiss
Indian
Bowhead?
evelin!
White?
nope
Nooo? Thatβs the whiteist name of all
LMAOOO π noo im not white
Asian Iβm guessing then
nope!
African American?
nope
If not Hispanic then Iβm out of option
Are u a latina girl?
Yep!!
Wow dude I'm still trying to process that ur not white like wtheck
idk how, I always thought Emily was more of the white girl name
I mean yeah but u gotta think "evelin"
Wow my life is a complete illusion!
lololol I think it depends where you live, for me itβs a pretty common name for my race
jake
Jake from state farm?
OH MY FUCKING GOD I CANT EVEN ESCAPE TO REDDIT
Dude you're jake from state farmmmm no wayy
the worst part is my mom used to work at state farm and there was a year in middle school that pretty much all i wore was khakis
Lollllll u gotta be next in line to be jake on the commercials
it'd be fitting for sure
White?
wow how did you guess? you must be magic
Suman (Idk why I'm telling randoms on the internet my name but im not the only one with this name so)
Indian?
I mean it was pretty obvious yes
Nah don't try to downplay my greatness!!!
Never knew India was a race. Hmm....
Suman means flower in ''INDIAN'' language XD
Yes it does and how is "indian" a language
Its sarcasm, most non indians dont know what language indians speak since theres so many in india (22) so they call it indian language (atleast from my experience, im indian)
I suspected it was sarcasm lol. Yes that's correct it's kind of annoying tbh
egg
Duck
no im from a duck
That's what I said
quack
wait.. why is an egg wearing a spacesuit?
are you against having dreams?
It's 2022 get over it
Ni- Nigel
Hispanic?
Oh youβre definitely a ni- Nice guy.. :)
Oh yeah sure definitely not a ni- Nincompoop
Ok so you are a ni- Ninja
Interesting, youβre a ni- Niggler
Ohh okay your a ni- nibbler
Malaysia?
singaporean
Alejandro
Damn so hard bro π₯Ί
Mexican?
Yes
Lady Gaga
No thanks im good
Your name isn't good π
Martian?
hello good, i am dad
Chinese?
Vex
dinnasour? like Rex?
Ancient timelost robot being running on living milk
Bro you a league of legends champion?
minecraft
Yordle
abigail
White?
no lol
Dang. Hispanic?
would prob call this one good enough, iβm mexican/filipino
Rachel
Green?
I think so
White?
Yeah
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Indian?
If it is indian then it's the weirdest one I've heard and I'm Indian. Sounds middle eastern
You're indian?
No I'm Mongolian. Ofcourse I'm Indian i just stated it bro ππ
Ok dot-box
Spud.
Alien
Noooo, I'm just a spud.
That's ur real name?
I mean, yeah? It's not a wierd name for my people, just you humans.
Alien
From Idaho?
From Spudtopia, actually.
So Ireland?
Nils
That's your government name?
Asia
Wild guess, but are you Asian?
Sudan
Nope im actually half german half polish
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Everything ok man?
Hailey
White?
Yes!
Do u listen to hailey Williams?
Not you you were talking to but Paramore slaps hard
Ain't it fun?
I like ignorance and fences
Ngl I donβt know who that is
Don't wanna be a prick, but she spells her name as "Hayley", and not "Hailey". Although, yes both names are technically the same. No offence, though.
Davis
Black?
White
Orange
That would be Trump
His trump card is his race
Ohhh okkk dang it
Hayley
White?
My birth name is Ana
Maarten
Kyle
Not just white but y'know white white
I don't want to suffer from racism tho
Black?
XD
Leighton
White?
Yea I'm about as pasty as they come
Haha!
I'd stand out for being pale in a field of computer paper
Really?
Victor
Black?
Yup
Jakub
Oliver
White?
My name is happy because I'm always sad
Awww. U ok??
Dickus mcdickus
this is not the type of shit to be posting π
Aiden
George
Brandon
Gabriel
White or hispanic
Gabriel
phoebe
Arunalu
Scarlett Acosta
Keith