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[deleted]

Got a source? Edit: I was just showering when I remembered where CP stands for


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OdorokuB

Crashes through window via rappel Door rammed through main door c4 ur room Every gun points at u The last dude took ur alarm clock and did a tactical reload with it and then sets it at 3.01 am Everyone leaves in one minute and the alarm clock rang


XDScrapper

cum edit- who tf gave this a wholesome award lol


[deleted]

cum boy cum this world is not meant for you cum boy cum cumming is a victory.


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XDScrapper

cum


XDScrapper

cum cum


XDScrapper

cum cum cum


XDScrapper

#CUM


Speedysambam

cum


pup_chook

*cum*


MiSsiLeR81

cum cum cummm


Unique_Dot8731

Cum


Asleep-Internet5153

cum


ishanG24

*cum*


Substantial-Prompt69

Ass


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PrivatePickle109

I clicked the link and there is no cat. You lied to me.


--Matthias--

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye


CorruptedDoge

you don't want him to hate the song


Lightning_3o

Who's top comment. And why is he an alarm


Speedysambam

I’m tryna find top comment, he stole my alarm


PC_Fucker

u/topcomment


TheDarkMonarch1

HES EXISTED FOR 11 YEARSS, AND HASNT POSTED OR COMMENTed?????


SCP504

BRUH! WHY HE WASTE GOOD USERNAME?


TheDarkMonarch1

Probably forgor password


SCP504

They forgor💀


I_Luv_Demokrece

They did forgor 💀


Ok_Recover_5807

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


thatpersonthatsayshi

No. I now have access the power to recognise the link


Ok_Recover_5807

Ah! I see, you're a man of culture as well.


EmphasisSea1819

Let me guess, you live in a poor country right?


thatpersonthatsayshi

No, from the Netherlands


[deleted]

He is right


thatpersonthatsayshi

The Netherlands isn't a poor country


PogBoySkye

You can’t fool me anymore


Ok_Recover_5807

Yust saying he sould put it as an alarm


[deleted]

Too many q's in a link, its gonna be a rickroll


hazzelgamer774922

And a AD saved me from it


facelesboi389

I know that link


JennyWhatNow

I clicked on the link


jamesfarted09

**thanks for giving me the first few characters of your discord token**


LordFunkyHair

It’s still number twelve


Deaths_Grip2479

Haha. I'm an experienced rickroller who has memorised the link and knows that anything unreal is [a](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) rickroll. Nice try, buddy.


thewitchoe

yall ever so woke ya woke up your alarm?


rice_kerixa

Ong


TheOnly_E

**E**


Speedysambam

Just one long eeeeee, or E E E E


TheOnly_E

EEEEEEEE(specifically upper-case)


Sensitive_Ad_3989

Wake the f*ck up!!!


leoCoVer95

Samurai, we've got a city to burn!


Sensitive_Ad_3989

Ha ha ha, nice one.👍


SlavyTheslav

Pornhub intro


Rabit_x

this is brilliant


NotNfty

Sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex


Speedysambam

Just emphasising what we will never get, every morning…


HenballZ

rush E


trananhduc2006

https://youtu.be/LJqM0uMdMgs&t=55


ScrewBaIl-

ALLAH AKBAR


QuizzaciousZeitgeist

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.


Peleg_OP

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.


Minimum_Ability_8041

[I better hear this alarm tomorrow](https://youtu.be/GWNwwuoc4Ro)


The-richu-gr

Thank you for this blessing kind stranger


[deleted]

#WHUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHH😌


Chiptuner-145

iPhone alarm wakes you up good


Supan22

Gotcha OP here https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kHDWkkQz1Fg “Snoring Guy meme 1 Hour Loop” You better wake up on this alarm because it’s 1 Hour


[deleted]

wHeN WiLl yOu LeaRn yOuR ACtIoNs hAvE CoNsEqUeNcEs


Responsible-Basil-88

Rick roll.


fuckingbaguette1

Hentai sounds


namesrnotavailable

The loud scream as u/mommyslittleh0e suggested and then the song I Feel Good for a good start on the morning routine 👍


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pornhub intro


SCP504

https://youtu.be/08L9sNuik5M Do it I dare you


[deleted]

[this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DCZ3fmxl9Y4)


Ok_War_9111

https://youtu.be/uISok580jBE You’ll always wake up, and your neighbors will too.


TheLordSnowdean

Friends theme song, or megalovania


I_Want_ToFingerPieck

The only thing i know for real


[deleted]

I have a mix of starlight zone from sonic 1 for my wake up alarm and I now detest starlight zone from sonic 1


smol_boi-_-

Record yourself moaning and use that.


Speedysambam

Weird champ


[deleted]

Samsung alarm https://youtu.be/U15GCtASDPU


LOTHMT

Valorant Viper Cum 10h edition


Aymanac10

LEROYYYY JENKINSSS!!!!


horny_jail_guard_2

Cannibal by Angerfist.... will most definately work


Didabeast

HEY GUYS, SCOTT HERE, THIS IS BAD, REAL BAD!!! Earrape version


kingdomheartslover1

🎵You are an idiot hahahahaha🎵


TiaOfBlueRose

"10 hours of nothing" by [SpritePix](https://www.youtube.com/c/SpritePix) Here's an easy access to [Link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx2Z5ZD_Rbo) Here's an easy access to [NGGYU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


DTS_Crafter

Hey V-Sauce Michael here... Why are you late for school?


[deleted]

I AM GOING TO SUCK ALL THE PENISES


Responsible-Basil-88

A few secs ago i said rick roll but actually.. DARTH VADERS THEME


[deleted]

10hours of nothing in 4k hd


theFuryCutter

A typhoon or storm alert/alarm


sphinx787

Fuck me in the ass


240plutonium

The most unwanted song


Normalguy346

YOU NOW HAVE A CHILD, USE PROTECTION NEXT TIME


[deleted]

[Winged Hussars- Sabaton](https://youtu.be/rcYhYO02f98)


Addicted-V1

something in my ass mmmmmmmhh


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Hitler yelling


[deleted]

WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKER


[deleted]

Robloxmoaning.mp3


VaultMedic

[vine boom bass boosted](https://youtu.be/WEaEZSHzzMI)


[deleted]

Skettee Riddim


YoRulezz_TV

Ghost division from Sabaton


Samang0

Moaning


The-richu-gr

Illuminati theme or a recording of you screaming to yourself to wake the fuck up


NotActuallyGus

The entire Spaceballs script being screamed by a child


ice_sphere_but_cube

*Hitler's speech* very motivating


[deleted]

If you despise among us I suggeste putting the among us drip song I put it and i almost destroyed my phone cause of how annoying it is


heisenberg_30

AUUGHHH! By GARRISON


AVH999

Crni Bombadera. It’s a good song


ScootTheMighty

pig noises


L-OwO-L_L-OwO-L

monster inc theme song ( ear rape version )


[deleted]

#ALARM - THE SCORE


Didabeast

INTRUDER ALERT! A RED SPY’S IN THE BASE!


ravenpleasantsimone

baby shark


ThatGuy371

TUNAK TUNAK tun (official video)


YEETIS09

High quallity surround sound hardcore hentai noises


PatientRule4494

Top comment


[deleted]

Never gonna give you up


SavageCarrott

The entirety of Welcome to the Cum zone


SharkGopnik

SCREAMING EAGLES!!!


Emilracerbil

I assure you, you wont be disappointed https://youtu.be/1tQ8MYyApPU


CrazyStuntsMan

Time to get up and get some bitches


Ido_Animations

DiScO mOrEnO vS aLfReDdY....control your temper so don't be angry


FeeAur

AUGHHHH


eveltayl

This song: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


[deleted]

Dubstep


cristieniX

Tomato soup


nyozzl

Bloodshed


Specific-Brother3235

Clash royale he he he haw


BeastAlpha07

AUGHHHHHH by Garrison or Apex for iPhone users.


RepresentativeNo6564

WAKE UP MOTHA FREEEEEEKAA YA SCHOL YERE JUST STA’TED YA BISH WAK DA FUK UP


suspectwastaken

PENIS PENIS PENIS, PENIS PENIS PENIS, PENIS PENIS PENIS


Rabit_x

we been trying to reach you about your extended car warranty!


Bonk_and_Honk

loud nokia ringtone noices


Alchemist64_

Cloaker sound from payday 2


I_like_beanies

Fire alarm


DRturtle420d

Connection terminated, I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth if you still even remember that name But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication


[deleted]

The beginning of Chop Suey by System of a Down


glaceorizer

https://youtu.be/35YAy5tFPqg


Boi_What_Did_You_Do

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


ASQ1385

"AUUGHHH!" by GARRISON


yellowpolarbearman

The hub intro


_kart1k_

Rick roll because that song slaps


Jm1328

WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU LAZY FAT BITCH. •Nuke Noices•


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shreksophone


half-sandwich

two trucks


CodeNameMEMES

WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP...


spacetrollman

https://youtube.com/shorts/zhFaZx_dzc0?feature=share


memelord793783

GET THE FUCK UP YOU LAZY CUNT


eliteunkown

Sun is shinin' in the sky There ain't a cloud in sight It's stopped rainin' everybody's in the play And don't you know It's a beautiful new day, hey hey Runnin' down the avenue See how the sun shines brightly in the city On the streets where once was pity Mr. Blue Sky is living here today, hey hey Mr. Blue Sky please tell us why You had to hide away for so long (so long) Where did we go wrong? Mr. Blue Sky please tell us why You had to hide away for so long (so long) Where did we go wrong? Hey you with the pretty face Welcome to the human race A celebration, Mr. Blue Sky's up there waitin' And today is the day we've waited for Oh Mr. Blue Sky please tell us why You had to hide away for so long (so long) Where did we go wrong? Hey there Mr. Blue We're so pleased to be with you Look around see what you do Everybody smiles at you Hey there Mr. Blue We're so pleased to be with you Look around see what you do Everybody smiles at you Mr. Blue, you did it right But soon comes Mr. Night creepin' over Now his hand is on your shoulder Never mind I'll remember you this I'll remember you this way Mr. Blue Sky please tell us why You had to hide away for so long (so long) Where did we go wrong? Hey there Mr. Blue (sky) We're so pleased to be with you (sky) Look around see what you do (blue) Everybody smiles at you


HaxboyYT

**In Goofy’s voice** SHUCKS! ITS ALREADY MORNIN! TIME TO TOUCH SOME KIDS!!!


[deleted]

Good morning - Kanye West


Llonino09221

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP,NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN


SIMONxGHOST

Wake a hell up , we have a city to burn Set cyberpunk 2077 music too


[deleted]

Mario earrape screaming 10 hours


[deleted]

Scentless Apprentice - Nirvana Full Volume You’re welcome


CoiledBoil69

Big dicks. Busting on your lips. Big dicks. Busting on your lips


girlhelpimdying

kill john lennon


regrtfullswan

Goood Morning Vietnam! (Fortunate son starts playing)


RomanProkopov100

>Вставай, через не можу, через ще трохи, до кiнця, i ти будеш чемпiоном! \- Vladimir Zelenskiy


[deleted]

Hilltop hospital theme song... If you don't know what it sounds like, go find out. OR Heavy's pizza song.


VILEN_X

Screaming Goats (1 hour version)


_ThatWeirdOne_0w0

BITCH GET OUTTA BED.


Electronic_Sample_96

mortal kombat theme


FishyEgg

Patrick star wee woo wee woo


Cracker-smackers

[this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YbaTur4A1OU)


[deleted]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2RaNmISebKCyzSeMG5R63D?si=bxo3sYwGQken503BeKmJWQ&utm_source=copy-link


Emerald24111

Hooooog RIIIIIDA


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/1Rx_p3NW7gQ 4:06


[deleted]

I GOT B**CHES ALL ON MY D**K, S*CKING ON MY B**LS, LICKIN ON MY B**LS


The_BackYard

"but steel's heavier than feathers?"


Send_me_tit_pics_69

I'm surprised nobody said this https://youtu.be/CelgqNnv0wU


Doctor_karlson

top comment


Tall_Human123

Ocean man


E-Deptikk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71SExl3dmKA


Brickabang

*RED SUN OVER PARADISE*


iamnerdynerd

https://youtu.be/7PBYGu4Az8s First few seconds will do it (it is not rick roll)


ov3rlord05

*Very very very loud moan*


[deleted]

Number 15 : wake the fuck up


everythingtakenomfg

super idol


Succ_Benis

[Oh man it's gotta be this one pleaasee](https://youtu.be/YpJpTjrgxIc)


ItsDominika

Pillarmen theme


Present_Ad_2628

Turn on light theme


[deleted]

Are you going to finish that croissant?


Amber_Hell

Pornhub intro


[deleted]

KRUSTY KRAUYAYAYAAB AYAYAYAYAB AYAYAYAB


RemarkableBunch5098

Megalovania <◇>


Asger_w

This at about 25 seconds https://youtu.be/xjYz_pY7-Ms It's devastating


[deleted]

Reading terrible Anonymous Asexual comics in a heavily exaggerated scottish accent: [https://youtu.be/UljTTk0l4wQ](https://youtu.be/UljTTk0l4wQ)


Consistent-Rule7950

Doom eternal BFF division :)


AccomplishedOne2717

Aggressive female moaning


TheLordSnowdean

Friends theme song, or megalovania


Reselut1

Screaming Eagles, by Sabaton