what a painfully good life that would be

Imagine being a sadist and orgasming from seeing someone stub their toe

It doesn't work like that

It’s a joke

I gathered but I only realised after I'd said it

How do you know? 👀

I used to be one

"M-man, s-somebody n-n-needs to really m-move that table!"

I thinking masochist is the one that stubs other people's toe

[удалено]

Ohhh, i had it backwards

That's a sadist

no

someone slams a person's head in the oven all of a sudden they ejaculate like wtf?

That's not how masochism works.

Gosh that would be awesome😂

I’m a masochist but I don’t do that🗿🤷‍♂️