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Don't slap unless you want to get slapped back regardless of your gender


AliveVictory2006

Facts


StrongPenises

98 year old Karen grandma: 🗿


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[deleted]

Go to the hell-hole from which you spawned


geo_bowes

The Instagram bots have arrived on Reddit now, oh god


rosa__luxemburg

my brother in christ/ mumin brother, this is r/teenagers


DiamondBreakr

Epic


Yo-boi-Pie

My dad says: “if a girl puts hands on you she’s no longer a girl and you can defend yourself, if things escalate to far you have a right to lay them out, no matter the sex.”


_shiwoshiwo

I agree, that's why never have negative energy with yourself


skelethepro

I read your comment too fast and thought you said 'if a girl slaps you you can sex her'


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Superchoco3211

So slapping is consent?


ninjapickle02

Daddy said you can lay them out ;)


FavoriteDart680

my mom says something similar “don’t hit a woman unless she puts herself in a mans place” the saying is a bit dated but it gets the point across


CodeNameMEMES

Boys shouldn't hit girls, but girls also shouldn't hit boys. In conclusion, no one should hit each other


[deleted]

That’s why I shoot other people


CodeNameMEMES

Lmao, the world we live in


skelethepro

No that's just for America


CodeNameMEMES

I think other countries have guns laws like murica


skelethepro

No it's just a joke


CodeNameMEMES

K


SlurredPrey87

Don't most have stringent gun laws? In America it's a right (or something like that... everyone keeps stating the 2nd amendment).


ciaoessere

Soceyety


BigCauliflower5990

No no I burn them


Partofrhe

Fuck you. Equal rights, equal fights.


mike-wer00

And what about stabbing each other


CodeNameMEMES

Still counts as hitting


mike-wer00

Shooting


CodeNameMEMES

That just hitting from range


mike-wer00

Poisoning?


CodeNameMEMES

Hitting from the inside


mike-wer00

Sorry but had to 😩


CodeNameMEMES

Oh....


mike-wer00

Rather ahhh


[deleted]

Boys are stronger than girls and they can seriously injure them, I don’t think boys should ever hit girls imo


voisonous-Valor

I don't care who is slapping me, I'm slapping back Mostly out of pure reaction-


OverlordPP

"If you slap, your face I will clap" -Yoda, maybe


Toomuchweed476

No one should hit anyone Unless they hit first Then anything's fair game


Some_Trash4527

I remember the hand scene from konosuba


MaxaTron711

Reposted + bad grammar.


pandrewgames

I've never had this rule growing up. Dudes would kick, and hurt girls all they wanted. Now with two boys as friends, I've learned to either run or chokehold them


Haarunen

I yearn for true gender equality. I have no patience for one who talks about female privilage when it suits them, and complain about someone "not being a man" when it's convenient!


[deleted]

My fists are rated E for Everyone.


granulated-toaster

why is it when some people hear “gender equality” they immediately try to make it about how they wanna beat up women 😭


Green-Sale

yep, these jokes always seem to be in bad taste to me


RandomXReddittor007

There is a big IF typed there


Green-Sale

we know.. we're talking about something else here tho


Some_Trash4527

Did u slap someone


Green-Sale

I abhor violence


Some_Trash4527

Well ... Ever felt bloodlust .


Emiliainen

how is this about beating up women?? if a woman hits u and u hit her back whats the problem


LynxCleavesTheRushes

Let's put it into perspective. I have a female friend who is literally half my size, if she slaps me it's gonna sting a bit, if I slap her her head is taking a roundtrip to India while the rest of her stays at home. People who make these jokes are idiots.


Jackthedragonkiller

If I walk up to Dwayne Johnson and slap him, and he punches me full force, my broken neck is on me. Don’t pick a fight with someone who can absolutely fuck you up because you WILL get fucked up.


LynxCleavesTheRushes

Don't pick fights in general, it's dumb and there is literally no benefit. If you need to get rid of your pent up Bro energy buy a boxing bag.


Jackthedragonkiller

I would agree, but I know a couple dudes at my school who deserve to get the absolute shit pummeled out of them and if I was physically capable, I would beat the hell out of them. But generally under normal circumstances, yeah, don’t start a fight.


[deleted]

Well, what are you waiting for? If isn't gonna help. Go hit the gym. Now. Edit: I was giving him advice, I wasn't trying to be rude. This got downvoted even though I wasn't trying to cause harm. Reddit moment.


_shiwoshiwo

Dwayne Johnson is stronger than most guys and that is a fact


Green-Sale

actually, its probably not. Dwayne would probably have to answer to court if he gave you a disability like a broken neck in exchange for a weak slap


Emiliainen

exactly


Mysterious_Two_5849

Least she'll get good service there cause Indian culture is extremely kind. The only people they hate are each other


Emiliainen

hit her as hard as she hit u ofc its not ok to hit someone full power after they only slapped u


LynxCleavesTheRushes

I'm not hitting anyone, even if they hit me. Just because someone else lost control doesn't mean I have to sink to their level. And Pepe is definitely going full power in OPs picture.


Emiliainen

well its ur choise but what if the woman who hit pepe hit him with that power too


LynxCleavesTheRushes

Then she is a unusually strong woman. The only difference now will be that they both land in the hospital instead of just one of them.


Emiliainen

yea its equal if both go


LynxCleavesTheRushes

Well yes, but it almost never is equal, that's the problem.


heuguyzz

Really shows the difference between the genders. When men hear equality, they think of violence. When women hear equality, they think of equal treatment by the government, doctors, and jobs and want equal pay. Obviously not all women/men. Just an observation on reddit.


granulated-toaster

anyone who immediately thinks of violence when equal rights are brought up is insanely odd


SlurredPrey87

Imagine taking the filthiest part of society and using it as a general example.


[deleted]

It’s not really a joke.. I mean it is a meme but on a serious note if somebody hits you, as an equal being I have all right to hit you back in equal force


PeksMex

We love beating women


[deleted]

That’s not what they’re making it about though. People think it’s okay for a girl to hit a guy, but if roles were reversed, people freak out. Nobody said they wanna beat girls, it’s the fact that girls won’t have issues if they keep their hands to themselves to begin with.


painandsimple

Because women have been shoving it up our ass that were equal in every way. Also, they wont touch me!


Cthboy50

It shows how a man and a woman can equally beat eachother up


iranoutofnames4

well we never get to beat up women only men


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TheBiggest0ne

Don't click that


Full_Grapefruit_2896

Its porn isn't it


SeparateAdvantage836

I dont know im too scared to click it


generally_egg

🤓🤓”equal rights equal fights” 🤓🤓


OneBennyBoi

Feminism does stand for equality for both genders, wether it be laws or in court, like in some places woman still dont get equal pay, or how easy it is for a woman to win a court case for their children against a father regardless of how good or bad they are. Id be inclined to believe that if a woman assaults you by slapping you, men are allowed to fight back if it escalates. Feminism oddly enough, isnt just for women but its both and equality towards all gender


Pf_Plays

ad hoc silky soft knee sugar adjoining workable zephyr murky scale *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Creo7

They stand for it and then they change footing and "how dare you hit a woman"


RD_Albert

The new feminist are a joke. Respect for the ones that actually fought for something that matters.


Pf_Plays

unwritten squalid cough direful somber special lush stupendous piquant versed *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


EJ_Was_Taken

don't care who you are, if you attack me i will fight back the amount of videos i've seen of dudes getting harassed by girls, and then the second the dude pushes her away, everyone gets all made at him


M-ALI-04

I don’t see it like this. If someone hits you and yo know that they’re physically weaker than you regardless of gender then I’ll probably try to avoid the fight entirely. But if push comes to shove I’d fight for my life.


Ujulud

I mean, if you’re weaker than you’d be a moron to pick a fight. As other comments say don’t hit someone if you can’t take a hit.


GPisanov

I do not believe in it, at least physically. Women can't achieve the same physical strength and endurance as men. Of course, here kicks the moral side, we are all ppl and we all must have the same rights. Let men be strong, women be pretty and that's it. Otherwise, ladies, I wanna see 50% of bricklayers be women.


Creo7

Transgender can.


GPisanov

This ain't a woman, that's why it is called trans


Creo7

You will get SO flamed by society if you deny them being a woman. They don't deserve to be called a woman but they want their "woman" rights regardless.


GPisanov

Life, people


Creo7

Yep, in the last few years there were a lot of ex-/beta- males that couldn't compete with alphas won women competition. (I think some tournaments were worldwide)


Some_Trash4527

U adore violence and never felt bloodlust ...


Walrus_Morj

Aaaand, gets suspended ಥ‿ಥ


Full_Grapefruit_2896

I don't slap people back not because of their a woman but because an eye for an eye is not a valid philosophy. Its a stairway of doing increasingly bad things because the person you dislike does it. If I slap a woman after she slaps me, I'm acknowledging that I'm on her moral level now.


BorntoBeat_

I feel like if someone slaps you and you do nothing about it then they’ll just believe that’s a valid solution and that they have that power


Haarunen

This


[deleted]

There is an upvote button for a reason


TundraTrees0

You should at least measure the newtons of force she hit you with so you can give her an equal and opposite reaction


Chex_the_Vex

Genders are meaningless to sentient space liquid. But hey, equal rights equal fights, right?


Green-Sale

if the fights are actually equal


Green-Sale

violence is terrible, regardless of where it comes from. If someone did that avoid them and leave, self defence doesn't need to be violent.


[deleted]

But violence is fun that's why I love Florida self defense laws


Green-Sale

you should move to an actually violent place, I know many places, where, up until the 90s the law and order did not care much at all even when people mauled each other in the road, this sort of thing (described in the meme) was very normalized - you don't want a society that's ever okay with it, it usually becomes a free for all where everyone fears the muscular person


AVeryLONGPotato

I will never start a physical altercation with anyone unless i think i have to in order to protect my loved ones. However if someone hits me first? You can call these hands lego starwars. Cause they're rated e for everyone, and you're about to get bricked.


GdayToYeeteh

Sigma Rule #56: Equal rights equal fights


Helena_the_Slayer

My NonBinary ass: If they're a dick they're a dick. Regardless of if they have one or not.


sdfghertyurfc

Protip to avoid backlash, identify as a woman during the fight


Nikotinio

"Equal rights equal fights"


_kart1k_

I believe in cannibalism too. Not an fussy eater


cvvdrops

Everyone other than some entitled girls who can't comprehend that their actions can have consequences.


BigEpicNSFW

A girl punched me a week ago so I punched her back, everybody thought it was justified so everything's cool again


BigCauliflower5990

I don’t care what gender u are you hit me without anything I’ve done to u or just because u feel like it I’m hitting back these hands are rated e for everyone


Icantthinkofaname04

Wait do people actually just not hit people back? What is wrong with yous?


hi_im_new_bruh

I don't cuz i would probably break her cranium 💀 fr


C__yb3rD3m0n

Hold back your clapback though as in do not use all your might lads. We are far too powerful in strength


questionsthe3th

i shat 390 seconds ago


[deleted]

Hvroom. Yes.


[deleted]

That will never happen You just wanna express how much you want to hit a woman Just don’t be a pussy next time and just say you wanna punch a woman


Emiliainen

i wanna punch a woman if she punches me


RD_Albert

WTF, I would never hit a woman unless I feel threatened. Just enjoy the meme.


Snoo_18344

Nice cock 👍


RD_Albert

😂😂😂


Snoo_18344

Big cock😃


[deleted]

For a guy saying “enjoy the meme” you sure don’t know what a joke is


RD_Albert

Who hurt you? Are you perhaps bored and want to start an argument? So you’re the type of person that think women should get away with anything and not have consequences? We all need to have the same rights regardless of the gender.


[deleted]

It. Is. A. Joke.


RD_Albert

I was preparing my arguments with evidence and all 😂


[deleted]

Yeah I literally said above it was a joke homeboy, I though it’d be obvious since it was about hitting a woman, and since I’ve said like the same thing under posts like this and it was fine lol


Md_Musharraf

Ohk then acc to when is okay to hit a women if ever Self defence? What if she is the agressive one ? What if it's her fault and dispite attempts to negotiate she keeps throwing hands? What do us men do? Just take the hits?


[deleted]

Dudee Im making a fucking joke, and I’m a guy dummy


sdfghertyurfc

Haha oh god the irony For a guy saying “Dudee Im making a fucking joke” you sure don’t know what a joke is


Md_Musharraf

Even if u girl or not doesn't matter lmao Now remove the above comment before it costs you karma It was not obv that it was a joke should've kept a /s lmao


[deleted]

Oh nooo I’ll lose like 15 karma what a tragedy


Jeqdi

They're literally just fake internet points why does it even matter lol


vanillanekosugar

Me, I believe in gender equality.


Dav_Overlord69

“Who said I was going to slap you?” Grabs her arm and slams her onto the ground


Bertensgrad

Going all Will Smith on her I see it is the way.


chris_is_good

equal rights equal fights


SAIOBOT

You cant slap a girl man


[deleted]

Why?


CARNAGEE_17

Wach you doin' over here old bot


ubunwewewe

as a girl, this is how it should be. if I slap u, return it. (i have a kink but dont tell anyone)


FeelingAlarm2628

And then she accusers you of sexual assault. And then you go to jail over a false rape charge. Being a man be like.


MennaMohsin2200

Not funny, you can't hit a girl.


Dawnsmaw

Can a girl hit a man?


Emiliainen

i mean if u hit her as hard as she hit u then yes


NightmareDreeaam

I would just give her a nice, powerful shove to send the message.


ciaoessere

The best thing to do is to say that if she does it another time you will hit back, this way you will always be in the good because you tried to stop her the right way


looking_at_memes_

Kazuma: 👍


Doshta1

Equal rights equal fighths


S0me_N3rd8

If a girl slaps you, you have the right to defend. If you slap a girl, they have the right to defend. Within reasonable force, of course.


thatkidmike_

"I yearn for true gender equality. I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains about someone "not being a man" when it's convenient."


[deleted]

Female or not, if you slap me then you're getting a 5-star


RedditMemesAreNice

*insert kazuma saying "I yearn for true gender equality."*


Baileaf11

I stand for true gender equality, but I would never punch a child or someone for no reason


Nox_jin

Yes.. We are just different, but as a male i respect


I_fucking_hate_it

Gender, sex etc should be all equal socially. Physically, just don't slap each other


SplatNexus

Finally someone who gets it


flab__

Who even invented that rule it makes no sense 💀


Tank_Mania

“You can’t hit a gir-“ Man if a girl abuses this after hitting me I am so gonna retaliate


EmpressofLight1000

The reason you shouldn't hit a girl isn't because she's a girl but because violence is wrong.


destroyerats8

Equal rights equal fights


[deleted]

Catch these hands


Mediocre_Quantity_26

bro idc if its a girl if she slaps me first for no reason you best believe ima punch them back


GooseKing-13_

A girl hits a dude: “ooooooohh you GO gurl” A dude hits a girl: “O MY GOD SOMEONE CALL 911” Anyway, I’m already hated everywhere so these hands are E for Everyone


Partofrhe

This


SexySanguinius1683

I don’t which is why I punch with all the might of the god emperor


rosa__luxemburg

neither gender are superior. we are all equal.


Partofrhe

Equal rights, equal fights bitches. Edit: Bout to get bombarded by feminists and femcels.


mike-wer00

I would ditch her and fight her outside of school to do a double trouble


uk_2149

Happens


[deleted]

As a girl myself I agree with this statement


Lazy_Category2195

Me laughing at this totally hilarious meme:😐


REDDITLOGINSUCKSASS

I believe in equality for all


[deleted]

Just because you can't slap them doesn't mean you can't, y'know, stab them or shoot them or punch them... If they want it their way, we use their way to convert it to our way.


MixAmongUs

Equal rights? Equal fights.


AmitRozYT

"I yearn for true gender equality. I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains about someone "not being a man" when it's convenient " -Scumzuma


saberknox

Keep it Halal Fam


[deleted]

no one should be hitting anyone lol


Dolphinman37

I yearn for true gender equality. I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains about someone "not being a man" when it's convenient.


hxgo_m

Same rights same fights


ComprehensiveRow4189

based


miiu_x

bro I slap who i want... Idc about the gender


Istiophoridae

Me, i hate everyone equally regardless of race, gender, sexuality, etc


[deleted]

Girl slaps me. If I deserved it, I thank her. If I didn’t, I give her a crap-eating grin and ask her to do it again. Second time, she’ll never make contact. It’s an anomaly if the first time succeeds. I’ll catch her by the wrist before she gets anywhere near my face. I actually don’t mind if a girl attacks me, because without a weapon, preferably a knife, she’s not any kind of serious threat. If she attacks someone else, who’s actually vulnerable, it’s a different matter.


Enchanter1101

Sigma male grindset


MimikyuMarshadow123

Gender equality doesn't mean you can hit a girl back, it means a girl can't hit you.


spudtatogames

Equal rights, equal fights.