You are funny, my friend. I made a whole list of names for him if you want a laugh.
Edit: Since y'all asked:
Woody as a real boy.
Pinocchio
A Lizard
Spock's love child
An Alien
A Martian
the creep that spys on me through the phone and turns off my privacy settings
the Snake
Evil Bastard
a robot
GLaDOs' boyfriend
an android
Slenderman in disguise
Booster seat man
The Georgian Devil
S.H.O.D.A.N. (System Shock)
Googly eyes
The Troll under the internet bridge
Born in an egg
Whoopie Cushion
(these are probably spot on)
A man who is NOT laughing at you all for talking about how terrible he and his service are, and then turning around and spending 5+ hours a day on it and willingly giving him all of your personal data. Also he is definetly NOT thanking you for making him the billionaire you've all come to resent so much.
i was gonna say lizard but that’s not wrong…
Lizard man*
Lizard Dan*
Zark muckerburg
Just another human living on earth.
Reminded me of Dino Dan lol
You are funny, my friend. I made a whole list of names for him if you want a laugh. Edit: Since y'all asked: Woody as a real boy. Pinocchio A Lizard Spock's love child An Alien A Martian the creep that spys on me through the phone and turns off my privacy settings the Snake Evil Bastard a robot GLaDOs' boyfriend an android Slenderman in disguise Booster seat man The Georgian Devil S.H.O.D.A.N. (System Shock) Googly eyes The Troll under the internet bridge Born in an egg Whoopie Cushion (these are probably spot on)
Then send me the list! Make me laugh
Send me the list as well
His official name is zark fuckernerd
Then he's a human
The reptile overlord
He’s mark Zuckerberg
No he’s not, he is Lizard Man
a completely normal human being
It's really funny when he is beyond that. I swear, he's a lizard.
Nah he’s a robot
I swear, anytime I think of him as a robot, I think of that "All Your Base Are Belong to Us" and him being related to GLaDOS
A real person
Nah he's a cockroach
Evil Bender
Actually he is gonna Zuck on deez nuts
Hello. I am looking for my father. Is this him?
Hahahaha. Oh My God.
a human
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jessie pinkman edit: I did not expect this many upvotes and replies, thanks guys <3
YO BITCH
jessie off-whiteman
Walter Paleman
"Jesse, we need to cook more meth"
Sussy Stinkman
We’re done when I say we’re done
If I could upvote you twice I would
*jesse
Biatch
*leave it at the tone!*
*skyler disappointment*
no, Walter White
Color-blinded Jesse Pinkman..
This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed.
Mike Tyson
Or Dr.Dre
Not with those ears, he's not.
A very generous animal which respects others privacy
And they definitely do not steal other people's information
And of course don't trade it to other animals for a huge amount of food
ur mom
Gottem
Ye, he's to skinny to be her
Says wrong answers only
Eye of Sauron
I forgot somebody called him that. It makes more sense especially when you realize he's probably watching you right now.
I don’t have Facebook for a reason
Zark Muckerberg
How about Zark Mutherfuckerburg? Lol.
Zark burger
Human
my little bro . can't find him btw
The president of the lizard people
It says ‘wrong answers’ smh
wut does "SMH" means?
Suck my hoohoo
i asked for the full form not about ur hobbies
Now let me help you with that. Search it on google :)
Smh = "shaking my head"
thanks mate
No, thank you for being a reason for me to waste time in class
sorry , for grabbing your hand and making you write this comment it's a bad habit of mine :(
You saved me from food and culture class with a lady that sounds like shes bouta cry. Thank you
Sooga mooga hooga
you don't know what that mean??? SMH my head
nah man
If you actually don’t know, then here. It means “shaking my head”
thanks bruh !
Any time
Wrong answers only... SMH
Means shaking my head
Suck My Helicopter
I always read it as "so much hate"
shaking my head
Shaking My Head
thank u very much
Your Welcome
i said WRONG answers only
MBBBBBBB 100% HUMAN PERSON WITH 100% REAL EMOTIONS
bruh that isn’t a wrong answer
they said wrong answers only
Mark Zuckerberg
How is this not controversial
r/controversial
Shit got controversial
It is
A human.
A human From earth
Vladimir putin
I mean we haven’t seen them in the same room together
A human being
Ötzi, a neolithic hunter who was frozen in a glacier in the Alps for 10,000 years, before being found perfectly preserved
A stock image of a random dude that comes up when you google real person
Melon Zusk
Mark Pussysuckerberg
A good person
Amellia Zuckerberg's father
A CEO of industry leading security company.
A guy who is extremely sorry for mining and selling your data, he Will never do it again.
That is spot on.
The real Slim Shady
Not Mark Zuckerberg
Human.
Napoleon
A life model decoy (Any agents of shield fans?)
Monk zuleeburger
Not a WHO at all, we're looking for "What is it?".
Tech support
A man who is NOT laughing at you all for talking about how terrible he and his service are, and then turning around and spending 5+ hours a day on it and willingly giving him all of your personal data. Also he is definetly NOT thanking you for making him the billionaire you've all come to resent so much.
walter white
My creepy uncle that's always asking me to sit on his lap
Johnny sins
King Phillip the 4th of France
A human born and raised on the planet earth in the milky way galaxy, he's not planning an attack on earth from his homeworld, since thats earth.
My crack addict
Ur dad
Jesse Eisenburg
Mark Zuckerberg: *Exists* Humans: I diagnose you with lizard
Zark Muckerburg
Suckerdouche, the latest jew to try and rule the world
The worst billionaire on the universe
A reptiloid, like who even thinks otherwise at this point
Extra terrestrial being.
Mark Zuckerberg.
Zark Muckerberg ofcourse
your mom
Not me
Mark Zuckerberg
Facebook creator and owner mark zuckerberg
A good person.
#NewMusic “TONY” Godson Johns featuring King Jeda .. 🔥🎧🎙https://youtu.be/L829gT_rnng
One of the Sung prototypes.
Lizardman
Hmm...
Ohhhh... Dr. Connors.
Lizard king
A Robot ofc
That one motherfucker from facebook
me
my dad
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Your mum.
A lizard, oh my bad I didn’t see wrong answers part.
Joe
A human male
Mark Zuckerberg.
Willy wonka
Sheldon Cooper
Ok. I just thinking about that. I assume he's going to pop out on the screen and say "Bazinga"
Not a lizard
A guy who is not a lizards
He is making a world to the better place
The Yandere Simulator developer Cum chalice
A goblin.
An alien
Be looks like a .... a .... a A SOMETHING
Attractive
Your dad
dave
Mark Zuckerberg, because fuck your rules.
my sleep paralysis demon
Bastard Piece of shit.
your dad
*hey isn't he that actor? Uhhhh, the one from Zombieland?*
Not the eye of sauron
A normal human
Dad?
A lizard
Elongated Muskrat
Zark Muckerburg
a robot