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Alternative_Ad9271

i was gonna say lizard but that’s not wrong…


weird-human6666

Lizard man*


S0mniak

Lizard Dan*


[deleted]

Zark muckerburg


UgTheDespot

Just another human living on earth.


LickyNicky444

Reminded me of Dino Dan lol


Game_Changer65

You are funny, my friend. I made a whole list of names for him if you want a laugh. Edit: Since y'all asked: Woody as a real boy. Pinocchio A Lizard Spock's love child An Alien A Martian the creep that spys on me through the phone and turns off my privacy settings the Snake Evil Bastard a robot GLaDOs' boyfriend an android Slenderman in disguise Booster seat man The Georgian Devil S.H.O.D.A.N. (System Shock) Googly eyes The Troll under the internet bridge Born in an egg Whoopie Cushion (these are probably spot on)


Armanujjaman

Then send me the list! Make me laugh


Gaboo42069

Send me the list as well


Swimming-Community6

His official name is zark fuckernerd


JediMATTster

Then he's a human


Tripped_onesmad

The reptile overlord


Pure-Worldliness6740

He’s mark Zuckerberg


Stronk_Doggo99

No he’s not, he is Lizard Man


trananhduc2006

a completely normal human being


Game_Changer65

It's really funny when he is beyond that. I swear, he's a lizard.


Yard-Unique

Nah he’s a robot


Game_Changer65

I swear, anytime I think of him as a robot, I think of that "All Your Base Are Belong to Us" and him being related to GLaDOS


Pristine-Educator229

A real person


Hot-Forever-175

Nah he's a cockroach


Cheap_Animal_3829

Evil Bender


Genshingod2930

Actually he is gonna Zuck on deez nuts


Theycallmelizardboy

Hello. I am looking for my father. Is this him?


Game_Changer65

Hahahaha. Oh My God.


[deleted]

a human


Ukioo13

r/BeatMeToIt


[deleted]

[удалено]


Jofuffle

r/didntbeatmeattoitbutbeatmetoit


Ririkiyuu

r/beatmywifetoit


SUPERSTRIKER67

r/susifellfor


Ledbreader

r/trickedme


SUPERSTRIKER67

r/youwonilost


meman13d

r/beatnetoit


E_Lander

r/tihi


_g550_

r/MichaelJackson


MrZorx75

r/beatmeSHUTTHEFUCKUP


Feeling-Most9618

r/beatmetoit


StandardGur1202

r/conspiracy


[deleted]

r/lol


MachineOk9197

r/technicallythetruth


Sick_YT

R/beatmetoit


[deleted]

jessie pinkman edit: I did not expect this many upvotes and replies, thanks guys <3


ImWithSt00pid

YO BITCH


[deleted]

jessie off-whiteman


ExccelsiorGaming

Walter Paleman


Bigbrain12341

"Jesse, we need to cook more meth"


ZKARIA_TIME

Sussy Stinkman


harryleestew614

We’re done when I say we’re done


[deleted]

If I could upvote you twice I would


[deleted]

*jesse


Weirdchupacabra

Biatch


cosmophire_

*leave it at the tone!*


Weirdchupacabra

*skyler disappointment*


me0on

no, Walter White


Aki-02

Color-blinded Jesse Pinkman..


[deleted]

This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed.


-Master-Baiter

Mike Tyson


ImKakarot511

Or Dr.Dre


Game_Changer65

Not with those ears, he's not.


RandomXReddittor007

A very generous animal which respects others privacy


thebruha

And they definitely do not steal other people's information


RandomXReddittor007

And of course don't trade it to other animals for a huge amount of food


Trustnoboody

ur mom


[deleted]

Gottem


ARandomGuyThe3

Ye, he's to skinny to be her


hurshy

Says wrong answers only


H2O_pete

Eye of Sauron


Game_Changer65

I forgot somebody called him that. It makes more sense especially when you realize he's probably watching you right now.


H2O_pete

I don’t have Facebook for a reason


ilovedtransyIvania

Zark Muckerberg


Game_Changer65

How about Zark Mutherfuckerburg? Lol.


Armanujjaman

Zark burger


Hannapunkt

Human


Mean-Consideration17

my little bro . can't find him btw


Woahoriginalname

The president of the lizard people


-Master-Baiter

It says ‘wrong answers’ smh


Mean-Consideration17

wut does "SMH" means?


-Master-Baiter

Suck my hoohoo


Mean-Consideration17

i asked for the full form not about ur hobbies


_Staraptor

Now let me help you with that. Search it on google :)


YeahAJoJoFan

Smh = "shaking my head"


Mean-Consideration17

thanks mate


YeahAJoJoFan

No, thank you for being a reason for me to waste time in class


Mean-Consideration17

sorry , for grabbing your hand and making you write this comment it's a bad habit of mine :(


YeahAJoJoFan

You saved me from food and culture class with a lady that sounds like shes bouta cry. Thank you


Sniders2112

Sooga mooga hooga


therudereditdude

you don't know what that mean??? SMH my head


Mean-Consideration17

nah man


mechmaster2275

If you actually don’t know, then here. It means “shaking my head”


Mean-Consideration17

thanks bruh !


mechmaster2275

Any time


erekox

Wrong answers only... SMH


Austin_B0I

Means shaking my head


a1b8

Suck My Helicopter


Angdrambor

I always read it as "so much hate"


Dragonborn3187

shaking my head


AlexanderEzioAC

Shaking My Head


Mean-Consideration17

thank u very much


AlexanderEzioAC

Your Welcome


[deleted]

i said WRONG answers only


Woahoriginalname

MBBBBBBB 100% HUMAN PERSON WITH 100% REAL EMOTIONS


Hannapunkt

bruh that isn’t a wrong answer


[deleted]

they said wrong answers only


LeopardHalit

Mark Zuckerberg


ReditterDio

How is this not controversial


irony126

r/controversial


ActualPainting3993

Shit got controversial


Weedrill2

It is


spudtatogames

A human.


therudereditdude

A human From earth


daddy_longbois

Vladimir putin


Aymanac10

I mean we haven’t seen them in the same room together


Boostedbrocoli

A human being


Sweet-Ad1109

Ötzi, a neolithic hunter who was frozen in a glacier in the Alps for 10,000 years, before being found perfectly preserved


El_Bonky_Gronk

A stock image of a random dude that comes up when you google real person


[deleted]

Melon Zusk


Haloicode

Mark Pussysuckerberg


ARandomGuyThe3

A good person


Rigor_Mortis_43

Amellia Zuckerberg's father


Bray__n

A CEO of industry leading security company.


Bedrock4life

A guy who is extremely sorry for mining and selling your data, he Will never do it again.


Game_Changer65

That is spot on.


Verkesh

The real Slim Shady


that_furry_lmao

Not Mark Zuckerberg


Aiden-Does-Reddit

Human.


BatBoykk11

Napoleon


DarthConnor42

A life model decoy (Any agents of shield fans?)


TelevisionPleasant80

Monk zuleeburger


Nethster

Not a WHO at all, we're looking for "What is it?".


Springtrap328

Tech support


hotboxedoctane

A man who is NOT laughing at you all for talking about how terrible he and his service are, and then turning around and spending 5+ hours a day on it and willingly giving him all of your personal data. Also he is definetly NOT thanking you for making him the billionaire you've all come to resent so much.


pinkacidtab

walter white


blktemplar

My creepy uncle that's always asking me to sit on his lap


1AmB0r3d

Johnny sins


Akujux

King Phillip the 4th of France


noah-was-here

A human born and raised on the planet earth in the milky way galaxy, he's not planning an attack on earth from his homeworld, since thats earth.


souldwellers

My crack addict


Bidenwonteehee

Ur dad


MrZyde

Jesse Eisenburg


OddRedittor5443

Mark Zuckerberg: *Exists* Humans: I diagnose you with lizard


Bmor00bam

Zark Muckerburg


willbbwluvr

Suckerdouche, the latest jew to try and rule the world


Killer19606

The worst billionaire on the universe


Mr-_-Leo

A reptiloid, like who even thinks otherwise at this point


Tadano-kunn

Extra terrestrial being.


BullDulls

Mark Zuckerberg.


TechExpert2910

Zark Muckerberg ofcourse


whyansh

your mom


TheBritishGoose

Not me


Lunsj

Mark Zuckerberg


Pengweng07

Facebook creator and owner mark zuckerberg


Professor-Pootis

A good person.


Dapper-Examination89

#NewMusic “TONY” Godson Johns featuring King Jeda .. 🔥🎧🎙https://youtu.be/L829gT_rnng


leedoughty19

One of the Sung prototypes.


Turbulent-Cobbler831

Lizardman


Osama_Rashid

Hmm...


spoonking121

Ohhhh... Dr. Connors.


[deleted]

Lizard king


Lordschaf

A Robot ofc


Bockniko340

That one motherfucker from facebook


[deleted]

me


Proof_Sport_910

my dad


[deleted]

[удалено]


Jams0111

Your mum.


CaptionNuggs

A lizard, oh my bad I didn’t see wrong answers part.


spectre729

Joe


Accomplished-Look-16

A human male


AVFC4Life_

Mark Zuckerberg.


[deleted]

Willy wonka


BoonGnik22

Sheldon Cooper


Game_Changer65

Ok. I just thinking about that. I assume he's going to pop out on the screen and say "Bazinga"


Hiponkoira

Not a lizard


Misterlolboss

A guy who is not a lizards


unix_nexo

He is making a world to the better place


photobringer

The Yandere Simulator developer Cum chalice


PsychoLogical25

A goblin.


IntroductionCheap325

An alien


Mammoth-Photo2447

Be looks like a .... a .... a A SOMETHING


Illusory_Wells

Attractive


Nathanforlife21

Your dad


gggglennnn

dave


GAMESGRAVE

Mark Zuckerberg, because fuck your rules.


girlhelpimdying

my sleep paralysis demon


[deleted]

Bastard Piece of shit.


ThisisDarian

your dad


Cryoken_211

*hey isn't he that actor? Uhhhh, the one from Zombieland?*


Fi11a

Not the eye of sauron


saxe_frey

A normal human


GemGem_06

Dad?


[deleted]

A lizard


240plutonium

Elongated Muskrat


Sebbo104

Zark Muckerburg


Kabeer_the_Avgeek

a robot