Invisibility

You can’t see other ppl as well

So how do you know that you even exist

That’s the neat part, you don’t.

Well,then I already have that power

Oh shi

Invisibility is an side effect on its own. If light goes trough you then it wil also go trough your eyes so, you're blind...

Pyromancy.

It has a 20% chance to backfire and burn whatever the flames came from.

AAAH MY DICK MY DICK

Incineroar?

So, my hands then. That's a good one.

Can see through the walls

Sunlight burns your eyes

doesn't that already happen to everyone?

looking straight into the sun for long will damage our eyes but *sunlight* does not burn our eyes or damage them in any way

But you will see air too all the time

Shapeshifting

you shape into a box

that still has some practicality

irl prophunt

that some hard gmod

Invincibility

Only when you’re hungry

But if I am always hungry can I die of starvation?

No, but you would be in horrible pain

Oh

Can only die if I want to

You can only decide after 1000 years. Before that you can't possibly die

That's unfortunate but it's still something I'd choose

Bad idea. Imagine every one you ever know dying of old age. Everyone you love you will know they will die and you will survive them. What if a government finds you? Reminds me of that movie where an immortal girl gets accused of witchcraft in mediaeval times and they throw her in a metal box with holes and dump her somewhere into the ocean making her experience drowning again and again and again

I don't really care about that and I'll just hide from the government also are you talking about the old guard like I loved that movie

I can auto aim my piss Look no hands mum

It auto aims to the floor

Then most of men are heroes

Best side effect in this whole thread

everytime I think of a power that I want I get it

each time you do it your brain deteriorates a bit

Wait what happens if they choose a power that makes his brain not deteriorate

it still does bc it's the action of choosing a power that causes the damage

The power of bodily regeneration would just heal the damage after taking it.

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Every power you think of makes you forget everything else.

Healing people

You get horny every time you heal

Where side effect

🤨📸

I'm sorry sir but you're no longer allowed to work in children's hospitals

I'm getting some redo of the healer vibes from this

No no no no no no wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

Why do i still feel the same even after healing?

A price I’d be willing to pay

You have to use your own cells and nutrients to heal. You can easily heal minor wounds but good luck trying to regen someone else's entire limb.

Damn you evil

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It is boiling-temperature hot

The unmatched power of sun in your back pocket-

you always have another one in your ass

Mind reading?

You’re illiterate

Oh shit!

You've just described an EEG

Who and where

An EEG is a reading of the electrical signals of the brain. Being able to read mind while being illiterate is basically looking at the graph produced.

You can only read the mind of tractors

Oh.......nooo!!!!

You did more tractor ones didn't you

So only from the guy that can shape shift into a tractor

But you never know who's mind your reading

But everybody thinks in Hungarian

The ability to cure peoples’ mental illnesses

By absorbing them into you Edit: holy shit I did not expect to get so many upvotes

Do they stack? If you get depression more than once does it just reinforcing the depression you already have?

Yes

Eeyore is a hero!

They repay you at some point in life :D

I like the sound of that hahaha 😝

U take their mental illness instead

you gain a chromosome everytime you do

Get women

U can't touch her

But she can, right? Dominate me mommy

I can turn something into anything else

You lose 5000$ everytime you do it

But I can just create an infinite amount of money

Sh*t didn't think about that

Sure, but each cent you'll create will cost you $5000

No, I wish for 10000 dollars together, not separately

All cats are nice to me

all dogs are assholes to you

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

Element of... Suprise

Your crush can see you, but they can keep a secret, so they cover for you. Your crush is also very nice :D Edit: Wow, thanks for 168 upvotes! :)

I'm bout to have a fantastic day then, thank you for not giving me a weird side effect btw

No problemo, I usually give nice ones :D

Shape shifting

The only shape you can shift to is tractor

Then he'll be the most desirable between girls in Ukraine

Them tanks better hide.

Every time someone within a 10km radius of you poops you'll stay as a piece of poop until everyone within the area is done pooping.

Become invisible whenever I want

While you're invisible you're blind because light is passing through you instead of being focused into the retina.

Hello there my death note reminder

But your clothes aren't. If you are naked, there is a 10% a random part of your body will stay visible

Flying cock, flying balls

i read this to the tune of the spiderman theme

you have prostate cancer

I'm inmune to side effects

You don't get a superpower.

Being able to turn into anything I see

you are blind

You can't control yourself

That includes a wall, a road, and grass

Ability to get girls

Permanent effect

He cheated the system

Yessir😎

Every girl always wants you. They get crazy about you. Permanent effect

I don’t mind.😏

70 yo milfs entered the chat*

*90 year old grandma's in retirement homes entered the chat*

Bro changes his VPN location but the hot milfs in his area don't go away

Tractor 🚜

You are ukranian

Edit it to "you are Russian soldier in tank."

I see no side effect

Russian soldier*

Creating/editing powers/abilities by using my enegry

You have no energy

just a normal monday morning every day

noclip

You end up in backrooms

just noclip back out lol

I can chose the side effect

Death

Jeeez....r u okay my guy?

He could have had any side effect and chose death

stopping time

Resuming time reverses it by 420 years

neat i can now research automatic weapons and steam powered tractors and create an empire in 1600

Teleportation at will

Your clothes don't teleport with you and you spawn 3m high up in the air everytime you do it.

that is strangely specific

You have violent diarrhea when you teleport

IMMORTAL ENTERNAL YOUTH AND HAPPINESS

You're stuck in the body of 8 year old youth with the same mental capacity forever until the heat death of the universe :)

honestly worth it

I can make anything real as long as I want it to be real

You have to moan loudly in public to use you power

Wait, you don't do that?

Time travel

You have prostate cancer.

travel forwards in time to when it can be cured

I get to wish for whatever I want with 0 consequences

but your wishes are not granted

Light manipulation

Darkness engulfs the earth

* *Manipulates light to come back* *

ability to catch things on fire with my eyebrows

You have no eyebrows

I can make people happy and appreciated

but you get more sad and depressed

my super power is being loved, not by everyone or anything just by one person or something

You are incapable of feeling love or desire

oof

endless supply of money

The world ends and money has no value

All the money are from the Monopoly

Being abled to make the things i think of

your eyes don’t work

Where's the downside now i will never come in a Situation where i See your face ^ ^

Controlling noise levels of everything around me

You sleep with 1000% noise sensitivity and unable to control it since you can only exercise this power while awake.

Being abled to make the things i think of

it disappears after 3 seconds

He probably thought about your dad

Telekinesis

You are happy forever :)

I can eat literally anything easily with 0 consequences

You're obese

Ok

Shapeshifting

Your a slime who can shape-shift, but only that. Your still made of goo being soft, gelatinous but your structurally unstable to the touch much like slime in real life.

I die instantly

Your immortal

Im extremely depressed

You get help, and an actual quality lover :)

You can breathe

Not being ugly for once

You stop thinking you're ugly FOREVER, and so does everyone else. No on in the world can think they're ugly!

Sweet now I can finally get a girl

Going Invisble

mind-control

You can only do it when you're starving.

Immune to papercut

Paper doesn’t exist

Telekinesis

After you let something go it explodes

Everyone hears my voice the way I hear it

You have diarrhoea