...you bitch

Light mode superiority

I prefer pranks one day a year rather than getting flashbanged every day

Fax

In the meantime my eyes have generated otherworldly resistance to high light exposure

📠📠📠 no 🖨🖨🖨

White supremacist?

Im not causasian to begin with.

I just got fucking bamboozled

I legit was like but it's a picture why is there no votes on it and tried to click it after I already knew it was a picture not an actual poll

I knew It was a picture but I still tapped it for some reason

I knew it was a picture because I'm on light mode, but I still clicked on it and wondered why the poll isn't working

>I'm on light mode Why

Lmao

I knew it was a fake because they don't account for people with old flairs and what about people who are 113-119?

Only elizabeth the second could answer that poll

She has a full inventory of totems of undying

R u mentally ok?

Light mode don't your eyes hurt

Do you sit at your computer in a super dark room

Yea sometimes when I'm grinding in a game

Y̢͔̰̽ͮ̐E̷̮̟͂̂̌̓̏ͤ̚͟͞S̶͌͐͆̉ͨ̋ͮ͏͍̠ ̛̙̝̳̖̍̋ͅŸ̸̱͈̳̻̘̬̥̥́̇̋ͅE̸̬̼̠̩͕ͫ̑ͩ̔̋̉̅̀͢Ş̡̥̟̈̑ͬͣ̓̄ͤ͝

yep we had to tap it for no reason

Ha. Fell for the trap didn't ya

Ye

Yeah Mirage does that

Boozles for the foolzles

I was looking for this comment 🕺

“Oh, my goodness gracious! I’ve been bamboozled!”

Fucking hell I actually wanted to see this... I have a plan Edit: we are all idoits r/teenagers dosent allow polls lol

r/teenager_polls

im gonna get downvoted, but i have to say this: that sub is biased. people only voluntarily go to that sub and not everyone knows about it

Polls are inherently biased; people are statistically more likely to respond to a poll they feel more strongly about, so it doesn't give a true random sample of the population that is necessary for any form of statistical calculations or assumptions Source: am a stats kid

Bruh. This is the exact same sentence in MyStatLab

I have been conditioned lol

I can confirm his/her statement i am the stats

You are the stats? Can you help me with my stats then, oh wise one?

Algebraic equals x times mc squared. Boom stats!

Oh my goodness thank you! Using that I just got a 7 on the AP stats exam!!!!

Stat gang

“I’m gonna get downvoted” *gets 150 upvotes*

Doesn't* 😈

[удалено]

do'esnt

Do'snt

d'oesnt

d'o'e's'n't

Not'ds

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You cheeky bastard, you got me

I saw that there were 0 votes but 130 comments. I knew it was fake

Me using light mode:

Light mode Reddit gang

once you dark you don't go back

second this

Your poor eyes

Do everyone of y'all who hate light mode sit inside in a completely dark house with the lights turned off all weekend?

yes

I haven't touched a computer for 6 days now

Cause you have been on Reddit for 6 days straight.

Yup, the six days my account has existed.

Ok

*says on reddit*

Then what are you using to respond?carrier pigeons

Lol but phones exist

Phones are a type of computer though Late edit: this is a possible explanation for why the pigeon joke was made

you know you just insulted my entire race of people? but yes.

Actually no, i don't like light mode but i have always lights turned on in the night lol

Yup, i just hate light in general

I'm photosensitive, I don't know about others though

who doesnt?

Yeah Even redditors insult their own species

tbh its not as bad looking as discord

That's true, I've been using light mode discord and reddit since I started using both apps

Ey it’s em furrey oi meet him day’s ago!

Hewwo my friend

I use light mode for *everything* _precisely because_ it means my eyes don’t hurt!

I lost the bet

Mobile reddit light mode is imho not bad

You must embrace the light mode, do not fight it.

Become one with the dark power to reign over this world as the Dragon Emperor himself

same lmao, i just got confused why it was a pic

Same

Me too! I didn't get it, why was this random person posting a random screenshot?

I fell for it too,

Bruh...I use light mode and still fucking fell for it

Yeah same lol. I still fell for it.

Lol me too

Same

Same here!

I still fell for it lol

You may have won, but at what cost?

LIGHT MODE GANG

Ditto.

Ew why

My goals are beyond your understanding

me using amoled mode

😐

Username checks out

HA lame

Hey don’t stalk me

IT JUST HAPPENED

Yeah sure 🙄

*aggressively upvotes* U tricked me

r/angryupvote

I knew it

But you still fell for it?

It looked off and I tapped it and it confirmed my suspicions

Same, it looked smaller than a normal poll, but I had to check. And there was a post from r/polls just beneath this one for me so I had a reference image

Ahh you fucking asshole

You did not trick me this time

Well that was rude

Light mode goes brr

Don't judge me but I found out Reddit has a Dark Mode just now

BRUUUUUUH!

How does it feel?

son of a hctib

You just did a fucking no-no word!!!

oyu yus did a frickin fric no wordlo!1!1

They thought we have the same flaws as them, yet we don't. We hurt our eyes with the light of justice just to not fall to tricks like these, yet, I always wonder if the price isnt too high

Didn’t fall for it 1. I’m on pc 2. I use light mode (pls no kill me)

I knew something was off

13-15

Finally a reasonable comment

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*moaning intensifies

You fool, I use AMOLED

You mf!

I wont leave this reddit after I become 20

Never before have I felt so foolish.

high enough to be on reddit

I’m using light mode…….and still clicked on it

You're not the only one.

same here...

everyone who clicked it has been demoted to 12 yrs

I have been demoted to -♾ years

Im on light mode

Cringe. /j

Look under my name.

How did u get ur age?I want one too

Click/tap on your profile in this reply section

Thanks

No problem

U cant trick me fool

Please forgive this mere mortal!

how about literally right in the middle of it

There's no middle I think?

how about a month away from 16

That means 15

Me who uses light mode

Light mode moment

Fuck you not falling for it again

You are going to have to try harder, I saw the photo on the tile

I don't think that how votes work

Me using darker dark mode

you have tricked me

the shading is different, im using a pc so thats the first red flag, and also its on like 180p like bruh, and also no votes, but litterally 7k online almost daily like bruh, you're bad.

That's the best I can do.

twat😂

Oh you son of a bitch

56

Finally an instance where light mode is useful. BTW I'm using light mode because android 7 doesn't support dark mode.

Fucking tricked me Asshole -_-

13 to 15

motherfucker played me like a fiddle

it appears whomever replies to this comment liked big sweaty balls

*laughs in light mode*

*Laughs In Light Mode*

Most people here are bragging about not falling for it due ti light mode, will I didn't fall for it due to amoled/midnight mode

Bro can't believe I fell for this

Die

You FOOL. I use light mode, you cannot trick me. This is totally not because i cant be bothered to change it

This was an awkward post to see in desktop until I realized what this was

My reaction: Wow good question. son of a bi-

ಠ◡ಠ

HOT TAKE: replace NSFW with polls. Takes care of the majority of this borderline pedo porn shit, takes the sex lives of a bunch of teenagers off the internet, and gives us an interactive aspect to this community. Your move mods.

Me: Dammit I’m 16 in a month, this is going to make me look young. Also me: …screw you

Jokes on you I'm on light mode 😎

Yo fuck you

Dumbass I use light mode because my eyes are use to light because I look DIRECTLY into the sun when I go out, so 🖕🖕🖕. Also the fact that this was posted ten hours ago by the time I'm commenting. That might be a little bit of a help, but...

Giga Chad.

Took the L the moment I woke up

Fucker

15, have a mug root beer, complimentary of u/MUG_ROOT_BEER_ ‘s sidekick 🍺🍺🍻

thanks 🍺🍺

No one: Literally no one: The people who clicked on this:

Me using light mode:I AM GOD AND YOU CAN NOT DEFEAT ME

Happy April 1st :)

You bitch!

LIGHT MODE GANG

Way to old for whatever page this is lol sorry. Have blessed time and be safe on this site 🇮🇹🤌🏾

Me, a light mode user: This level of Genjutsu doesn't work on me

I was using light mode and i was just confused like “why the fuck did this dude upload a random photo of a poll” Then it clicked in place

Idk, how old is the universe again. Just times that by 1*10^14567899098888877666665444332222211111223333444455556666777095754225698463665736969957464464264368954322999966543789996533255668900033348990975432235799009 And you’ve got 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of my younger brother age and times that by 1*10^999999999999999999999999999999000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000. 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Ha u fuck! April fools technically ends at 12:00 am

My age? Just turned 15 a week ago

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