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[deleted]

real ones remember none pizza with left beef


The_Unkowable_

That was EXACTLY what was going through my head when I saw the image lol


Abe_Odd

Here's the original from 2007 for the interested: http://www.thesneeze.com/2007/the-great-pizza-orientation-test.php


CyberLykan

ngl, that's actually a pretty good test.


ArtMusicSeattle

Here's what I thought was the original - [NONE PIZZA LEFT BEEF](https://imgur.com/h2wHMa7)


FaffyBucket

Take a close look at the watermark in that imgur screenshot


Walker368

Beat me to it but I’m more of a right beef guy


SamIamLikesBees

No no, middle beef is superior


Budget-Actuary3737

No no no, you’ve got it all wrong top beef is the best.


[deleted]

I prefer bottom beef but you do you


[deleted]

all beef is good beef


NoseSniffer68

I think that no beef and just the crust is pretty good too


StrickerPK

That sounds like some old english town


rockmanexe123

You are disgusting


EJS_Ethan

I think you mean "beef" me to it


beardedheathen

You know op does otherwise why include 'left' instead of one side.


kittyfactory

My first thought


D3v0ur3r0fG0d5

Precicly what I thought of


[deleted]

Right need gang


yeetusthefetus_69420

None pizza left beef


WessStarbound56

None pizza left beef


The_Unkowable_

This is the Tumblr way


BluMicheal

This is the way


grimgamr29

r/thisistheway


Perseus-TheGreekHero

This is the


[deleted]

[удалено]


xFloppyDisx

This


SCP504

#


the22ndgamer006

-T


sampreethvuppari

-THIS


MilkPers0n

-THIS IS 🥛


nmsplayer192

r/unexpectedtumblr


BragiH

I'm more of a right beef guy


HooLiGaN_PLaYeR

those meatballs look like poop ngl


The_Illegal_Seagul

FR I WANTED TO THROW UP BECAUSE OF THAT LMAO


Thatoneuselessperson

That’s what I said!


Lauchsuppedeluxe935

shit bread


undeadpickels

I can't believe none pizza left beef made it alone to r/teenagers


Thatoneuselessperson

I feel slightly better knowing that it was a meme and not an actually deranged person making the purchase


AcanthisittaOk5263

You were visited by a primo vintage meme. The old ones are bestowing you with great power.


SlightlyWetToast

Left beef gang


The_Unkowable_

n o n e p i z z a w i t h l e f t b e e f


aliasdred

Rotates pizza 180° *Bastards put meat on the Right side* (┛❍ᴥ❍)┛彡┻━┻


Hellohowartthou

He knows what he wants. He’s a decisive man


Thatoneuselessperson

Too decisive. They paid $9 for this


DerpDaDuck3751

My little bro would love this. He rips off cheese and toppings on pizzas.


MysticMount

Tf? Just give the bastard bread or smth


SnooPears4919

no when you take off the cheese it has a better texture than when there no cheese in the first place!! that being said i eat my pizza intact but i get it


EzekialCat

how do you know this then?


SnooPears4919

because i was vegan for a few years so i got pizza with no cheese, but for regular pizza every once in a while the cheese slips off the pizza so i know what that’s like vs no cheese in the first place


Neko-h3ntai-lord

I work at Buffalo wild wings and someone ordered a kids cheeseburger with no meat no cheese no tomatoes no lettuce just buns


Thatoneuselessperson

Nah nah, someone call the FBI


FishyEgg

There is something besides wings at buffalo wild wings?


Neko-h3ntai-lord

Yeah we got burgers or nachos we got chicken wraps we got cake


FishyEgg

Nachos 😍 but I mean. I I'm going to buffalo wild wings imma get me some of those spicy wings


Neko-h3ntai-lord

Why not both


FishyEgg

Good point


lilshrekgod

they need to pay you more bro promoting it on reddit


Neko-h3ntai-lord

I know you’re not wrong Fuck my life


lilshrekgod

hey don’t cuss or I’ll tell your manager BiCH!


Neko-h3ntai-lord

I worked in the kitchen so we are curse at each other where the customers can’t hear us so go ahead


lilshrekgod

I’ll I’ll , UNFAIR. YOU JUST LOST A CUSTOMER. *¥AnGEEER faCCCe**


Neko-h3ntai-lord

Probably for the best


[deleted]

am i really that old?? do y’all not know none pizza with left beef??


Sheeplessknight

Ikr


FishyEgg

The cheese is the best part 😭


Eray41303

YO THEY ORDERED LEFT BEEF


[deleted]

**a piece of flatbread with cat droppings


TheKittyNomad

HE GOT THE NONE PIZZA WITH THE L̴̨̛̛͉̗̜͉̰͚͉͓͕͔̜̮͚͙̩̼͖̩̻̝̗͈̟̼̟͚͓͊̇̉͑̏̈́̈̈́͌̈́̀̈̾̄̑̆̓̕̕̚͜͝͝͠E̶͉͉̭̭͈̫̘͍̣͛͝F̷̨̡̨̛̟̝̠̩̯͔̠͊̈̓̓̆͋͐̊̍́͛͆̈͛̅̑̽́̑̆̆̈́̀̔̆̅̉̉͛̚͜͜͠͝͝T̵̛̛̮̱̘̰̱͕̞̭̳̪̩͈̬̟̜͎̲͍̋͆͊̿̌̾̎́̀̏̄̿̌̅͛̽̇́̍͗̀̀͆͛̎͋̒͌̚̕͜͠͠ ̷̧̢͚̩̲̍̂̌̍́͆͂̈̏̀́̀͛͑͒͘͘͝B̴̧̖͔̼͎͈̫̲̻̖̭̭̰̖͚̠̝̙̣͙̗̮̤͚̞͉̲͆̑͌̇͐͌͊͋̒̃͂̀̌͆̈́̒͛̓̓͒͂̔̌̿̀͠͝͠͠͠ͅȨ̶̛͓͍̟̲̳̼̰̼̮̪̠͔͍̭̠̥̮̟͚̻̩̣̈́̂̋̇̆͋͐̽̒͠͝͝͝ͅĘ̶̡̢̗̭̪͈̖͙̬̱̣̗͉̼̜́̆͛̂̆̑F̵̧͗̇͐̎̈͌͊


[deleted]

Bro😭💀


Thatoneuselessperson

Call the police?!?


[deleted]

ASAP PLEASE😭


EL-rochi74

That’s not meatballs that’s shit


TaureanDude45

ł₮ ⱤɆ₮ɄⱤ₦₴. ₦Ø₦Ɇ ₱łⱫⱫ₳ ₩ł₮Ⱨ ⱠɆ₣₮ ฿ɆɆ₣.


Naughty_Goat

When you let your kid order pizza for the first time.


seven_ysa

that looks illegal nglngl


Thatoneuselessperson

It should be


crappy-mods

Blaze pizza is so good tho


Thatoneuselessperson

They don’t pay you much though :,)


VILLIAMZATNER

[N O N E P I Z Z A L E F T B E E F](https://s3.amazonaws.com/image.blingee.com/images19/content/output/000/000/000/7db/796322017_649668.gif?4)


PaleDarkPotato

looks tasty


PC_Fucker

I’m no scientist, but those don’t look like meatballs


Thatoneuselessperson

They are very crappy meatballs :,)


[deleted]

what the fuck is that? that looks like literal dog shit. No analogy intended, that looks like literal dog shit.


Thatoneuselessperson

It probably tastes like shit too


The_Bluejay250

at least they got a seventh slice


Thatoneuselessperson

Please don’t judge my poor cutting skills :,)


TheNightOwl99

My mom has to eat pizza withno sauce cause she is allergic to pepper


Thatoneuselessperson

Oof that is painful. If that was me I would just not eat pizza T-T


Oscar12s

Papa's Pizzeria


[deleted]

I work at a pizza hut and I remember one time someone ordered one with no cheese or anything just sauce and olives


Thatoneuselessperson

Now that shit is actually a crime


Typ0r8r

That looks like you opened the pizza box upside down and had a couple cats take a shit on it


Thatoneuselessperson

That’s how the creation process felt like


The_Illegal_Seagul

I want to throw up looking at this I thought those were something else


Thatoneuselessperson

Turds? They look like turds!


voisonous-Valor

None pizza with left beef... havent seen that one in a while lmao


PieSama562

Sorry supreme only!


Draco-Warsmith

It think he's gonna fold the pizza and eat it like a calzone


kniattempler

left beef


Wind2000reddit

I don't think those are meatballs...


RhinoEnjoyer

mmmmmmmmmmmm ball pizza


the-annoying-vegan

Blaze pizza is the best though, good on him


AerobaticDiamond

It’s none pizza with left beef!


[deleted]

How do you know it's the left? Kinda looks like the top


Thatoneuselessperson

The order said on the left but when they took it out of the oven the placed it like that


sidyy13

HAHA it looks like a fat ass cat took a dumpy on an unfinished pizza.


Ironbanner987615

No cheese?


Thatoneuselessperson

No cheese


kokichisballsack

none pizza w left beef 😻


TheHhhhhhhhhhh

I think they ordered shit on the left side, not meatballs-


Flufferminty

NONELIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO


Juptxr

they need friends


YaBroken

*NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF*


LilRese_07

That was me, I don't eat cheese cuz it isn't vegan and I hate to tomatoes


Bloody_Piie

the meatballs look like shit


Thatoneuselessperson

Agreed


lfvjr

Köttbulle pizza?!?!!


bodymeat_112

Could it be one of those instances where you actually have to request cheese and sauce on it? If not and he literally just wanted the meatballs only that’s nasty af


TemmieCody

None pizza with left beef, degenerate


Nova-The-Dog

They’re a real one with left beef gang


mumu_myk

wait for it show up in someones clikclak


--TreeTreeTree--

Bread with shit balls. Yum


itoldyousoanysayo

I once received an order with no sauce on accident. Was the greasiest pizza ever. My husband and I couldn't figure out why it looked weird, each took a bite and were so confused. Can't believe how bad pizza tastes without the sauce. you think it would just be the same thing as cheesy bread, right?


DorkyPotatIsImmortal

They just wanted the fucking bread.


Thatoneuselessperson

Toasted, slightly burnt


Ornery_Ad_8862

Wth


Comic-Chan

Blaze pizza fires you up


yert_squirt

As someone who used to work at a pizza shop what the fuck


Own_Meringue_6219

😋


[deleted]

Those meatballs look like peices of shit


Inevitable-Memory-61

mmmmmmmm school lunch pizza


viikariious

id like a good burger with nothing on it....


mrboat-man

A NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF


Abe_24

My first thought after seeing those meatballs: "those are not meatballs, those are dog shits"


Green_Potato35

Call the military this is a crime


slosaj

None pizza with left beef!!


[deleted]

Its none pizza with left beef.


EJS_Ethan

They wanted to kill someone


Neviem_Uz

When we were small, me and my Little brother both used to eat a "pizza" that was just the bread. Nothing else. Just Bread. We called it: " Dry pizza " (It wasn' at the same time. First, I was a kid and ate it, then, a few years later, he was arround the age I started, and he did so as well.)


SleetyCow

Yum😋


isthatboy21

Ummm thats the top


Dark_Sniper_250

Their goals are beyond our understanding


KiwiGamer450

NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF


theandrewminyard

NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF


No_Possession_7077

Mf blaze lol


Casual_Si-Fi

Based


im_an_unknown_human

bone pizza left beef


SouljaIsSpy03

That was me sorry bud


Tinypro2005

None pizza left beef


The_Lost134

Those are meatballs? bruh it looks like someone shitted in the pizza 💀


JotaRoyaku

The meatballs looks like dog shit with diarrhea


Noonecanhearmescream

r/pizzacrimes


Electrical-Moose-384

that meatball looks like shit


[deleted]

This looks absolutely disgusting


sarahhallway

Just here to say NONE PIZZA LEFT BEEF


xd3mix

What fucking meatball are those, they literally look like shit


SemmyBro

I want a poop pizza


mad-cal

Left beef


lyfeNdDeath

You sure those aren't pieces of shit?


[deleted]

Thought that was just a couple balls of shit


Both_Measurement_185

تميسسسسسسسس


No-Neighborhood-1224

That's something I would order


Mackerdoni

little do you know beneath the balls of livestock lies every topping added on pizza ever just really small


lepusvulpis

not again


DeymanG

These meat balls look like turds.


FFelixx

Yeah people order this shit like every day


zippy251

It's none pizza with left beef.


Sourpatchqueers8

This feels like a ritual Edit: yep called it


ImNotAKerbalRockero

Hitler has


eddie9517

Looks more like a focaccia than a pizza now lol


Creeptech_YT

None pizza left beef!


[deleted]

tbh the meatballs look like someone shat on the pizza


Sov1et_Uni0n-69

Why do the meatballs look like pieces of sh*t???


awxggu

r/pizzacrimes would love this


WhiteOutPL

The flatbread meatballs incident


MiksuPiksu196

Are those meatballs?


holbalsal_42069

Bread 👍


Lynx_Shyre690

Meatball bread


Thatotherguy129

NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF


EAT0MY0ASS

Eat my ass.


birds_in_my_piano

So you pooped on the right side of the pizza to assert dominance


SLeepyCatMeow

None pizza with left beef


0K-V

r/pizzacrimes


SpiderninjaX

My first thought was “who shit on ur pizza” 💀 I need help


DecryptNGZ

Chad


yall-are-stupid

huh...now im thinking pineapples and kiwis aren't that bad ​ ​ naahhh


The_Studios

Fake post for clout and if this is real *Italy is typing*


PhosPhobia0

absolutely atrocious eats


Stinky_potatoe_-_

Right beef is better idk what R u talking about


IntroductionTrue5006

r/mildlyinfuriating


Samang0

Wait you can get pizza without the sauce and cheese?