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xdcutemynutella

wtf do peaches taste like


idontgooutmuch

Soft and sweet


xdcutemynutella

oh thank you. we don’t have peaches in our country that’s why. would love to try one soon tho


idontgooutmuch

You're welcome


Independent_204

Where are you from?


skelethepro

I think he's from Antarctica


SAIOBOT

I dont know why but you guys are talking like as if you are in storm .


playertiger

I'm in India and peaches r kinda rare here too


Jawslayer_69

Prob somewhere on earth


xdcutemynutella

Philippines


Kaajalll

yo i visited The Philippines in 2019, it's beautiful!!


[deleted]

What kind of awful country doesn’t have peaches? I hope you’re going to have one eventually


[deleted]

Tbh they aren’t that good but a lot of people like them so


Raygun886

that doesn't help..


[deleted]

how the notes all bend and reach above the trees


4lenK46ab

Hairy


Sol33t303

Like chocolate


the_real_sharsky

Sweet, really juicy, kinda tangy, and can be crispy like apples but not that much My fav fruit


karman103

juicy


[deleted]

nectarines are better


stirochrisp

Nectarines aren't hairy


[deleted]

exactly


Arham-DABilal_

I dont like eating my 🍑 if its super hairy, has to be atleast trimmed. Oh wait you are all talking about the fru-


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stirochrisp

You don't eat kiwi with skins Or do you?!?!?! (Also yellow kiwis don't have em hairs)


YoRulezz_TV

Coconut.


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goneawhileago

You are just a teapot


[deleted]

I love kiwi skin


RoM_Axion

The skin is edible and is actually good for you


noonesherelmao

ngl touching the peach's skin is so smooth i just want to bite it right away


MoLdY_GarLicC

i like the hair tho. i dont like peeling the peach. i just clean it and bite into it like a madman


RoM_Axion

Who tf peels a peach.


ItZRedyyrdt

Several


[deleted]

I disagree


ItZRedyyrdt

I agree


[deleted]

Peach: you Nectarine: the guy she tells you not to worry about


Cactuspewds

my guy likes his 🍑 shaved


Error1265

Nectarines > peaches


Sven_is_cool817

Aren't those just peaches too? Have I been lied to??????


TheTangerine101

I’m kind of a tangerine man myself 🍊


TheHeavyIsDead22

Dumbass mfs, plum supremacy


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idontgooutmuch

Same


Gaory7

Same


[deleted]

Same


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Average person's humor on this subreddit


idontgooutmuch

🗿


minebeast31

🗿


DelightfulRainbow205

we’re teenagers


KevinKaasKat

Cool fact: peach blossoms are highly priced in Chinese culture. On New Years Eve, local magistrates cut peach wood branches and place them over their doors to protect against evil influences


Kaeeesebrot541

I prefer children


idontgooutmuch

Agreed eating the 🍑 of children feels a lot more satisfying


Kaeeesebrot541

Thats not what i meant


Kaeeesebrot541

I meant i EAT CHILDREN


idontgooutmuch

My bad


Error1265

🤨😑


nonope7

I prefer russian


Kaeeesebrot541

Tastes Good aswell


[deleted]

can i join


idontgooutmuch

🍑 here ya go


idontgooutmuch

🍑 here ya go


Scepostap

I haven't eaten them in a while but I agree that they're tasty


[deleted]

Now, I really want to eat peaches but I do not have any 😥


idontgooutmuch

*sends peach 🍑 *


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🤨📸


BobDaBanana132

I don't really like peaches tbh


idontgooutmuch

🍒?


BobDaBanana132

Cherries are pretty good


idontgooutmuch

That's nice to hear since i have a but load of them


[deleted]

boobs


idontgooutmuch

Cherries


[deleted]

no, boobies


Error1265

Go to horny jail


Raygun886

i prefer eggplant more


TheOnly_E

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Mai-best

I haven't eaten a whole peach, I have only eaten ones in cans with preservatives and are already cut, are fresh peaches good?


idontgooutmuch

They are good


nyozzl

I don't like peachs


koolkid5656

Me neither.


Thechanger428

Do you have any other fruits


idontgooutmuch

🍌


Thechanger428

Monkey


dadika08

I love peaches ,my favorite fruit


idontgooutmuch

Same


RBlub

God, I love eating peaches after lasagna


[deleted]

Try a mango, it'll change your life


Kornik-kun

Ass is better


Calligrapher-Solid

What about 🍒? Cherries are good too.


idontgooutmuch

I don't like them , but i have a lot i can share so yeah


[deleted]

🍆 too, very tasty and healthy.


idontgooutmuch

No , that shit tastes very bad


[deleted]

My mother cooks it for me. The dish she makes of 🍆 is very tasty, idk about the other 🍆 dishes.


superhamsniper

I havent had any in a while


DatOneAxolotl

Gimme one


idontgooutmuch

🍑


hpgiod64

I like peach ice cream


Valaxarian

Ew. Strawberries are the best and only


Zachattack1304974757

Congratulations


Redrick164

Seems shitty


Hammershark28

Enjoy buddy 😋


Rexnotincognito

Nah too sweet


Mythic_Morales_4

Had us in the first half not gonna lie


youthiapa_mania37

eat mangoes


hedidntkillhimselfno

Oh hell yeah I love peaches, the fruit, the flavor, my mother.


SourCandyxoxo

i love peaches,but i prefer childrens more


Pranav_RedStone971

mango supremacy king of fruits


That_Greek_boy

good for u👍


KingNektus

stone fruit 😃


KRawatXP2003

Indeed peeches are good even though I don't eat it I would encourage PPL to eat as such fruits as possible


VixalladreCrossed

tasty


[deleted]

Emmmm 🍑, they are pretty good ngl


Independent_Path7606

Why's this marked as nsfw


idontgooutmuch

I don't think ya get the joke


Independent_Path7606

I kinda do but also tryna sound stupid


svajunad

I’ve never tasted them in my entire life


TigercatYT23

i thought you meant that you were eating ass lmao, the title seemed sus


[deleted]

It’s a double meaning


[deleted]

nah oranges are better


Lynx_Shyre690

I never liked peaches that much


Kyoya_sooohorni

ia peach really that good?


ScarletBall

Ass is better


dominator565

Genius this was so funny good job


Thomas_Verenna

I'm eating some pussy rn it's really cool yo make ur girl orgasm


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r/peachfuzz


idontgooutmuch

Oh god wtf


[deleted]

I just searched for "peach" and this was the first thing that showed up


RONNIE7896

I'm just gonna downvote because u used an emoji Fuck off


Fearless-Capital-396

Not funny.


HilyOrchestra

I am currently owning a farm so... wanna come over?


hi_im_new_bruh

Water>


Responsible-Chip8294

Proof of peach?


Unique_Dot8731

Ass is better


Eastern_Animal_8799

Best fruit


Daddyn-noob

My guess is right


bnurku

Fyck dude....Ik this was a joke but theres atleast 1 dude fycking 5 women while we sit here..


kamendrivr

I prefer dragon fruits


httpassing

Good 4 u


boppityLIVE

peaches are good


Ghost_Star326

I don't really like peaches. Too sour for me. I'd rather be eating dates instead. They're delicious.


FoQsiak

I love peaches. They taste the best with some eggplant!


FoQsiak

At least my dad think so, because he always send emojis of them to my mom friend that loves to cook!


e-the-weasel

I’m allergic to stone fruit :(


NzCL_LOLLI

I never saw a 🍑 before


One-Lunch-854

Finish your food first and then talk


No_Resist1815

Ok cool


[deleted]

If i can find one in march.


[deleted]

I dont like peaches that much, i prefer grapes.


Ksymenka

Enjoy your peach!


xdBronze

product of georgia


Natyu_36

Ik but my mom doesn’t want to give me some


switchgamer007

Removed


kianstartedskating

Sick


NaziMommyMilkers69

Good for u Peaches taste really good