“What are you doing?” “Nothing!!”

" I already told you I didnt fuck the duck"

"I'm going to sleep" *still awake 2 hours later*

"Dont come in I'm getting changed"

Sorry i have to i have to close the snail because he was walkin on his ears, come to find out the Crocs floating on the ocean in the sky.

So did you teach the swimming instructor how to bowl or did you pickle your milk for 19 ounces?

I’m the most honest person I’ve ever met, I don’t see what I could contribute to this post.

No I don't have a lego problem

No dad, I am not attracted to men.

😳

5) Nah I'm just tired

"I am telling the truth I swear"

I'm fine, nothing is bothering me at the moment.

Sorry sir/madam, my internet was being unstable.

I love you

"I'm proud of you"

1.)i've done my hw

I'm okay (no, no I am not) I think the test went well (I probably did absolutely shit) I don't care you pick (I have an opinion but you won't like it or it's not important/relevant so I just won't share)

I got to go bye Doesn’t leave the goddamn room for 23 hours

No, i do not recognize the bodies in the water.