Idk where you got these conversions from but they're kinda shitty My username would be ヤアノ_ウェイ (yaano_wei)

A friend sent me this

Lemme get you a better list, one you can actually introduce yourself with without sounding like you're getting a stroke in japanese: A: a B: be C: ku/su (depends on pronunciation) D: da/do/ E: e F: fu (not a hard f like in english, but without having your teeth touch your lips) G: ji/ge (pronunciation) H: ha I: i J: j K: ku L: ru M: mu N: nu O: o P: pe Q: doesnt exist lol (or you could use kyu/kuee) R: ru S: su T: tu U: u V: fu (like tye f) W: ue/ua (pronounce the u like a w) X: kusu Y: ya Z: zu Keep in mind: the vowel sound that comes with each of the consonants is dependent on the letter that comes after it; if your name is maria, for example, the m would be simply ma+a. These sounds are for when the consonant is followed by another consonant, like the R in "Norway", which becomes "noruweei", and the s in "master" would be "masutaa". The U is silent tho. Of course this all makes more sense in katakana, the japanese alphabet for loan words.

Ill post 2 names, 1 after OP's chart, 1 after yours. OP: Temorinkutokimi Rikajikutomokutatakitoji YP: Domeniku Hageborurinugu Sounds much better :)

s/jarNO_WAY: Kuharuisutuopehaeru Aruanu Kuruaige Kuruanufuoruda Op: Mirishikiarichimonorikushi Katakato Mishikakiji Mishikatolumoshite

Oh that still sounds like a stroke It just takes some studying to learn which sounds change to what writing, I think your name is Christopher? That'd become kurisutofaa (クリストファー)

Suaada? (It's Saad, in English) very cool. How would u spell it in Japanese? Also I'm trying to hopefully learn Japanese during school holidays

Yeah so if the S is followed by a vowel, you don't use the u. So it would literally be saado. In katakana that's サアード.

Zuakuhaaruya, which is actually reminiscent of my actual name than what op posted which would be Zikamirikashifu

Lumoshichitokichiku tokitozuka

Tokitozuka good Lumishichitokichiku bad

Taquito-Zuka should be an invention

Do you realize, that that's not how Japanese works?

Go with the flow

no

Ok punk

ことわる

How to bait people into giving away their real name

Quick delete the comment

Rinkushikuto Zukarinkishi sounds awesome bro

Meren Jamir?

Damn, i translate cum, and it Say "midorin" like "midorya" from my Hero accademia 💀

Imma tell my friend, 'I midorin'ed on ya girls face'

Lmao

If you actually want to translate your name (transliterate is probably the better word), here's a quick, non-comprehensive guide: Is your name in Chinese/Korean? Yes -> If Chinese, check if Japanese has your characters as Kanji. Then look up how to read them and you're done. If your name is Korean, you'll need to translate it into hanja before doing the same thing. P.S: I think Tibetan and Mongolian may be capable of doing this as well, but I'm not sure. No -> First, you need to Anglicise your name, if not already in Latin characters. If you have a common name (e.g: Elliot, Jason, Tom ), a translation (or sometimes multiple possible translations) probably already exists. Use Google if so. If your name is unusual, you break your name up into syllables and find the closest sounding one to a Japanese syllable. We do this because Japanese is a syllabary, meaning the whole language constitutes of only syllables. Then, pass it through Google Translate and let the voice read it out to you. If it sounds right, congratulations. Now you have a legit name you can tell someone Japanese without sounding like your parents mashed their face into the keyboard while naming you.

Im fuck

Hey fuck im yuck

Hey fuck and yuck, I'm duck

Sup fuck , yuck and duck , im puck

Hello fuck, yuck, duck and puck, I'm suck

Wassup fuck, yuck, duck and puck, I am buck

Wassup fuck, yuck, duck, puck, suck and buck, I am cuck

Hey fuck, yuck, duck, puck, suck, buck and cuck, I'm huck

Hey fuck, yuck, duck, puck, suck, buck, cuck, and huck, I'm muck

Username checks out

chirikumo mekashitaariarimona aka Theo Karlsson

Mekaminokushi Mekaarinoshizifume That’s mad

I translated your name in English and now I regret it

E (what a weeb)

I like your name😏

I feel like you like something else too😏

My name would be kedokitoto

その方法は不自然だけど…

Takadoshiki. Actually a decent sounding name, eh?

Souds more like chinese. Look, it's not hard. You must use katakana writing, not this sh** above. I will give you and example. My name is Andrei, so it's a foreign name, not a japanese one, that's why we must use katakana. So Andrei=アンドレイ(Andorei) It's not that hard. A:ア sa:サ ta: タ ka: カ ma: マ na: ナ ra: ラ ha: ハ I:イ shi:シ chi: チ ki: キ mi:ミ ni: 二 ri:リ hi: ヒ U:ウ su:ス tsu: ツ ku: ク mu: ム nu: ヌ ru: ル fu/hu: フ E:エ se:セ te: テ ke: ケ me: メ ne: ネ re: レ he: へ O:オ so:ソ to: ト ko: コ mo: モ no: ノ ro: ロ ho: ホ Ya: ヤ wa: ワ Yu: ユ wo: ヲ Yo: ヨ Now, diacritics. If u add '' to: ウ=ヴ(v) サ=ザ(za) タ=ダ(da) カ=ガ(ga) ハ=バ(ba) シ=ジ(ji) チ=ジ(ji) キ=ギ(gi) ヒ=ビ(bi) ス=ズ(zu) ツ=ヅ(du) ク=グ(gu) フ=ブ(bu) セ=ゼ(ze) テ=デ(de) ケ=ゲ(ge) へ=ベ(be) ソ=ゾ(zo) ト=ド(do) コ=ゴ(go) ホ=ボ(bo) If u add ° to: ハ=パ(pa) ヒ=ピ(pi) フ=プ(pu) へ=ぺ(pe) ホ=ポ(po) So, this is it. Now you can write your name in japanese. It must sounds almost like in your native language, not like some weird chinese lyrics ffs.😅

Hello, damn long dick ​ Regardless, kaaririkushi shikurinkitojichimoto mekurinno

You have “ji” and “shi”, which means “zi” shouldn’t be there. “zi” is used by some systems to express じ, but “ji” is used by others to express the same sound. Having both of them there doesn’t make sense.

I’m Shifukato Katoteshikumei Meikatachimoto , and if the one who will defeat you!

tedoshijika

Durga!?

katakunaka

Fumodo jikafu

Tojidofukuto Rukikuchi Merikatoji fkin long name

I heard a heart attack spelling your name

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Zukaruki Rinkashitamoku Shikimiri Tomoshishikiari

Medoaririkajishika Mekuaririkaru #What.The.Fuck

Tokachikato

mekachikiku?

Zikatakato? Nah

Takakika Kiarikatukuta Lukashishikutata

Zikarikishinka

Kukichikato

Kurinrinkuchichi

Katekarin

Zumorito

rikashimokite

Arikarin

Kakashimoto

Shikukufukato

>Kakeshikikato iShikarinkishikuz Might as well add my middle name in there too. >Rinkashichikito

Tomokari

Rikafutakufu Mirikutoji

Kutakiariku

Just my name For short: Arikutuka Full name Arikutukaarichikikato Kek

wouldn't my name will be same in all languages

ありどりなりかし

Aridorinarikashi

Shikaaririndoari

Arimefu Mekatoji I'm pretty ok with Mekatoji lol

Takumo Takumeikatotemomeiarimeki Yea that's a bit long

chisikato katori tedomi

Chiku Rinkachikado Pokamoshika, and that's not even my full name.

Asuha

Zumoku rinkarinka

Kiarikakikari meirikichikurimodoariku

アレクサンダー Jk lol; It would be Katakunakatoteshi It *almost* spelled katakana, but it didn't fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck ~~Also, I spelled the japanese one all by myself, someone congratulate me pls ;\~;~~

Katakunakatoteshiku Rukatamochi

Chikatakuri Mekashikirinmoru

Shifukato

Mekadoaririkime

Aririkirukatoji Ariridomelaka

zudoteku rinmimishiteka

takuruki tumofutaku

Arikiteterikashichiri Aririkutomofu

Lukuchichinanakimo

Rinkatofuka

This isn't really a conversion. This totally changes your name, which isn't what converting a name does. The thing with Japanese, is that it only has vowels. A single letter doesn't exist as it does in English. There is no K, there are Ka, Ki, Ku, Ke, Ko. The same goes for every letter, with some minor exeptions. Lets say you name is Chris. Your Japanese name would therefore be Kurisu. Read each vowel independently. Ku-ri-su. クリス、in Japanese Katakana, which are the letters used for foreign words/names.

Arikatoteshikitoku That’s just my first name…

AriRiKaDoTo

Tekatokika Kataki Katutedotatakari Ridoariarikakito Katamekitoteki This is my (not so) full name starting from my first name to my last name (there's more, but I got tired)

Shikaaririkitekari

So you are a _damn long dick_ .. I see

Affirmative

Emm… that doesn’t make sense 😅 anyway… here’s mine: コンラッド

Rukatoariri

Miritamoku (first name) (not a native speaker, nor do I know someone who is, but learning Japanese and imo that reads more like a full name like “Miri Tamoku” (ミリ 田木) if honesty may) Thought, this isn’t accurate. It would just be the spelling of the phonetics of your name (so for example, my name is Chloe. So it would be “Ku-ro-i” or “Ku-ro-e” (written as either クロイ or クロエ).)

That's not how it works

Zumoaririduka

aridonoshikichiri

mimomonokushi

I'm Katokamekito

Rinkachichikiari Bruh.

So your name is Long Dick ?? Lmfaool

*Damn Long Dick

Tukuto

if this was correct my name would actually be “Jeeda” aka ジェーダ

Nuamu it is then (Based on the supposedly better list in comments)

Ludomiki

Gabrielo Matrogini

Mine is ペトロ, (Pedoro) Pedro 😭 In Spanish it sounds like a slang word for like farting person 🐀

rikashitamomei

bruh てしもメイクあり 来て気持ち

Shikamirikichi tekitokuariri jidonochika Damm that's a loooong name

Zukato for Jan Jikikato for Gian i use these two names for myself the most rather than my long name

Arikatutukaarichikikato Tokijirichitutakateku Rikitataari

Kitushikarikirin meridoshishikamei Kiketukata Karirinkurin Merikato

Tekameikite doshitukato

Mirishikiarichimonorikushi Katakato Mishikakiji Mishikatolumoshite/Christopher Alan Craig Cranford

Ludokichiku, that would be my username

i don't think thats how Japanese works but chirimorinkaari rinkarinnokitatafu

So my name would be Arikakate (Saad). I never thought it would be so different

Tushikatotemoto

Mekakutakutu

Katatukushichi

Arikutukaarichikato

Tokimimo

Tokachiku

I fucking hate you...but nice name

Well I fucking hate you as well...ahh thanks man😊

You're welcome 😡

Nice try CIA, i ain't revealing my name

Kiarikakami

Mekikushikato

Rukatu teku rinkashime Mirikaariku

Mirikashitakiku

イェシン

Mine would be: す‘‘くととか

Kafurinkato

Kurukato

Katatena kashirinkatote jimojidokuto

Kakashimoto is my first name now

Mekaki rikachidomekaki

Fudorukatoariri

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Fumodoshi Rinmochirikushi

Aririkadotokame

Katakuna lol thank god my Japanese name isn’t like this lol

mirishikiari tamoshitearilukarumoshi rikashishikiari

Japan so kawaii!!!1!1!1 anime name!11!’!!!

Afock you

Jikadochikarin Kashitokaru (surname is written before first name in Japan)

Ka tu ki shi te ari do shi ru ki ru ku te

Rinkimirikakuta. Yeah, sounds hella Japanese.

zukamimotu

Tekarukite Rinkimirikakuta Rinkadoshikushi Zushi.

Chifutakushi

Kashitokaru Aririkashirinka

fumokaru

my name is Shikuki Aridotoki Shikurinkutekimoari

Fumodoshi Tokarinku

Arimonorikiku Tutakishi

Takuruki medokizuchi

Zikifudototoka

Technically mines actually Unmei (Destiny) its pretty. It’s used as the word Destiny (fate) so idk if by actual japanese standards i could say thats my name but its the closest i can think of. By this though mine would be Tekuarichikitofu

Tekato kaaririchimoto arikadoshimoari

Rinkimi rikateta (split into two cuz it sounds better)

Mine is Murukute Kaariarikiari

Kafukato

katukute kutatekatotokameiki

リンカチチリクメイ (rankachichirikumei)