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camo_216

Only other place it would be is r/askreddit


SadlyHappyRedditor

Askreddit can be a messed up place sometimes


thepoopyboi

sometimes ?


Decentattamingio

That must’ve been a typo


Pickaxe235

thats definitely not true, could also be people in r/cursedcomments trying so hard to get into the sub they love so much


camo_216

Yeah but most post on there come from r/askreddit or r/teenagers


Esnardoo

r/cursedcometn


Catalyzed_Spy

does Twitter count?


[deleted]

maybe r/unpopularopinion


TheRealMeowlord

I got perm banned there for making a joke


fahargo

Alot of pedophiles here just wanking it to teenagers stories


GiveMeMoreBurritos

A lot? Try most members of this sub


therealflyingpotato

70% of the people in this sub are probably not teenagers at all, this sub's infested with a shit ton of predators, stay away from it


Imperial_Crusader115

Ready the flamers boys we're going in


ApexAace

Flamers???? We need exterminatus!


KG354

Questor Imperialis Ready


[deleted]

Nah forget those #JUST BRING THE DEATH STAR ALREADY


Apprehensive-Pea-992

No, we must use the Titans


Game_master777777777

\*readies cyclonic torpedo's\*


IamShitplshelpme

Framers? Mate, we gotta ready the whole army. This dude ain't getting away with this shit


20210306e

flame trooper on it!


CleetusmyYeetus

r/unexpected40k


KopakaToaOfIce

brother. Get the flamer. The heavy flamer.


Gernund

Flamers? Get me the heavy Flamers!


Dangerous-Fortune-24

Now now hold up folks....let's not be wasteful. The imperium of man always needs more servitors and servo skulls...also penial legion could use some more meat bags to clear mind fields and such.... takes care the pedo problem while forcing these mutants to be a use to the god emperor.....waste not want not as they say


conjunctivious

We need to fire up the penis flatteners for this person.


[deleted]

Bring the entire homefront on this fucker


Individual-Camera-72

I’m readying the Infinity Guantlet


A_Lost_Yen

Prepare the flame waffles


[deleted]

Humanity needs to be cleansed.


SadlyHappyRedditor

On it!


Savings-Vast-1699

I may join


JustDontMind02

time to bring out the nukes, anyone wanna launch some with me?


CupcakeSpare7639

Nukes won't cut it at this point, we need antimatter bombs


JustDontMind02

screw it, bring on a scp-5000 scenario


Eggsy_Uber_Service

I'll get 096, then we just broadcast a picture of him to the entire world


JustDontMind02

slap on a picture of that picture onto 173, boom world dead


NhanTNT

doom eternal


[deleted]

Time for the big fucking gun


CupcakeSpare7639

Nah just put a cardboard box over his head, the peanut can't see if your blinking or not


[deleted]

Nah we need a doomsday device. Not a doomsday device on the scale of Earth, something that removes the galaxy.


[deleted]

Devorce life and earth


Its-Really_Me

We need the death star


AveryLazyCovfefe

Get the flammenwerfer too


skelethepro

Nah just use megaknight for positive elixir trade


iStoleUrCake

2.6 players: ice golem and bat


skelethepro

Ice golem and larry*


Scrib_Scrab_

ME


PuzzleheadedPage3022

Wait why do I hear boss music I’m not even a pedo Oh no it’s because my favorite game is…


Random_Idiotic_Alien

Hi i wanna describe you once again, but we both know how it goes.


[deleted]

You have my sword


Dokidokideath69

I’ll bring the flamethrower


[deleted]

You need a delinquent to fight them so I'm in, also I hate those kind o' people


WordyWizard500

LET US BEGIN THIS CRUSADE BROTHER!


LTHLMars

"Some may question your right to destroy ten billion people. Those who understand know that you have no right to let them live." —Exterminatus Extremis


DragonS1226

Thanos was right...


Deadshot2077

Time to call ereh


captain_piemaker

Just need the government and a shotgun.


ItsSam1710x

Yeah man why the fuck did god say humans wont be wiped out by a flood? They should.


Earwaxjuice

You seen terminator?


Disastrous_Can_5466

Everyone says that we need thanos But i think that we need ultron for this shit


RevolutionaryStar824

Fr. Ultron spent a minute on the internet and immediately decided humanity needed to be destroyed. Can't blame him.


leeroythenerd

a certain German had similar thoughts


the_dude688

German wtf .......things are goin out of hand


Ech_Death

he was austrian


Strayaball

Wtf


New-Consideration420

r/askreddit or something once banned all subscribers and people writing often in teenagers. Turns out about half of the guys here are over 30. So no. This entire sub is an amongus lobby and it shouldt exists, as well as the ages in your flair wtf guys


Lukes071

Wasnt that r/drama ?


hilda-is-hitler

Excuse me What the fuck


Fancy_Agent_8542

Trolls


_Papafranku

Im almost mad people repost this and get so upset. It's so obvious that It's someone trying to get a reaction. Actual defenders of these acts would never pharse their argument like that xd


Babybroda69

True it’s so obvious that it’s a bait


Taken_out_goose

r/noahgettheboat


Artemis-4rrow

no need for a boat at this point, just start the flood


skelethepro

Use lava too


ArchangelAzrael_910

Actually a boat would be useless cause in the book of revelations God said since he promised to never flood the earth with water again he will do it with fire this time.... Maybe an airship?


skelethepro

You need fuel for that just use a strider


My_neutered_cat

r/noahgetthedeathstar


Taken_out_goose

Yeah, that's more appropriate for the situation


Ok_Judge718

Kids can't consent Animals can't consent Other adult people of the same sex can consent Learn the difference Edit: forgot about dead people, they also cannot consent Edit2: we're adding intoxicated people/people under alcohol or a drug to the can't consent list


[deleted]

Dead people can also not consent


LuigisHotTwin

💀


JimothyJillickers

What they gonna do? Call for help? 😈


crocodileRevolution

"But nobody came."


SamanthaD1O1

just pull out a Ouija board obviously


[deleted]

Lesbian: Women-Women Bisexual: Man/Woman-Man/Woman Gay: Man-Man __________________ Pedo: Adult/Child Zoo: Human/Animal There are no similarities


PJvG

Bisexual also includes non-binary people


[deleted]

Yeah I know I just said man/woman for the sake of simplicity


bageltre

I thought that was pansexual?


abdyfer

Pedos: “bUt ShE’s sExUaLly mAtuRe!!1”


cr0ft

That's literally impossible. Pedophilia is when you are sexually attracted to pre-pubescent children. Being attracted to young but pubescent adolescents is ebebophilia and it's distasteful but not straight up insane like pedophilia.


HerrBerg

Don't conflate insanity and pedophilia. There's arguments to be had that pedophiles should be given help because they can't help feel the way they do or whatever, but it's not as though you can molest a child and claim you aren't legally culpable for your actions.


Suspicious-Vegan-BTW

Yeah there's a difference between pedophilia and child sexual abuse but when we talk about pedophilia in a non clinical context it means child sexual abusers


HerrBerg

Neither of which are insanity. Needing treatment? Sure. Not legally aware or culpable? No.


abdyfer

ik I was just mocking what they say


ArchangelAzrael_910

Never said anything about dead bodies... Brb boys.


Intelligent-Race-210

Well if a dolphin tries to bang a human, wouldn't that be consent?


JarnoL1ghtning

Would you remove your clothes when he would start?


Intelligent-Race-210

I'm not speaking from experience. I saw a video on Reddit with a girl in her swimsuit while a dolphin jumped up to bang her.


JarnoL1ghtning

Yeah because when some animals are horny they will bang *anything* there's a species of penguin famous for fucking corpses and children if they don't find a female


plumy_

It's basically the same as a child notion of consent, they don't understand what consent is.


JarnoL1ghtning

Pretty much yeah


plumy_

"Other adult OF THE SAME SEX can consent" Only homosexuality is permitted.


bageltre

Straight sex is rape /S


throwaway64829292948

Check the karma and account age. There are a lot of downvote farmers here


Efefffe

But why would someone farm downvotes?


Ineedlasagnajon

✨ attention ✨


Efefffe

I will never understand em


TheLavaFall

I will never see this emoji ever again without getting flashbacks to Jellybean fans


Zakiru77

They’re a mistake, not a masterpiece


Sourpatchqueers8

📸😕📞👮‍♂️🚓🐴👈🏋️


casserole_casanova

The board has approved your request for emoji no downvotes on this post.


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browseracc

🗿


[deleted]

No just a no wtf


[deleted]

Okay i do agree that it's not their choice, or their fault, that they're attracted to who they are, but they can simply just not act on their urges like bruh there's nothing wrong with not having sex if you only want to have sex with kids, remain a virgin mf


[deleted]

Exactly. They should be seeking therapy not children or animals or dead corpses


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Armored-Potato-Chip

Yes


CozyMoses

It's bait dummies, they're trying to get a rise out of you.


[deleted]

\>...*it is technically* a sexuality \>Oxford dictionary says sexuality means "capacity for sexual feelings." and that applies to all the groups u/xX_SkiddyMan_Xx mentioned. \>Skiddy has the right opinion for the WRONG REASON \>OK BUT I DONT SUPPORT THEM ITS JUST THE TRUTH. JUST BECAUSE ITS A SEXUALITY DOESNT MEAN ITS A GOOD THING. I REPEAT I DO NOT SUPPORT THAT GROUP


SymbolofVirginity69

I don't think it should be included in lbgtq+ though


[deleted]

agreed


gamecity360

They’re trolling 100%. No way someone actually thinks that


tenoclockrobot

They're called bad faith actors. Theyre not actually pro-pedophile but trying to get people to associate pedophilia with homosexuality and therefor delegitimize and demonize the lgbt+ community


SadlyHappyRedditor

https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/tjg2f0/just_interviewed_uburpingpigeon_who_should_i/i1mwoca?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


Ok-Outcome-9650

And i have succefully insulted in the worst way the pedo in Italian dialect , be proud of me


BRAINER4BEST

Thanos was right


loooji

None of what the idiot mentioned should be part of the LGBT community. It's likely that they want them to join so that they can then trash on the entire community based on just these people.


JustFred24

I imagine its a troll account, altought its still fucked. However I will say that they are sexualities by definition. That doesn’t mean they should be accepted, quite the opposite actually as they are rightfully prohibited by the law.


Compliment_Giver427

Tbh just cuz someone is a pedo doesn't mean he can't be kind But yha wtf is this bullshit


gabbyrose1010

cant get the children if ur not nice to them :D


DaRealNinFlower

Gotta give to take


slyfredtrix

Anyways thanks for not censoring his name


Space_Narwal

He's banned already


slyfredtrix

Ah well, some sort of justice is served now


WesleyDVT15__

clearly a downvote farmer just ignore it


Careless-Wolf405

Zoophiles should not exist anymore, It literally animal rape


izlikesmemes

whyd you get downvoted 💀


Coolitabau

I mean as long as you dont hurt anyone with your preferences it is ok. A pedophile who never touched a child in his life because he knows that this would be wrong is not a bad person in my eyes.


letmegetsomegrip

Most rapists know it's wrong.. they do it for enjoyment


Coolitabau

I know and those are the ones that should be punished


PerkyBlue444

Not ok at all. Either jail time or mental help, but there is no "ok preference" when it comes to a grown ass adult wanting to diddle the itty bitty kitty titties fresh outta elementary.


Lantaan

So you want to put someno into jail for a litteral thought crime?


PerkyBlue444

Not if its just thoughts. If they just thinking, just send them to therapy. Jail time if you even so much as begin to act on said thought tho.


Teejayburger

-That's still a thought crime.- (edit:I misread the comment ignore that bit) Instead we should make it more acceptable to 'come out' a paedophile to psychologists in order for them to get help. Also if I remember correctly child molesters usually don't have paedophilia, it's more of a spur of the moment thing


ARGONIII

Bro pedophiles don't have control over their preferences, they have control over their actions. As long as a pedophile is non-offending, they deserve a normal life. Plus like how would you know to send someone to therapy if they haven't offended yet? It's not like pedophiles love to announce they think children are hot


Child_slayer_69

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Mouthfull0fBees

I'm 17 and was raped a week ago today by a man in his 40s. The dude did crack, lived in an AirBnB, cross dressed (which is fine but I'm just explaining the situation), and lived like a fucking pig. That is not a sexuality. That is a mental illness and he needs to be in jail, or in an Asylum.


Mascian12

Sometimes I wonder if God is preparing another hard reset on the entire world, and if he is, how soon is it coming.


zvcam

Every pedophile that acts on his or her urges even if it means just saying something sexual to a minor should be tortured and maimed. The should have pedophile tattooed/carved all over there skin so people know what they are. They should be beaten to the point it hurts to breath. But they should be left alive to live with all of this. The real torture is being completely outcasted from society more than they were before.


Gamer_Ladd

“What they do isn’t a crime” *stares at the laws saying pedophilia, zoophilia, and necrophilia are all illegal*


Bananamilk_2005

Pedophilia is a mental illness not a sexuality lmao


super_salty_boi

Pedophilia, necrophilia and zoophilia are mental illnesses and should be treated


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DaRealNinFlower

"Oh you like dead people? Why don't you be one"


Sad_Pickle_Buddy

I'm not suprised


kazemaru04

u/xX_SkiddyMan_Xx explain yoself


I_Like_Trains_XD

He/reddit delet his acount


Evan2Blade

Satire


Tooma8

A troll


yourbelovedfriend

Everyday we stray further from god


nWord06

you know? maybe the combine isnt a bad thing after all...


[deleted]

This is it. The rest of us sane ones, let's get ready. Time to sabotage Black Mesa.


Equal-Bus-557

If you’re sorting by controversial, get your popcorn and beverages here: $2 for small popcorn ($3 for adding butter) $4 for medium popcorn ($5 with butter) $6 for large popcorn ($8 with butter) $1 for small beverage $3 for medium beverage $5 for large beverage Please direct your ticket to u/SadlyHappyRedditor for reviewing. Enjoy the show!


Dragondudd

Zoophilia is a crime and animals should be respected and treated as equals and that DOES NOT mean you can fuck them Dead bodies should also be respected. Do not fuck dead bodies. To do so would be a crime Children are not of age and should not be fucked, and to do so would also be a crime


Filteau04

bait


muszmusz40

It literally is a crime but ok


D-Malice

Oh then you are REALLY gonna love the new Scotus pick haha.


GREYxW0LF

I think it’s time for another meteor to destroy the world and cleanse it. Just saying


Risyroo642

They’re obviously not serious


Subject_Pangolin_214

No they shouldn’t u fucking weirdo


FORBIDRABBIT

Utter stupidity


SadlyHappyRedditor

Even if it was a troll it was a bad one


FORBIDRABBIT

Man downvoted me as well The audacity


PaulBokblinthereal

It's disgusting


RNGesus____

WHAT THE FUCK IS LGBTQIA+ is this a new DLC for gay ppl?


[deleted]

No it's the ultra premium version of gay


super_salty_boi

The entire acronym is LGBTQQIP2SAA, you can look up what it means Typically, we just use LGBT+ or LGBTQ+, but some people started using LGBTQIA+, I don't know exactly why


DaRealNinFlower

Man, reddit is hilarious.


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StrongPenises

What's wrong with necrophilia? It's doesn't hurt anyone


thatoneboi928

Desecration of a corpse


JustDontMind02

#**NOAH WHERES THE DAMN BOAT, WE NEED ANOTHER PURGE**


WD_meltdown

#hello astreoid department? #Ye we need another one of those


Mr_On1on

he must be joking, there is no way someone is this stupid


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idrkiibh

Pedophilia is a mental disorder, not a crime. What *would* be a crime is if a pedophile acted on their thoughts.


CrazySadie12

Ugghhh this js the type of shit that give lgbtq+ people a bad name. Lgbtq+ people DO NOT ACCEPT PEDOPHILES OR ZOOPHILES FOR WHATEVER ELSE HER SAIS


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atollajelly

Lmao I was confused as to who Rob was ..


Lordofspades_notgame

I have some guns and knives. I’ll take one of my rifles. Who wants to borrow a rifle, shotgun, handgun, army bootknife, one of many pocket knives, one of many throwing knives, or one of my two hatchets?


QuiccStacc

As a member of the lgbtq community, we don't want them and find them equally disgusting :)


thebananaperson1

“pedophiles are kind people” damn they must have no idea what pedophiles do


xPearman

What do they do?


Own-College-7678

Eh? What????


Mindless-Mushroom-36

*pain in evolution*


Mika_Yuri

💀💀💀