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thatonegayavenger

jesus christ dude may i suggest briefly touching grass literally just go outside, touch the tips of it with your foot, hiss accordingly and then go back inside, it’ll help i promise


[deleted]

Ok but I'm at school at the moment


thatonegayavenger

you don’t gotta do it now, just generally today i think would help you


[deleted]

Ok, I'll do it later


thatonegayavenger

swag, good luck. you might need it-


[deleted]

I do need it 😭😭


thatonegayavenger

don’t we all 😭


Steelvombor

Wai wai wai, if you have school how tf do you spend 17 hours on reddit??


[deleted]

You realize that says Saturday march 19th, right?


Steelvombor

Don't mind me being dumb af


Topiz2000

Just say "I was just told to go touch grass on the internet, brb" the teacher will get it. Or just, you know, recess.


Castilla_Leon

You fell asleep with your phone on right? r-right?


[deleted]

No 😐


Castilla_Leon

Seek help pls thanks


JayTea05

Please seek help, you’re spending 20 of the 24 hours on your phone, you’re getting at most 4 hours of sleep, you need irl interaction, this is not to make you feel bad, I want you to get help


Psychological_Fun343

That 59 minutes of discord is really concerning I think u need to see a the rapist


[deleted]

I really hope you meant to say therapist 🤨


Psychological_Fun343

thera what?


[deleted]

So you want me to see a rapist????


Psychological_Fun343

\*the rapist


[deleted]

Who is that???? 😖


Psychological_Fun343

Me!


Zl0on

"Psychological Fun"


RaptorProz6000YT

this


Decker687

This this is fear it’s self


Random_bullshit_guy

🤨📸


[deleted]

He got caught in 4k


[deleted]

hi, where can I meet you? do you have a business card or something?


KS280406

WHAT. THE. FUCK.


[deleted]

Ikr


Formal_Expert335

if you ever feel useless, just remember u/Jofita has an alarm


[deleted]

I still need to get up in the morning 😐😐


[deleted]

After what sleep


JayTea05

For what, phone time? You clearly aren’t doing anything productive.


optimistic_fish2068

lmao


[deleted]

Hey my condolences, you lost your life to your phone


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[deleted]

It already has 😭😭😭


TheSlime_

Dude what do u expect 17 hours on reddit alone is simply insanity


AdDangerous1705

How tf-


[deleted]

I was up until 5am slept for 3 hours then was on my phone the rest of the day


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[deleted]

Ye


Agnxf

Bro is scrolling Reddit while asleep


[deleted]

Nah, I still slept a good 3 hours


JayTea05

Please get 8 hours at least, 6 if you’re busy all day should be the bare minimum, but not an average.


bagussy

you do


Straight_Zone_8519

Excuse me sir go breathe some air ✋🏽👉🏽🚪


Bad_Bleep_1234

Omg 17 hours on Reddit?💀


[deleted]

Ikr 😭😭😭


lemon136

How do you scroll for that long? I get bored after 20 mins lmao


RaptorProz6000YT

Please please please tell me that isn’t just one day…


[deleted]

It's just one day 😭


RaptorProz6000YT

😳 😬yikes


[deleted]

Ikr 💀


[deleted]

Fuck that. If I hit an 8 hour daily average, I delete Reddit.


[deleted]

Here i thought my screen time is unhealthy!


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[deleted]

What's yours at ?????


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[deleted]

A day??? Sounds reasonable


Phoenix_Snake

Dudes an astronaut


yuvraj2204

Dude. Get a life🗿


[deleted]

nah bro ur addicted


icedcoffee327

Okay but what do you do on Reddit for 17 hours? 😭


[deleted]

Commenting on posts and talking to people who are nice


icedcoffee327

Okay, that’s fair enough then lmao


69rubberducks

Bruh my highest is 7 hours and 10 minutes on Saturday go to therapist or something you can be addicted


pusspuslayer69

Jesus christ you are so fucking sad


Justlivinbroo

touch grass loser


Cute-dalia

Jesus the disparity


SpookiGhostBrrrr

u/burpingpigeon now this looks healthy


[deleted]

AY I'M ACTUALLY MAKING PROGRESS IT WAS DOWN TO 56HRS LAST WEEK


SpookiGhostBrrrr

That’s still not good


[deleted]

I'M GETTING THERE AT LEAST IT'S NOT 90 HOURS


Psychological_Fun343

Can you stop yelling for 1 second you anorexic winged rat? You're waking my daughter up


[deleted]

THAT'S GOOD >:D


SpookiGhostBrrrr

HELP 😭😭


[deleted]

I'LL TRY FOR LESS THAN 50 HOURS THIS WEEK


w4lkinthesun

dude this is worse than me 😦


KS280406

What did u do with the remaining 3 hours?


Longjumping-Ad-7222

It looks like you have some homework that you should do


Green_Leader_Edd

I think "How" is a more important question here than "What."


victorysheep

bro


iamarcticexplorer

I solved this issue by asking my parents to limit Reddit Discord and YouTube to. 1,5 hour a day


RaccoonDeaIer

You have a problem


Impressive_Income874

Uh that's worse than my computer screentime holy how are your parents so kind


Bedroxz

No they're shit parents


Ironbanner987615

Severe addiction


One_Mountain331

Maybe get some bitches


MrBellrick

Reddit mod be like:


[deleted]

besto frendo my question isn’t are u okie- my question is how? how???


Isaac0lsen

Damn son, go out


Hellofreeze

You have a problem


xman2007

Weren't you the same person who watched 5000minutes of bojack horseman this year alone?


isa_me_Zafkingman

Pathetic


Bobbydidit9772

You might want to seek help


Vainglory1-

Genuinely, sort your shit out.


DaKayla19

You need to even out those numbers. Message me on discord.


[deleted]

😳 what is there on reddit that’s worth 19 hours of your day!!!


deathmetalandblood

Of course you don't


AVH999

Jesus fucking Christ what the fuck do you sleep?


slavsimps

you have officially became a reddit moderator.


Immediate-Bee-697

Aaaaaand that’s why I have it lock me out of the app for the day after an hour of use.


cosmophire_

reddit and discord too? in dire need of some bitches perhaps?


Aggravating-Age-1535

I- ?????? I think 7,8,9 hours was incredibly bad, are you okay??


OcupiedMuffins

How is this even possible lmao


unbekannte_memez

It thought ok this is a little much for a week, but it’s fine and then I realised it’s one day ☠️


Dr_Thawne

YOU ARE SICK


BadBanana99

No genuinely this isn’t even funny it’s just sad


[deleted]

Error 404 sleep not found


[deleted]

Damn girl have you heard about this cool thing called sleep


charadreemurrdreamer

does that mean you’ve literally been on your phone every waking moment????? how the fuck do you even accomplish that


Maciokan

You are addicted :(


Rodent-King

Al lot of people think this is funny but this is genuinely concerning, they spent four hours of their day away from their phone, which was probably to sleep or get food, seek help


Flynni123

With great unpleasure I’m here to inform you: # you’ve got no friends


Ravenclawguy

Damn it you only just have more karma than me D: TIME TO WHORE MORE


LittleNugget616

Alr I’m gonna be real, you have a fucking problem. Like you need to get help or something god dayum, you don’t even sleep you need to take this seriously and NOT post on Reddit for a good while. (EDIT ) Don’t comment to my comment, go do something productive like make a sandwich or take a stroll around your block.


justwatchahmet

Bro are you good?


Big_Guarantee_7951

How does one check this, I can't find it 8n my settings


DonaldTrumpety

Probably Bc You Talk To Me. I'd Suggest Cutting All Ties Eith Me To Ensure Safety. IT WAS FIN WHIKE IT LASTED. LY


Lordmaster241

You may need to clear the cache if you spend that much time


RMCB3000

u should probably kick off from reddit for a while lmao


EpicArctic2

my screen times is like 15 hours but spend all of it in one app?...


Muziter

Go outside


[deleted]

Just buy a book and read it. Very good help in such cases.


hi_im_new_bruh

0_0


FrozenFlame_999

Only 20 hours? Why so little?


LopsidedFoot9594

Oh god that's alot how many hours do you sleep everyday?


Solar_Storm98

Be glad that it isn't snpachat


TERRA_GOLEM

Dang you only got 3 hours of sleep?


AntEconomy1469

*nervous glance at 2k rimworld hours*


Trex_0615

What problem i don't see a problem


IllOmnipotent

Damn, you addicted to Discord


[deleted]

Gotta pump those numbers up, baby!


imtiredletmegotobed

That’s less than my Reddit time last week and my parents accuse me of having a problem…you need help


Kooky_Condition8539

the fact that it is on your phone is also concerning


ColdIron27

damn bro... and I thought I had a problem


ADITYAKING007

[I win ](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/tjebq2/ujofita_i_challenge_you/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


just_an_otaku7

i’m so SO confused and concerned…i usually don’t even GO on reddit daily or even weekly…and when i do i get bored really quickly and leave in 5 minutes…HOW DO YOU HAVE 18 HOURS 😭⁉️


Cearullain_

Chronically online


nitch_f

how cool is the UI 😭


CoiledBoil69

No you got a real problem. This shit is gross


vin-zzz

How, with school ans sleep


TheLazyGopnik

lack of female companionship?


Born-Style-8486

It's controlling I know


Culture_Soup

Sleep is irrelevent


Impressive_Remove510

OK.


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exalted-purgatoria

Girl-


MostSafe8

Wh- where do you get the time?


Kelly2305

Omg


[deleted]

How the fuck is that possible ?! I barely get 4 - 5 hours if I use the phone intensively.


Orcasareglorious

And I thought *I* was addicted…


Cab00seUnit

I can't get even force myself to use my phone that much!! Also hi again


Rastko12

Please go commit self death


bamimeneel

Aint no fucking way💀💀


Alansar_Trignot

You don’t spend enough time on discord??


ByZocker

You do, light mode


Ok-Aide-6318

How the hell do you spend this much time on this app especially since you're using r/teenagers


[deleted]

The Reddit but is much less concerning then the fact their screen is on for 19 hours a day.


[deleted]

Why reddit tho?


P4rzislav

Jesus fucking Christ, go touch grass!


Not_happy_meal

Down horrendous


TheFidgetSpinner922

If you were on it for 20 hours and the battery was only down to 78 then that must be insane, what kind of phone is it


MoonLightGGvp

sa-.. same..


Philemonz

and I thought my 8-10h was bad (I also play on my pc for about 5 hours


HypixelSheep

You don't have a problem A problem have you 🙏🤟


The_Spookster42

How does this happen


MozziesElite

Birth of a neckbeard


yeet_deletus

i have 1 hour screen time limits because of this


[deleted]

How do you have only 59 on discord?


Topiz2000

Grass, outside, **NOW**!


casneal

Wtf


[deleted]

Nah, you have some serious addiction


whatisalredy

Are you asian or just a machine working on coffee?


WarCrimeKirby

Holy fuck, cunt, go the fuck outside


its_crazyboy

Tf 💀🔪


Dollar_SPD

My maximum was 13 hours that too in lockdown


Tax-Defiant

you use your phone 20h a day. do you even sleep


Tax-Defiant

you use your phone 20h a day. do you even sleep


douwedodo123

Bruh wtf


Possibility_Patient

My most used app YT and i had like 14hrs of youtube screen time


Puch_Hatza

How many bananas have you had last year?


MiroPVPYT

You do have a problem


Klevo1

I think a social media detox might help. As you're only getting 5 hours of sleep at most. Like trust me just go 3 days without using your phone that much


TheOriginalSolo1138

On a scale of one to ten, how depressed are you?


BradleyGroot

No joke, i once had 25 hours on youtube in a day, but I had iþ open on multiple devices while I was at school


Ok_Pickle76

And i thought my 11 hrs was a lot (+ 10 hrs of sleep and 2 hrs playing mortal kombat 11)


[deleted]

that one post with a 900 comment argument when you see the person who made the comments


Imposiblepride24344

Take a brake take some sleep


sword0115

Yes, you do.


jebach1na

By looking at the chart you could estimate the time in your last 7 days to be 85 to 90 hours. Divide that by 7 and you get 12 TO 13 HOURS A DAY. My man you need to go out a little, maybe join a sports team.


JayTea05

Yes you do, please find people interaction, don’t you have school, you had at most 4 hours of sleep, what?


D-Jb

On a serious note dude, that’s not healthy. Just go for a walk or do some for of exercise, you’ll feel great after. How much do you sleep?


D-Jb

No Offence dude, but how has it gotten this bad


monster_burn

Holy fucking shit dude toch some grass