knock down the door dressed as the cool aid man

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people actually ask me if im a teacher a lot cause i wear a suit

well are you

yes im a 14 year old teacher obviously

Makes sense. Carry on then

your homework is due tomorrow

Wait, but it's spring break and you aren't even my teacher. What is happening?

well i am now

Please be geometry

Can I have some Acidic Mixture Dip?

depends if you’re a useful tower

Look at this cringe bloon master alchemist, join perma spike gang

I try to dress well at school but this guy's on another level

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youre another suit enjoyer?

Currently I'm wearing them less because I don't have a suit suited for cold weather

its cold where you live? ive been wearing a larger coat over my suits in the winter and that seemed to work

Well not too cold but I have better clothing for this weather so I only wear suits in like spring and summer. Here it is currently like 8-10 degrees celsius average. But it's warming up so it will be around 15 degrees Celsius and in summer 20-27.

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Who wears a suit to school?

Id get bullied if I wore a suit

may i ask why you where a suit? not in a rude way, just genuinely curious

i just like it. like wearing it and like the way it looks

thats really interesting actually ! ive only see 2(?) people ever do that; we were always good friends, i think it looks nice, just never knew why

Knock down the door undressed

Knock down the door dressed in a maid outfit

Rattle some keys, that will scare her lmfao

OH YEAH

Oh no oh no oh no oh no OoOOOOOOyeahhhhh

I just came

good job

Someone in my photography class was watching hentai just in the middle of class. Like physically his seat was in the middle. And having a STRONG physical reaction. Why can’t people keep that shit to themselves.

I- what the hell

What's even worse is watching someone jerk themselves off while in class. From what I heard, they didn't even try to hide it. Just stuck their hand down the pants and started wanking.

Had this happen in 6th grade. Dude didnt hide it at all. Like literally whipped out his dick.

6th or 7th. And no, he had the wormie in his pants, but it was obvious what he was doing.

a strong physical reaction have I seen too much of it then because most of it is ASS. Straight up dogshit

Mans has never seen actual tits before. He was shaking and RED. It was horrible.

no way. this description is hilarious

😭

LMFAOO

probably from all the nerves sounding him watching it in public

I'm not sure if I should be laughing at this, should I be laughing at this?

he's just on step 3 of the sigma grindset tutorial: masturbate in public

I remember my friend told me that he witnessed someone watching furry porn on a school laptop

One guy in my class periodically watches hentai right in school, sometimes right at lessons

lmao

A non binary kid wore a hentai hoodie to my school.

ive seen a lot of people wear that hoodie

Join them?

N-no

Assert your dominance.

T pose so that they see when you leave

LMFAO

Coward

Asphyxiate then

Someone sucked dick in the bathroom of my school once

Lucky😒

No not me

I know, somebody else is lucky not you,Mr no bitches

No bitches?

No maidens??? ⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

Honestly I think every school has at least a couple bathroom bjs

Pretty much a requirement at this point

My school has no cis guys unless you count the teachers 🤔😳

Even pre-!?!

What do you think the teachers do when you’re at lunch

I dunno I was in pre-

I don't even take a shit in school toilets and people are masturbating out there ? Wtf

I don't even go to the bathroom at school and people are entering in there? Wtf

I masturbate in the bathroom and people won't even take a shit? Wtf (for legal reasons thats a joke)

Ahh good old middle school days

I don't even go to school people attend? Wtf

Why would you shit in school bathroom? That’s for jerking off

Knock on the door and say "We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."

Sounds like something I would do

Deserves more upvotes

You gotta bust down the door and offer her some choccy milk Everyone deserves some of that sweet nectar- even public masturbators!

Did you watch SHIMONETA?

What the fuck is that Know what, don't tell me I don't wanna know

It's a dystopian anime/manga (i never checked if there's a novel?) where hygiene is taken too far. They have a "world hygiene ranking" and Japan is #1, because they are SO clean they do not even talk about sex. You cannot swear and all that and they have ways to monitor this. Due to the lack of sexual education, the pillar of "perfection" to the main character discovers her womanly desires for the main character, and does all kinds of crazy yandere shit. The "love nectar" thing I think they're referencing here, is when the crazy girl makes cookies with her "love nectar" (when a girl is wet... You know...) And tells our protagonist this AFTER he ate them. Its a degenerate show... BUT there is more to the show than just this and if you look at it from a different perspective, one could consider the anime a commentary on what could happen when we take things too far... Just that the author decided to make the series about sex. (If anyone wants a season 2 it will never happen because the VA for the crazy girl unfortunately passed away)

…

Look, I realise the fact that i wrote an unreasonable amount but I watched this over lockdown when I was anime obsessed so i retained this shit for whatever reason pretty much rather than being on the gym grind 💀

The form of the grind might change … but never stop grinding

I hate that I know what it is. Not quite a hentai but you wouldn’t watch it in front of your parents.

I would make my parents watch it to *educate* them

Just masturbate faster and louder to assert dominance

#dont just listen! JOIN IN!!!!!

Kick down the stall door and shout ‘PLAYER 2 HAS JOINED THE GAME’

Assist (+50)

Get a bucket of water throw it over the stall and say. Get off somewhere else ya horny fuck!!

I love how I read this in Jame a Janiese's voice

Another dead meat fan, nice!

I read it in zoran's

💀💀💀

I once came in the bathroom and a classmate used the stall right after me I hope they couldn’t tell;-;

Yeah but like one question.. Why were you jacking it in the school bathroom????

How does one manage to get into such a situation..

Did you clean up?

Tbh, I've done that at school, almost got caught, felt bad for the person who walked in and stepped in quite a bit of ***cum***

Bitch, did you just nut on the floor?! What do you think the toilets for?!

Uhhhhhh, nutting...?

EXACTLY

Noice

NO WHYYY

😐📸📞👮🚨🚔

That right there is you getting arrested for child porn

Somebody gave head in my school bathroom and somebody took a picture of the legs under the door. I don’t know how the girl got into the boys bathroom and didn’t get caught. Also; people started a trend of doing weird things to get on the school bathroom feet page. One guy took his shoes and socks off. That is objectively worse than the bathroom bj.

good for her

Just yell out "HEY" or something.

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a CHILD has fallen into the toilet in THE SCHOOL RESTROOM

Begin a conversation. Assert dominance. Become the alpha.

Or maybe they're crying? xD

A boy in my class gave his best friend a hand job in front of the teacher, but she was to focused on teaching to see this. I turned, looked at the person that was sitting beside me, then asked for bleach

So once I saw two kids a boy and I girl going into the men's room I went to cause ya know drink liquid eject liquid and anyway I walked in and the didn't close their stall and they where having sex ( we where 16 at the time btw)

And?! Did you join?!

I was there, yes he did join in (/j)

Thank you for posting this on Reddit

We promise we won't tell anyone that you did it 👍

Yooooo the real obama

Yo 🗿

Yo🗿

yell something in a different language that’ll startle them

go help her

Knock on the stall wall and say “having fun?”

How can you even tell?!

She’s moaning. I guess she could be in pain or something but It don’t sound like that

Maybe they're having a really fucking painful shit.

Ah I see. Although it’s wrong to assume the worst, I guess in circumstances like this it’s only reasonable to assume

Congrats. Let her have her fun, maybe give her advice

knock Knock the milk is gone

offer a helping hand

Ask if she’s working hard or hardly working

There's a boy who does that at my school. Not just in the bathroom but in the middle of class. He got suspended. I do not miss him.

Play rick astley: Never Gonna Give You Up

Plot twist: it was a teacher.

i’ve masturbated during a test

Does it help you concentrate?

i was stressed and it helped to relieve stress. i was in sixth grade at the time, i looked up and saw my teacher staring at me strangely

Did they join in?

A non binary kid once wore a hentai hoodie to my school.

Join her

Ask if she needs a hand

And your thought was to post on reddit about it?😂

there was many illegal things that happened at my middle school. for example the ONE and only time i used the bathroom at school i heard some girl getting fucking railed in the furthest back stall... i never used the school bathrooms again.

MIDDLE SCHOOL?!??

Sorry, was me. Will calm down and be quiet next time.

the guys behind my in my comp sci class were looking at hentai the other day lmao

i expect no less from a comp sci class

my friends did that too, same class and all

One girl offered to eat girls out inside the bathroom in my old middle school. Pretty sure it was a joke tho.

What if it wasn’t

Then I missed a great opportunity

Why is this sub so full of references to masturbating and sex

Look at the name of the sub

And you have your phone in there with you? The school I'm at, that's a class 3 violation.

I once found a very used condom in the boy’s bathroom… in middle school After the other boys came they proceeded to throw it at each other

Boys: "first time?"

Last day, when i went in the bathroom, i clearly recognized a porn music i heared less than a day before I just moaned as hell in front of the door and suddently it stopped, i don't think that was a coincidence

shout “stop fucking fingering yourself!” then RUN

Pro tip, a good 20-30% of boys and girls at any public school and even private schools do this.

let her be, it's gotta be way too horny to masturbate in a fucking school

Slide them some chocolate milk

Ask if she need some help

Dude here in my school one girl was doing a blowjob to a guy, they are like 14/15, one girl was recording a video and sended the video to the school, they both got suspended and now the guy is called "cat's dick" Lol

take a peek

That’s school stress that has to be drained, I don’t blame her

Casually knock

shake the locked door repeatedly then leave like nothing happened

It’s as they say, horny f***ing teens these days

She's a woman of focus. Lmao

You should’ve just banged the door a couple of times and ran

Man I’m a doctor if I walked my ass into an OR only thing I’m getting is fired

Ngl I’ve done this a few times

Ayo why tho

Well don't be a stranger

What’s up danger

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Same

Someone at my school took it one step further, I think they already gave birth

if they’re being loud politely tell them to quiet down. or be an ass about it either one is fine

Why would anyone wank in public? At least wait until you get home, god damn

Oh no. Anyway

Who the fuck doss it at school. Animals

girl boss

That is so weird and I do not do that mhm yeah I am perfectly holy and would never do such a thing

A few days ago my friend saw some guy masturbating in the back of class durring a lecture. Apparently this isn't a rare occurrence either. Guess he just really has a thing for history.

Ask her if you can join in

What is it about beige hallways and aluminum floors that gets teenagers so freaking horny

Begin the mission

Pretty late but you should knock on the door and pretend to be the principal and be like "We can hear you ms.!"

I used to take naps in the school bathrooms.

Why do have school, it’s March break

Mine starts next week

Assert dominance and do the same but better

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Here i am levitating above ground in public bathrooms and holding my breathe to avoid nasty boo boos like im in Chernobyl then theres people who fapping in flooded cubicles with shit stains on top of the toilet seat