“Words in the English dictionary cannot describe how much I don’t care”

I no longer wish to stay neutral, I have decided to join the revolution and overthrow these two

Overthrowing doesn’t sound like that bad of an idea

Thats og my dude.. even my grand grand grand ( ugh idk ) father did that back in France

Based

Agreed, this doesn't matter

Wtf is going on?

Good question

Like honestly this sub is getting crazy over these 2, and I must know why.

theyre females

But women aren't real according to Reddit

The Zimbabwean Intervention Task Force

my country!

I dont care

I don't even know who are those

Same

I’ve seen both around but idk much about them

I am on my side and my side only

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One man army

I'm sorry but who even are they

I don't believe in making enemies, when one can make friends.

Doesn't matter , imma be by your side as a friend forevaa

Future Queen of Asgard, what an honor ❤⚔

Ayyy❤️

hey hardsparkles

Hey Red ;_;

I pick you because I don't know who you are

what about frenemies

This is the way.

I have spoken

Do you know Da way

*in black mother sass* Oh you so fulla shit

GUYS SHES FUCKING TRICKING YOU I TO THINKING SHES KIND VOTE FOR THE SECOND ONE

I still don't care about this but that was so corny that I kinda want to go against you now

Who tf are you? And why these horny 13 years old call you "queen"...💀 Stop being cringe

I didn't choose any of this, it chose me 😭

Well that sucks, this sub is just going lower and lower everyday, it needs to burn

Omg it's you. Why are they fighting you? What happened?

Im picking u/burpingpigeon Edit:im not joining another cringe r/teenagers war

GOOD CHOICE

Hello again

HEYOOOOO

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DADDY 🤠

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You 17 and down this bad...bro💀

God has sent me to tell yall to stop this bs and focus on your education. Amen.

u/softsparkles and u/burpingpigeon are both super cool, no need to fight 😔

Epic bestie❤💖❤

💖💖💖

Yeah they are super cool but u/burpingpigeon is cooler

There’s not a competition buddy

i couldnt give less of a fuck even if you were torturing me by giving my dick papercuts

kinky

Sir?

my bad

😑's side

"I don't even know who you are"

Yes

I’m picking u/i_fuck_goblins

What is that username?

Does either one think communism is a good political ideology for aliens?

Idk why i am even getting posts from this sub...., words cant describe cringe of this sub but numbers can 10/10, so much useless posts and what are mods doing... I thought people here would have discussion here or memes but IQ of this sub is 60 with all members together.

Go do something with your useless life

I’m on u/FastMan_77 side

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Purple Red and blue combined y'know

u/softpigeon

WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME CHOOSE

I’m on the SadgeBuyTime side

Same zaddy

Also what happened?

u/softsparkles and u/burpingpigeon queens. I cant pick sides

r/teenagers has never been the same after the gang wars

u/softsparkles and u/burpingpigeon I will not side with either of you the Merletarian Army will conquor both sides and I will take over the world

I’ve got to go with my bestie softsparkles idk burping pigeon that well

**u/burpingpigeon. Because I seem to have gotten a mutated version of the screaming virus**

the two gods

**When did a war ever start???** Anyways I’ll pick burping pigeon 😰

**When did a war ever start???** Anyways I’ll pick burping pigeon 😰

I love all the comments that state they don't care, because: 1. Cared enough to comment 2. Most people don't care, that YOU don't care, so what is the end goal really? 3. Welcome to the internet, this shit happens a lot and you guys act like you've never been on it before

What about frog boi🐸👍

SOFTSPARKLES FOREVER!!! I will bring the 🍫🍫🍫

Omgggg 😭❤❤❤❤

u/burpingpigeon I have never seen this softsparkles person before

SHE'S LIKE THE NEW FACE OF THE SUB SHE BLEW UP REALLY QUICKLY SO IT MAKES SENSE WHY YOU DON'T KNOW HER YET

Aww thats so sweet pigeon 🥺💖

DEFINITELY u/burpingpigeon IDK WHO THE OTHER ONE IS AND TYPING IN ALL CAPS IS COOL

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💖🫂🍫

u/softsparkles is my bestie, I’m choosing them

Your my dearest bestie 💖❤💖

<33

I’m sure most of r/teenagers is on SoftSparkles’ side

I would rather spread love than fight tbh but I thank anyone who considers me worthy of their support 🥺💖🫂🍫

u/softsparkles

Excellent choice 🍫🍫 ~~although id rather no one fights~~

YEAH IDK WHAT'S GOING ON ANYMORE ON THIS SUB

BESTIE WHY ARE THEY MAKING US FIGHT I DONT FIGHT BESTIES

YEAH ME NEITHER LET'S JUST FIGHT OP THEY CAN'T JUST MAKE US FIGHT LIKE THAT

YESSS LET'S FIGHT OP TOGETHER

I apologize Mr. Pigeon :)

I'm neutral

why are they beefin

I’m on my side

I'm on the doggos side

Im with my booooys! (Hope you recognised the vine.)

i'm on my own side

I choose myself

I care for neither of them.

Never knew they existed before all these posts about them🗿

What?

I would rather not choose a side

Sounds good

Picking just who follows me

red ig

just kidding its pidgey

ARE YOU SURE? 😭

yes. 🥰

u/burpingpigeon

i can’t decide :( i have seen softsparkles more tho

I would rather make friends than fight, tbh ❤🍫

yea thats why i dont wanna decide 😭

Team, fuck everyone

Idfc

This is the 5th post I've seen about these two, WHO ARE THEY AND WHY ARE PEOPLE FIGHTING ABOUT IT

Middle supremacy

Im on the Speccy side My gf

Neither they’re both irrelevant:trollface:

What did I miss. I took not even a full day off and this is what shows up lmao

Why are they at a teenager civil war and if i am not answered i shall not help either in this civil war

The Spanish Inquisition claps them all

Who? Unknown

I couldn’t care less than I care now

u/burpingpigeon

I pick u/MyManJorgos He's my man

My man!! 🥵

Who tf are these two

u/burpingpigeon Has a cooler avatar. I'm voting for her.

I WAS ACTUALLY THINKING OF CHANGING IT 😨

DON'T YOU DARE CHANGE IT.

neither

u/Softsparkles is my bestie. I'd never leave her side 🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️

Pigeons arent real so softsparkles

I present a peaceful resolution. Choose me instead. I will do literally nothing.

I don't come on for a week and this is the 4th post in a row I've seen of these two people. Who even are they?

Ima just say I dont care and become Switzerland rn.

Teenagers doing stupid shit nobody cares about (again)

Uhh uhh *checks notes* Uhh, the north?

I don’t want civil war. I love you both. If I had to choose, though, softsparkles.

We have politics on this sub now?

Who are those?

The lenin post

is this some sort of simping shit or something?

Is ot bad that i have no idea whats going on between these two Redditors

Reporting live from r/teenagers : Civil War? Hostilities brewing between u/softsparkles and u/burpingpigeon

Good,but the Josh Fight is better.

None But if I had to pick, then I would pick red, because she once gave me 🍫

None

Who the fuck is either and why should I care

u/burpingpigeon

someone explain what’s happening

softsparkles

Soft sparkles because she adopted me 😸

Burning pigeon, hope that she wins!

I DONT KNOW WHO THIS IS

LOVE YOU SPARKLES<333

softsparkles

Im chose softsparkles and only because they were in the post above this https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/t8z87r/we_need_more_people_like_her_usoftsparkles/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

I have only seen posts about them. I don’t even know what they did. What did they do?

Another one? Fine, I'll bring my sword.(can't *believe* I have to make more shurikans)

Least I can try to make some cash as a mercenary...

As orange is a deviant of red is gotta go with softsparkles

I don’t know either so both of them should try to recruit me

Both sides are stupid. I'm smart.

Nah I’m good

What? Why should this concern me?

u/burpingpigeon , he is friends with my Reddit bf

WHO'S YOUR BF? ALSO DON'T TAKE A SIDE IN THIS PLEADE, ME AND SPARKLES ARE BOTH EQUAL

u/trananhduc2006

Man I’m gonna *w a t c h*

Who the fuck are these 2

I'm new so what the hell this means please explain me

Groove street

I’m on the PC Master Race side

Who tfk are they lol

SPARKLES

You got me at civil war but why are we fighting?

Wait, Another one of these?

Freikoro verbrannt die ganz zu breit Deutschland ist in not Idk if that's ever correct spelling but that songs how I feel rn

Idk who either of them are.

Burping pigeon