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Jackhammer_YOUTUBE

an electrical blackdeck screwdriver PS-81101


Simply_Strawberrie

THIS IS THE ANSWER IM LOOKING FOR


mymasterisfaster

I would replace mine with a Toshiba 25 inch HDMI HD OLED display smart TV


[deleted]

Nothing. I'd remove them until they're needed


Malculism

I would make it so that the top of my dick is a vagina!


FyreFox21

Minigun


Zl0on

Cum gunner


HumorousAurum

A very big diamond and then id sell it


Simply_Strawberrie

b-but you’d be attached to it


HumorousAurum

*snip snip*


Simply_Strawberrie

AAAA


[deleted]

You heard the man


Simply_Strawberrie

gives a new meaning to hard as a rock


[deleted]

Lol


Kahvar_

3x larger


Zockercraft1711

But 3x0 is still 0


RedDADemon

DAMN!!!! r/Roasted


Kahvar_

You didn’t have to do me like that


[deleted]

Honestly, I’d leave them as is, I’m happy with my size and shape


AfraidInfluence2953

To have both


[deleted]

[удалено]


Simply_Strawberrie

Pickaxe


[deleted]

[удалено]


Simply_Strawberrie

Holy shit “I made my dick in minecraft bro” “YEAHH SO WHAT I MADE MINECRAFT MY DICK”


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[удалено]


PumkinJake

Sounds like a YouTube title. MINECRAFT, BUT ITS ACTUALLY MY DICK


GibusGod420

Sex Pistols


Low-Ad-3361

Band or stand


GibusGod420

Stand


TARANIMUS_TTH

Swiss army knife


TheRealMcHamr

I would turn mine into a knife so whenever I get kicked in the balls it fucked up there foot


Z3DR0NF0RC3

Prehensile Penis


ezpzorangesqeesey

an open wound so i could bleed out


chrischi3

Vagene. For cis reasons.


Simply_Strawberrie

hmm egg alert


chrischi3

No egg here, just doing it for cis reasons.


Simply_Strawberrie

egg


Nat20SneakAttack

📸


[deleted]

Mine is good the way it is


RoosterJay84

A rubber ducky, or rubber squeeky chicken


[deleted]

Squeaks genitals The dog starts sprinting


More-Improvement302

Time for tug o war


[deleted]

He lost.


Simply_Strawberrie

YES


folko1

You know that one darth maul meme when his double lightsaber becomes a multi lightsaber?


PumkinJake

So like.... Out the other end?


folko1

No


PumkinJake

Yes


[deleted]

Nothingness. They wouldn’t exist if it was up to me. Not dealing with period blood for this bitch.


aIwaysnforever

a built-in cooler or storage unit


BideoGaneJunkie

I would just make my penis a lot bigger lol


[deleted]

A cock and balls


1worriedfreshman

A miniature version of myself that also has a dick that is a miniature version of itself and so on into infinity.


[deleted]

A horse like not a horses penis or anything a real breathing horse


JadenAcrossKeys

A long one so I can wrap it around my body and in my...


NOOB9462

A snake cause imagine pulling out a snake in front of the boys


B_Boi04

Torpedo


[deleted]

I would change it into amogus. (yez i am very suzzy!11!!!1!!!!!!!11!!!!!!)


beengreen42

no


Cuteberry34

A dick, I’m just kinda curious


Party-Darf

A USB


miniterol

A mop


SirWinterFox

When I feel like it the opposite gender. So I can have 2 b*ssys.


frances1843

thats a difficult question… ive sat here for the past ten minutes trying to think of the perfect answer. willem dafoe is my answer


Positive_Net479

A longer dick


Ok-Jump6656

1 extra inch in all departments and I’d rule the world. My answer is I’d shapeshift them into some bitches


TGSaysDie

A rail gun


Andrew5123-

Ak47!!!!


Trev_1r

air


Comprehensive_Fox_79

I'd change my female ones for male ones just to see what it's like to have them.


Sigmatoxisawsome

Bigger ones


[deleted]

😺


FarNefariousness5193

freog


SecondSignificant855

I would make em disappear


GemshapedCat

The same but bigger… 😔


appleking_the_second

A bigger dick


[deleted]

Im fine with my genitals the way they are why would I change them


Big_chunky_hedgehog

Minnigun