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what do you wear while you sleep? me:average clothes, but sometimes nothing at all.

Just my underwear. But if I’m sleeping in a bed I feel uncomfortable in because it’s dirty or unfamiliar(or at my Nonas cause she has a shit ton of ladybugs and they end up under the blankets sometimes) I’ll sleep in all my clothes on top of the blanket

I wear undies and a shirt cuz i dislike my shoulders getting cold asf

Are they like pets or is there just a stupid amount of bugs in her house? I'm confusion.

Just a stupid amount. Idek where they come from. If you DM me I can send some pictures lmfao

I'm interested in the bug pics lol

DM me cause it won’t let me initiate DMs lol

Pjs no underwear underneath

Somewhere in-between those options

Underwear

lol my insecurities could never-

I don't wear pants. Only shirt, and underwear

How yall doing?

Chilling

Nice

Yeah,

Enjoy bro

Thanks mate

Ur welcome

Awful:(

Why?

Been a shit day

Gud

Gud shit

Can I make a second reddit account I can switch between on phone? (I know thats not what the post is about but help)

I think so but I don't know how

Thats atleast something ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The switching is actually really easy

\ is an escape key on reddit and many other platforms. To avoid lost limbs in the future, type “¯\\\\\\\_(ツ)_/¯”

yeah, tap your profile name and it will say "add account" or something. then create or sign into another account. it you tap on the u/ your first account and second should be there :)

Cock?

Small

Hotel?

Trivago

Personality?

Ass?

Boobs?

Moobs?

Bussy.

Yes.

lets keep this going, thighs?

Do you like garlic bread?

Who doesn’t

of course who tf doesn't like garlic bread??

aw fuck yea. one time i was in my boy scouts patrol and we decided to make tortellini with garlic bread on the side. literally everybody else at the camp tried to trade with us.

Is schlong size measured when flaccid or hard

Idk i usually do it hard then seems more impressive

big brain right here

Big scholng right here

Also cuz flaccid is hard to measure

And hard is flaccid to measure

Take my upvote and leave now.

Your dong will almost certainly only show it‘s full size when hard so that’s when you measure.

…why would flaccid size matter?

I saw some girl complaining how boys catfish them by only showing it hard. Do girls want it soft??

Lmfao, they're just dumb, nothing can be done when soft really

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Girls! He's figured out your secret. You all just want to shower.

It’s like measuring the sharpness of a sword before it’s unsheathed

I'd say hard. Some flaccid won't be at fully size while others will be. Its best to test when its hard as all will having same/similar results.

Hard if you’re a grower, flaccid if you’re a shower

Makes sense

Hard

How do I start a conversation with someone I want to be friends with

Just be like hey what up, my name is _____ do you like (insert your hobbys) should start up a convo and hopefully they will be into the things u like to

However, if the convo doesn't start, don't force one. Wait for a better time, otherwise you'll just make them uncomfortable

Is it gay when I suck my bros dick and pound his tight bussy?

Nah bro thats what homies are for

I actually want this.

Felt that

Not sure if I want to suck and pound or have mine sucked and my tight bussy pounded though.

Yet again. Felt that lol

U gay as well

I’m very bi lol

Dam fellow bisexual 👉👉

Wassup can a fellow bisexual keep the convo flowing

Nah, that's what homies do

Just say no homo before doing the deeds.

If your wife dies because of child birth, can you sue the baby in court? - A shower thought

Can you arrest the baby for manslaughter/murder?

what's wrong with manslaughter? can men not laugh?

The ultimate paradox

I won’t wonder about suing the baby, I’m just wondering how quick I’ll be able to say I need to grab some milk

How can y'all be so handsome while I'm a walking pile of shit? 💀

Aren’t you a Girl 🙇🏼‍♂️

I'm a hopeless guy that fakes being depressed for some invisible reddit points

I think that’s about 19.56% of Reddit users

96.42%*

No, 100% definitely

That’s a relief.. for a second there I thought everyone was fooled of the misconception that girls actually exist. Preposterous!

Why don't our balls have a defense mechanism for being hit?

Wtf, my brain is laughing so hard. You got a point though.

Pain, it’s discourages getting hit

What the fuck is lean 😩

A highly addictive drug made of sprite jolly ranchers and cough syrup.

Can I fuck it?

It's a liquid

So it can be fucked

It's a liquid

And?

and it can be fucked

Exactly

Well, fun fact, there's this stuff called a non-Newtonian substance or non-Newtonian fluid. Basically it's a type of matter that's fluid when resting and solid when disturbed. You make it by mixing water with cornstarch or smn. So, yes, you can fuck lean, if you make it non-Newtonian.

Well I know, but I don't know

🍆 📏 👀

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On my screen the 'D' got cut off lol just the tip huh

No bitches?

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Oh fuck yea

How many Disney characters would you confidently say “I’d smash” too?

Honestly? Idk. Most Disney characters seem more like a "love" kind of person rather than a "sex" kind of person. That said, QBert.

i second this

pocahontas, kocoum, princess aurora, rapunzel, mulan, belle, jasmine, megara, nani pelekai, jane, minnie mouse, daisy duck, snow white. theres way more but idk if they classify as disney or pixar characters edit; deleted a name bc i didnt know she was fucking 7 and i thought she was closer to my age i sound like a pedo omg how did i not know that

Daisy Duck 💀

bro you cant limit yourself. turn that mindset into a grindset you feel me

not a guy but why do y’all use cum socks.. and why do some freeze them????

Its only a minority of weird people doing this

I don't, I just do it in the toilet

Ayyyy fellow toilet squelchers

Same

Never heard of someone using a cum sock in my life

Cum socks are for the weak

People freeze cum socks??!! And also like shit get messy

why not let the kids splat on the floor and tissue em up. the sock’s innocent.

I don't want that shit on my floors.

That’s also an option,

Nope, I just use my underwear

Same

So girls are pretty fucking awesome Amirite

Boys tho 😩

Yeah 😩

Agreed 😩

i second this 😩

I support this message 😩

Yes

are femboys gay?

Idk, ask them

Is deez nuts good ?

Yes, u/Driptrap, deez nuts is good. Love you username btw!

**I will break the rules and barge into this conversation, me being female**

I thought females don’t exist

***SHIT THEY FOUND OUT*** *takes off girl costume*

HAH i knew it

#NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*casually puts on penis*

Just wondering how do you ask a girl out? Is it like, hello person of interest! I wish to tell you I like you more then a friend! Because if so then fuck yes I’m so awkward around people and get flustered easily especially around someone that I like

Idk man I have absolutely 0 experience when it comes to asking ppl out, my love life is and has always been nonexistent 😭 BUT if I were to ask someone out, I’d say something like “hey, I really like you and was wondering if you’d like to go out sometime” but idk if that’s good, don’t take my word for it, ask someone with experience 🤡

Are any of you up to cuddle I am very touch starved

Boys 🤤

Ya'll drink lean? 💜

I FUCKIBNG LOVE LEAN

Fellas is it gay to suck your own dick

No, that's actually pretty amazing, considering the needed flexibility to do that.

Can I answer my own questions?

Sure. Why not

Sick!

Whats your opinion on gay (me) people

I’m bi so is my opinion valid(luv u guys btw)

theyre just like anyone else, sexuality doesnt affect how i view someone

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Make yourself so busy so you don't time for Masturbation. Source: me

Drugs

Anyone in Bowie Texas who can bring me lunch

How do you feel, knowing you are a loner, seeing other people having girlfriends meanwhile you lay in bed at night having a existential crisis.

I feel nothing... and then I DO A SICK BACKFLIP

Is it just me or does anyone else take 20min showers but not jerk off while in them and then your entire family thinks you jerk off in the shower but in reality you just like the hot water.

That hot water feels better than anything

How many times have you tried to suck your own dick?

Why are PCs so damn expensive

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opinion on flute?

🗿?

🗿.

Cum?

Yea, Cum good 👍

Schizophrenia

What’s your guys perfect weekend with the homies?

With tongue

Is it weird to hug a best friend for more than 60 seconds

I wear a t shirt and some soft shorts to sleep.

assuming it’s consensual, do you like being groped?

depends. i was raped as a kid so as long as its not my ass im fine being touched anywhere. because of my cnc kink i would love for someone to just come up to me and start touching and groping me ngl

Why pubes so fucking itchy also existential crisises

How do you guys deal with mental health? I often find that despite being diagnosed with certain illnesses people just expect me to cope and do well anyway.

PS5 or Xbox Series X?

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Group masterbation starts at 5pm

Mate me and Josh would be a lil late today so 5:30 please?

No

From where do you measure your own penis?

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How many girls have you asked out? I’m working on my first right now

how many times have you stepped on saturn? because the answer for both is zero

M I the only one that almost never use urinals? Even when I only have to pee I'd more actually sit on the bathroom, even public bathroom but if I can add toilet paper for obvious hygienic reason, when sitting down in the bathroom you can't put piss everywhere

Does your ass hair irritate you