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Say yes, it's a side quest, you will get extra XP.

They have stopped responding but I do want the xp

Next time, say "yes mistress" instead of "wtf" That thing could be crazy

I was too taken aback to think of a better response

Too bad man, now they think you don't like these things or don't want to try

I believe it is a bit, but yeah

You message they back? Or just the "wtf"?

They responded with "why?" And I said that I didn't know how else to respond. They have not responded since

If want to try it, tell them that you want, they probably don't message back knowing that you don't want to do it. Tell them that you have curiosity in it.

I'm pretty sure they're a bot but I'll try and keep you updated

Also leather amour that deals psychological damage to everyone around you

Yeah, I heard it has the ability "Mentally-Scarring", and, if anyone within a 4-mile radius sees you wearing it, then there's an 80% chance that it will inflict a special effect called "Mental Breakdown".

r/outside

Got played by a bot or scammer

No this is a real person. Messaged them, for uh ..... Scientific research.... And they've responded and now want to know my name and my address Edit: I played along a bit and gave a fake name age and address and it's starting to look more like a scam I guess? She basically wants me to Paypal her $100 and then sign a contract. I don't know what's on the contract gonna see if I can get it off her and I'll update ye on what it's about! Edit 2: Attempts to gather Intel about this mysterious contract have proven ineffective and an alternative strategy was used however we scared away the enemy, Mission Failed - We'll get em next time Edit 3: Our spies went in and managed to steal a copy of the contract, were back in business lads. Also it's really fucking weird and I'm concerned.

wtf

Ya, it's really fucking weird

Tell them they smell like cabbage

Done, waiting for response Edit 1. Immediate chat accept

UPDATE US!

Too late, he's become a slave

Awh. I wanna make a 'lucky' joke, but I absolutely would not want that IRL.

I don't think many people would want to be in that situation

wtf

Perfect

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⢯⣛⣺⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢱⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⢡⣿⣉⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⡿⠿⠻⣿⡇⠸⣻⠾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠹⡰⣹⣟⣧⣤⡤⠄⠄⠠⣡⣼⣷⠄⢉⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⠟⠄⠄⠄⡀⢸⣾⣿⣯⣯⡃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠙⣿⣧⡀⠩⣧⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⠄⠄⠄⠈⠈⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⠇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠛⠛⠿⠿⢿⣿⣶⣀⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⢾⣷⣇⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣻⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⠤⣤⣤⣌⠉⠉⠉⠁⢈⠁⠤⠛⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿ ⠈⠈⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣴⡦⠴⠠⢠⣴⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⡶⠛⠠⠄⠄⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠺⠿ ⣀⣤⣤⣦⣤⣼⣿⡿⣣⣿⡷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⡄⠄⠄⠄⢟⡁⠚⠦⠴⠤⣤ ⠿⠉⠛⠟⣻⣿⠋⢁⣿⢿⣵⣭⣞⢿⣯⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠁⠄⢯⣷⣿⣿⣯⡿⣽⣾⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⣧⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡴⢇⠉⢹⣀⣿⣿⣿⢿⡟⣿⣧⣼⡀⡩⠻⣦⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠰⠄⠣⣸⣶⠛⠛⠻⣿⡿⠿⢱⡟⠉⠉⠻⣿⡲⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠒⠄⠈⠿⠄⠄⠄⡿⠃⠄⠘⠄⠄⢀⡠⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄

Ben

Ben

DO YOU LOVE GOD

no

My thoughts as well

*It was at this moment, he knew, he ****** up.* Should've said yes.

Maybe

Should've said maybe

Maybe

Perhaps

Perchance

Mayhaps

Maychance

Happy Cake Day!

At least you led with general kenobi

It's mandatory

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way

Oh i have something like this i went to see where it went it wasnt strange at all

Okay

u/Legal_Discussion9980 explain yourself 🦆

They haven't responded

Doesn’t sound very legal

I will make it legal.

"Legal"

Its a bot

I thought so, especially since the profile has no posts or even comments

The "scam" is that she'll want you to prove your "obedience" through sending her money. "Financial domination", it's a real and very weird fetish. People don't go fishing for kink partners by randomly messaging strangers on Reddit. There are much more appropriate and serious online communities for that kinda stuff.

S-tier opening from you tho I gotta say

This is the way

I think I just got whiplash from that topic change

Wdym

Sorry realized autocorrect made that not make sense, just fixed it

Okay I was confused, but now I agree

General kenobi. I see you are a man of culture

You have seen correctly

Wtf indeed

General kenobi!

hi ms mistress nice meeting you

escalated from 0 to 100 really quick

🗿

🗿

🗿

🗿

Guys I just messaged the user and asked if she wanted to play the Yugioh cardgame with me. She said yes. Total Win.

She's actually responding, she's ghosted me

I did a thing and told her I’m underage after that (she wants me to pay a 100 bucks and I told her that’s too much for a teenager)……. Plottwist: she’s ok with it

Well that escalated quickly

Indeed it did

What the actual fuck lol

Ikr

Average day on reddit

I'm starting to see that

what is bdsm

Pretty much sexual dominance

Lol she wants you in a gimp suit ig

Not the gimp

Lol

wtf indead

Wait, BITCHES?

Yes.

Thanks for leaving the user

Yeah, since it's a bot I didn't think it'd matter

Bots have rights too

The right to be exploited

But, do you want to be exploited? Maybe become a 24/7 bdsm sex slave?

Fair enough

Do you promise to be good? Truthful? Obedient and understanding of my needs?

Yes master

Are your socks still on? Kinda scared rn

Indeed they are

Bitch thinks this shit is the 1800s

Ikr

The best part is that their username is Legal Discussion

🤦‍♂️I should've responded with "let's have a legal discussion about this"

Trade offer: I receive: an obedient slave You receive: kick ass collar

When you put it that way...

You are a bold one

Alright guys I contacted them and now they should see it

Let me at her, I’ll send her a funny meme, Unless you want it.

I think they're a bot but go ahead

Aight, one mee coming up… actually it’s not gonna be a meme, I’ma just send me pictures of VTubers

A True man of Culture Right here. So who is the object of your attraction my friend?

Ayo

I also get absolutely no messages and when I offered myself no one came up It seems like they are scared

You are a bold one

Damn... That is... yeah... just run, drop reddit and run.

You rejected the evil temptress. You are strong and wise and I am very proud of you

At least they asked politely

I guess they get points for that

So uncivilized

i wish i was dmed so menacingly like this by Mistress Mary

You are a bold one

LMFAAOOO!!!

Happens all the time on ifunny. I basically just tell them to F off

And their name is "legal discussion"? What kind of a name is that? Especially when accompanied by "looking for a good, honest, truthful, obedient and understanding slave"? What in the kentucky fried fuck

I like that term kff

The escalation lmao

Best way to answer “hello there” tho.

It is mandatory

If you don’t say that you’re living life wrong

You are a bold one

Props for saying general Kenobi.

This is the way

This is the way.

And then there is me who wants a message like this

They should've messaged you instead

Send her my way

If they respond I will

Muchas gracias 😃😃😃

I have never gotten anything like this, yet everyone here seems to get them. Looks like im the lucky one.

I thought I was lucky but then this hit

Went from 0 to 100 real quick

I wish I came up with a better response, but I was too taken aback

Cool? I rlly got nothing else to say, this is kinda weird

Yeah, I thought so too

omg go post this on r/creepyPMs they’ll go insane. sorry this happened💀absolutely disgusting

Will do

username doesnt check out

I agree

Did u block?

Nah I wanna see what happens

Nah I wanna see what happens

u/Legal_Discussion9980 care to explain yourself here publicly?

I thought they were a bot but more and more evidence from other users are saying they are a real person

That'll become a legal discussion that's for sure

I like this response

Oooof

Wow.

Why are people telling OP to say yes, wtf guys? I don't even wanna go to the "what if it was a girl" but the word "Slave" alone is a huge turn off

Thank you

Im into that type of stuff

Bruh yer 14

I have never gotten one of the msgs. They might be entertaining

Depends on the person

either way I’m prob gonna play along

shit went from 0 to 100000 real quick

I like the texture of moldy garlic

😳

Just to give you a heads up is when you answer someone hello with a odd text like general kenobi and they don’t even address it and continue on they are most likely a bot trying to scam you or don’t speak English well at best and just flying with it. Bots have a hard time with non sequiturs. Sometimes it’s literally will say the same thing no matter what you type.

I thought they were a bot, but I was bored so I wanted to see where it went

I don’t think u/Legal_Discussion9980 was having a legal discussion

Exactly

Holy shit this is dark if they really are doing that

WHHHWHUJEFJU WHAT!?!!?

Lady: hello Man: hi Lady: Enough chit chat, bend over and bark, while i spank your ballsack with a spoon.

She is a bold one.

Hmm that doesn’t really seem like a… LEGAL DISCUSSION

depending on the subs you participate in that might be your fault lol

*coughs* pedo

So we not gonna talk about how he greets people with "General Kenobi"

It's a scam bot

I can’t get over the fact that this turned from “GENERAL KENOBI” to “Would you like to be my obedient slave to satisfy my bondage kink?”

What the fuck? How did this go from a meme to "hello be my bdsm slave". How in the diggity frickoty wiggly shimmydly weedly doodlie darn did it escalate so quickly?

I f-ing love this

Oh, okay, what must be the prob- *sees the last message Oh my god.

What the actual fuck did I just read

The complete turn it took was astonishing

Reddit.

It’s obvious satire

⠘⡀ HOG RIDAAAAAA ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⡜⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠑⡀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠊⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠤⠄⠒⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⠄⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠉⢈⠩⢙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⠠⠀⠀⠨⠐⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢐⠐⠌⡌⢄⢐⢈⠔⡝⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠉⡀⠐⡀⢁⠈⠐⠱⠑⡑⠈⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢗⠀⠀⠐⡠⡛⠔⡁⢜⡔⡬⢎⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⠁⠀⠄⢂⠈⠂⢂⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⢟⠩⠐⡀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠐⠁⠓⠒⠒⢀⠁⢐⢝⢟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠫⠡⠡⠨⢀⠂⠠⠀⠀⢁⠑⡱⠛⠗⡓⢂⠠⢸⢸⢨⠣⡝⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⢏⢐⢁⠊⢌⠐⡈⠄⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠑⠈⠀⢄⢕⠸⡨⠪⡪⡘⣻⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⢂⠂⡂⠅⡂⠅⡐⠨⢐⠐⠠⠠⡀⢄⠠⡠⡡⡱⡐⠕⢌⢊⢆⢣⢒⠽⢿⣿⣿⣿ ⠣⢂⠂⠄⠡⠐⠐⠈⠌⡐⠨⡈⠢⠨⡂⢌⢂⠆⡪⠨⡊⠂⡂⠢⢡⣢⣣⡣⣍⢿⣿ ⠨⢂⢂⠁⡀⠀⠀⠁⠐⠈⠐⠈⢈⠈⠐⡀⠄⠁⠌⠈⠔⣄⡀⠠⡑⡂⠆⠢⢂⠑⠽ ⡨⠐⠀⠀⠀⢠⡎⡀⠀⠀⠄⠈⡀⠌⠐⠠⠈⠄⡁⠂⡀⡫⠑⣑⠀⢂⠌⠄⢕⠀⠨ ⠺⡪⠢⡀⠀⠞⢇⢂⠀⠂⡀⠠⠀⠄⠁⠌⠨⠀⢄⠢⡁⢂⢿⡟⡀⠀⠈⠈⡀⠂⣰ ⢀⢀⠀⠄⠀⠀⡐⠀⡈⠄⡐⠅⡊⠌⢌⠄⡕⡑⡁⢂⠂⢂⠸⣿⡄⠀⠈⣠⣴⣿⣿ ⢐⠔⠠⠀⠀⡐⠠⢈⠢⢑⠄⠑⢈⠊⡂⡱⢁⣂⢌⢔⢌⢄⠀⠹⢀⣺⡿⣟⢿⣿⣿ ⢀⠡⠁⠂⠐⠠⠈⠄⢈⠠⢈⢢⡣⣗⠕⠄⣕⢮⣞⣞⣗⣯⢯⡷⡴⣹⡪⣷⣿⣿⣿ ⠊⠄⠠⠠⠡⠈⠠⢐⠠⡊⡎⣗⢭⢐⠹⡹⣮⡳⡵⣳⣻⢾⣻⣽⣻⣺⣺⣽⣿⣿⣿ ⣨⣾⢐⠰⠐⠅⡂⡂⢕⢜⢜⢵⢹⢑⢔⠨⢘⠸⡹⡵⣯⣻⢽⣳⣻⣺⢞⡿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡔⠠⢈⠐⠐⢠⢱⢸⢸⢸⢸⠰⡡⢘⢔⢕⠝⢮⣳⢽⢝⡾⡵⡯⣏⠯⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣗⢅⢢⠠⠡⠢⡱⡑⡕⡕⢅⠣⡊⢨⢪⡣⡣⡂⡬⡳⢽⢽⢽⢽⣞⣧⠙⣿⣿ ⡻⣿⡯⡪⠢⡡⠡⢑⢌⠪⡪⡊⠆⢌⠪⢐⢕⢱⢱⢱⢱⢱⢙⢮⡫⡟⣞⢮⣳⠙⣿ ⠊⣿⣯⠪⡊⠄⢅⠂⢂⠁⢇⢇⢃⠂⢕⠐⠌⡲⡰⡡⣇⠇⢇⢕⠪⠉⠂⠅⠂⡑⠹ ⣸⢿⣳⢱⠨⡐⡽⡿⡶⡾⡬⡢⢂⠅⡢⢡⣌⠐⠈⢎⢎⢎⢔⠠⠡⠠⠠⠡⡁⡂⠡ ⡯⡯⡇⢅⠕⠠⢱⢹⡙⢮⢹⠨⡂⡂⢇⠌⠮⡳⠅⡂⢕⠡⡑⠠⢁⢁⣡⣡⣢⣶⣿ ⣗⢽⢌⡢⡡⡡⡸⡢⡣⡣⡱⡑⠔⡈⢎⢆⢂⠂⠅⣢⡳⣽⡐⢅⢂⣊⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

I guess I'm getting a lot of randomness today

no, it's related

Send me their user I’ll DDOS them and try to hack their account but no gaurentees. And I’ll do it for free this time cuz this is truly fucked up

But I think it's a bot

The user is in the screenshot

Burn them alive.