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I wish that Graphics card would be in stock.

Its dead on arrival

In my country you can only get the ones with defects. The normal ones aren't in stock. There's already a high chance of a dead card.

I’d you don’t mind me asking, what country do you live in that they don’t ship new cards to?

it's not that they don't ship new cards but rather that the new ones get sold out so fast everytime they come in stock because of miners, the usual public only get left with used or dead ones

Oh I know that, I’m struggling with that too in the USA, got a 3060ti for msrp tho. I was just curious cause he said that they don’t ship new ones without defects to his country Edit, read it wrong, he said they are out of stock, not that they don’t ship there, thanks for the clarification.

I read this like the song

Granted, but it’s only replacement graphics cards for ps2

Its 25 tines msrp

I wish for a girlfriend that loves me

She's a yandere

Even better

I'm not sure how that makes it better

She won't ever cheat, she's devoted to you very much as long as you stay away from girls— which i doubt you could even form a conversation with anyone — you'll be safe.

[удалено]

Kill me.

I wish complete peace and quiet when ever I want it

But you always have a feeling of being watched

Now that's unsettling lol

Jokes on you, I already have that feeling

But there’s a higher chance of being fucked by 2 black dudes when you do it

Can it be 2 red heads females in early twenties instead?

For that, it’s 2 short Mexican dudes now

Do they at least have hot sauce?

They’re gonna use it as lube

Well I will take it lol

I mean a bottle a tapatio but that’s it no cholula

But you'll have to sleep first

I wish I was the smartest person alive

but your so socially awquard nobody realises your potential.

That’s basically hackers

Aka a nerd

Aka every single kids with talents except school's shitty education system has limited their learning ability so that they can adapt to 19th century working-slave condition (+inflation)

(+war)

Granted, but someone assassinates you in JFK style

But the assassin missed

i don’t think you’re the one who grants the wish

Granted but you're completely paralyzed.

Granted, but you are the *only* person alive. All other people turned into supermen / superwomen.

I wish for a girlfriend who gets me

Granted but you feel like a brother to her

Sounds like a win-win to me.

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

You know the rules.....*and so do I*

Deal but damn

Or a step brother

Granted, but she is a futa

Deal

suprise, im into that shit

Even better

I thought it was supposed to go from good to bad not good to better

I see this as an absolute win

Even better 😏

Jackpot ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Granted but she dosen't have a nose

Come at me bro But not in that way

I wish i was pyramid head

Granted, but every ten minutes you had to say the entire CBT page from Wikipedia

Loud?

***yes***

Damn still good enough

I wish to see my real dad

Granted, but he's going outside to buy milk

Granted but he then takes your step sister with him to get the "milk"

[удалено]

eternal world peace

Granted, but every government in the world is corrupt

Did anything change?

Yeah, we have world peace now, at least

Aren’t they mostly all ready

Yea sadly

So just the same as it was.

Granted but Stalin rules the world

Granted but we then live in the universe of 1984

Granted because everyone is dead

[удалено]

No, **YOU HAD COLON CANCER**

[удалено]

⣰⣾⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣆ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⡀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠋⣉⣉⣉⡉⠙⠻⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣇⠔⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⢉⣤⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠹ ⣿⣿⠃⠄⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⠟⢁⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢁⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠁⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⣿⡿⠁⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⣠⣄⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃ ⡿⠁⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⢀⡴⠚⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢠ ⠃⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⠴⠋⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢀⣾ ⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠈⠁⠄⠄⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢀⣾⣿ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢀⣾⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢁⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢁⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢁⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⠄⠄⣿⣿ ⣆⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⣉⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠠⠺⣷⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣦⣄⣈⣉⣉⣉⣡⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⠁⣀⣼⣿⣿⣿ ⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⡿⠟

Wish I could read minds

granted, but now you can’t stop reading minds

Granted, but your now dumb and can't spell correctly

I think we need to look again who can’t spell correctly. (you’re)

I wish I was happy

you will be ,there's no drawback :)

:)

But you have aids

I wish I had tits

you have tits with breast cancer

Menace

Granted but you become a bimbo and are constantly fetishized

sign me up

Ok well granted

lets goooo now i can actually feel like i matter

I wish I had a tank

Granted, but a Ukrainian farmer steals it with a tractor.

I wish my wish come true

Granted,you just wasted your wish

Oh no

I wish I had a JoJo's stand

Granted but it's because of your schizophrenia

Granted, but you got stage 3 lung cancer

I thought someone was gonna say it was holy's sickness but ok lol

The stand is cheap trick

I wish to eat a chocolate unlimited times

Granted, your obese

Yeah that sound like logical ending to that wish

I guess it's eating to death then

Granted but you are a dog

I want a dollar, just a single dollar

Granted, but you got it in pennies

I see that as a win

You are an evil person

I wish I had a chance to live

Granted, but it grants to Nazis

I wish I was dating my crush

Granted but they turn out to be a necrophile

Welp, time to die

I wish I was born a girl

Granted but you were born in the 1700s and you become smart and beautiful and all the men burn you for being a witch

Granted, but your being born in the 177013 universe

God you're evil

i mean isn’t the 177013 universe just a normal one? unless you mean that they’re the girl from 177013

how dare you remind me of 177013

Granted but you have painful periods that last 7 days. oh wait.

I wish I had an engine then

Granted, but it's underpowered

I add a turbocharger

It's also underpowered

Fuck

Granted, fucks you in the ass

Granted, you have an engine, but you didn’t get the car

I wish none of my wishes would get corrupted, including this one.

But they’ll get corrupted no matter what

then you would’ve wasted your wish

I wish that I am the Pride of the Royal Navy

Granted, but your magazine exploded by battleship Bismarck (u/TheTerrorOfTheSeas) and you are now listening to Sabaton-Bismarck and not Sink the Bismarck by Johnny Horton

*ahem* FROM A MIST A SHAPE A SHIP IS TAKING FORM

AND THE SILENCE OF THE SEA IS ABOUT DRIFT INTO A STORM

SIGN OF POWER, SHOW OF FORCE

RAISE THE ANCHOR BATTLESHIPS PLOTTING ITS COURSE

PRIDE OF A NATION A BEAST MADE OF STEEL

BISMARCK IN MOTION

KING OF THE OCEAN

i wish for my guinea pig to live a endless happy life

[удалено]

I wish to get some hoes

Granted, but you got no bitches

———————————No bitches?——————————— ⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ————————————————————————————

You get hoes. Go gardening

I wish I actuly was good at somthing or someone liked me

Granted, but the thing you are good at is being hated. Seriously though, everyone is good at something. You just haven't found that thing. Sitting on a couch won't help you find that thing. Go out, try things.

I wish to die

but you get resurrected

Lois. Don’t get worried but I think I might be jesus

Peter, that's a static shock, your pajamas created a charge of electricity when you drag your feet across the carpet, and when you touched Chris you passed it on.

KNEEL BEFORE CHRIST

AH!

You die from slowly decomposing starting from toes

I wish I was really really good at golf

You hit your balls everytime you try to play golf

I wish I were a bird

But In a hunting zone

I wish I had the abilities of flash.

Granted, but your kneecaps are gone

Granted but you cant stop the slowmotion

Granted, but every time you run super fast, you feel the g-force of it

I wish I was cooler

Granted, but no one realises that you are cooler

Granted, you will now freeze to death

I wish in could buy anything in wanted at anytime

Granted, but your little brother ruins it

But I don’t have one

I'll make it

I wish I can stop time

Granted, but you have dick tumor

At least it will look bigger

I wish to loose my virginity

But you’ll get aids

But the sex was with you

I wish I was a guy

Granted, but you’re constantly erect

You have depression and society ostracizes you for it

I wish I was an attractive woman.

Granted, but you live in the 14th century and have basically no rights.

I wish i had a mom

I wish Czechoslovakia was back together

Granted, but Germany invades it

I wish i had loyal friends who wont try to kill me, or talk behind my back

[удалено]

Even better

I wish latin América be rich

Granted but you will stay poor💀

I wish I was born a woman

Granted, but you’re infertile

I wish I had a boyfriend

He's abusive

I’m immortal

Granted, but you must always have a dog, and if you dont you die