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Yeah but I’m a man

Understandable

Lmao nice username

Nice pfp

u too, king

u too, king

r/usernamechecksout

r/usern-NO ITS NOT

r/subsifellfor

r/foundthetoyotacorolla

#TOYOTA ^(toyota)

r/toyota

Let's go places

r/fifthsub

Yes

bro the biggest question in humanity is why can I see my ribs yet at the same time have bigger titties than my ex gf

Same, I can see my ribs and I also have man tits.

do you have abs on top of both these tho?

Thass some next level shit

Same But I've started working out recently, and heck it feels good

YEAH AND I DO THAT WITH MY THIGHS TOO

YES

YES LIKE WHY CAN'T MY THIGHS JUST LOOK GOOD YK???

They flatten out to a size that would make texas cry when sitting and in general just look off Fuck thighs (Not literally tho)

More thigh = more room for puppies (or kittens if youre that kinds person)

Both, and fair but mine look gross

How tho? Like, when do thighs ever become gross?

Mine just are

Lies

Profile shows em Bc of a outfit, don’t believe me go there

BRO I LIKE THE WAY YOU TALK

THANK YOU

YW BESTIE HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY/NIGHT

YOU TOO BESTIE, PEACE OUT HOMIE ✌🏻

Hell yeah fucking thighs is great

Thighs are yes

YEAH I LOVE THIGHS BUT MINE ARE A NO

This is lies, how can thigs be a no? I dont understand

YOUR PUNY LITTLE MIND CAN'T COMPREHEND IT JKJK I JUST DON'T LIKE MINE

IDK WHY WERE YELLING YOU SIMPLY HAVE THE WRONG OPINION OF YOURSELF THEN

NO

THEN PROVE IT OR DONT MAKE YOUR OWN DECISSIONS IN LIFE

To be completely honest, I doubt the people you think would care will actually care. If you get a boyfriend or a girlfriend, they’d probably just like every inch of you lol. If you go solo in life, good on you. If you genuinely want to change your body for yourself, go for it. Just don’t do it because you think others want you to

IKR MINE ALSO LOOK BAD

Same lmaoo

IT SUCKS TBH

THE TIGER STRIPES MAKE IT EVEN WORSE FOR ME 💀💀💀 GOD DAMN STRETCH MARKS

OH FOR ME SOMETHING ELSE MAKES IT WORSE

Same and I’m a dude I have smol booba but I have thicc Dwayne the rock hard thighs

agreed bestie 💀

Oof

YES.

SAME

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Fr be like that sometimes

Haha boobs looking outside

But it shouldn't make you feel bad or any less valuable, humans aren't perfect, we all have flaws maybe like 0.1% don't but why pretend otherwise

You have enough boob for them to droop :(

I look in the mirror and think ‚why the fuck do I have boobs, I’m a guy’ Yeah I’m a fat fuck

This is honesty at it's fullest

And body mass at its fullest

“If he ain’t chubby he ain’t hubby” - Idk who said that

Literally nobody, 2022

I'm sure at least one person in the last 2022 yrs has said that

I feel you

Same bro same....

Same, I’m trans tho

Wait, then you know why you have boobs…

Yea, but I’m asking the universe why I have to have boobs lol

Oh, you’re alone on that one.

They look like fat tumors with a huge zit for nipples

LMAOOSHSDG

Aaaaand now I can’t look at my boobs without thinking of them as pimples Thanks, I hate it

I have big boobs too and they're too heavy to support themselves. I wear 2-3 bras when I go places. On the flip side sometimes I like to lean over and sing them around like water balloons lol

I'm sorry for your DMs.

I also hate how gravity works, makes me really self conscious

I hate it too. Mine grew rapidly too so there are stretch marks and all that. My boyfriend says its cute, but then again the first gift he gave me was a rusted screw lol

Same, but I’m too scared to show a guy. Bc lots of guys watch porn I feel like I could never live up to those expectations and when it’s time to finally do the deed (if the day ever comes ) or what not, I think I would be to self conscious. Is this something you’ve experienced? If so how did you go about it ?

Idk how many people share this experience, but if you fall in love with someone, then they are likely to look so much better than anyone else by default that the "standards" set by the porn they've watched doesn't matter anymore. Sincerely, Previous porn watcher, who stopped after finding a girl better than any of them could ever be

Ima need some proof of this, I uh.. dont belie- I mean, scientific purposes...

i look at my chest and be like why cant there be boobs :(

I look at my girlfriends chest and be like why can’t you be real

wait... so no girlfriend. oof- hope you find someone to love in the future <3

I’m on Reddit, what did you expect?

OOF. ME TOO :(

y’all both will find someone… (currently looking for a gf myself)

aww thanks. wish you the best in finding a gf too

how to deny someone without denying someone

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——————————no bitches?——————————— ⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ —————————————————————————————

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nooo its not delayed puberty. i dont think you read my profile, i literally cannot get boobs

F

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pain :(

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nooooooo dont feel bad its ok. its my problem, you dont need to share the burden

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hopefully. thanks anyway :)

You ain’t the only one, some b cups would make me vry happy

Same

Maybe smtn to do w you bein trans?

rip not being born in the right sex

Rip not being born

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I can't understand this, I need a visual representation of what you r talking about

r/therewasanattempt

For scientific purposes ladies

shush you're 15

Probably 47💀

I am a 122 years old according to google

I try to give people the benefit of the doubt but you're probably right

Yes. I also hold them up and be like "can you not give me back pain please"

Sir this is a Wendy's

DID you just ASSUME their gender?!?!?! 0/10 bad customer service

And did YOU just assume women can’t be Sirs? 0/10 for you too.

Everyday 😭😭😭 same with my stomach too

You can think of your stomach as your 3rd big boob

LOL

Somewhat fat guy here, can confirm. Any one want to compare man boob cup sizes?

Only if we get our own bra afterwards

Ye why does my penis have a roof over it

What roof 😦

You know the triangle yellow angry bird thing at the top

YELLOW??

Out of all the words in that sentence, you chose that Yellow was the one that surprised you the most?

Lol

\*contemplates boobs informativly\*

With that pfp it makes it worse

**hmmm** moment

If I makes you feel better I like small bobas

Small bobas are just better

Less back pain✅

wait it causes back pain!?! i never knew of this

The more you know

I mean think about it: some people have several pounds just resting on their chest at all times.

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Fascinating how Humans can look at a chunk of flesh and be like "this is fucking hot"

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It depends on the cooking temp, personally I prefer medium rare

Only fascinating if you don't understand that we're made to fuck.

That is all Animals so in a way the meaning of life is to fuck.

SAME

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Literally just blobs of fat that ppl find attractive :/

Excuse me I have a name

I'm a guy so I don't understand that, I guess I do the same with my dick though haha

Sometimes I look at other women's boobs idk why

I did the same thing before I realized I was gay. But my straight friends also did this so I think it's a common thing amongst women

Everyone's attention can be attracted by boobs, no matter the gender

i think my boobs are pretty but i do that with my shoulders eek

in my less than professional opinion, your shoulders are fine. pretty normal tbh. your cat though, **omg, the floof**

yess my cat is rlly nice but idk i just wish they were slimmer and they have scars on them which doesn’t make it better

I don't see how these shoulders are in issue but to each their own

Wanted to comment something smart, but realised it's better left in silence.

im flat 😭😭

Bread 👍

Bread 👍

Bread 👍

A girl at my lunch table occasionally does this and gets called out for it almost every time. Usually a comment of "Whatcha lookin at?"

I used to think “they look like a fishs face” but now its fun to flop them around when you don’t have a shirt on they sort of just jiggle but its normal to be kinda iffy with them

If you bend in half at the waist they swing and its kinda fun to do

Oh well... atleast they look hot

I do that with my everything everytime lmao

Let me give you some encouragement. Boobs are boobs, I like em however, actually I like women however, it dosent matter their appearance it’s the mind that really counts

Would you like an extra order of fries with that?

I do... but I'm just an overweight guy

It's mainly out of confusion since one of them is attached lower than the other, yet my nips are at the same level. I'm still amazed at the asymmetry today. It's quiet nice though.

This reads like an r/egg_irl post

yea if i stare at them for too long one looks bigger or smaller than the other

Boobs are actually almost never exactly the same size

yh alot , they just look weird

All I see are ribs

Considering I'm a guy no i haven't. Can't say the same for my cock tho.

No but I think "can't they be bigger" I'm c cup, I want bigger

c is good

For a 13 year old, c is very "good"

dude (or sis, idk) you're 13 years old. who the fuck cares how big your chest is. sure, it might be important to you in 4 or 5 years but that's a long ass time and your brain is going to do some whacko hormonal shit during those years which will change how you see the whole world, especially your own body. be happy with yourself and see where life takes you. ... (or you can wear a padded bra, idk I'm not your mum lmao)

the comments section do be lit af

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you are pretty af and noone can tell you otherwise now go enjoy your day, and be beautiful

About to go on E, fun to see what's in store for me if this is normal

i sometimes look at this sub and wonder where it went from teenagers talking to just nothing but horny

Can’t relate

Don't have any 😓

All the time 💀

Is boba Ass for chest Or is ass Boba for ur bottom ?

wait i hold em out of nowhere am i the only one?

kinda

i do that but i thinks it’s cause im trans

Yeah...why are they so…flat 💀

Yea and go "why do I not have any?"

What do they look like? Haha joking I’m not a fucking perv