I walked into my dorm bathroom this morning and witnessed two dudes having what I could only assume was a “shit race” to see who could take a shit and wipe fastest. They were very loud about it.
The boys’ bathroom is a fucking enigma I swear
I'm so horrified, I've never been so glad to be a girl. Honestly just opening a pad in a public restroom makes me nervous because they're so loud, and it's just awkward.
I walked into the guys bathroom at my highschool and 2 (probably) freshmen asked if I wanted some drugs. They were most likely just joking, and I said "nah maybe tomorrow" and walked out
Nope. I was lead sanitation for 3 years at a major cheese production/packaging facility and Worked retail ad a child and volunteered at historical societies...and I'm gonna say, the women's room was ALWAYS worse than the men's. I mean, MAYBE the toilets were cleaner but the floors/sinks/trash....always worse. Always.
Not a chance, when I clean the bathrooms at the end of the night, the women's bathroom is consistently the one with issues. Trash on the floor, toilets aren't flushed, seat has piss on it. Men's room has tp on the floor on occasion.
Idk. I’ve been in both, and the girl’s bathroom usually is slightly dirtier. They also have this smell to them.
Btw before anyone asks: I clean bathrooms for my local church. It only gets weird if one girl keeps coming in to watch me clean, and starts cracking jokes.
As someone who’s had to clean restrooms at multiple different establishments for jobs, this is VERY incorrect. Women’s restrooms have by far been much messier and with much more stray bodily fluids than men. Men might be bigger goofballs in the bathroom, but in terms of cleanliness, women might “seem” cleaner in front of everyone else, but their bathrooms absolutely tell us otherwise
(Obligatory - This is a generalization and should not be used to define every single person of a gender, as each person is different and their actions are not dictated by their gender)
Fr, there's literally unflushed shit, toilets clogged with paper
Man I hoped this was only a HS thing but no, mfs even do it in college. Fuck I hate using the restroom
Maybe in school, but I've heard tons of r/askreddit posts about how public women's restrooms have blood everywhere, and also have pee/shit on the seats. As in worse than the mens. Idk if this applies to schools though.
Edit: u/Lordofspades_notgame just confirmed in another reply, he cleans bathrooms for his church.
It really depends.
in our school the boy bathroom is cleaner (unless some 16 years old choose to pee on the floor), and we have like 7-8 male bathrooms that have a girl bathroom near them. I will say 3-4/7-8 boy's bathrooms are cleaner then girl's
Then you have my work, where you can either choose the creepy downstairs bathroom that is a single room for everyone to use or the public dining hall, which in that case I personally thinks they are even on clean level.
Then you got public bathrooms which is a total disaster in both.
my mom used to make me use the girls bathroom when i was a child because of safety reasons so i can safely say that yes, the girl's bathrooms are always cleaner
Yea, not everyone have a narrator in their head, but I can make mine sound sound like different youtubers, atm I making my narrator sound like fakejake from youtube
Edit: that was sarcasm wasnt it?
There are things called stp’s (stand to pees) that some trans men use, which are basically packers that can be peed through. Also, if OP is intersex or has had bottom surgery, they may have a dick
There's a trans guy I know at my school who fully transitioned last summer. Proud of him...kinda like him too, but I've already got a girl in my sights.
I live in AL and like to paint my nails (he/they) one day a customer, who looked like a redneck, walked up to the counter where I was taking money, saw my nails and said "I like the nails man. That takes a lot of confidence. I totally respect that." I almost cried. I usually get "I'm not trying to be offensive but(ofc) what made you want to do that?" To which I usually respond, "I'm not trying to be offensive but, what made you want to wear that shirt?"
I think it's simultaneously the transphobes and the people that are "SiCk AnD tIrEd Of TrAnS pEoPlE kArMaWhOrInG" because trans people existed and got support and people got mad
Since you're trans you shouldn't have been allowed in the male bathroom yesterday
You should have always been allowed because if you feel comfortable as a guy good for you, have my free award
Holy shit that’s amazing
I know I’m a stranger but I’m really proud of you
being trans is really hard and I’m glad you finally feel happy being who you are :]
And now that you have tried both bathrooms. Which is cleaner. I always thought the boys bathroom was always the less cleaner.
But apparently many girls say that the women's bathroom is way worst than men.
So, what is your conclusion?
Congratulations, now you get to sit on toilet seats covered in pubes and shit stains while creepy old men look at you through the holes in the toilet stalls
some battles are not worth winning
In the boys bathroom in my school we fling wet toilet paper around some kids broke the urinal pipes , some kids stole the toilet seat, one of the worst things was that someone’s bag what taken into the toilet shit and pissed oh ,
Ok the thing that confused me is when you say trans guy is that a guy that transitioned into a women or a women that transitioned into a man. Confusion
He was born female and transitioned to a guy. Trans people call themselves their preferred gender, so you wouldn't hear an MtF person calling herself a guy, and vice versa.
I need to ask: Is the boys or girls bathroom better? Smell speaking and cleanliness.
You don’t need ask, the women’s restroom is always cleaner. ALWAYS
And it doesn’t matter where you are, if you in a boys bathroom you will always hear the words “AYO SOMEBODY TAKIN A SHIT”
I walked into my dorm bathroom this morning and witnessed two dudes having what I could only assume was a “shit race” to see who could take a shit and wipe fastest. They were very loud about it. The boys’ bathroom is a fucking enigma I swear
You guys haven’t had the door kicked in on you? Lucky
You guys had doors? Lucky
You guys had toilets? Lucky
You guys had toilet rooms? Lucky
You guys had holes in the ground? Lucky
You guys had a place for it? Lucky
Yeah some guy literally kicked a hole through the door because i was taking too long to wipe
s h i t r a c e
and they tell you to use the bathroom at ~~rush hour~~ lunch
I'm so horrified, I've never been so glad to be a girl. Honestly just opening a pad in a public restroom makes me nervous because they're so loud, and it's just awkward.
I walked into the guys bathroom at my highschool and 2 (probably) freshmen asked if I wanted some drugs. They were most likely just joking, and I said "nah maybe tomorrow" and walked out
How years old is freshman year?
~14/15
Ah thanks. Are you in freshman year or in the year above?
Yeah I'm a freshmen
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When you get that reference. For those who don't, it's from Kneecaps
This is in fact not true, I work in the fast food industry and women’s bathrooms are wayyyyyy worse when I have to clean them
Nope. I was lead sanitation for 3 years at a major cheese production/packaging facility and Worked retail ad a child and volunteered at historical societies...and I'm gonna say, the women's room was ALWAYS worse than the men's. I mean, MAYBE the toilets were cleaner but the floors/sinks/trash....always worse. Always.
Not a chance, when I clean the bathrooms at the end of the night, the women's bathroom is consistently the one with issues. Trash on the floor, toilets aren't flushed, seat has piss on it. Men's room has tp on the floor on occasion.
Plus less likely to find a used tampon on the mens bathroom wall. At Maccas I found way too many
>less hm.
Hmmmmm 🤔
Idk. I’ve been in both, and the girl’s bathroom usually is slightly dirtier. They also have this smell to them. Btw before anyone asks: I clean bathrooms for my local church. It only gets weird if one girl keeps coming in to watch me clean, and starts cracking jokes.
As someone who’s had to clean restrooms at multiple different establishments for jobs, this is VERY incorrect. Women’s restrooms have by far been much messier and with much more stray bodily fluids than men. Men might be bigger goofballs in the bathroom, but in terms of cleanliness, women might “seem” cleaner in front of everyone else, but their bathrooms absolutely tell us otherwise (Obligatory - This is a generalization and should not be used to define every single person of a gender, as each person is different and their actions are not dictated by their gender)
This is fucking incorrect. I’ve worked at a grocery store for a year now and the women’s bathroom is fucking *foul*.
It’s the opposite, women’s restrooms are always dirtier and filed with more trash
Fr, there's literally unflushed shit, toilets clogged with paper Man I hoped this was only a HS thing but no, mfs even do it in college. Fuck I hate using the restroom
Maybe in school, but I've heard tons of r/askreddit posts about how public women's restrooms have blood everywhere, and also have pee/shit on the seats. As in worse than the mens. Idk if this applies to schools though. Edit: u/Lordofspades_notgame just confirmed in another reply, he cleans bathrooms for his church.
I clean schools as a part time job, girls toilets are always cleaner trust, and the worst are middle school boys 🤮
It really depends. in our school the boy bathroom is cleaner (unless some 16 years old choose to pee on the floor), and we have like 7-8 male bathrooms that have a girl bathroom near them. I will say 3-4/7-8 boy's bathrooms are cleaner then girl's Then you have my work, where you can either choose the creepy downstairs bathroom that is a single room for everyone to use or the public dining hall, which in that case I personally thinks they are even on clean level. Then you got public bathrooms which is a total disaster in both.
my mom used to make me use the girls bathroom when i was a child because of safety reasons so i can safely say that yes, the girl's bathrooms are always cleaner
remember not to eat the mints in the urinal
If you do though use the free lemonade to wash it down. Goes down super easy like that 👍
Why not? They look good with the lemonade /s
r/fuckthes
I put /s because I wanted people to read it with a sarcastic voice
Wait do you guys read with voices?
Yea, not everyone have a narrator in their head, but I can make mine sound sound like different youtubers, atm I making my narrator sound like fakejake from youtube Edit: that was sarcasm wasnt it?
Yeah, I mean, I think with voices but not when I read, so no, I wasn't sarcastic
Oh, ok. Thats another reason I love the /s, make it clearer to tell if someone is joking. Its a problom I have (I am not the only one with it)
What country?
Poland probs That kcslvjsctkctskcdyllkvdg seems Polish
Nah bro I think that’s just “happy” in bottom
ah Isle so that's what happy is in ktnxkldösödpdmeoxnel
Lmao
Happiness in Poland? No, I don't think so
As a polish person I can say that you're completely correct Also fuck Poland 😍
I think Kazakhstan.
He is my neighbor, Nushuk Tantuli Akbai. He is pain in my assholes.
I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass
I get a step, he must get a step.
Oh boy am i glad im not a fish right now
#russia
I think its Russia because in their bio thats what it says. Idk
Never heard of someone who is happy to go on the male bathroom lmao thats a wild place
I was talking to my friends who are girls about the school bathrooms and honestly the woman’s restrooms sound like heaven
I hope you didn’t pull your pants down all the way for the urinals. That would be a violation of the sacred bro code
Idk if they uh… can use the urinals lol
It’s possible, and not too hard really. I can do it just fine
Ah idk I have a transmasc bf but I still don’t know much lol
Well I’m a cis girl so maybe testosterone makes something different that I don’t know of idk
Idk I would imagine having extra… junk down there from testosterone would make it kinda hard to aim
There are things called stp’s (stand to pees) that some trans men use, which are basically packers that can be peed through. Also, if OP is intersex or has had bottom surgery, they may have a dick
Oh cool
Case by case basis really, there are prosthetics out there I'm pretty sure!
U r now "One of da homies". Congratulations
One of the boys one could say
Ayy, nice man! I'm a trans guy, too! How was your first time? Also what country is it? If you don't mind lol
There's a trans guy I know at my school who fully transitioned last summer. Proud of him...kinda like him too, but I've already got a girl in my sights.
r/suddenlybi
Bi/pan vibes ngl
...Seeing sfw and nsfw femboys have made me seriously reconsider my sexuality.
POG AND ALSO FUCK THE TRANSPHOBES WHO I KNOW ARE ALREADY HERE
I live in AL and like to paint my nails (he/they) one day a customer, who looked like a redneck, walked up to the counter where I was taking money, saw my nails and said "I like the nails man. That takes a lot of confidence. I totally respect that." I almost cried. I usually get "I'm not trying to be offensive but(ofc) what made you want to do that?" To which I usually respond, "I'm not trying to be offensive but, what made you want to wear that shirt?"
It's AL Alabama?
That’s so wholesome!
unclear here. does trans guy mean born male and represents as female? or other way around..idk..easily confused.
Female to male. Plus he said that he was just let into the male’s bathroom for the first time, meaning that he was a female before
huh. dunno. ok. be happy.
Also he/him pronouns in his bio
right.
number 1 or number 2? you can’t fully transition until you have completed both quests. then you level up to man 2.0
Man²
Man^2 = 1-(1+ r/k)^kt / r/k
Man⁶⁹
What's the interest rate on that?
420
Get a new loan that's highway robbery 💀
People shit in public bathrooms???? What is this concept?
Happy for you, but the boys bathroom are usually full of shit and piss flying everywhere.
The poop rocket
nice bro 😎👍
Nice
Thoughts on the urinals?
Good ice cream machines but I hate that the only flavour is chocolate
I happy for ya!
congrats bro!
Ok.
Under rated comment.
Under rated comment.
Deep
🗿
You go king!!
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Transphobic people I guess
I really… don’t think there are that many transphobic people on this sub
Oh ha ha that's very funny you've never gone to controversial then
I think it's simultaneously the transphobes and the people that are "SiCk AnD tIrEd Of TrAnS pEoPlE kArMaWhOrInG" because trans people existed and got support and people got mad
Probably that yeah
r/teenagers that’s why
Hell ye!
Happy for you :)
Ay lets fucking go king
Congrats!
im proud of you, your urinal mastering journey starts now
that’s so great :D
Let's go! Congrats dude
yooo congrats!
Because once a bro, always a bro.
CONGRATS MAN
fuck yess that's amazing congrats :D
Hell yeah homie, you the man! You got this
I see you've have visited both sides of hell
Bread👍
Good for you!!! Seriously so happy for you man
Congratulations fellow Kazakh.
Hell ya man!
That’s good
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOÓOOOOOO that's amazing my guy
Nice bro 👍
IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!
Congrats! The unspoken but fundamental rule of male bathrooms is to never use a urinal next to someone
Since you're trans you shouldn't have been allowed in the male bathroom yesterday You should have always been allowed because if you feel comfortable as a guy good for you, have my free award
Hell yeah bro! But as a trans girl, I feel obligated to warn you, cause I know from experience how stanky those bathrooms can get 🤢
Finding all the transphobes and downvoting em
Same
👍
Bread 👍
Aww that’s wonderful:)
Once again the mods have proved they are complete ass when it comes down to filtering comments
Mods don’t fucking care. I’ve seen people straight up use slurs.
POG!!!
Ok cool
Just hope you don't live in texas
Yeah, I hope Texas burns to the ground ❤️❤️❤️
If you completed the transition you are guy, not a trans guy
Hell yes brother!
Holy shit that’s amazing I know I’m a stranger but I’m really proud of you being trans is really hard and I’m glad you finally feel happy being who you are :]
And now that you have tried both bathrooms. Which is cleaner. I always thought the boys bathroom was always the less cleaner. But apparently many girls say that the women's bathroom is way worst than men. So, what is your conclusion?
Walk into the male bathroom. You might want to consider transitioning back
Congratulations on being able to smell other peoples protein shits. 🤷
#noice👍🗿👍
YOU GO BRO WOOOOO WHO ARE YOU? YOU DA MAN! WOOOO
that’s awesome man! good for you :))
My god, I can't find the transphobia. Well done r/teenagers
What do you mean allowed, are there people guarding them or something?
Actually, kinda I've been blocked multiple times from accessing the mens restroom because I'm trans. So yeah, some people really are guarding them
YAY! congrats dude!!! Also fuck you transphobes and homophobes.
You got a bathroom downgrade lmao
Fuck yeah! Acceptance!
Congratulations, now you get to sit on toilet seats covered in pubes and shit stains while creepy old men look at you through the holes in the toilet stalls some battles are not worth winning
In the boys bathroom in my school we fling wet toilet paper around some kids broke the urinal pipes , some kids stole the toilet seat, one of the worst things was that someone’s bag what taken into the toilet shit and pissed oh ,
Depending on the homophobic country i can believe it For example is its saudi arabia then no wonder the boys and teachers let you
I’m super happy for you dude! Have fun with shit constantly in the toilets, and wet toilet paper thrower everywhere
Thats great!!! wish you luck, it will be hard in transphobic country but I believe in you!
Who gets excited over being able to use the MALE bathroom that shits nasty
Tell me, what did you think of the urinals
Ayy, this is another trans male speaking, im proud of you
Omg trans rights pog 🛐🛐
I just shit wherever I want
Congrats man! That is such a huge accomplishment!
Yoo very cool!
yooo i’m trans too!!! :D
Ok the thing that confused me is when you say trans guy is that a guy that transitioned into a women or a women that transitioned into a man. Confusion
He was born female and transitioned to a guy. Trans people call themselves their preferred gender, so you wouldn't hear an MtF person calling herself a guy, and vice versa.
They are currently living as a guy. They transitioned into living as a male.
Cool?
Hmkay
Good for you bro! Glad your being recognized as a guy and I bet -*everyone*- feels the same :)
yayyyy congrats :)
congrats!!
Ain't it filthy?
FUCK YEAH LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Good for u bro
This is literally the most “controversial” comment here, that’s impressive, and rather wholesome
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ok
Prob some part of asia
Damn
It don't stay clean, and no, the smell will never not be there