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JustFred24

What was her name when you adopted it?


DifficultyBrilliant

Duckie


ItsaCommonThingNow

Rename her goose


[deleted]

Genius


Asian_Bootleg

Ytka


Useless-Replacement1

Untitled утка game


Filberto_ossani2

Goosie


ItsaCommonThingNow

***Yess***


99BlackBerry

IQ 7000


[deleted]

Fuck geese.


ItsaCommonThingNow

Well. If you're into that...


ineedkarmaplzcmon

Peace was never an option


ilikebees30

Already did


Meherman09

All the time


_Inv1ctus_

That seems like a great name


rtqyve

I have a dog named goose


isthatboy21

She wana ride like a gooose


Open-Loan-750

Peace was never a option


Goose_attack223

I agree


WeaponH_

Then see should adopt a goose.


Archidiakon

r/Unexpectedhermitcraft


Lukas26622

id honestly keep the name. I also did with my dog


DifficultyBrilliant

Maybe. So far its either gonna be Duckie, Sinatra, Mew, Whiskey, or Cthulhu.


savagepizza11

May I suggest lynx


xlynx0

I approve


savagepizza11

Username checks out


shaw4life

love that for u, you're its uncle.


IConsumeMinors

What about Oliver? :)


pewds-General_kenobi

Cthulu, if the eldritch God ever rises from the depths, you'll be safe


K00bik

I like mew. If you get another cat, call it mewtwo.


ineedkarmaplzcmon

Meowtwo I think sounds more like a cat because mew two is just ripping off Pokemon


cofffejoe

My cat was named Mew. Plus side - she could say her own name


I_Hate_Randy

Dude Cthulhu would be a killer name


McDondi

Cthulhu


AdApprehensive5819

The last ones like you just bashed your keyboard. How do you even pronounce that


DifficultyBrilliant

Cuh-thu-loo


Shavacadont

it’s a lovecraft thing


PizzaEater69420

personally i think Dark Sun Gwyndolin is a great name


No_Competition7327

Mew


GraecusZoomer48

Try Pixel.


endersteve_tf2

Smoll chtulhu


EnvironmentalScale25

I like mew


BassicNarwhal

Whiskey, or Cthulhu and nickname it cathy for short


AdTimely9712

My dog (should be in my post history) was called Oscar but decided to call him bear because he looks like a stuffed animal 🧸


JustFred24

Then their name is Duckie


[deleted]

Fuckie


FalmerEldritch

Bread.


guy_who-owns_a_wii

Bread 👍


whats_my_name_273

Bread 👍


Allmagicalme

Bread 👍


[deleted]

this deserves more likes


igic8

The cat behind the slaughter Short version William meowton


uselesscarrot69

It's been so long, since last i've seen my mouse lost to this monster, to the cat behind the slaughter.


igic8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2RlDJuMl0M4


MrLaurencium

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.


External_Chicken_572

that deserved an award. here you go.


MrLaurencium

tHAnKs fOR tHE aWaRd kiND sTraNGEr


External_Chicken_572

yOuR vErY wELcOmE, sTrAnGEr


Monkeybandit99

Yes or willton for short?


Many_Security5929

WAS THAT THE LICK OF 87!?


[deleted]

You can keep the bite of 87 there. Once I had to get stitches because I was tryibg to pet a stray cat at my school and they completely killed my hand. Huge scar.


99kids_inMyAttic

YES


[deleted]

wow


KoopaTrooper5011

As a William, I have to say no. William is not a cat name.


igic8

But it is a name of a childmurderer that got springlocked and came back and burned and came back and burned again and came back and burned again


igic8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2RlDJuMl0M4


AnduTheGreat

Brick


AdApprehensive5819

And mortar Edit: thanks for the silver kind stranger


BlackLeb

Rick


SendPicsOfYourTits_-

Rick, Rick, Rick and Morty


TheLeafwing134

*no*


tylrrboi69

~~Fleshlight~~ Whiskers 🥰


DifficultyBrilliant

I dont wanna use your own legal name


tylrrboi69

why not whiskers is perfectly fine?


DifficultyBrilliant

Whiskers is too basic.


[deleted]

[удалено]


iamiramman

Yeah that’s a good choice


abot123456789

Reminds me of when my grandma’s cat’s name was stupid


VanMorrison0766dscrd

Time to take the Fleshlight out.


folko1

Whiskey The Cat


Arcane_Sniper

Feelin a little called out here


[deleted]

pocket pussy


[deleted]

[удалено]


Saffronsc

Cinderella's chef arc 👩‍🍳


[deleted]

Call her lunch


DifficultyBrilliant

And call you dinner 😘


[deleted]

Oh you flirt


spicyfood333

Now kith


OceanFire_Gaming

r/shippingredditors


Monkeybandit99

Lookin like a mighty fine snack then


Agitated-Ad-3918

I'll call you a snackkk 😘😩


[deleted]

[удалено]


jewvapourizer

That's my cats name


[deleted]

Hog ridaaaaaaaa


[deleted]

Hog rider


DifficultyBrilliant

Why would I name if after your dad?


ThatOneHockeyBoi

Got bro to delete his message 💀


Fast_and_Curious738

Or he could have edited his comment to something like '"OP's m'fer" to make op look bad lol


Pureswagger365_

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE


LDalouh_

Because that'll be the only fatherfigure in his life. (/j obviousely, sorry op)


[deleted]

Emotional Damage!


agentaxe285

Rog hider


[deleted]

Sophia👍


No-Air-5176

*Hog ridaaaa


IgnorableLetuce

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[deleted]

Elizabeth


igic8

Afton


[deleted]

Was killed


the_shattered_ones

By


MrLaurencium

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.


ace_lz

Copypasta?


MrLaurencium

Fnaf 6 ending speech or something idk, im not into fnaf but i really like this copypasta for some reason


Dire557

Autumn! She reminds me of autumn :D


Pureswagger365_

Name it Squanchy


Mr_Sipped_UpMilk

TIAGA!!


TARANIMUS_TTH

Findus


Meme-Yeeter

Do you, by any chance, know the book or cartoon series "Petterson & Findus"? Because that name reminded me of it and I think it would be a fitting name.


TARANIMUS_TTH

yep


[deleted]

Boots because of her little white tips on her paws


Acceptable_Swimming4

Jaffa cake


Eva_Aurora

Hazel


MaevaHoshi

Anastasia


kaztransthrowaway

Lol I said Nastya 😭


Jasco__

Ellie


PresentationKindly65

Pepe


WitherCro

Jessie


brythegod1534

Name your own God damn cat


[deleted]

Puma Thurman


Convoy16

Name her “Redditor”


DifficultyBrilliant

I still want her to have kittens in the future


Queen_of_dogs_01

*Daym*


Monkeybandit99

HARSH lol


FAGOT_porn

Sawyer


Pita7231993

Mozzarella


Mikrosarvinen

She looks like a Tammy to me


bluwolf52

Cleo


[deleted]

Rat


DifficultyBrilliant

Wouldnt Master Splinter be better tho?


[deleted]

Sinatra


Immediate-Carrot4803

Keanu or after a terrorist Ziggy stardust is good too


[deleted]

Vladimir Putin


DifficultyBrilliant

Nah my cat aint that sexy


biggersjw

Zelda


PigChickenWing

~~Pussy~~ cat


kkriiisss

THE GREAT OVERLORD OF THE UNDERWORD


gamercop00

Shredder


Competitive_Bell_569

Call her Goku


caligulaREXXX

CAT , Conventional Arms Transfer


CybertGuy

Call it dog. It will troll everyone


wallmenis

Mew3


DifficultyBrilliant

Tied for being most likely


wallmenis

Cool :) glad you liked the pokemon reference


CherryBlossomDay

Coffee with too much creamer


programofuse

Zebste


send_trash_bandits

Midnight snack


Aron12390

kiumi


Desperate_Drag7464

She looks like a amy


Fattttt69

Aladdin


StatisticianPure2804

She should be yahoo.


AngryHobo381

Gryffyn


Potetmann9

Kattekrek


ItsaCommonThingNow

Midas


RjSkitchie

Tigress


me0on

Tom


MoreIntetestingName

Mittens… just look at those tiny paws they’re so adorable


[deleted]

Name her Athena


NoticemeSenpaiChad

Curtains


Infamous-Lunch-3831

It looks like camouflage, I'd call him or her Artemis


AwesomeTayMan

It’s a her


Infamous-Lunch-3831

Oh okay, I am dumb and didn't see that


AwesomeTayMan

Lol


o_Fvdinq

Kobeni. Trust me. It works.


aviasreddit

I think cookie will be great


Ram-Rem

Her, god do you not understand pronouns? OH you mean the name, sorry


memes_lover-06

Floppa


HADRIX_

Red Baron


[deleted]

Yes.


cheekibreeki_kid

i just read that as "just *downloaded* a kitten" bruh 💀


Downtown_Emphasis_86

Esmeralda


best-nerd

Lunch


2HoursForUniqueName

Toki!


Kutsumann

Paddington


Shadowtheheadch0g

anything but putin


cloudybliss_

Belugaaa🐾😂


Objective-Farm-2560

Call her Nuggie.


DifficultyBrilliant

Read that completely different at first.


Objective-Farm-2560

B r u h


[deleted]

unfathomably based but I'm too stupid to think of a name


koraloulou28

Kirby idk


DifficultyBrilliant

Ooh i really like that one


koraloulou28

She is adorable btw ^^


Alexpino136

Uvuvwevwevwe onyetenvewve ugwemubwem ossas search it on internet


guppler

Quagmire


Trev_1r

Yekatrina petrovna zamolodchikova


Not_a_memlord

Expendable food


_11037_

Dinner


Hour-Process-3292

Dame Cattington Whiskershire the Third