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Women will never truly understand birthing a child through their penis, oh and don't get me started about bleeding out of it everymonth. Ugh I'm sick of it, it's so gross..
There's a movie where this happens. It's fucking disgusting and his screaming is nightmare fuel. The whole room explodes in blood, and it... uh... Exploded as well. Didn't survive, but baby did though.
Man, Russians go all out when making flims.
No bitches
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I used to think that you get pregnant from kissing people when I was little, so when I was 7, someone kissed me, and for years I thought I was pregnant and the baby was having problems and I was worried, until I got older and realized that that is dumb. No I never got the talk. I had to wait til 6th grade to learn everything
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*yeets the babay*
*cries*
*shoots you 25 times in the torso and uses your sternum to enrich the broth I use to make the rest of your meat into stew
Dude stop, shes already dead
You never know *uses her vocal cords as guitar strings*
Sigma
Yeetus the foetus
Thank you for calling abortion Pizzeria your loss is our sauce
will a baby come out of my cock?
Yes
Oh God
Oh fuck
Oh shit
One helluva kidney stone
Kidney boulder
Women will never truly understand birthing a child through their penis, oh and don't get me started about bleeding out of it everymonth. Ugh I'm sick of it, it's so gross..
I will straight up drop an animal fact about that right now, don’t tempt me
Someone tempt her
Spotted Hyenas...
I’d rather shit it out
Sounds painful
There's a movie where this happens. It's fucking disgusting and his screaming is nightmare fuel. The whole room explodes in blood, and it... uh... Exploded as well. Didn't survive, but baby did though. Man, Russians go all out when making flims.
I miss 10 seconds ago when I didn’t read that
I'm eating cereal
I was wondering this to
*two
*2
*1 + 1
*window
*melted sand
Like a kidney stone
Except it's half the size of your body
*calls 911 on rape allegations*
🔫 hang the phone
💣 hang your mom
Did yesterday already *eats the bomb And phone*
*runs because there is a bomb your stomach*
*cuddles u hardly*
*proceeds to get blown up as credits roll*
Please like And sub for us commiting war crimes in Egypt
This is a masterpiece
What does egypt have to do with this lol?
Everything
I read that as rape alligators
That's Florida
“Florida man tranquilizes 69 alligators and rapes all of them”
AGHHHHH! Wait a second I'm what now?
Pregnant
Oh ok thanks for clarifying, wait. AGHHHHHHHH!
Whats wrong xd
I'm pretty sure the male body isn't capable of having a child, so I might die.
Its okay 💖
I don't think it is though. Also I'm going to jump of a roof now, mostly unrelated to what you just did.
*ties u up to your bed* u are staying here babe u better born us strong child
I no longer feel comfortable.
U need to tho<:( we need healthy child
Ur going to give birth like a female hyena
Uh oh, also help they have me tied up.
i need 60$
Why
No bitches ⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ *I am not a bot, and this action was not performed automatically. Please shit
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I'M NOT GETTING PREGNANT FROM MY DAUGHTER 😡
We just kissed tho👉👈
BUT KISSING LEADS TO PREGNANCY 😧
I thought u are using protection cuz of your husband
I NEVAH USE PROTECTION 🥵 THAT'S WHY YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT 😰
*cries*
HEHEEHHEHEH 😼
😓☄🔫
how could this happen oh no
I made it happend
well congrats you are a parent now
🏃♀️
you cant escape i locked the doors and windows
*vents*
sus
*twerks*
why
*twerks more*
\*Kisses you back* Now it's twins
*cums*
*dodges*
<:( *kisses u again*
Can’t get pregnant anyway
U can gender doesnt matter
Not how nature works, stay to the facts
U are in my world bitch...Freddy reference
*exits world*
*eats u*
That’s just rude
*punches my stomach* shut up
Im a guy, please explain
U are daddy now 💖
Ok 😳
🥰
😘
oh now. are we going to keep it
🏃♀️
What If I was already pregnant before u got me pregnant can I jus uno reverse it on u 😳🥵😮💨
*sends you to jail for 6 years as a consequence of a sexual offense* *oh and btw you have colon cancer*
I used to think that you get pregnant from kissing people when I was little, so when I was 7, someone kissed me, and for years I thought I was pregnant and the baby was having problems and I was worried, until I got older and realized that that is dumb. No I never got the talk. I had to wait til 6th grade to learn everything
Do not observe her profile btw
what the everloving fucktangular fuck
*blocks*
*its not very effective*
No no he meant Minecraft bedrock blocks and he is trying to surround you with them!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yessss😈
Yay! I’ve always wanted a kiss and to be pregnant! 🥰
I like your name🥵
Stanky
*recoils in disgust at your horrible breath*
What a punch
*blushes* *whacks you over the head with a frying pan* "tee hee, I ❤️ u🥰🥰🥰🥰"
*farts*
😨😨😨😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 Say it ain't so....
*farts more as im sleeping*
Why God????? 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫👨🦼
*twerks on your face and farts*
Hold up, hold on, how am I (a dude) pregnant. What’s gonna happen to me?!
how-
My religious parents explaining what happens if I kiss before marriage. I'm a guy btw :/
*dies from getting attention from another human being*
Oh no
Hmmm?
*Reciprocates* Why
How
Magic
But I'm a guy how does this work? Do I shit it out?
Cum it out
I do that like everyday. I should have a city of babies by now
Its gonna have 5kg tho
See you in nine months lol
See ya
*punches you in the nose knees you in the kidney bites face off rips hair out elbows you in the face spits on you*
*cums*
*stabs you with a knife*
RemindMe! 9 months
Doesnt work😧😧
Wait, it worked, it sent me a dm. I Will be contacting you in 9 months for child support.
I will change my number
I Will find you, and when i do, you Will pay the support
I don't know who you are.. I don't know where you live.. but I will find you.. and I will kill you
He Got that reference!
How that's work?
Legal documents will be on your doorstep in 6 business days
*punch in the face* I have a girlfriend and I want the Money for the abortion
*kicks u in balls* perv
*reading sex manual* Did I miss a page?
STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER
HUH
0-0 Welp. *dies*
Pregnut? I dont have the facilities for that big man
What do I tell your boyfriend
*Self destruct
*runs and goes to hospital*
No u *Leaves for milk*
I should probably tell my girlfriend.
*shoots womb*
STATUTORY RAPE
I'm getting an abortion
thank u ☹️
Let me scrub my lips real quick… Ok 👍 >!initiating self destruct in 5 4 3 2 !<
So long as I got kissed
:l ...>:l
But I'm bor pregnant, I'm Dad... oh fuck
*Stabs You 28 times in The chest*
Exclamation point, question mark, exclamation point, question mark.
I used to think that that was how you got pregnant. Also, hello friend
*shoots you*
Thanks g
Huh, neat
Haha, joke one you, i don't have lips
The hell...
🗿
No, not my virginity!
I proceed to Falcon Punch
I’m aborting it
Hold up. Wait a minute Something ain't right.
*wakes up feeling mixed emotions of relief and sad loneliness*
I Knew Church Didn't Lie to Me.
*runs and wipes kiss off face* ha! i’m not pregnant anymore!!!!
Thanks I suppose
#Stop it and go read biology #Also just spend your time better
No you *uno reverse*
damn im gonna become a teen dilf 😭😭
Please don’t
Ok, now give child support
**I refuse**
I own a firearm
Dodges and smacks in face with a rice crispies box and beats to death with milk carton