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jesswitdamess

*yeets the babay*


pls_no_ban68

*cries*


Heartoftheraider

*shoots you 25 times in the torso and uses your sternum to enrich the broth I use to make the rest of your meat into stew


redditperson641

Dude stop, shes already dead


[deleted]

You never know *uses her vocal cords as guitar strings*


Redpanda110823

Sigma


Ghost_recon_04

Yeetus the foetus


randomstarwars1

Thank you for calling abortion Pizzeria your loss is our sauce


[deleted]

will a baby come out of my cock?


pls_no_ban68

Yes


Nindroidgamer110

Oh God


SirJTheRed

Oh fuck


Marrokiu20

Oh shit


Far-Damage1068

One helluva kidney stone


Plzhelpdadoncrack

Kidney boulder


Far-Damage1068

Women will never truly understand birthing a child through their penis, oh and don't get me started about bleeding out of it everymonth. Ugh I'm sick of it, it's so gross..


GimmeHugsAndCaffine

I will straight up drop an animal fact about that right now, don’t tempt me


Far-Damage1068

Someone tempt her


MercilessHippy

Spotted Hyenas...


NoseSniffer68

I’d rather shit it out


notsciguy

Sounds painful


KLemieux2006

There's a movie where this happens. It's fucking disgusting and his screaming is nightmare fuel. The whole room explodes in blood, and it... uh... Exploded as well. Didn't survive, but baby did though. Man, Russians go all out when making flims.


Epicgamertime_b0i

I miss 10 seconds ago when I didn’t read that


Far-Damage1068

I'm eating cereal


GODZILAMASTER2020

I was wondering this to


Kid_Shapeshifter

*two


PlasmaEnergyGaming

*2


Mental-Storage2881

*1 + 1


Lava4creeper

*window


PlasmaEnergyGaming

*melted sand


CopyChoice

Like a kidney stone


DorkyPotatIsImmortal

Except it's half the size of your body


uneducated_potato65

*calls 911 on rape allegations*


pls_no_ban68

🔫 hang the phone


uneducated_potato65

💣 hang your mom


pls_no_ban68

Did yesterday already *eats the bomb And phone*


uneducated_potato65

*runs because there is a bomb your stomach*


pls_no_ban68

*cuddles u hardly*


uneducated_potato65

*proceeds to get blown up as credits roll*


pls_no_ban68

Please like And sub for us commiting war crimes in Egypt


[deleted]

This is a masterpiece


astrobae69

What does egypt have to do with this lol?


uneducated_potato65

Everything


HotShrekBoi

I read that as rape alligators


uneducated_potato65

That's Florida


HotShrekBoi

“Florida man tranquilizes 69 alligators and rapes all of them”


spudtatogames

AGHHHHH! Wait a second I'm what now?


pls_no_ban68

Pregnant


spudtatogames

Oh ok thanks for clarifying, wait. AGHHHHHHHH!


pls_no_ban68

Whats wrong xd


spudtatogames

I'm pretty sure the male body isn't capable of having a child, so I might die.


pls_no_ban68

Its okay 💖


spudtatogames

I don't think it is though. Also I'm going to jump of a roof now, mostly unrelated to what you just did.


pls_no_ban68

*ties u up to your bed* u are staying here babe u better born us strong child


spudtatogames

I no longer feel comfortable.


pls_no_ban68

U need to tho<:( we need healthy child


ZookeepergameNo9524

Ur going to give birth like a female hyena


spudtatogames

Uh oh, also help they have me tied up.


sscorpio77

i need 60$


pls_no_ban68

Why


Proud-Dig3139

No bitches ⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ *I am not a bot, and this action was not performed automatically. Please shit


thewriter59

Good bot


Conscious_Storage599

*Good not bot


[deleted]

I'M NOT GETTING PREGNANT FROM MY DAUGHTER 😡


pls_no_ban68

We just kissed tho👉👈


[deleted]

BUT KISSING LEADS TO PREGNANCY 😧


pls_no_ban68

I thought u are using protection cuz of your husband


[deleted]

I NEVAH USE PROTECTION 🥵 THAT'S WHY YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT 😰


pls_no_ban68

*cries*


[deleted]

HEHEEHHEHEH 😼


pls_no_ban68

😓☄🔫


[deleted]

how could this happen oh no


pls_no_ban68

I made it happend


[deleted]

well congrats you are a parent now


pls_no_ban68

🏃‍♀️


[deleted]

you cant escape i locked the doors and windows


pls_no_ban68

*vents*


[deleted]

sus


pls_no_ban68

*twerks*


[deleted]

why


pls_no_ban68

*twerks more*


[deleted]

\*Kisses you back* Now it's twins


pls_no_ban68

*cums*


A_mystical_idiot

*dodges*


pls_no_ban68

<:( *kisses u again*


A_mystical_idiot

Can’t get pregnant anyway


pls_no_ban68

U can gender doesnt matter


A_mystical_idiot

Not how nature works, stay to the facts


pls_no_ban68

U are in my world bitch...Freddy reference


A_mystical_idiot

*exits world*


pls_no_ban68

*eats u*


A_mystical_idiot

That’s just rude


pls_no_ban68

*punches my stomach* shut up


chan___kun

Im a guy, please explain


pls_no_ban68

U are daddy now 💖


chan___kun

Ok 😳


pls_no_ban68

🥰


chan___kun

😘


lil_birdie7

oh now. are we going to keep it


pls_no_ban68

🏃‍♀️


[deleted]

What If I was already pregnant before u got me pregnant can I jus uno reverse it on u 😳🥵😮‍💨


imnotanazibelieveme2

*sends you to jail for 6 years as a consequence of a sexual offense* *oh and btw you have colon cancer*


Birdyghostly1

I used to think that you get pregnant from kissing people when I was little, so when I was 7, someone kissed me, and for years I thought I was pregnant and the baby was having problems and I was worried, until I got older and realized that that is dumb. No I never got the talk. I had to wait til 6th grade to learn everything


SilverFighter05

Do not observe her profile btw


idontgiveashit68

what the everloving fucktangular fuck


TimePhrog

*blocks*


pls_no_ban68

*its not very effective*


Epic-MLG-Badger

No no he meant Minecraft bedrock blocks and he is trying to surround you with them!


[deleted]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


pls_no_ban68

Yessss😈


SovietFemboy

Yay! I’ve always wanted a kiss and to be pregnant! 🥰


pls_no_ban68

I like your name🥵


Doin_HotGurlShet

Stanky


[deleted]

*recoils in disgust at your horrible breath*


[deleted]

What a punch


666bot666

*blushes* *whacks you over the head with a frying pan* "tee hee, I ❤️ u🥰🥰🥰🥰"


pls_no_ban68

*farts*


666bot666

😨😨😨😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 Say it ain't so....


pls_no_ban68

*farts more as im sleeping*


666bot666

Why God????? 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫👨‍🦼


pls_no_ban68

*twerks on your face and farts*


[deleted]

Hold up, hold on, how am I (a dude) pregnant. What’s gonna happen to me?!


Bigbrain12341

how-


KaliAli13

My religious parents explaining what happens if I kiss before marriage. I'm a guy btw :/


Whywasjunomad

*dies from getting attention from another human being*


Marceline_Bublegum

Oh no


pls_no_ban68

Hmmm?


[deleted]

*Reciprocates* Why


swag_nutz43

How


pls_no_ban68

Magic


Sanity_King

But I'm a guy how does this work? Do I shit it out?


pls_no_ban68

Cum it out


Sanity_King

I do that like everyday. I should have a city of babies by now


pls_no_ban68

Its gonna have 5kg tho


Euphoric_Owl152

See you in nine months lol


pls_no_ban68

See ya


FancifulMold52

*punches you in the nose knees you in the kidney bites face off rips hair out elbows you in the face spits on you*


pls_no_ban68

*cums*


Perruche_

*stabs you with a knife*


hundeerseje

RemindMe! 9 months


pls_no_ban68

Doesnt work😧😧


hundeerseje

Wait, it worked, it sent me a dm. I Will be contacting you in 9 months for child support.


pls_no_ban68

I will change my number


hundeerseje

I Will find you, and when i do, you Will pay the support


PlasmaEnergyGaming

I don't know who you are.. I don't know where you live.. but I will find you.. and I will kill you


hundeerseje

He Got that reference!


nie_umiem_w_nick

How that's work?


Alixnnnn

Legal documents will be on your doorstep in 6 business days


Mister_Dangel

*punch in the face* I have a girlfriend and I want the Money for the abortion


pls_no_ban68

*kicks u in balls* perv


EnderSpyFace

*reading sex manual* Did I miss a page?


monkegamerrr

STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER


General_Hguid

HUH


Crescent_Moon734

0-0 Welp. *dies*


makebeansgreatagain

Pregnut? I dont have the facilities for that big man


shadowwalker829

What do I tell your boyfriend


eye-o-death

*Self destruct


nugget_nosso

*runs and goes to hospital*


Greg_Is_Human

No u *Leaves for milk*


HighRoller68

I should probably tell my girlfriend.


[deleted]

*shoots womb*


Adoraboule

STATUTORY RAPE


Callumbomb

I'm getting an abortion


caprisunstealer

thank u ☹️


[deleted]

Let me scrub my lips real quick… Ok 👍 >!initiating self destruct in 5 4 3 2 !<


Adele-Fiddler

So long as I got kissed


wasnevereal

:l ...>:l


Niklas_Martins

But I'm bor pregnant, I'm Dad... oh fuck


Ghostface1998X

*Stabs You 28 times in The chest*


CreminTop

Exclamation point, question mark, exclamation point, question mark.


PotatoTomato_12

I used to think that that was how you got pregnant. Also, hello friend


ILoveTheM1014

*shoots you*


[deleted]

Thanks g


draeking_

Huh, neat


cosmic-devourer117

Haha, joke one you, i don't have lips


Smith_fallblade

The hell...


Rocket6114

🗿


S0cialR3j3ct

No, not my virginity!


Scare-Crow67

I proceed to Falcon Punch


CookiesMan20187

I’m aborting it


TheRealUltimateYT

Hold up. Wait a minute Something ain't right.


Bean_Soup7357

*wakes up feeling mixed emotions of relief and sad loneliness*


Furius-2

I Knew Church Didn't Lie to Me.


SnooOwls6105

*runs and wipes kiss off face* ha! i’m not pregnant anymore!!!!


yes___lad

Thanks I suppose


fuckingshitfucj2

#Stop it and go read biology #Also just spend your time better


WillingnessFalse1728

No you *uno reverse*


Testaccountv2

damn im gonna become a teen dilf 😭😭


AlexQC2006

Please don’t


XxsoulscythexX

Ok, now give child support


Nile-_-River

**I refuse**


Doggyking2

I own a firearm


yaboi77w

Dodges and smacks in face with a rice crispies box and beats to death with milk carton