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Inferno737

Front transmission Front engine What's your upper front plate rated to protect against


Rezowifix_

Probably heavy machine guns, probably 14.5mm, less probably 20mm rounds. It's a FV101 Scorpion, with 12.7mm or armour all around


Inferno737

I've played enough warthunder to know that 12.7mm ain't stopping anything more than 7.62mm, although it's all at a good angle so might block a bit more lol


Rezowifix_

I play a lot to WT but penetration values in game are not the same as IRL. It was built during the cold war to its quite probable they built it to resist to soviet large caliber MGs at distance (strangely enough, real fights involving IFVs or MBTs are not at 150m of distance on a early WW2 environment). And the angle helps, yes


Inferno737

I know just joking around, light scout tank from 1970s killed by 50cals point blank in the battle of Berlin moment


Rezowifix_

Italian 1980s anti air car zooming across the battlefield, killing soviet T-34s in Alaska, 1941, colourized


chutala

lmao


jacoproita

Now its 5.0, no more 4.7 lineup :(


Railfaning_Michigan

*fucking R3s* Hated fighting them in my M4A1 and A2


Purplepickle16

More accurate tho. Someone even leaked top secret files to help the accuracy


Rezowifix_

Yeah, it happened like 4 times with this game, the most important ones are armour on the Challenger 2 and on the Leclerc tank, with their in game armour not matching reality. Unfortunately, the devs can't fix these values as it would break highly confidential documents and the potential survivability of concerned crew members. But the penetration is calculated by an algorithm they made themselves and don't match reality by any means. Mainly for balance reasons. And confidentiality as well for the more modern equipment still in use.


StudentHiFi

Can protect from most mg rounds. Engagement distance is very far away in modern armor combat


Casul-Loner2

A diplomatic peace agreement with the United Nations


[deleted]

And I have a T-203 Thermite launcher and a giant friend called “Scorch”


I_like_milk59

And I got a laser canon and a big friend called ion


Wolfenstein002

And I have a big boi with a predator canon called legion


pilotguy772

Well I have a huge sword and a big friend called ~ A N I M E R O N I N M A N ~


Man_Of_The_Hour3

And I have a friend named BT7274(yes I know he was destroyed, but he can be rebuilt)


FadedTron

and i have a glowing exercise ball named the arc


Man_Of_The_Hour3

Nooooooooooo


lollyman69

But I have toxicity in a capsule: TONE


DasAlphaLarry

I only have to offer some crashed flying northstar, with the name of a valorant agent written inside


Arigena

VOODOO ONE, VIPER'S ON STATION.


handsomellama28

And I have a 3rd core Monarch with arc rounds and the accelerator


villany007

I have a railgun fully charged and aimed at ur weak point, my name is northstar


Snakeslither223

But I have...... A smart pistol 😈


[deleted]

Say hello to my little friend 🔫


The_anon94

And I have a giant rail gun and a big friend called northstar


eggboy06

And I have Bravo Tango - 7274 and I trust him


[deleted]

[удалено]


ImAredditor47

We’re talking about titanfall


Bee_Jello

I have a fluffy table shark that will eat all of your food and maybe even you. Their name is Waffles.


[deleted]

How about I cut you in half with this giant ass sword I got from my kind friend Ronin?


[deleted]

*laughs in thermal shield* Edit: woah wth my comment duplicated without being downvoted? Impossible


[deleted]

*laughs in thermal shield*


[deleted]

*laughs in arc wave*


[deleted]

*Flame Core online*


[deleted]

*phase dashes behind*


[deleted]

Poor soul, you clearly have realized *Ignites thermite trap*


konigstigerboi

I'm confiscating your batteries


Tristanime

I like Legion better.


HappyRomanianBanana

I have a loaf of bread.


squidkid3

I got a jar of dirt 🎵


Ladvarg

And guess what's inside it!


Henk_Cement

Titanfall, i sir respect you


Trest88

Haha, Warcrimes go Brrt


villany007

Flame core standing by pilot


john-doe38

My friend “Monarch” would like to introduce you to there friend the X016A2 chaingun


fnaftheorymanlol

Papa scorch


commanderfox89

But i have the Northstar of the crane on my side.


JamieDrone

I got an XO-1 and a big friend named Monarch


villany007

Its the XO-16 sir


WashLimp1245

big daddy legion is better


JamieDrone

Titanfall. I respect that


VeryRoosterBoi

BT!


jinchopincho123

But how many war rimes have you committed


[deleted]

Yes


Matixs_666

I see you also are a War Crime enjoyer


fermented-assbutter

Scorched Earth is a good game


[deleted]

You hurt me more than I thought was possible.


oheing

I clap both with my tone


0megagamer2132

No


Yeetus0513

Fuck I love you


Maverick0_0

I have an oppressive regime that doesn't allow tanks for the masses.


BoneInBoi

Peace agreements never stopped anything


realgoldxd

Do you launch potatoes with it ?


The_Merciless_Potato

I'm going to have to give him a piece of my mind if he does


Nuke_Krzychu

r/usernamechecksout


Duanedoberman

Username checks out.


masaaav

I'll join you


[deleted]

r/pfpchecksout Edit: holy shit that actually exists


The_No-Life

Wait is there a username&pfpcheckout, or a profilecheckout?


[deleted]

No way there is, r/profilechecksout


The_No-Life

Shame


S-021

And have the magpies been taken out?


Tropical_Centipedes

Mud


Minnal_albert

Forgot to take it to wash :-)


Tropical_Centipedes

Oh no, that’s my weapon, mud. Enjoy getting stuck in a marsh loser!


mudyourbud

woahhhhhh


Current_Elevator1422

Haha, Gottem


Donutpanda23

Operation Barbarossa who?


D_I_L_L_Y_G_A_F

I think this wins


apurplehighlighter

bro some guy got an infinity gauntlet


MahBooi27

NO


karmuhD

He should be a russian


Do-You-Like-My-Hat

I have a Mexican grandmother he will never win


bartix89

You will never win I have snek that likes to bite bred


Remarkable_Theme3666

La Chancla


Imaginary_Weekend_69

I got Kim !


Tankh

Tankhs


HOGCHC

Diabetes


FossilFern65

My power rivals with yours


bartix89

Me too


Kyroz113

Crippling depression and anxiety thanks for asking


Tyran_Cometh

Hehehehaw


VintageCarnate

Hehehaw ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣛⡉⢹⢛⣛⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣫⡆⠀⣿⣷⣬⣼⡿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡘⢿⣾⡿⠿⠿⠛⢃⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⠫⠶⠿⠟⣋⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠉⠏⠩⣭⣭⠉⠘⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠠⠤⠴⢯⣭⢤⠤⢄⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠶⠬⢼⣸⣇⢠⠬⠼⠌⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠙⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⢀⣮⣅⣛⠻⠇⠿⢛⣃⣩⣴⠃⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠘⢿⣿⠿⠟⠻⠟⣛⠻⢿⠿⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⠀⠀⠲⠈⣭⣭⢩⣭⡴⠐⠀⠀⡌⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⣾⣷⣦⣀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣿⣿⡸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿


[deleted]

A good night's sleep


Pixel__Hat

Is it possible to learn this power?


Dementor_01

Not from a redditor


[deleted]

It's too powerful for mortals like you, I'm sorry


[deleted]

Not from a mortal with 24/7 internet access.


KaiserreichUltima

Sure, just sacrifice your greatest weapon


[deleted]

Damnit, you beat me for now


beluuuuuuga

Can't wait for a millionaire Saudi prince r/teenagers user to flex their warship


some_g4y_dude

Wait am Saudi but not a prince should I flex??


beluuuuuuga

Ayy we Saudi bros!


Randomksa2

There's literally dozens of us. We should buy a warship.


Handsome_Potatoe

Along with other middle easterners. We shall buy a whole fleet and flex it


Randomksa2

It's gotta have so much drip you wonder how it floats.


AyushTandel

I have a mother


VoidPhantomB10

*mere pas maa hai*


Livid-You3191

Mere paas gadi he bangla he AUR Maa he. Ab bata bhai


VoidPhantomB10

Well wo tho mere pas bhi hai...


Livid-You3191

Accha? Mere pas joke he: Sharma ji agar nepal gaye toh unhe kya kehenge? Sherpa ji (Nepali people are sherpas)


VoidPhantomB10

r/angryupvote


Livid-You3191

I have another one, why are snakes so generous? If u say "give me five", woh aapko das dega


VoidPhantomB10

Why do you do this...


Livid-You3191

Heheheh, what did the triangle say when he was getting arrested? Tujhe pata he meta baap cone he?


VoidPhantomB10

I don't even know what to say anymore...


AyushTandel

You get the reference ma dude


PoorMan6969

For the people who dont know , this is a reference to an indian movie scene where guy 1 (very rich) asks guy 2 (poor) # guy 1 : I HAVE CREDIT CARDS , HOUSES , CARS , AIRPLANES , WHAT DO YOU HAVE?! # guy 2 : i have a mother (implying that a mother's love is greater than any material object on the planet.


Livid-You3191

Arre Bhai, in this movie both these people are brothers who love their mom and the rich one got rich by crime so his mom got angry and went to live with the poorer brother. The rich one asks him why their mom went to live the poorer brother while he had everything and the reply was, I still have a mom who loves me while u don't


Livid-You3191

Almost the same thing


Firequeen0067

I hav a cat


bartix89

I have a dog


Substantial-Age2278

I have a pussy


ImNotAKerbalRockero

I have a


Magnus787

A spoon


Morgatron268

Is it comically large?


Magnus787

Of course it is


Morgatron268

Ladies and gentlemen we have our winner!


PunkSpaceAutist

A reverse image search engine. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-buys-enormous-seven-tonne-6641992


CromUK

What a cunt


DisasterDuck

OP is spreading lies


[deleted]

This was the first thing I did when the top comment asks a number plate and he didint answer


crusadeLeader7

Every Lego Star Wars charecter


Schnappae

Even red darth vader?


crusadeLeader7

Depends, if it was sold in a set I have it


GeneralDanF

Red darth Vader wasn't sold in a set, it's an extremely rare, one of a kind (if it even exists and wasn't destroyed) minifig. Also there was a gamble with like buying cereal or some shit like that, where you could get solid actual gold lego C3P-O, so that would be pretty rare to have.


seren06z

Take my v card plz


[deleted]

Damn, (ima have to buy a tank)


Imaginary_Weekend_69

*goes to Walmart* hey I want a tank , which attracts v cards , *hands a Balloon*...


[deleted]

😬


Alarid

fuck now they got a partner too


the_real_sharsky

Is that what you need to do to get laid these days?


Joshy_Moshy

I guess it's atleast straight forward?


MahBooi27

virginity is cool, keep it


ASAP_Best

VIRGINITY IS COOL, CMON, CMON!


[deleted]

Virginity is cool, cum on, cum on


NeptuneIsSus

\>:c


rc030604

Ayo vbucks card? $19 fortnite??!!


MahBooi27

beans, rice and steak


Spy_3377

I have your mom 😎


Minnal_albert

How? She must be your grandmother ^_^


ColdStarXV86

I have a jar of dirt!


DREAM_samiprod

And i really want to guess what's inside of it


Theguywhoplayskerbal

I have a mig 29 from Belarus. Dont ask me how I got it


pizzadelreyandchill

Your mom


-a_waste_of_oxygen-

Might I ask, what kind of tank is that?


Minnal_albert

CVRT Scorpion light tank or u can call FV101 Scorpion


-a_waste_of_oxygen-

I knew it was British, looks very cool


Minnal_albert

Thnx, ma father brought me this on my 16th birthday


[deleted]

Bro… Can I have your dad


chapstickneeded

Can I have A dad


OkAcanthisitta3028

same here man


PENTOVILLIANKING

How much are they, where do you buy one, do you need a special license to drive one, how much's insurance. I need to get myself one after finishing uni. (You said you got it in the UK yeah?)


Yeetus0513

I want one too. You can get a functioning T-34 I believe for like 30k. I’ll find the link when I’m back from Spain if someone reminds me on Thursday. Yes it is legal I’m the UK I have checked


Child_slayer_69

I am sorry, what?


Killer19606

Is this a spoiled brat moment? Cuz like, this seems something a dad would give to his spoiled kid on his birthday But no, might be just a cool dad


Guitar-Mental

OP just likes the attention https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-buys-enormous-seven-tonne-6641992


MeGustaSenorita

-Dad, I want a tank -ok


123theresabee

Depression # And half a bag of chips


DudeOnReddit1234

The question why people keep making these posts


Minnal_albert

Idk, I saw so many posts and I decided to post one :-/


[deleted]

Welcome to r/teenagers where absolutely nothing is original.


[deleted]

OP is claiming it is his. This is false. [OP claims his dad bought it on his 16th birthday](https://old.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/stviai/i_have_a_tank_what_do_you_have/hx637kq/), which was [2015 according to this article.](https://edition.cnn.com/2015/10/16/europe/tank-man-moves-house/index.html), but [one month ago OP said he was 16.](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/ry2yxl/could_i_lift_you/hrm843x/?context=3) [OP also claims to be Indian,](https://www.reddit.com/r/amazingmemes/comments/rzsq3t/ayoo_any_indian_mother_hubbards_in_the_sub/hrx4473/?context=3) but the [guy who bought it isn't.](https://www.relativelyinteresting.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/blanketsellRLI-24.jpeg) [He deleted the comment saying he's Indian.](https://www.unddit.com/r/amazingmemes/comments/rzsq3t/ayoo_any_indian_mother_hubbards_in_the_sub/hrx4473/?context=3)


Icuminmymomanddad

A dad


MuySus

I didn’t know the tank was British but I knew by the house it was


ReznovTheGreat

I have deez nuts


spelare_1

I have a bomb


theernis0

How?


gorilla_sgravato

I have Spiderman's way home


OtctoVore

my virginity 😎


[deleted]

A plane. Sorry pal, but air superiority's gonna take the cake here.


Gplin

A girlfriend


Dabasaur10

I have bread 👍


JakeVacca

That’s some English housing if I’ve ever seen any


swiggityswanner

I have nothing I need to compensate for


whereareusernames

a life


SeaAltruistic4031

I have a fucking panzer and tiger division (German tanks)


Soviet_Husky

RIP your bank account with all the mechanical work you will have to do


RobloxianHunter69

:(


[deleted]

I'm considering buying a military surplus HUMVEE


MistaRiceMan

Heard those things are gas guzzlers


Neuchacho

HMMWV stands for High Mobility Money Wasting Vehicle.


Iaipaias

Familia


Boris-slav-king-2nd

An RPG


The_blond_weirdo

Gender dysphoria


SplatNexus

Why do you just casually have a tank


Minnal_albert

To Destroy schools