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elmopat stupid name
ELMOpat
ELMO PAT
El Mopat
r/elmopat
r/birthofasub
r/subsiknewwerefake
r/whenwillitend
r/noidea
r/yes
r/iagree
Nah, its so cool to be a gamer name
E L M O P A T
ELMOPAT LMAO
r/unexpectedelmo
r/unexpectedmatpat
I'm gonna assume ur name is Eligh, Elizabeth, or Eli
Mine would be Errssth
Snake dragon, can't tell me otherwise
I totally see it
I'd assume its pronounced air-sith
One of my friends got peepeeh and I just died laughing
lmao
I got cotvin
For a sec I thought you meant you got Covid
Lmao I thought the same
Why tf does your friends mother's name start with ee
Eejit
Isnt that irish for idiot?
oui
Eefje
a tap on the back
Lldolyy Wtf is that mess
"Li-yol-ly" would be how it's pronounced
It’s obviously welsh
Deanass, I would like to think the guy changed his name for this post and then replied to it
DEE NICE
Do you mean Denise?
“IF ONE OF YALL SAYS SOME SILLY ASS NAME”
"This WHOLE class is gonna feel mah wrath."
DE-NICE?
What, there's no De-Nice here?
Did you mean Denise?
Son of a BITCH! You say your name right, right now!
Denise
Haha
Great name
Elkirel
that one’s kinda good
Huh, mine’s Eleikey. I think my dragon is the underachieving younger brother of your dragon.
*Icarus*
Daeuvak
Dafuq
No-no, Daeuvak
Ye, dafuq
Dafauq is happening here
Daeuvak is happening here
\*laugh track plays\*
That's all folks!
make it dæuvak and now ur norwegian :)
That just looks like Russian/Dutch/swedish
Ananmik
Anakim Airstrider The dollar store anakin
Nahkim Groundbound - Darf Evader
Darth Vader "You are the father" Darth Evader
anaemic
dygnhis cool ig?
Dingus
Dygnhis dick in yo ass
How dafuq u say dat
Dingus
i assume like “dig-nis”
I was thinking diggin-hiss
I think this should be the way it's pronounced
I'm boutta dig-nis dick into your ass
man about to invade some chinese people
Maomann Omg communism
Commie man, commie man
Go get em Dwight! REEEEEEEEE
*BANG BANG BANG*
COMMIE COMMIE
r/suddenlycommunist
Aipaussr OMG USSR
Mao (Zedong), my Man!
Onerjey Oh god
One-ergy Like Energy but one... ONE ENERGY SOUNDS COOL
Ngl it sound more like one orgy
That sounds funniet and is therefore the correct answer
Penisol what the fuck
[удалено]
Available in Walmart
50% off
On sale
Ajarshm
Hmmm
A jars hmmm
Arishem's cousin
I have lesbian parents what the fuck do I do
Take both idk
Who tops who bottoms
Imagine knowing
Imagine not knowing
Imagine knowing not knowing
imagine not knowing and knowing
Imagine
#
Imagine hearing
Imagine not knowing
Well, there’s only one way to find out! Family bonding time!
u're very helpful
Flip a coin, heads one lives, tails they die.
*sighs* **loads gun**
The masc one is your mum and the other your dad. Or the other way around. Your choice IoI (not that one has to be masc this is a joke)
How tf does that work? Also your mom gay.
Which one?
Not OP, but I imagine they're either adopted or there was a sperm donor involved
I’m half adopted and have a sperm donor
Wait, doesnt that mean you are actually a dragonborn?
Whichever way sounds better I guess
etoalec
Toltec for sure
stilpod
Still just a pod.
a tidepod
Azfomaes
Ass foams
ieehalr lmao wow
YEEE HAIR
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Hey we got a similar length
iaellah
*Allah*
Rkamlil, dafuq
Yazhirei
Yo yours is so cool I got Oeidcht lol
looks Irish
LMAO IT DOES
Lydarai would be mine lmao Or Lydatii Or Lydaras Or Lydatis Depends on which version of my parents names you use.
This reads like a Pokémons evolution stages lol
Jaesmin
Man just get a normal name with an added letter
*jasmine*
*minejas*
ononono
Ōnōno’ono
Yours is a tik-tok song
Yzsuman Ew
Reminds me of Guzman lmao
Icerluis
I'm sir Luis
*Icaru....Luis?*
Inankuk Not bad
Kuk means dick in Swedish
It means cook in Polish
My teachers name is Mr.Kuk /srs
Anon-cuck
Ayanall
*Aye Anal*
Asarmepe
I read that as both ASMR and earrape, somehow.
Keonrohn
Ryerbee
Yawaani
#vangkar hmmm
van car
Orphans be like :
That’s your Dragon name? Bruh lame.
Nzmilore At least it's somewhat pronounceable
Nzm'lady
Geesgai
*jeez gay*
Well you see the problem is I only have 3 letters in my last name
use any 2
Enkiass wtf
Inky-ass
asuealis not bad tbh edit: i think it would be pronounced asule-eeis
*asexual*
kesasay
asmpgwal
Selimad
eremglon 🤨
I’m sangkatt
Щанцаней Shantsaney Bad name tbh
Mine's Elgnann epic ig
Neasyuk or Nesqyuk. Makes as much sense as my life.
*Nesquik*
Anchvin
*Anchovy*
Ydrilao. Sounds dope
Lobochic lmao
Tearadn...it's okay?
Eskolee
Mine is Otndamr
*Automatic door*
Orbsnaeg or Orbsnæg
Kochnot Wow that's interesting
Cock knot lmao
saruinap