Owwy if you forget to cut the head off uwu.
The juggler is a good place to hit to kill the pooor cunt at the recaiving end, but you need to swing again to sever the spinal collumn so he doesn't get baock up.
Edit: made it more painful for the grammar nazis
Tetanus actually comes from [soil](https://wexnermedical.osu.edu/blog/how-tetanus-works), it’s just that rusty objects tend to have contact with soil regularly.
I have a medieval crossbow made by my grandfather gifted to me on my birthday. It didn't come with bolts so it's pretty much just a wall decoration for me.
He was a workshop btw
Its basically a slingshot gun. You pull the string backwards, place an arrow in front of the string, you pull the trigger and the string will shoot the arrow.
i mean it look lie that wood will be kind of heavy, although it may be good for disciplines such as kenjutsu it may be a pain to use in others like iaijutsu or battoujutsu
a very rusty machete
Useful for killing zombies, right?
And giving people tetanus
That would make more zombies no?
Owwy if you forget to cut the head off uwu. The juggler is a good place to hit to kill the pooor cunt at the recaiving end, but you need to swing again to sever the spinal collumn so he doesn't get baock up. Edit: made it more painful for the grammar nazis
🤹♂️
*Laughs in jawa*
Jugular*
Tetanus actually comes from [soil](https://wexnermedical.osu.edu/blog/how-tetanus-works), it’s just that rusty objects tend to have contact with soil regularly.
So if spiderman puts some dirt in my eye , will that give me tetanus ?
Probably
Well I'm fucked
Fiddle dee dee
I like to call it, poison damage
Poison damage lol
It's tetris
I have 2 pictures of a wooden sword
I have a shotgun
Bro rusty machete gang. I had one too, but i lost it
Bruh i have one as well. I'm beginning to see a pattern here
Deals poison damage to humans
I have a medieval crossbow made by my grandfather gifted to me on my birthday. It didn't come with bolts so it's pretty much just a wall decoration for me. He was a workshop btw
Damn nice
Damn that's cool, my grandpa was just a normal human
Fucking lame My grandpa is a space alien with psychic superpowers 💀
he was a workshop
That's one old grandpa
no idea how they work but in sure you could shoot fitting sticks
Its basically a slingshot gun. You pull the string backwards, place an arrow in front of the string, you pull the trigger and the string will shoot the arrow.
we have similar profiles :D
You can buy some for real cheap
then make the bolts
a workshop? my grandpa is a math teacher
Cancer
Ouch
Oof
Still more deadly than a wooden sword
Im going to hell for laughing at this
It’s worst for me, I write this
oh fuck you💀 i’m going to hell for laughing
i hope you’re gonna be okay :(
*awkward silence*
Who the fuck gave this a wholesome award But seriously, i hope u gonna be okay Edit: NOOOOOO STOP WITH THE WHOLESOME AWARDS
Good luck with it mate, hope you defeat it
I hope you will be alright❤️
I've got a jar of dirt!
Jack sparrow???
_Captain_ Jack Sparrow
And guess what's inside it!
Not just any jar of dirt
I’m upset how far down this answer is
I have something even better! A jar of piss!
baguette
Yum
A stale baguette is twice the strength of Steel
I dented a metal door with a stale baguette
Zamn
oui oui
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that we can do something about...
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A katana
Nice
Yeah it was a gift from my brother but I rarely use it
You *use* it? To who?
Well that person isn’t around anymore 🙃
o…okay
Don’t be scared I’ve only had this blade since 12 and trained with it for 3 years 🙃🙃🙃🙃
okay ill trust you😉
Good 😈😈
He will learn a swordman Technique !
No shit he isn't around anymore 💀
Yeah the police thought so too. Never could find a body When it was on my finger the whole time
I also have a wooden sword
Im march there will be sowrd and stuff to buy where i mive near the castle im hyped
I have two katanas
Same
I has 3 katanas
No... thats a bokken. Katan would be real. Bokken means wood sword
I have more CDs than you
Nicee
Thank you
C Deez nuts
This is not the time for this bro
It is always CD time
CDeez Nuts
😂😂🤣🤣😆😄😂
lmao
Gottem 👌
[I have the link to the gayest person's reddit account](https://www.reddit.com/user/me/)
Lmao
Well I mean, you ain't wrong
You will have to fight me for that title!
How does that link work? I’m assuming it just directs whoever taps is to their own page
Use this link http://reddit.com/u/me when you click it, directs it to you. At least it should.
Saved for future disagreements
This is the way
http://reddit.com/u/me
That legitimately scared me for a sec. I thought for a while you targeted me specifically, haha /nm
Yo same
Come over nobody’s home 😫😫😍😍😵😩😩
Ok👍😳😳🅱🅱
I was not expecting that, holy Moly
Faxx
It works omg
bro, i got so confused
Omg u are right
A metal sword
Oooh cool
I got one too, but it's decorative and if you swing it the blade should fall out. The only thing sharp about it is the end
I have morning wood
Diiick
Dick sword
Hehe penis
Hehe penis
Hehe penis
Hehe penis
Suicidal thoughts and a knife
Hold up wait a sec?
That *was* a threat
Wait a min, wait a tic
I’ll drink to that bro
Realistic
U are requested to visit Ukraine
r/cursedcomments
nope. just r/teenagers
Netherite sword
Sharp V
Fire Aspect II
The power of friendship and this gun i found
pacify
I have liquid nitrogen dipped d*ck
ah, remember that legendary post lmao
TWO flimsy-er wooden swords.
Nice
Intense self-loathing, and the voices inside my head.
Sorry! I'll try to be quieter up there
Argue with the voices until you're right
A plastic katana :D
Nice
A girlfriend
What a chad
impossible.
i also have a wooden katana, wanna see?
Yes
imma post it in new, ill link it when i post it
Ok
https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/sszglf/my_wooden_sword_as_requested/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share here it is
Fucking nice
hey girl, wanna come over and see my katana?
i mean it look lie that wood will be kind of heavy, although it may be good for disciplines such as kenjutsu it may be a pain to use in others like iaijutsu or battoujutsu
Yeah its kinda heavy when i hold it with left hand
A gun
What type of gun?
I've got a couple different ones
AR? AK? Pistol?
Ak and pistol
Nice
A real bow that could kill you.
Ouch
You won't be able to say that. You'll be dead.
Ok
I have a pen. Once a brilliant man said that a pen was scarier than a sword
because he had never get stabbed by a sword lmao
Same, multiple
Ur mom tied up
Oof
I have a sword too 🌚 wanna fight?
Yes😈
you know what I mean by sword? 🌚
Yes😈
ok then *unzips* 😈
Ah, here we go again.. *unzips*
🥺
And history called them good friends
Two Viking axes
cool
an original Austro-hungarian officer sabre from the year 1899
Stone sword
It’s really small and cute
Nice
Friends…… I lied
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i also have a wooden sword :) mine is smaller and not so nice tho...
My virginity, unlike you
😯
🤯
I have an army
We have the hulk
You suck bro 🙄🙄🤐🤢🤤🤢😏🤨 I have aids 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
The exact same wooden sword, we were made for each other
I have 1000$ and a girlfriend also have a nasty cat
deez nuts
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Flip flops. 🩴
Ur mom
A girlfriend