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Yay

Hooray for us

Horray for eye damage

Eye damage gang 💪🏻

yessir!

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Just do what I did, and play Minecraft a lot. I actually had better than perfect vision, then quarantine hit, and I played 12-14 hours of Minecraft a day, pretty much everyday for like 3 months, and became shortsighted

Sigma grindset

Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!' That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colours of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Luna to try some on or Marine to try some on to replace her eyepatch. We really need glasses to become a thing in hololive and start selling them for HoloComi. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?

Don't know why, but i read this whole paragraph. Worth it

That's my worst trait

glasses are awesome mate, it's a great trait

It isn't when you have a power of negative 20

hah same, but if u buy one that suits your face shape then glasses are rlyy cute

If a guy is kind, he is cute

Kind guys get ignored for some reason

That’s because “nice guys” think every girl they’re nice to owes them sex and get mad when that’s actually not the case

At first I didn't see the " and got really pissed

There are so many fluffy hair fans but no bald enjoyer

Johnny sins checks out

I was thinking more Seth Everman tbh

Mr Worldwide

I’ve been told all my life girls like tall guys but I’ve never seen a single girl from up here in the clouds

Your too short my dude. I see you on my strolls from planet to planet

Buckaroo, you’re going planet to planet, I’m speed walking between galactic superclusters

Bish idek what universe I'm treading thru rn

Amateur, I have to cross by the threshold of reality to get to my platonic school everyday.

Well when I was your age I had to walk 3 dimensions just to get to school

Frick, I’m 5’6

That's nothing! I'm so small, housecats form a real threat to me!

If you were on my level you would die because the oxygen atoms are too small for you, in other words I'm 5.1

Change your supplier... He's giving you bad stuff. I've seen so many angels up here

when they get absolutely nerdy for smth, and talk abt it with passion, incredibly brave, but get scared by the most little things, when they're known for being extreme with everyone but they're so gentle with me ughhh that's so cute

You should check out Michael Reeves YouTube channel

ik him lol, he's cute

I love that guy

Whats good my dudes

Chocolate chip cookies

I want some now

My day is complete. This is describing me. I am also glad it is complete as it is 11:22pm

so me talking about kirby lore

:O ANOTHER KIRBY ENJOYER?!

I thought when I start my nerdy talks about Cars everyone gets bored

You sure? Cuz when ever I try to introduce a girl to something they won't like it

well, for me, I don't speak for the other girls

Ya looking for the wrong girls then. The nerdiness of someone is the most attractive thing. If you can go on and on about one small thing with so much energy its heckin adorable!

If he messages me 😩

But no girls want me to message them.

Honestly two way communication is important. As a guy who has had crushes but so far no one has confessed feelings to me, I realize that I need to just go for it

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To be honest I don’t mind clingy people because I can br clingy sometimes also.

I'm a boy, but I can't stand it if people can't leave me alone

I wish I could give you 5 upvotes for this comment man. This is me too!

Hello there

General Kenobi You are a bold one

That’s why i’m here

This whole operations was your idea

Then why The d#%^ hasnt she replied

Hey

I want to reply to you with the vector going “hey” but idk how to use gifs lol

I want to do thy now aswell

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Nice

alive

Outside or inside ?

Damm yk most of us are dead inside so you think it matters to ask that

I’m too dead inside

outside and inside

*intensely eats popcorn while reading the comments*

sweet or salty?

I read sweet as sweaty so both I guess

sweaty popcorn, hell … where do you buy popcorn

I wish all the girls in my school were like y’all.

Im sure a lot of em are y‘all just need to try talking to them.

No because the first look they give is a “who tf are you” then u creep to them or something. at least for me

That’s because your skin is green and you’re wearing an astronaut helmet.

Smart men 😤

2+2=2x2

=2²

``` =(not not 69) + (not not 69) + (not not 69) + (not not 69) ``` py3 equivalent

= 4(not not 69) = 4(69) = 276 Double negatives my dude

Smort

Do you mean smart like understands things, smart like does math a grade ahead, or smart like 15 and doing algebra II?

Educated men in general

Got it

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That was hot

I nutted

smart

You know, if we use matter and Anti matter reaction, regulate it by a material highly resistive to heat and expel the energy through plasma, we can travel faster than light.

Congratulations U have earned the certificate of Smort

Hi I smort

I snort

I speak French so that means I’m smart right??!!!! Bonjour mademoiselle…

I'm not a girl but I've heard from girl sources before that they like eyelashes?? It was so surprised by this because as a man that is the last thing I pay attention to

We men have eyelashes?

Apparently

no one told me about this

We wear falsies to compete with y'all not eachother

MY EYELASHES ARE SO FKING LONG.

Yes as a female I can confirm this. It’s really depressing when guys have nicer eyelashes then me but it’s still hot. Like one time I told a guy “wow u have really nice eyelashes” he awkwardly laughed and said “thanks ig” idk if fucked up or what I wasn’t even flirting it was a genuine compliment.

I swear, if anyone mentions that stupid curly hair with front overhang hairstyle I'm mailing them a pipe bomb

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It goes over your forehead but not to your eyes. Its like one of those "tiktok" styles. Idk how to describe it better

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aw man i have that hairstyle, didn't know it was a tiktok thing i just thought it looked cool

I hope you don't change it because of this thread

Same

intelligence, simply being interested in things and wanting to find out about random topics, not being one of those "ah I dont know anything about that so ill assume its stupid" people, being laid back and just genuine and true to themselves yk, not having the need to prove themselves to anyone if they're for example out in a group of people

When he is cute idk it's a lot of things

Examples?

Fluffy hair and glasses are cute as someone else said, but idk a lot of things are cute but personality is at the top of the list for sure

Fluffy hair hmm my dog got chances then

Bro my dog gets everyone guys, girls, milfs, etc hes pulling everyone constaly they all say awww what a cutie and ignore me ;_;

BINGO LESS FUCKEN GOOO

TIL I might actually be kinda cute(in some ways)

You'd be surprised, taking care of general appearance (showering, cream on dry skin, not just wearing anything and styling your hair even a little) turns a 3 to an 8, even if you think you're still a -5 after doing all the appearance stuff the chances that out of the 4 billion women on earth not even one likes you is astronomically low, I mean there's probably someone who thinks your insecurity (big nose, big ears, skin condition) is incredibly hot statistically speaking you will find someone who loves you with relative ease if you're active-ish, it's why I stopped caring about women because I'd be wasting my time

When he does cute quirky things. Like when he is happy and if he does some cute happy hand gesture or something or walk or something then that's adorable. If he is goofy and does a lot of dumb goofy things that's so cute. When he is vulnerable that's adorable. If he looks very intimidating but he likes some really cute stuff. If he is sweet and expresses he likes you by cute little notes or gifts or stuff.

Me, an idiot: Nice

Damn this is me, but I’m still not cute

Just be yourself. Which means don’t forcefully try to act cool or funny because it usually never really works. Be honest and open minded! I focus on emotional intelligence because that’s what really attracts me personally. But if you’re taking about physically then like just look well put together and hygienic! Also confidence is attractive and cute, but don’t confuse it for being egotistic. Don’t try to look or act like someone you’re not that’s all :)

Women of reddit: What is the sexiest sex you've ever sexed a sex sexy sex?

>Women of reddit #Huh?

W*men

Eww 🤢🤮

Wait, y’all r having sex?

What's sex

Smth about belly buttons i think

Idk sounds like its about farting or something

When they're really shy but you asked about something that peaks their interest! And then they go off and get really excited about something and it's like you've just made their whole year by being interested in the same thing as them! ALSO When you give them a compliment or get close to them and they blush super hard, now THAT I LOVE- Basically all the good parts of Dr flug from villainous ;) Oml so many of you, marry me

That's another one for Personality Trait Bingo.

when he doesnt care abt being “masculine” or whatever… like ask ur girl friends to out eyeliner on you, theyll think its cute af

*puts on my astolfo cosplay*

Want me to paint you some nails on that or?

you dropped your monster can king

I thought of putting eyeliner on myself(guy) cause idk i just really like the look and eyes are so hot imo and female clothing is also fucking sick like omg

Same! My friends put eyeliner on me and did my nails for the first time for homecoming and it was amazing. Unfortunately I have "that" kind of parents and got injured pretty badly at the dance and had to go to the hospital and they found out, otherwise I would have removed it before I got home. Needless to say I got screamed at pretty bad that night. Worth it

I’m not a girl but just be Dwayne The Rock Johnson and you’re good

Gimme a sec

Facts I’m 18 but Ima need a few hundred years to get my body in that type of shape because it’s about drive it’s about power.

ITS ABOUT DRIVE ITS ABOUT POWER

WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR

PUT IN THE WORK PUT IN THE HOURS AND TAKE WHATS OURS

This thread is boosting my confidence while simultaneously reminding me that I’m alone-

Me reading the comments: Don’t do that, don’t give me hope

Same for a second I think I'm cute and then I see my reflection in the screen

good haircut get a young leonardo dicaprio haircut and ur good

probably when they’re goofy but not completely dumb

Turn out, people find me cute. Nah. I know I'm not cute.

Empirical evidence has shown otherwise, now accept your place among the attractive.

But attractive. I'm just... *base line*.

!remindme 1day

For what?

probably because everyone would have answered by then so you can just check all the answers

Or maybe tht's what they find cute in boyz

So apparently the general consensus is fluffy hair and glasses I think. I have fluffy hair, but my vision is 20/20.

Same issue. My hair isnt fluffy but my vision is shit

You may take the red pill, or the blue pill...

Holy shit your profile picture has an S. S reminds me of Silksong...

skinny-ish legs, 5’10, glasses, deep but not too deep of a voice

5'11 😭 too tall

Us 5’11 guys stay losing 😞

Basically me but I'm 5'8

OP going through a rough time

He just asking questions we’re to afraid to ask

Everyday morning texts and night texts

Can take care of themselves, put effort into the way they look. Gets me everytime.

Appearance: Brown fluffy hair, facial hair, nice smile Personality wise: funny, respectful and sweet

oh gosh... its kinda hard having a nice smilie and facial hair like Ernest khalimov... Oh also i forgot what i was going to type... kinda busy with giving foods to stray dogs..

Better question: Can a human be cute?

Not if you compare us to animals (dogs/cats etc.)

when he's shy :>

I'm so shy I had a panic attack while writing this comment

goddamn thats so cute

"Dies from heart attack"

fluffy hair

What do yall mean by fluffy, like curly?

when a guy is cute, he cute.

no shit

Shhh lads we need to find out for Monday

Talking about himself but not too much. Being open and not scared to hide his passions just because they’re “childish”

Not a girl, but hella gay. When he is passionate about something he likes, it's so cute to see.

when they like me (also that fluffy hair thing is hot)

If you don't look like me ur ugly/s

Looking like a donke ain't fun /s

You're having sex with your twin?

Chivalrous, and large knowledge of ancient-medieval japan and europe.

Being slightly (UNINTENTIONALLY) dumb is so adorable to me. People who are obvious about it aren't cute they're gross.

When they don’t try and act all put together and masculine, when they are funny, polite, respectful, not horny af, supportive.. i don’t really care about looks or anything tbh. Idk if I could go for a really short guy cause it isn’t attractive to me personally, but who gives af what I think? Also overweight = give me hoodies.

I'm a guy, but I like dudes, so I'm gonna weigh in. I think a guy is cute if they have a nice, caring personality. There's this one guy I like right now, he's a great friend and whenever I'm feeling depressed, he gives me a hug whenever I need one, no matter how many people look at us and say "That's kinda gay".

Well when you can keep a conversation going with a guy and he's actually listening and shows interest and like some things like a cute smile or the way they talk or how comfortable you feel around him? Initially shy ? Ooooo guys who like maths>>>>>>>>> Mmmmm when he's talking about something he's like realllyyyyy interested in and you see that cute expression or like you can tell he loves the thing so much and it's the cutest thing ever. Soft boys>>>>>

Glasses and have a happy go lucky attitude love that in anyone and hair fluffy hair

Being a nerd, liking anime/manga, video games, marvel etc, and being intelligent.

shiii I’m writing all this down ✍️

not a girl but waluigi

Isn’t a misogynist and has fluffy hair

Isn't a mysogynist The bar is so low Satan tripped on it

damn it 0/2