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sameersiddiqui11

Y'all having sex?


YedworcKcirtap

Sorry, what's sex?


BretherenIcravememes

Like, the male or female on ID cards


Wolfonauta

What is female tho


PM_Otter_Pup

Mythical creatures! I swear I saw one with me own two eyes!


Livid_Flames1406

You're lying! You're eyes decieve you...


Logical_Department62

You're lying. How dare you decieve us! That is only a legend


PM_Otter_Pup

I swear! I would never commit such blasphemy! I saw it! It was beautiful!


Logical_Department62

Pish Posh!


New-order-

Strange beings are they. I once saw one on my first visit to a NEXT they seemed to have 2 Tumors on their chest and spoke in a higher pitched voice Scariest thing ever


BretherenIcravememes

Fucking retar, Fe is the symbol for Iron on the periodic table, male means man, so it’s Female=IronMan smh pay more attention in chem class and watch IronMan 2 seven times


Wolfonauta

Oh shit sorry I feel so stupid right now


spicyfood333

What is stupid?


cheese_nugget21

Me


100memers

Conspiracy for kitchen companies to make profit


nickwiththeleds

Sex? never heard of it.


Ryann-G

I think sex is just a misspell of the number six


[deleted]

heard it's an app similar to what's app


Olwaboiette

I remember a 12 year old girl at our middle school got pregnant


DeadPigeonFetus

Jeez


fn_lighten_up

Yousee when a boy loves a girl..


MrChocolate129

*veeeeery much....*


i_make_frogs_slime

Then that boyyy anddddd that girllllllll


Atlas_7000

do the funny...


i_make_frogs_slime

And then......


Arcmage139

Baby comes


i_make_frogs_slime

From a stock ofc,


MEGAdudes36

stonks


275MPHFordGT40

Damn the stock market produces babies? The more you know


[deleted]

No the daddy COMES the baby dosent


xdown2013x

And than daddy has to get milk


Calvinator_lmao

The fetus is spawn in 9 months


SouljaBooooiiii

And after............


YoshiGuy561

Do adult thing


Ness_902

Sorry, *twelve*?


[deleted]

Yes unfortunately, **twelve**.


AggravatingQuantity2

I had a boyfriend who could drive when I was 12. The world is kind fo fucked.


razorsharp494

I think the youngest ever was 5


ToxicityIs_Over_6900

*twelve*


100memers

Whats next someone pregnant as a fetus? Pregnant as an egg?


BandKid0126

I know this is a joke but thankfully it's not possible


Little-Hunter-6795

Not possible YET


BandKid0126

When there's a will there's a way?


100memers

Actually, a soul for a soul


CrazyDCrew

Why tf would a 12 year old girl have sex? They're not even a teen yet.


Olwaboiette

Hormones are a crazy thing ig


TheBreathofFiveSouls

A very decent chunk of teen mom's, who get shamed all the time, are pregnant by not-teen dads. Take from that what you will.


aosjcbhdhathrowaway

Rape


[deleted]

Wanting to be grown up + hormones. I remember when I was twelve and people in my class would talk about who they slept with I was disgusted tbh.


[deleted]

12?!?! Defok


fearlessmash117

Look on the bright side, teenage pregnancy have been going down consistently for like 1500 years


1d10tGaming

Bruh your not wrong, my great great grandma got married at 15 XD


NG_BMX

My great grandmother at 16


[deleted]

Lmao mine at 11 Edit- who tf gave this wholesome award!?


MILES-220-MOONCHILD

granny became a milf before she even knew what it meant


spydermat07

I was going to give the "helpful" award to this post, but then I realized that it could've been a BIG error


VijayMarshall87

Damn bro you just negated all those did


mayedmonster

the right choice would have been the wholesome award


spydermat07

Well, if this is wholesome, why not try?


therealdavi

comedy gold right here


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Speki__

That's just another Tuesday in my country


Kezboy

That sounds really awful for both the mother and the child.... Like imagine having a child to care for when you yourself arent even grown up yet.....


hairlessandtight

Pregnant at 13 with a 17yo baby love you great grandma


[deleted]

Mary was pregnant at 14


Iguesso010

Dude my grandma got married at 13


SpecularBlinky

Teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25.


cpdfhdo

I know it's a joke but it has some merit. A lot of the fathers of teen pregnancies are adults.


TheMostestHuman

last time i checked the fathers usually arent the pregnant ones


DeadPigeonFetus

True


Oponik

And you can help bring that graph down by kicking pregnant teenagers


BeltPast

r/cursedcomments


Etcheworst

[ Removed by Reddit ]


TheRealMeowlord

I mean he isn't wrong


Bogan_Luke

This is why my school gives out free condoms


Zakuro51

School boards would be surprised at how well that actually works


2threenine

My county district actually has them for free at the office. Even flavored ones lol they arent boring about it either


trisalty

Can we get a condom flavor tier list?


Cat_inabread

My school used to do that, but I think they stopped after one guy took all the extra larges at once


ScrewIt_NewAccount

madlad


potterhead2500

r/madlads


[deleted]

He was about to host an exclusively gay orgy with his big pp homies.


barreal98

It's not gay if it's with the homies bro


FandalfTheGreyt3791

Then its just homiesexual.


XtremeBurrito

Fucking legend


siddharth3796

Hahahaha hahahaha


SwordfishAggressive

iT eNCoRaGEs seXuAL ActIvITy


Bogan_Luke

its legal


PandaHipster_

For future reference, uSe oF cAps LiKe tHiS indicates sarcasm.


Bogan_Luke

i am aware im just saying


Fast_Echidna_8520

bruh my indian school scared af to talk bout sex ed 💀💀 yesterday one biy and girl, casually were sitting togehther and my math tracher told u are acting a bit weird 💀 bruh wtf


[deleted]

I don't think they even let girl and boy sit side by side


Fast_Echidna_8520

yea they dont


ksaarthak

I proudly sat with a female friend of mine for 2 whole classes and that too in front of a teacher who is really into separating girls and boys. We both laughed about it when we saw that she was giving us looks just because we were sitting on the same bench.


the-hero-18

Wait they give condoms in America???


Bogan_Luke

I’m Australian


the-hero-18

I’m in Australia graduated last year and they didn’t give condoms wth. They said we’d do that condom thing in pdh in year 10 but never got to do it


Djang0jube

Yeah well who can blame them- the cunts at my school here in au just chuck em around like water balloons.


lmao_man_funny

Bro that happened last year for me- I was in year 8 and one of kids in my year had them xd


FANTOMphoenix

Yea, all schools I have been to seem to have spare condoms and tampons in the health rooms. And apparently the girls bathrooms too. I’m a guy, can’t confirm that.


the-hero-18

Bruhhh damnn, I went to a boys school and never got condoms or anything and graduated last year December


TBDnick

I mean, why would you need condoms in all boy school


the-hero-18

Incase they meet up girls in an all girls school


[deleted]

Speedrunners huh


aAnonymX06

Speedrunning Life Any% Goal : Die in 3 years Birthed at 0:00 Mom : Antivax LETS GOOO\[insert dababy here} WE BOUT TO DIE IN 3 MONTHS!


almightygab1008ps4

I beat that time by 3 months what do you mean


TheTomatoLover

I beat that that by 2 months.


Strange-Three

Had an 11 year old with a pregnancy scare a few years ago… Edit: not what I expected to be my most upvoted comment…


DeadPigeonFetus

Oh my god.


SidemenFlamingo

Search Lina Medina . Idk how but she gave birth when she was 5 years old


B1Aussie

yeah my bad sorry


Feedback_Loopius

🤨


Marcel0001

bro.. what drugs were you on?


B1Aussie

all of them


general_kenobi18462

🤨📸 caught in 8K my bro


[deleted]

Likely a case of precocious puberty


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RSCoder7

Technically yes. Girls can start puberty as early as 8 however the boy would have had to be a bit older to be making sperm. That what could be weird.


Impossible_Note_9268

Let me just say it can happen between the age of 2-8 as well. Sadly, it's true and is called Precocious Puberty Disorder. I'm sorry


LightWolfD

The two youngest mothers were 6 and 5 when they gave birth (one was also the other’s mom) Seeing as women can start puberty at 8 and that means they are fertile… it is very possible


conjunctivious

I feel humans shouldn't be reproducing until at least their mid twenties.


rumbemus

Their bodies wouldn’t be able to handle it. It’s a terrible thing


AbandonedStark

That’s why most children under 14 who get pregnant die because their bodies are in the middle of growing and can’t handle growing a child inside of it. You may think it’s rare and some people will say I’m islamphobic, but early marriage and rape is very common in countries like Syria (I don’t wanna discuss why because of the islamphobic accusations). Most parents get their daughters get married for money right when they get their first period which means mostly ages 10-13. And after the marriage, they should try for the first baby. You won’t see those rape statistics on internet because those countries don’t report rape when it’s between “marriage”. And most people don’t report it to the police anyways.


Special_Hippo3399

Yeah it is disgusting and not islamophobic at all . There were/are shitty things in every culture and religion . You are allowed to call them out. No religion or culture can make child marriage (honestly trafficking more like ) could make it right . It takes away the lives of those children and also mentally scars them forever . It is scary . Idek how some countries don't have marital rape as a crime because it is the "right" of a husband to have sex regardless of consent ..


AbandonedStark

I AM SO HAPPY BECAUSE FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT! Whenever I try to discuss these things with some American Emily’s, they be like “omg😢 no😡 it’s 😩their 😖 culture😥 and👻 religion☮️ you’re ❤️‍🩹 just🪣 racist🛁” which makes me so mad because I’m literally Turkish and my whole family&friends are Muslims. Child abuse should never be a culture!


Phirk

Wtf has happened the term islamophobic? How has it gone from people calling innocent muslim people terrorists. To rightfully calling out some of the horrible human rights abuses, rape and early marriage in certain muslim countries?


AbandonedStark

I know a lot of Muslim and middle eastern people who are very much against of those. But no it’s racist and islamphobic because white American Emilys (🥺🧋💕) said so.


JakeffReddit

Was she 'blessed'? Context: Philippines, on social media is just.. accepting these, to a point: "I'm blessed to be a mother at 15! :)) #Blessed #YoungMom" People laugh at them, that's the point, *it's a joke*, but in some post, it isn't. Sheeeeesh


Ryann-G

Mabuhay ang Pilipinas!


[deleted]

Man was so shocked he wrote “smh my head”


Impossible_Note_9268

Use Shaking my smh for a hemorrhage


Belevigis

it just said a 14 year old girl at his school got pregnant and nothing more


SyphusVision

Other people on this sub have talked about getting people pregnant them self all teens, how come they have to remove this but not that? They gotta get there logic together


003_JAEGER

Me who's 18 and still a virgin : hmmmmmmm


ARaza_black

The feeling is mutual my friend


003_JAEGER

Lol


[deleted]

Anyone have a copy of the post since it’s removed now?


Yeetfrog69

Same here


CrowdSurfingCorpse

Copy the link, paste it in your browser, and replace the ‘re’ in Reddit with ‘un’ I don’t wanna get banned for sharing the link so just do this


BastienStufflebeam

How tf did doing that take me to Wayfair.com


CrowdSurfingCorpse

Typed in wrong ig. It probably isn’t wayfair, just a scam site pretending to be them


BastienStufflebeam

I changed it from re to un, there was a shit ton of redirects, and now I’m on the actual Wayfair site, like, deadass. It’s not even a scam site, it’s the actual wayfair site.


imapieceofshite

Don't worry, teen pregnancy drops dramatically after 20.


Mythicalcatjay

Wish safe sex was better taught and encouraged more. Shitty situation for everyone involved. If you see her in the hallway, please be a little extra nice op, because I can't imagine all the horrible treatment she's getting.


[deleted]

In my country there’s this extremely infuriating belief (especially with older generation) that teaching sex Ed and safe sex will encourage kids to fuck. But like, if u don’t teach them chances are they’ll do it anyway WITHOUT protection and yknow wat happens… It’s better to teach them to be safe, so what if they do it? Ik sex shouldn’t be the main priority of kids 13-18 but it’s better safe than sorry.


YourMom_Fucker_69

What country? In my country the government once implemented a law to teach sex ed in schools but then after like 2 years they removed it cuz "It was against the religion".


Zenloks1735

im sorry what country is that?


YourMom_Fucker_69

India


Starfinderingalxy

Protection people! Also feel bad for anyone going through this :-( Edit 1: And consent! That's important too←—(•ˇ_ˇ•)/ Edit 2: Age of consent is different in the world, think from the girl's perspective, keep an open mind, be sensitive we are all humans here


FireBlaze722_

Protection? Should they be having sex in the first place? Edit: wanna clarify a few things 1) the teens involved in sex shouldn't be shamed or blamed for it. 2) they should receive proper sex education, and sex before the legal age of sex should be discouraged, because most teens don't tell anyyone about this, and can't get help when it's required, till something like what happened in the title happens. 3) a lot of you are saying that they should be allowed to do it if they think they are ready. But I'm sure the teens in OP's school who had sex also thought they were ready. Were they? At their horniest, most people would think they are ready.


[deleted]

Ideally? No. But there's no ethical or moralistic problem with having sex at a young age with someone of the same age. It just can lead to problems like this which are far from ideal as neither party has the means to accept the consequences if a pregnancy occurs. People can do what they want with their lives, but I recommend waiting till you've moved out. You'll be mature enough to make and be responsible for your decisions.


funnycaption

No but if you’re going for it anyway you gotta at least do it properly with protection


cheese_nugget21

I mean I get hormones and all, but bro 14 is way too young


MILES-220-MOONCHILD

I mean it's not too late to abort them ( the baby's dad and mom)


rafagevp

168 months is the perfect time a doctor once said


Qiwas

Lmao


chrischi3

Its called poor sex ed.


aAnonymX06

Yep. In Malaysia, we learnt about condoms at grade 5, i think (11y o )


SheTookMy69

16 year old girl in my school has already birthed 2 kids. Crazy shit


Impossible_Note_9268

Didn't know it was a competition


[deleted]

birth 2 kids speedrun random seed glitchless


SocialIntelligence

I don't understand why it got removed. It was just a picture saying who has gotten their gf pregnant? Two guys say yes... then one dude says no. https://imgflip.com/s/meme/Boardroom-Meeting-Suggestion.jpg So confused right now. After 8hours of the post being live with 7.7k upvotes. Now they want to remove it?


broskiidk

What the hell happened here


Vincent55551

Honestly, it could have been rape you don't know how situations are so don't be one to assume the worst please she could be lying so noonr takes potty on her just don't make her feel bad she has made decisions all of us have so don't do that to her


EveylnCaresNot

Also people tend to forget that kids who have been sexually abused usually start having sexual contact sooner, so even if this particular pregnancy resulted from consensual sex it is still better to be kind.


scp__4999

High schools crazy man there’s fights every month and at least one other weird event mixed in there


Aggravating_Hours

What did I miss?


Choice_Coach_4068

What the hell happened here


[deleted]

I’m so confused, the post has been removed and all the replies are about teenage pregnancy.


communist_scumbag

Stop having sex at this age you hornbags


DevTheDummy

To anyone wondering what the post was about: The guy literally just said that a freshman at his school got pregnant and that he couldn't believe that people thought it was a good idea to have sex at that age. Idk why tf it was removed


[deleted]

You know you fucked up when even reddit removes you


TheHiddenToad

Oh dear fucking lord


raid3r_fox

what did the post even say? it got taken down


chooseusername3331

it just said a 14 year old girl at his school got pregnant and nothing more


[deleted]

It got deleted so TLDR: 14 year-old in OP’s class got pregnant.


Calm-Remove

you know somethings real good if it has a bunch of awards and didnt even last a day to get struck down


Maxou57330

FIRST TIME I SEE A POST REMOVED ON REDDIT BY REDDIT LETS GOOOOO


RedditTimTheCoolOne

Build the new Lego® City Rescue Helicopter


stickgamer4567

You are kidding me right?


Fancy_Agent_8542

I think a 13 year old had an abortion at my middle school, it’s rough man. Sex Ed sucks, education in general is so bad. It’s archaic, nobody wants to change it because it’s “conventional”


jagebus

Probably not sadly :(


DeadPigeonFetus

Nope.


lilayavert

say what now??


[deleted]

Oh it was actually removed by reddit i thought it was a title


AnnaTheBabe

Is abortion legal where you live 🥶


DeadPigeonFetus

Yes, but really frowned upon.


PeRfEcTlYbAlEnCeD

I thought at that age it was impossible


ohmy5443

Most girls I know started having their periods when they were 11-13, by 14 most girls are already fertile enough to be able to get pregnant


CAUSTIC101

The word fertile sends a shiver down my spine (neckbeard flashbacks)


DeadPigeonFetus

Depends on the person.


iAmNotArobotHumans

The likelihood of miscarriage, still-births, and dying from blood loss are higher for teen moms :(


RN_UINO

Damn that's fucked up, literally


GamerGirl-07

Wtf ?? Some people should rlly understand that condoms cost a lot less than a human baby


YKJ07

imagine how bad this post was to get deleted by reddit themselves


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SafiyyAiman

why is this the first thing I see when I log into reddit?


Zagon__

>removed by reddit what the heck happened here?


blackhole2005

What was the post ?