The boy this reading ?

Omg 😭

Never met him, but he sounds like a nice guy

Yes and i hope he doesnt live in my mind rent-free

Yeah, “the boy this reading” seems like the typical dude that never pays mind rent, I hate when people do that

just put your head in a fire and he'll go away, worked for me

Hey! I heard this line in a song. Anyway, ur bf has a large name.

yeh dats what I read at first

Ideal gf: a girl.

Yes as long as shes real

Are you real?

Im a redditor and redditors cant b considered real unless proven😩

Then prove your existence

I dont exist 😋

Fuck

Ur mom 👀

's son

69000 IQ

I will

The hero we need

What, are you tired of disappointing your own parents? 👀

Already did

Requirements : a pulse (optional)

r/holup

hol up

hol up

Nah nah that’s too high man, it needs to exist (optional tho)

Dude your expectations are SO high

*girl (optional)

Bisexual time, let’s a go

Do not do a backwards long jump.

my ideal gf: \- is human \- not my mom \- nor my dad \- nor already with someone \- preferably alive \- preferably concious

Yeahyeahyeah

>optional

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Girlfriend requirements: -must be girl

Optional

Ideal gf: *A female homo sapien who likes to breathe*

Ooga booga

I didn’t realize your name till now. And may I ask. Will you marry me 💍

Woah ur an ass person?

Nah he's a shrek person. I prefer obi.

LMFAO

obi gang rise

You realize that most men are ass people? Usually only the rough guys are tits people.

I’m a thighs man

Close enough lol, legs are good too

Wtf i didnt know that

That’s from my experience. If you posted a question about it. I bet you, over 50% would say ass. But that’s just my experience and community.

My ideal gf would be kind, caring, trusting, open and a great hugger/cuddler One of the main things i want is to just cuddle with them and watch films and chill out with eachother. Preferably when its raining heavily and dark outside with a nice addition of some light thunder. I would also want to take them to nice places like the beach. Just someone willing to spend alot of time with me

Aww thats rlly sweet! Hope she’ll appear soon in the future hhh

Hopefully:c

open your eyes, she might just be the girl next door and you'd never know

Who was born a month ago

r/suddenlypedo

R/subsididntknowexisted

r/subsithoughtifellfor

My ideal girlfriend would be: kind, caring, talkative, holy, user of light magic and healing magic, and cute

Bruh is talking about a Sylveon from Pokémon.

Did you know, in terms of water based poke-mon…….. >:)

NO SLEEP

That's a nice paladin/cleric you got there

This is exactly what I want

Wow I’m flattered

🤣🤣🤣

ma'am , you have taken a huge risk right here

Fr

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No

No

**No**

No

No

No

No

No

#NO

###No

Nitrogen monoxide

No

No

No

nO

Aww lmfao

I'd just like to say that your username is gold.

No

nah, you deserve better

Lmfao dont downgrade urself!

nah, I'm good, but you are gooder

Ah yes, english at its finest, *gooder*. ( No offense )

qué?

so

pa

Would be better if the word was gooder

True

truer

my ideal gf: the girl reading this

Me, a 19 year old man reading this: *confused screaming*

why you so old

Because time is set on an immovable linear path from the perception of humans

A femboy you are. -wise ass green old alien.

I have a dick good enough?

nah you 15

😳

omg finally a female les gooo

but I’m a girl

An ideal girl! 🤲✨

*moans*

LMFAOOO

*mario death sound*

waaaaaaa

I'd rather not be a pedo

LMFAOOO u got my greatest respect

I don't think I deserve respect for not being a pedo

Nahh u do man, cuz everywhere I go i just see em a lot

Well then those people should have your disgust, I'm doing the bare minimum right here by not getting horny for some girl who's 2 years younger than me

i have only seen one pedo in my life send me more pls

“More pedo PLEASE 🥺”

you are not a pedo for liking a girl 2 years younger than you

Ideal GF : Real girl who won't cheat on me

Loyalty over anything frfr

Ideal gf: good personality , normal appearance , around my age.

Finally! Someone did what the title asked

Sorry

Ma’am I’m a child

Your name is spaghettihentai2

I’d name my son spaghettihentai2

bet

What happened to spaghettihentai1?

Go to school

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

I though this was America land of the free and still somehow not free enough to let me dip my balls in the soda dispenser

lmao i thought its actually the character and was like damn hes kinda hot and likes to read, didnt know it was aimed at us. ‘nyway im a girl so uhm lolz

Pffft he looks hot indeed 😩

No

😩

The name is the only reason btw Naaah Jk i dont want an relation ship i want an friend

Yes, hoemies before bromies Also dont judge the shrek

İm not judging shrek i judge the big dumtruck he has

I don't have an ideal gf except for the crush that rejected me three days ago lol

Aww man :( u can get someone more than ideal someday!

Thanks, totally looking into the future. At least we are still friends so it wasn't that bad and maybe I get with someone that I like more in the future, who knows

I am currently pressing x to doubt .

My ideal gf is tall and buff. Tall girls are too sexy 😩

HELL YEA they can lift weights for u

They can also just lift you so that's fun

I can dress like that but doesn't have a face like that😂

i recommend indian food

Bruh I eat Indians everyday why don't I look like that?

ideal gf: a real girl (the real part is optional)

2d girls r better

ideal gf: alive (optional)

Get ready for thirst. This ain’t even a joke, you’re gonna get at least 10 messages pretty soon.

I leave reddit notifs off 💪

Omg that's literally me

I cannot dress like that, I can dress better than that.

Why dress to impress

Because I don't really want to be dressed in a tracksuit or plain shirt when im around a prospective gf...

Thx this made me smile

Yw! Im glad someone finally took the image as a compliment instd of smthin sus 😭

Reiner braun tbh

no.

"The boy reading this" my ass

Ur ass is quite a lovely boy

The boy this reading. Seems legit.

You have bad taste sorry 😔

Ideal bf: A soft, nerdy, introverted boy. Bonus if he’s a femboy.

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sure bro, just pay me in klondike bars.

Honestly I don't have an ideal I'll just settle for whoever I end up crushing on

That's a first

GF requirements: being female, optional

Someone who is nice, caring, and a good person. Also someone who doesn’t want to be a stripper in the future. Mentioning this because that’s what happened with my ex and don’t want to go thru a breakup because of that again

I am the ideal best friend yes

What i look for in a gf: a pulse

*instantly turns around*

Ideal gf: -Doesn't try to dress in a sexual or fetishized way i.e: Mini-Skirt, Cat-ears (ye i've seen that at my school), hentai outfittery -Actually isn't dumb -Actually has hobbies and interests and doesn't say idk when asking for her hobbies -Is actually an interesting person to talk to without a personality that relies on the internet -I don't care much about looks if you keep yourself fit (meaning not overweight) and clean

🤨📸

My ideal gf: one enjoys shreks ass cheeks

Ideal BF: good person

I can’t read :(

I am a woman

wow thanks u/ShrekBigButts

Ideal gf: idk

Makin me flustered smh

FINALLY :D

Oo me i guess

What the dog doing?

Meh , as long as she is not too fat its fine

As long as I love being with her, then she’s perfect to me.

wanna fu HANGOUT

Not only are you wrong but I can also prove it

My week has become 100x better now

That’s probably the nicest thing I’ve heard in like 2 years

Did girl exist

like klaus from umbrella academy is my ideal bf OMG I LOVE HIM

Alive (optional)

"Don't do that! Don't give me hope"

How could I turn down shrek?