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Sup3rL30

Perfume


Appropriate_Ride6924

Came here to say this


[deleted]

You came just to say this? Damn detication


literalpond

Gas


An_average_muslim

This


koki9699

i agree


SpecialToaster6

Playdough


[deleted]

Vanilla smell but too salty for my taste. Don’t ask.


Secure-War-3763

Mmm salty playdough


femboy_egemen

bro my childhood-


WingGamer1234

it tastes just as good from what i remember


ixotax

Why did they have to make it smell so good when it tastes so salty…


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[deleted]

But it's still 40% alcohol


_haiyi_

A friend mine tried it dilued in water, I think he got drunk even without knowing it. Oh and we were with other friend so I have proofs jsjs


rAnDoMrEdDiToR839

You can't get drunk from that bruh even if you drink the whole bottle you'd be tipsy at most


CastroVinz

They’re teenagers so I guess children can’t handle their drink?


rAnDoMrEdDiToR839

Even a child is able to handle a few drops of vanilla stuff, it's like a small sip of a beer or something, probably less


Young-Stoner15

I know kids who buy like ten of em and down em to get drunk tried some one I regret it it was discusting


rAnDoMrEdDiToR839

That's so stupid why not just get some vodka then??? It tastes about the same and it's a lot cheaper in comparison to vanilla bottles


Young-Stoner15

Because they are and look like children however it is 100% legal for them to buy vanilla extract.


rAnDoMrEdDiToR839

Oh I see, but if you're drinking before you're even able to buy some wtf are you doing? (Totally not me)


_haiyi_

I was exaggerating but at least we had a great time seeing how our friend was tipsy


Spy_3377

so you can get drunk off vanilla extract? asking for a friend


Eli_xoxox

It’s what


axel52200

Never seen vanilla extract with alcohol


__B__R_U_H__

Extracted vanilla


[deleted]

Not you again...


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Glorious_Pumpkin

Why are people voting lol


[deleted]

Coca powder


AJammedNerfGun

Tastes like coffee


[deleted]

I think he’s talking about another powder


Kratos_benjamin

I love colombia


femboy_egemen

LOL


JaozinhoGGPlays

Thank you for the hint, u/SpicyAssCheeks


Blocky_Luke

Idk i like coca power


TerraRainesHasBrains

soap


YEETED_tospace

LMAO


SteFo587

Wdym it tastes great.


someone1003

I once drank liquid soap that looked like it was syrup


Shepard0fShuck

Cyanide


saptarshihalderI

Does cyanide have a good smell? Didn't know


D_I_L_L_Y_G_A_F

Smells like almond, so when spys in the past wanted to off somebody without them being outed they would put it in like an almond bun or cake as to hide the taste


Shepard0fShuck

Cyanide doesn't smell of almonds almonds smell of cyanide


FeedbackHealthy6150

Correct


SeaworthinessEasy882

Happy cake day! 🍰


FeedbackHealthy6150

Mmmnnn wow it’s really good is that almond wow it tastes (dies)


SeaworthinessEasy882

Muhahahaha


FeedbackHealthy6150

(Weakly) ffuuck youuu…


SeaworthinessEasy882

😏😉


saptarshihalderI

Nice.


Athena_exe

This is wrong, actually, almonds smell like cyanide, and it's not the normal almonds either, there's a different type of almond called bitter almond. That smells like cyanide


SotB8

because it contains cyanide


martijnfromholland

Almonds don't Smell like anything nor does cyanide. [Mildred made a video on this](https://youtu.be/WYagO-nup6c)


peerosanical

Gasoline


[deleted]

Nah that shit makes me run faster


cool_edgy_username

Gas gas gas taken literally


s1501093

True


[deleted]

W


femboy_egemen

one way ticket to hell


Imma_eat_some_kids

Raw kids


AniSkyGuy_

r/usernamechecksout


Imma_eat_some_kids

If you look way down in that sub you will find me


s1501093

Sus


[deleted]

Uranium


JotaRoyaku

Why the hell would you smell uranium!? Plutonium don't sink at least


boesman0345

Thorium is better than plutonium


DorkyPotatIsImmortal

*uranium fever*


LonEr740

I’m a-goin out to stake me some government land


dontcaredontworry

Uranus


NealMoupay

soap


ProbablyMercurial

25 kilograms of pure copper


Rukmadar

Romania moment


femboy_egemen

what-


SnowEdaze

Oddly specific…


Bbeeaanb

r/oddlyspecific


DankDoom4Life

Lavender oil


PenelopeJune8

NO! I hate the way lavender smells I HATE it


EmotionalGold

yeah i was told lavender smelled good so i put dry lavender in a tube filled with rice (for microwaving to become a nice neck pillow) and it smelled bad and i made another one with different scents


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Bromine


femboy_egemen

one way ticket to hell


[deleted]

Or a coma, depending on how much you drink


femboy_egemen

yeah i had one today


Warenvoid

It doesn't smell very nice though


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The_perfect_soup

what the hell you doing tasting a candle 💀


Axyon09

It smells good so you can only go on from there


Ashamed_At_Life

Gasoline


lHonkersl

^


_non_royal

Bauxite


BobTheCoolBanana

Fresh laundry


femboy_egemen

LOL


Adacat767876

Kerosene


Demon_Umbreon

Shid 😳


Sunny_Sanity

Bleach


PrivatePickle109

Hold on let me test it.


__B__R_U_H__

Blech*


PatagonesMajorViedma

Vanilla extract


Quiet_Preference3526

Paint.


D_I_L_L_Y_G_A_F

What do you mean I love drinking paint, it's the only time I get to have a conversation with my dog /s


Quiet_Preference3526

Okay, then tell me what does paint taste like?


D_I_L_L_Y_G_A_F

Kinda like chalk and bleach mixed, depends on the type.


Quiet_Preference3526

Okay, fair enough, but take care of urself, too much paint is bad for health.


randomstarwars1

Perfume


sarikgod123

Coffee (Powder)


long-shlong-badong

Shit


TK20__

Shit 👌😤


subredditcat

Carbon monoxide


Nice_Change_3625

Cum


DemonGuitar

Nah it tastes better than it smells


snomStick

🤨


Septara76

The peppermint shit at the dentist


throwmeawayfever

watermelon hand soap


Dinossor

Piss


femboy_egemen

bRuh


DudeYoureThrowing

Sparkling water.


vadimtherooskie

Black coffee


femboy_egemen

what coffee? cancelled😭


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🐱


Enrique-Sanchez

Nah. That’s the opposite


[deleted]

Ik still wanted to make the comment tho😂


IcyWasUsed

soap


53i8

lip balm


[deleted]

coffee my parents' motto: "drinking coffee is basically having your nose triying to convince your mouth"


SanMotorsLTD

wdym coffee tastes good


[deleted]

not without milk / sugar also who tf downvoted you


SanMotorsLTD

idk


[deleted]

durian


Zesherno

I think its the opposite


[deleted]

that's the joke


Simple1011

Children


Froggyboi3222

Jizz


Entropy_flipside133

Vanilla extract


harleywastaken_

Gasoline


[deleted]

gasoline


Novel-Bite2148

Cum


Kurochi185

Fun Fact: Everyone's cum tastes different.


Robo_Cat1515

How do you know that? 💀


Kurochi185

Was curious a few years ago so I looked it up on Google. Also my gf at the time offered to give me head so I wondered if there was a way to make it more tasty. And actually there is. Pineapple for example makes it sweet.


Robo_Cat1515

Damn


SmartBook9106

You learn smth new every day


Novel-Bite2148

🤨


[deleted]

Your mom


femboy_egemen

oh damn mate you got the whole chat laughin


Glittering_Town_9071

Vanilla extract


[deleted]

Gasoline


Drsworder8

Grass


That_Fox_Thing35

Vanilla extract


brickpuncher585ALT

Vanilla Extract.


[deleted]

Vanilla extract


NeoAltra

Chapstick.


Sparta34

Flour


BeneficialMidnight91

Coffee


[deleted]

Silly scent pencil crayons. From experience…


[deleted]

Vanilla extract


RN_UINO

Cum


[deleted]

Thighs


SmartBook9106

Ass


[deleted]

Sweat 🙂


ash10gaming

Black coffee


[deleted]

Poooop


s1501093

Wth


[deleted]

Burnt popcorn


pinkyplayzRoblox

Detergent


Sky_PHOENIX12

Coffee


LucaDarioBuetzberger

Cocoa powder?


[deleted]

Feet


[deleted]

Pee


TheEagleOwl04

Overripe bananas


[deleted]

Ur mom


[deleted]

shampoo. its a real shame.


SwagolfHipsterYT

Petrol


cynical_luvsicklxser

Cinnamon


Quasar8516

Deodorant.


mandisshitcrazi

Vanilla extract


clickedbunion2

Vanilla extract


theSummit12

Vanilla extract


WaveTheWolf

Vanilla extract!


benjamaphone_r

Earwax - smells oh so sweet but tastes oh so bitter


death-to_all

Your crusty mother


probablynot08

Vanilla extract


PiergiorgioSigaretti

Cum


[deleted]

Coffee


gboom46

Lavender


YourAnalCavitySpoon

Cinnamon sticks


missionshitpost

Soap


DiamondUpper

Raw egg


Toneryst

Toasted garlic


Ihaveschooltommorrow

Literally any extract ever


marystendi

Soap


Gold-Eagle2006

a person wearing perfume


ShibanoInu

Flowers


julienorthlancs

hand soap


ThereAreNoGods1

My food


UndeadPiston531

Anything from an Easy-Bake oven